exactly. something BOYS do. not middle-aged men. BOYS. where are they goin’ anyway, HOOTERS? big time on the town, eh? whoo-hoo!
ya know. i’m sorely disappointed in you west olive, michigan. i thought there were only 2 places to find these shirts in their natural habitat – a nascar race and the jersey shore….
and do you need to see a picture of the crafter’s talent or their TALENT…nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Unless “BOYS” is an acronym for some goofy club your husband started with his fantasy football buddies, then I have to differ. I have a few people of the male persuasion in my family and this isn’t something they’d do.
Cheap bitch wants her hubby to have authentic titty shirts for him and the boys but doesn’t even want to legitimately pay for the cost of the shirts. I bet she wants him to the shirt look real so she doesn’t have to let him play with hers anymore.
I”m old enough to remember a publication from National Lampoon where every page was an iron-on T-shirt transfer. There was one of a mock “National Geographic” cover with old, saggy brown “native” boobs hanging from it. They were really realistic, too.
I just checked in with my husband for his authoritative opinion on this matter. He feels that while he himself would find it profoundly disturbing to see his closest friends sporting breasts, he can see how a certain “type” of male would find this amusing.
The term we came up with is those suffering from “degenerative frat disorder.”
There is unfortunately no cure.
You know, I work in the promotional industry and I order custom-made t-shirts pretty much every day. This post brought to mind 3 things:
- No way it can be done for that price, not custom airbrush. Not happening.
- I folded enough men’s size XL to know that it’s HUGE – and any boobs airbrushed to fit that width would look like some horrible deformity that can only be corrected by copious application of napalm.
- Add a beer belly, and you have the stuff female sexual dysfunction is…
I seriously thought of Photoshopping such a shirt, but my neocortex threatened to move to Tijuana if I attempted it. So please enjoy these unrelated squirrels.
Six XL shirts for a guys weekend with breasts painted on them? From Michigan, none the less?
I think the appropriate answer would be “just have them take their shirts off.”
If the tan-color is truly necessary, however, I’m sure someone as crafty as this poster could hunt down a bottle of Jergins tanning lotion, which would be within her $10 each limit…
I love when alchemy people are “willing” to pay some (low) amount for the fully customized, made from scratch for you item that would cost 5 times as much if they went anywhere else. Like they are doing you a favor.
My question he’s married?? what happened?? Last time I checked he wasn’t the last man on earth, my advice to wife aim higher on the evolutionary scale for hubby #2!
Oh yeah I Mr.Snark ever thought of wanting this-he wouldn’t he breathes with his mouth closed and knuckles don’t drag on the floor! I would promptly put up a alchemy request for a t with a big old saggy ball sack and actually wear if he wore his!
I agree, #39 – skipping the photoshop which would be much easier to zazzle up some ‘dress-up’ shirts and linking my favorite video which must feature some of these boys:
I married a guy who (willingly) lived in a backpackers for over a year because he enjoyed the company, the drinking, and the all round fun times. I know a LOT about “crazy boys” and have seen my fair share of toga parties, and drunk people with dicks on their faces. But if requested this, you can bet there would be some serious questions being asked.
I am getting such a bad visual of a bunch of beer bellied hairy boys with man boobs wearing $10 tee shirts with airbrushed tits on the front and it is disturbing the voices in my head.
Can you even buy an XL T shirt for $10. Maybe she should go get some of the “boys” old shirts and draw tits on them with a sharpie. That would suit her price range.
It’s the request for 6 XL shirts that makes me gag.
Just cut holes in the shirts to expose their own hairy, saggy manboobs. And I hope they all get tan lines! And a million mosquito bites!
I wouldn’t hold my breath that anyone in this bunch has class, but when he goes off for the weekend with the guys ,I hope he at least leaves her a thanks for the mammaries note.
Sorry.
