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By: Dix

Dix — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 19:35:29 +0000

I just noticed that this is from Humble, Texas. I used to work out that way. It’s totally a wedding flip-flop kind of town.

Actually, I’m surprised she doesn’t want them in camo. It’s totally a camo wedding kind of town . . .

By: steamcat5

steamcat5 — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 23:58:34 +0000

#40 TooManyCookbooks :
“I can only imagine what the poor bridesmaids will have to endure.”

Really. How is the bride wearing pink rhinestone flip-flops going to make the bridesmaids look *worse* than she does? Is that even possible?

By: takilasunrise

takilasunrise — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 16:03:09 +0000

I guess bridal flip flops are in demand!

http://www.etsy.com/shop/BowFlipFlops?section_id=6261928

By: takilasunrise

takilasunrise — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 16:02:00 +0000

Here you go………..I’m sure the seller will work with you on the colors!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/40788418/polka-dot-and-hot-pink-personalized

By: takilasunrise

takilasunrise — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:56:18 +0000

I had to resort to wearing flip-flops during the last couple of months of my pregnancy due to the swelling of my feet!

My daughters love wearing flip-flops (you should have seen all the flip flops worn at my daughter’s graduation at the beginning of the month)……times, oh, how they’ve changed!

By: Thenutmeg2000

Thenutmeg2000 — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:45:32 +0000

OMG I could not make this shit up! Humble, Texas is my home town..OMG the embarassment

By: SudsyBird

SudsyBird — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 00:05:55 +0000

With those shoes it’s much easier to flick off the crumbs when cutting your twinkie and ho-ho cake tower.

By: unclehoward

unclehoward — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 19:51:53 +0000

Ain’t no Uptown in this across the tracks vision. I hope to hell it’s a beach wedding and the tide comes in…a lot.

By: StaticCling

StaticCling — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 03:29:59 +0000

The strap that goes between your toes makes my teeth itch.

By: TeresaCuentos

TeresaCuentos — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 03:13:43 +0000

I’m pretty sure she thinks she’s SELLING the flip-flops, not asking for a pair.

By: AgoutiAvenger

AgoutiAvenger — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 20:52:44 +0000

That picture reminds me of the time I was at an event titled “World’s Largest Barbecue” and I saw a pregnant woman in a Confederate flag bikini with a cig in one hand, a beer in the other, making out with some guy. Too bad it was before the era of cell phone cameras!

+12

By: Buzzkill To Teenagers

Buzzkill To Teenagers — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 16:51:35 +0000

All I can here is the wedding party (who are of course all wearing flip-flops) walking down the aisle.

Now, that’s class.

By: TooManyCookbooks

TooManyCookbooks — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 16:18:58 +0000

If ‘flip-flops’ wasn’t enough, I’m confident that ‘hot pink satin bow’ pretty much *completely* cancels ‘classy’. We may be looking at negative-classy here, people. I can only imagine what the poor bridesmaids will have to endure.

By: nitebyrd

nitebyrd — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 15:22:48 +0000

I believe the wedding planner is going to Bedazzled the keg of Bud Light and use Li’l Smokies instead of hot dogs in the Pigs In A Blanket.

By: jhconstable

jhconstable — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:40:53 +0000

She might need a set of these to complete the look –

http://www.drbukk.com/