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Loseralls

Sorry, this is not “earth friendly”. You don’t help the planet by sewing two pieces of shit together. In fact, you’ve actually made garbage. The only way this isn’t going to wind up in a landfill is if they do a Hee Haw reunion at the Ashram.

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60 comments on Loseralls

  1. liasynthis
    June 16, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    There’s a reason they’re unique

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  2. redredred
    June 16, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    Circus folk wouldn’t even wear this.

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  3. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    June 16, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    So, these are made for a skinny person with enormous lower legs and no self-esteem?

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  4. HelenaHandbasket
    June 16, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Maybe they’re earth-friendly cuz they’re intended immediately for the compost heap?

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  5. Skully
    June 16, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Nice floor shot, just add a stick and you’ve got a hillbilly Swiffer.

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  6. hamoza
    June 16, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    Finally. The aftermath of thousands of overbaked fried to a crisp hippies has come home to roost on the pages of Etsy. Overalls are so flattering on their own that they beg for more loud embellishments. You certainly won’t see yourself coming & going in that thing because the odds of another person having such atrocious taste is slim .

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  7. steviesegel
    June 16, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    OOOH! I always wanted to look like an isosceles triangle!

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  8. joshpincusiscrying
    June 16, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    I’ll wear these and you wear the necktie skirt and we’ll have a date!

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  9. Snarkaholic
    June 16, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    Earth Friendlyand Stylish- You’re doin it wrong.

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  10. rumi monger
    June 16, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    juggalos wouldn’t even wear this.

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  11. rumi monger
    June 16, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    upchuckled.

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  12. hamoza
    June 16, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    LOveralls?You have about as much chance of being loved wearing that thing as winning the lottery in Uzbekistan.

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  13. HermesGoddess
    June 16, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    FAILVERALLS.

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  14. Bronc Drywall
    June 16, 2010 at 1:49 pm

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  15. LeeLooDallas
    June 16, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    I’ll give her one point for at least vacuuming the floor first. (Some folks don’t.)

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  16. polkadotbananas
    June 16, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Wow. The creator is in touch with her inner hippie as well as her inner hillbilly.

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  17. VikingKvinna
    June 16, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Please, please, can someone with Photoshopping and/or video-making skills take “Hillbilly Swiffer” and run with it? I’m already crying I’m laughing so hard.

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  18. They’re hippy hillbilly. Hipbilly.

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  19. gdpainter
    June 16, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Earth here, leave me out of your failed fashion.

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  20. meanbeads
    June 16, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    I -really- want to see someone wearing these. LOLveralls, indeed.

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  21. hamoza
    June 16, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    This is not what you’d call a seamless transition from one style to another. Is it too much to ask that the upchucker at least meld the 2 disparate items into something more integrated?

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  22. Damn, polkadotbananas beat me.

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  23. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    June 16, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    Guys, guys – they’ve got FLAIR. That’s better than unicorn farts.

    Honestly, I like them. But I like coffins and pink flamingos, too.

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  24. bootsychoo
    June 16, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    It’s not so much how these look as how they’ll probably smell…

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  25. redredred
    June 16, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    Regretsy has once again found an item my cat would adore. I can just picture her swatting at all the extra fabric, trying to sleep under pants leg, jumping on it to try to get it to stop moving. This think is multipurpose for felines.

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  26. LeeLooDallas
    June 16, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    At least she showed some restraint – no butterflies or monster trucks appliqued to the crotch.

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  27. redredred
    June 16, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    *thing

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  28. Speaking of unicorn farts, I saw some guy wearing a rainbow/fucking unicorns shirt the other day and thought you guys. :lol:

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  29. redredred
    June 16, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    #26 LeeLooDallas: I think a rooster appliqued to the front would be most appropriate. But let’s not give the seller any ideas.

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  30. GoreKitten
    June 16, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    I’ve finally found the last piece to my rodeo clown gear!!! 8D

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  31. PussDaddy
    June 16, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Would people who make this stuff really put it on their kids and parade them around, not to mention sport some of the stuff they make themseves?

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  32. amazon
    June 16, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Because regular overalls are so binding and uncomfortable to begin with?

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  33. polkadotbananas
    June 16, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    #22 Great minds think alike. ;)

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  34. Wilma Fingerdoo
    June 16, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    These would go great with the baseball cap I have that says “Daddy always says I’m the best kisser”.