One thing that I will never understand is “men” that want to dress like women and sport fake breasts, yet they would NEVER call themselves anything like transvestites. What else is this urge that they have to look like females called then?
I am a boy. A beer drinking, ball scratching, sports fan, Kung Fu movie loving 100% boy, and we don’t do that. You couldn’t out that on my corpse without a fight. If I met those guys wearing those shirts, I would apply painful nurples to all of their airbrushed faux titties.
June 9, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Yes, for ten dollars a shirt, that’s sure to be quality!
On a side note… really? Really. REALLY?! Is this REALLY something the BOYS do? *sigh*
June 9, 2010 at 1:37 pm
exactly. something BOYS do. not middle-aged men. BOYS. where are they goin’ anyway, HOOTERS? big time on the town, eh? whoo-hoo!
ya know. i’m sorely disappointed in you west olive, michigan. i thought there were only 2 places to find these shirts in their natural habitat – a nascar race and the jersey shore….
and do you need to see a picture of the crafter’s talent or their TALENT…nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
callous people irritate me.
June 9, 2010 at 1:38 pm
“Crazy…”
No, not really.
“…but this is something the BOYS do.”
Unless “BOYS” is an acronym for some goofy club your husband started with his fantasy football buddies, then I have to differ. I have a few people of the male persuasion in my family and this isn’t something they’d do.
June 9, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Is that for the boys “Deliverance” weekend?
June 9, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Well, we’ll all be able to spot your husband once it’s the weekend.
June 9, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I really, truly hope that NO ONE looks him in the eye for those two entire days!!!
June 9, 2010 at 1:42 pm
If my husband wanted a t-shirt with custom airbrushed boobs on it, I’d give him a t-shirt with airbrushed divorce papers.
June 9, 2010 at 1:43 pm
ten whole dollars?! anything else I can get for you?
June 9, 2010 at 1:44 pm
I guess now that he’s married he can do things that will guarantee he’ll never get laid.
June 9, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Squeal like a pig, Denise! At least, one that is wearing a booby T-shirt.
Has anyone noticed how these WTF alchemy requests always have just like 1 bid on them? There’s always some weird seller out there willing to respond…
June 9, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Wow, so CRAZY!!! And they’re like this all the time, my crazy boys!
June 9, 2010 at 1:45 pm
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June 9, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I guess womens lib has come along. Before, they’d say “grow some balls”. Now, we have Alchemy request for men growing some breasts. Must be progress.
Still, I wonder if his buddies know of his brainstorming moobs for them. Secret fantasies of a a male tit fuck?
June 9, 2010 at 1:50 pm
My ‘girls’ think your boys are cheap and sleazy.
June 9, 2010 at 1:54 pm
I”m old enough to remember a publication from National Lampoon where every page was an iron-on T-shirt transfer. There was one of a mock “National Geographic” cover with old, saggy brown “native” boobs hanging from it. They were really realistic, too.
June 9, 2010 at 1:54 pm
This is what boys do…and you let him?
You are worse than people asking for art on Craigslist.
June 9, 2010 at 1:56 pm
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June 9, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Why does “the Bro” (or “Manssiere”, if you’re Frank Costanza) keep popping up in my head?
June 9, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Next time I go out for a weekend with the girls, I’m ordering skirts with penises on the front. Let’s go, Etsy. You can do this.
June 9, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Every mall i’ve been to has a store or kiosk that airbrushes t-shirts. Put down the bon-bons, get out of your trailer and go to the freakin’ mall.
June 9, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Male breasts.
You all seem to be under the assumption that she wants female breasts.
June 9, 2010 at 2:04 pm
I suppose a pertinent question to some ass wearing something like this would be ‘are those silkscreened titties or are you just happy to see me?’
June 9, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Dog breasts? An udder? She’s not very specific in her request.
June 9, 2010 at 2:05 pm
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June 9, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Ok, I know she wants girlie boobies, but what kind? Kate Moss? Rozanne Barr? Betty White?
