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WTF Alchemy Request

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  1. hamoza
    June 17, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    C-L-A-S-S-A-Y.
    Actually I love flip flops .And I wear a size ten , and I know what cute little hot pink bowed footwear looks like in a size 6 and what it looks like in a size 10 .

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  2. hallospaceboy
    June 17, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    In what universe are flip flops considered “classy”?

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  3. Sculptor69
    June 17, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    Anyone else digging the irony of the combination of obnoxious wedding flip flops and her hometown?

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  4. IscreamUscream
    June 17, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    If this is a gulf beach wedding, I’d suggest hip waders with “classy” bows. And, a respirator.

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  5. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    June 17, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    “Plain but bold and classy”…?

    No, not so much.

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  6. HelenaHandbasket
    June 17, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    A 2-3″ bow on a size 10 is actually more understated than “huge”. Guess she really is Humble.

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  7. hamoza
    June 17, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    @ ISUS, you made me laugh & cry with that one.

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  8. hallospaceboy
    June 17, 2010 at 4:43 pm

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  9. badcrafter
    June 17, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Well, obviously if Pa forgets the shotgun, she can’t run after the groom in heels. DUH.

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  10. Recovering Crack Baby
    June 17, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    Hey now I have to wear a size 12 in Women’s shoes, and you know what they say about Women with big feet..
    ……………. I don’t either, as I was hoping you would know.

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  11. pplrdum
    June 17, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    OMG. If these are the shoes, what the hell does the rest of the outfit look like? (Hot pink bows?? I can only imagine the hairpiece!)

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  12. leftfoot
    June 17, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    hot pink flip flip wedding shoes: for the bride that can’t see her own feet.

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  13. steviesegel
    June 17, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    You mean something like these little beauties?

    http://agirlzbowtique.com/store/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=103

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  14. mtopia
    June 17, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    I can just hear the subtle flapping noises in perfect harmony with her wedding march. Makes me get a bit misty actually.

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  15. meanbeads
    June 17, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    And another little baby child is born in the ghetto……

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  16. thecatsmeow
    June 17, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    nothing says classy like hot pink, rhinestones & flip-flops.

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  17. pplrdum
    June 17, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    OF COURSE they’ll be classy, catsmeow: she wants SATIN!

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  18. curlytopnola
    June 17, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    not to sound the country bumpkin alarm, but that’s not that unusual here in the deep south for a summer wedding. in fact, no etsy required, really. just walk into your friendly neighborhood payless shoe source.
    that said, what confuses me, is mention of a buckle. i was not aware of buckled flip flops….i thought there was just the toe thong.
    buckle = sandal, right? or am i just a country bumpkin?

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  19. mannequin
    June 17, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    I’m a jerk because I can’t figure out why she can’t just make these herself.

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  20. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    June 17, 2010 at 5:51 pm

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  21. Wilma Fingerdoo
    June 17, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    I imagine her wedding hair will have the same height and volume as her classy flip flops.

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  22. usonia
    June 17, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    I hate flip flops with a passion to begin with, and the thought of them as appropriate wedding attire only confirms my belief that civilization as we know it is teetering on the verge of collapse.

    FYI, Humble is in suburban Houston, and it’s pronounced “Um-ble” with a silent H. The more you know….

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  23. BettyMachete
    June 17, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    Only way to keep it classy is to have the bridemaids in hot pink ‘heelies’.

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  24. Wilma Fingerdoo
    June 17, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    @Betty,
    The hellies would be a nice touch and they would make the electric slide at the reception soo much easier.

    I’m thinking she might try some barefoot flip flops ala Mountain Girl. That would be Humble.

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  25. mapleleaves
    June 17, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    I don’t see anything gender-specific in the description. These might not be for the bride…

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  26. ADHD
    June 17, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    If this is a trend that continues, I’ve got an idea for another “bold and classy” look for wedding shoes. Crocs- with bows and rhinestones of course.
    Oh wait, that would be weeding shoes not wedding shoes.

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  27. tejasmom
    June 17, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    I have been to a wedding where decorated flip-flops were favors for the bridesmaids to wear after they took off their high heels so their feet wouldn’t hurt. Not sure the bride herself should wear them.

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  28. hamoza
    June 17, 2010 at 10:29 pm

    Screw the mode of fashion, I think people should get married in clown suits. As long as the marriage isn’t a flop.