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  35. SuperSnark
    June 16, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    Wilma ew! But funny! Reminds me of that kool-aid scene in National Lampoon’s Vacation *hehehe*

    Oh yeah as for this total piece of shit sorry Jerry’s dead folks time to move on and get a freakin’ life!!!!

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    • keynes
      October 12, 2011 at 11:28 am

      This person is a porno spammer
      zarbuma21@gmail.com
      88.247.67.55

      Porno spammers have their email and IP addresses posted, so you can return the favor. – HK

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  36. hamoza
    June 16, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    The model who was wearing these for the photo shoot was so mortified that she dissolved into the floor
    leaving only the overalls & a faint pile of ash.

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  37. Dynomoose
    June 16, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    I notice she couldn’t get anyone to model these for her. I can just picture the conversations: “hey, do you want to come over and model some of my etsy stuff?” “Sure!” “Okay, here it is. Put it on and I’ll get the camera set up.” “Ummmm…. I forgot that there’s somewhere else I have to be like right now.” Friend runs out the door.

    That said, I’ve seen this sort of thing in the parking lot at Dead shows. Of course the women wearing them were stoned out of their gourds.

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  38. leftfoot
    June 16, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    cross-dressing. yer doin it wrong.

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  39. hamoza
    June 16, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    Damn hipbillies.
    There now, I feel better already, someone had to say it.

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  40. leftfoot
    June 16, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    I can almost understand why.. but the fact that the effin added part is like 4 inches longer than the overalls part is just bugging my inner obsessive-compulsive.

    Why not just cut them off at the waist and sew 7 day shitters or a skirt or hippie-gauchos on the bottom? It seems like it would be less work and look a hell of a lot better.

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  41. leftfoot
    June 16, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    7 day shitters for those who don’t know:

    http://crossroadstrading.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/mc-hammer.jpg

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  42. LeeLooDallas
    June 16, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    Please Hammer, don’t fill ‘em!

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  43. cappysue
    June 16, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    Glad they are made size small because the average ass would look to be about as wide as the average coffee table in that bumpkin hell gear

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  44. tuttle88
    June 16, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    Did anyone watch that 1970s show The Good Life? This couple move to the country and decide be self sustaining, the wife is this hippy tomboy, this looks like something even she would think was ugly.

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  45. pplrdum
    June 16, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    #12: But Hamoza, I *DID* win the lottery in Uzbekistan! TWICE! I already sent them all my bank and personal information, so, I should be getting my money any day now. Any day…

    #42 Leeloo, my last name is actually Hammer, and I promise; I won’t! (unless you tie off the legs and I can fill them with trash)

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  46. Recovering Crack Baby
    June 16, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    I am convinced this person owns a Can-jo.

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  47. Recovering Crack Baby
    June 16, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    Loveralls, for you and your purdy 13 year old bride to wear at the same time.

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  48. hamoza
    June 16, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    I’m surprised that nobody has likened these to the side of a barn…

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  49. cappysue
    June 16, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    @#48 most likely because some barns can be pretty :)

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  50. hamoza
    June 16, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    Oy. I thought these were bad until I viewed her selection of patchwork quilt meets dungarees skrants.
    Dung-arees, yup,word up.

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  51. Dynomoose
    June 16, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Hillbippie

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  52. MyEyesMyEyes
    June 16, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    Someone actually asked this person to make a custom order for them. What is this world coming to?

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  53. LadyGrey
    June 16, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    #42 LeeLooDallas :
    Please Hammer, don’t fill ‘em!

    Oh JAYZUS!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    *wipes tears* heeeeeeeee

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  54. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    June 16, 2010 at 6:29 pm
  55. Buzzkill To Teenagers
    June 16, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    I thought that color orange only came in yarn and appeared in granny squares.

    I can’t decide if this is supposed to be highway safety gear for the chain gang (I guess that color is actually “prison orange”) or someone’s kid outgrew their clothes and they had to sacrifice the trailer curtains instead of walking to the thrift store.

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  56. Stretch65
    June 16, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    Cutting edge chic at CLOWN COLLEGE

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  57. Calibanista
    June 17, 2010 at 8:46 am

    Wait, when did Carrot Top start his own clothing line?

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  58. unclehoward
    June 19, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    I like the this country look. Debbie Reynolds would of look great in it. You know in the movie with what’s his name playing an IRS agent.

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  59. Tripster2007
    December 31, 2010 at 11:01 am

    Holy fuckety fuck…I thought upcyle meant you took something and made it better…this is a nightmare.

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