June 9, 2010 at 2:08 pm
I don’t think Kate Moss has enough fat to have boobs Bill, so that leaves her out….
June 9, 2010 at 2:10 pm
$10 wouldn’t cover the cost of a quality tee, sans breasts.
June 9, 2010 at 2:10 pm
I just checked in with my husband for his authoritative opinion on this matter. He feels that while he himself would find it profoundly disturbing to see his closest friends sporting breasts, he can see how a certain “type” of male would find this amusing.
The term we came up with is those suffering from “degenerative frat disorder.”
There is unfortunately no cure.
June 9, 2010 at 2:16 pm
The breast is yet to come!!!
June 9, 2010 at 2:19 pm
I’m actually intrigued by this. I wonder if I sent her $10 to cover the cost of a shirt for me, if the boys would let me tag along?
And this doesn’t really shock me at all coming from western Michigan. I bet these guys are Michigan Militia.
June 9, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Those crazy boys, always up to something wacky, like wearing merkin panties to the shooting range or camping out in their titty shirts.
June 9, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Why stop at t-shirts? Why not just get a few pairs of “novelty breasts” like these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRNoIUqfaqA&feature=related
June 9, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Watch out for a video on youtube with a bunch of guys in their breast t-shirts dancing to “I Touch Myself”.
June 9, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Whoever takes on this Alchemy project, here’s your template for realistic airbrushed boob shirts for the boys:
http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/sunshynegrll/boob.jpg
June 9, 2010 at 2:50 pm
@VEDD -EGADS, YIKES & FUUUUUCK, I would NOT like to cop a feel of those.
June 9, 2010 at 2:51 pm
You know, I work in the promotional industry and I order custom-made t-shirts pretty much every day. This post brought to mind 3 things:
- No way it can be done for that price, not custom airbrush. Not happening.
- I folded enough men’s size XL to know that it’s HUGE – and any boobs airbrushed to fit that width would look like some horrible deformity that can only be corrected by copious application of napalm.
- Add a beer belly, and you have the stuff female sexual dysfunction is…
June 9, 2010 at 2:56 pm
I seriously thought of Photoshopping such a shirt, but my neocortex threatened to move to Tijuana if I attempted it. So please enjoy these unrelated squirrels.
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w156/Yzziefrog/Fark%202009/farkretirementhouse.jpg
June 9, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Six XL shirts for a guys weekend with breasts painted on them? From Michigan, none the less?
I think the appropriate answer would be “just have them take their shirts off.”
If the tan-color is truly necessary, however, I’m sure someone as crafty as this poster could hunt down a bottle of Jergins tanning lotion, which would be within her $10 each limit…
June 9, 2010 at 3:06 pm
I love when alchemy people are “willing” to pay some (low) amount for the fully customized, made from scratch for you item that would cost 5 times as much if they went anywhere else. Like they are doing you a favor.
June 9, 2010 at 3:07 pm
I love it even more when there are actually bids on these ridiculous requests!
Have some self worth people! Stop encouraging them!
June 9, 2010 at 3:09 pm
My question he’s married?? what happened?? Last time I checked he wasn’t the last man on earth, my advice to wife aim higher on the evolutionary scale for hubby #2!
Oh yeah I Mr.Snark ever thought of wanting this-he wouldn’t he breathes with his mouth closed and knuckles don’t drag on the floor! I would promptly put up a alchemy request for a t with a big old saggy ball sack and actually wear if he wore his!