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  29. Mandi Apple
    June 18, 2010 at 4:09 am

    I think I may have found the perfect wedding bouquet to top off such a classy outfit: http://www.etsy.com/listing/45908888/the-wedding-bouquet

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  30. ataleoftwothrifties
    June 18, 2010 at 5:09 am

    Nothing “plain” about that description, baby.

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  31. GoreKitten
    June 18, 2010 at 6:17 am

    Hey… I live in Texas… all I ever wear is flip-flops (if I wear shoes at all) even during the winter… I don’t see anything wrong with “wedding” flip flops…

    …oh, oh god….

    I’M ONE OF THEM!!! D8

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  32. Craiggers
    June 18, 2010 at 6:33 am

    So she just needs a pair of flip flops with a bow? Looks like I just made $25!

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  33. beqi
    June 18, 2010 at 6:58 am

    So, how pregnant is this bride?

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  34. cecikierk
    June 18, 2010 at 7:15 am
  35. laughinglurker
    June 18, 2010 at 7:17 am

    It would be fun to be bale to see the wedding pics

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  36. laughinglurker
    June 18, 2010 at 7:20 am

    #32, Wow! That has to be Photoshopped, don’t you think? Pregnant bride, trailor, mullet-headed groom, missing teeth. Nothing can be that clichéd. We’re only missing the pickup with the gun wrack…..

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  37. laughinglurker
    June 18, 2010 at 7:21 am

    Sorry, that picture is like a magnet, I keep getting pulled back to it.

    SMOKING pregnant bride. Missed that on the first look-see

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  38. jhconstable
    June 18, 2010 at 7:40 am

    She might need a set of these to complete the look –

    http://www.drbukk.com/

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  39. nitebyrd
    June 18, 2010 at 8:22 am

    I believe the wedding planner is going to Bedazzled the keg of Bud Light and use Li’l Smokies instead of hot dogs in the Pigs In A Blanket.

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  40. TooManyCookbooks
    June 18, 2010 at 9:18 am

    If ‘flip-flops’ wasn’t enough, I’m confident that ‘hot pink satin bow’ pretty much *completely* cancels ‘classy’. We may be looking at negative-classy here, people. I can only imagine what the poor bridesmaids will have to endure.

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  41. Buzzkill To Teenagers
    June 18, 2010 at 9:51 am

    All I can here is the wedding party (who are of course all wearing flip-flops) walking down the aisle.

    Now, that’s class.

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  42. AgoutiAvenger
    June 18, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    That picture reminds me of the time I was at an event titled “World’s Largest Barbecue” and I saw a pregnant woman in a Confederate flag bikini with a cig in one hand, a beer in the other, making out with some guy. Too bad it was before the era of cell phone cameras!

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  43. TeresaCuentos
    June 18, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    I’m pretty sure she thinks she’s SELLING the flip-flops, not asking for a pair.

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  44. StaticCling
    June 18, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    The strap that goes between your toes makes my teeth itch.

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  45. unclehoward
    June 19, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Ain’t no Uptown in this across the tracks vision. I hope to hell it’s a beach wedding and the tide comes in…a lot.

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  46. SudsyBird
    June 20, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    With those shoes it’s much easier to flick off the crumbs when cutting your twinkie and ho-ho cake tower.

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  47. Thenutmeg2000
    June 21, 2010 at 8:45 am

    OMG I could not make this shit up! Humble, Texas is my home town..OMG the embarassment

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  48. takilasunrise
    June 21, 2010 at 8:56 am

    I had to resort to wearing flip-flops during the last couple of months of my pregnancy due to the swelling of my feet!

    My daughters love wearing flip-flops (you should have seen all the flip flops worn at my daughter’s graduation at the beginning of the month)……times, oh, how they’ve changed!

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  49. takilasunrise
    June 21, 2010 at 9:02 am

    Here you go………..I’m sure the seller will work with you on the colors!

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/40788418/polka-dot-and-hot-pink-personalized

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  50. takilasunrise
    June 21, 2010 at 9:03 am

    I guess bridal flip flops are in demand!

    http://www.etsy.com/shop/BowFlipFlops?section_id=6261928

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  51. steamcat5
    June 21, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    #40 TooManyCookbooks :
    “I can only imagine what the poor bridesmaids will have to endure.”

    Really. How is the bride wearing pink rhinestone flip-flops going to make the bridesmaids look *worse* than she does? Is that even possible?

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  52. Dix
    June 22, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    I just noticed that this is from Humble, Texas. I used to work out that way. It’s totally a wedding flip-flop kind of town.

    Actually, I’m surprised she doesn’t want them in camo. It’s totally a camo wedding kind of town . . .

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