June 9, 2010 at 3:10 pm
I agree, #39 – skipping the photoshop which would be much easier to zazzle up some ‘dress-up’ shirts and linking my favorite video which must feature some of these boys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tqEBQjWRws
June 9, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Geez lady, just cut a big rectangle out the middle of some tan shirts from the dollar store. Taadaaaaa! MAN BOOBS! yesss! >fist pump<
I'll take my $60 in small bills and candy pleez
June 9, 2010 at 3:24 pm
It’s the shirt for BOYS who like to BYOBs
June 9, 2010 at 3:35 pm
I married a guy who (willingly) lived in a backpackers for over a year because he enjoyed the company, the drinking, and the all round fun times. I know a LOT about “crazy boys” and have seen my fair share of toga parties, and drunk people with dicks on their faces. But if requested this, you can bet there would be some serious questions being asked.
June 9, 2010 at 3:45 pm
#41 dscokween : the popup ad for that video was for “Summer’s Breeze” feminine cleansing product. HAHAHAHA!
(also my stepson should be in that video).
June 9, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Why’d she marry a boy?
June 9, 2010 at 3:54 pm
I am getting such a bad visual of a bunch of beer bellied hairy boys with man boobs wearing $10 tee shirts with airbrushed tits on the front and it is disturbing the voices in my head.
Can you even buy an XL T shirt for $10. Maybe she should go get some of the “boys” old shirts and draw tits on them with a sharpie. That would suit her price range.
June 9, 2010 at 3:58 pm
It’s the request for 6 XL shirts that makes me gag.
Just cut holes in the shirts to expose their own hairy, saggy manboobs. And I hope they all get tan lines! And a million mosquito bites!
June 9, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Is this fuckery akin to ‘penis envy’?
Maybe we should call these boobs ‘looters’.
June 9, 2010 at 4:20 pm
@#48 Ham: Maybe this is “Jug Jealousy”?
June 9, 2010 at 4:32 pm
@Skully, #49-I think we should consult RCB, the ‘jug maven’, no?
June 9, 2010 at 4:41 pm
I wouldn’t hold my breath that anyone in this bunch has class, but when he goes off for the weekend with the guys ,I hope he at least leaves her a thanks for the mammaries note.
Sorry.
June 9, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Do they want girl breasts or boy ones? And by the way, I read the “xl” as the size of the boobies at first.
June 9, 2010 at 5:24 pm
#41, if she is willing to put this request on Etsy and have these shirts custom made for him… they deserve each other!
June 9, 2010 at 5:42 pm
Do they need the t-shirts so they can live with themselves after they go all Brokeback Mountain with each other?
June 9, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Hello titty tees are called for , but alas, the customer is too cheap.
June 9, 2010 at 7:23 pm
If the guy is fat enough…cut a hole in the front of the shirt and he can show off his own boobs
I’ll get my scissors and get on it…cause that’s all you gonna get for 10 bucks
June 9, 2010 at 8:40 pm
One thing that I will never understand is “men” that want to dress like women and sport fake breasts, yet they would NEVER call themselves anything like transvestites. What else is this urge that they have to look like females called then?
June 9, 2010 at 9:46 pm
The scary part is that they actally received a bid for the job!
June 9, 2010 at 11:10 pm
This is why I moved away from Michigan. This and humidity. Nothing funny about my statement, they’re just facts.
June 10, 2010 at 10:15 am
I am a boy. A beer drinking, ball scratching, sports fan, Kung Fu movie loving 100% boy, and we don’t do that. You couldn’t out that on my corpse without a fight. If I met those guys wearing those shirts, I would apply painful nurples to all of their airbrushed faux titties.
June 10, 2010 at 10:58 am
If the boys are most likely a size XL…well not to be mean or anything…but I bet someone of them already have real looking boobs.
June 10, 2010 at 11:47 am
My “boy” doesn’t wear fake air brushed titty t-shirts.
June 10, 2010 at 6:13 pm
I want a pair of pants with airbrushed, realistic balls on them and a great big dick. It’s just something us GIRLS do.
Oh, and send me pictures. Not of your artwork, but your great big dick. Convo me! THNX!!!!!
*eye twitch*
June 5, 2011 at 7:59 pm
Really? This ain’t something the boys around these parts do. And what kind of brainstorming session is this actually?