AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
June 8, 2010 at 4:45 pm
I’ve seen this idea before, only in a well-made, cutesy, boho, almost useable form. I gotta say, there’s something a little unsettling about putting my hand into the leg of a stranger’s britches and feeling around for my keys… Who knows what could ‘pop up’.
The phrases “fun creativity” and “saleable product” are not interchangeable. Not everything you farted away a pleasant afternoon on is worth money to someone.
Yours Truly,
Pants that could just as well have kept some homeless woman’s ass warm, but no.
If only it had a cut out for a big vagoo in the crotch instead of stupid swirlies of fabric paint
The top looks frayed as I imagine the Creator’s muffin top stretched that bad boy out.
I admit the late 80′s and early 90′s had ugly denim stuff. Heck, I even created some of my own stuff and wore it around town. But nothing I created was ever this horrificly ugly.
ps- good job ISUS
If this had a butterfly peeping out of it… I would consider it and I always set my purse on the floor so I would have the pants on the ground joke as a carry-all.
#33 LeeLooDallas : Thanks hun…. now all I can think about is my neighbor whom I took care of, what a dearheart, who never had kids due to leaving parts in another country during World War 2.
I made something like this when I was 8. After graduating from college a few years ago and moving away to go to grad school I found it in the back of my closet, it had never been used. I knew better than to carry that shit around when I was 8. Pants are for wearing asshole.
Remember when you did crafts when you were a toddler, and your teacher or camp counsellor would tell your parents to pack some old clothes for you to wear so you could ruin them with your inability to control art supplies? This bag is made of those old clothes.
Hi denim bag, its great to meet you. Really? A zipper? Is that real? No, just for decoration. That is super interesting. Sorry, that is a great story but I really think my phone is ringing, and I have to take it. I’d love to hear the rest later though.
i made a bag like that not long ago, although there were major differences:
1. the shorts had been worn once
2. i evened it at the bottom, so no legs
3. i didn’t sew crap all over it
4. i used a belt for handle, so it looks nice and not frayed
5. it has a lining
#42 whatchatalkinboutwillis – turquoise is nice until you open it up and reveal the screaming horror inside. The only thing missing from that is teeth.
#20: Right? Her inability to stay in the first person as the denim bag was what bothered me most.
I’ve made a remote control holder that hangs from your couch out of the back pocket of a useless pair of pants, so I can’t much talk about this. Though I suppose I’m not delusional enough to think someone would want to pay fifteen bucks for it.
Let me introduce myself. I am the purchaser of the recyled denim bag. I needed to get a gift for the person who turned me on to regretsy and wasn’t sure about what to get until I read the comments. After I wet my pants laughing I had to buy it for her.
June 8, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Just tell me your NAME!
June 8, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
June 8, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Hello Ugly Denim Bag. Please go immediately to the incinerator and jump in. Your friends are waiting for you there.
June 8, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Cute ferret, Nan.
Fugly bag. Burn it in a long distance cleansing ceremony.
June 8, 2010 at 4:40 pm
why didn’t this die with the early 90′s??
June 8, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Wow, that’s asstastic.
June 8, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Hi! I took a pair of cutoffs and glued everything I could find in my junk drawer, and fuck, Waa Laa!
I love the inclusion of the carabiner for extra whimsy. I can see it serves a purpose.
June 8, 2010 at 4:44 pm
HI old jean, ya ever hear of acid wash or did you miss out? Try it , you might get rid of all that fails you.
June 8, 2010 at 4:45 pm
501s meet 5150.
June 8, 2010 at 4:45 pm
I’ve seen this idea before, only in a well-made, cutesy, boho, almost useable form. I gotta say, there’s something a little unsettling about putting my hand into the leg of a stranger’s britches and feeling around for my keys… Who knows what could ‘pop up’.
June 8, 2010 at 4:48 pm
I think my favorite part is the zipper that doesn’t actually do anything… oh recycled denim bag, you’re such a TEASE!
June 8, 2010 at 4:49 pm
It’s kind of bizarre. It’s like you’re walking around with the severed lower half of a torso.
June 8, 2010 at 4:49 pm
The Rolling Stones intro just begs these to be called:
“Jorts for the Devil”.
June 8, 2010 at 4:52 pm
With the growth of Etsy , so grows Goodwill. They must be fucking cleaning up these days.
June 8, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Who could wear that!? Those suspenders are WAY too short!
Wait, its a what?
Oh… well… I think I’ll go make a car cover with my old jeans.
June 8, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Patty, you kill me! LMAO!
June 8, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Washer Vomit.
June 8, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Soooo, is this one a hat or a bag? She’s calling it both. But all I can see is a fucking fiasco.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/48034186/winter-hat?ref=v1_other_2
June 8, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Dear Optimistic Youth of America:
The phrases “fun creativity” and “saleable product” are not interchangeable. Not everything you farted away a pleasant afternoon on is worth money to someone.
Yours Truly,
Pants that could just as well have kept some homeless woman’s ass warm, but no.
June 8, 2010 at 5:02 pm
@ #17 – I am not sure what’s going on with the hatbag. Odd.
Did anyone read her shop introduction? She has serious problems with writing coherent English. Just sayin’
June 8, 2010 at 5:02 pm
perfect for carrying my load of shit.
June 8, 2010 at 5:05 pm
It’s cracking me up that the legs are still separated.
June 8, 2010 at 5:08 pm
@#13 Wilma: I was thinking the same thing: Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a fugly denim bag…
June 8, 2010 at 5:08 pm
#16 Pickle-
My kids say the same thing, but I don’t think they’re using the statement the same way you are.
June 8, 2010 at 5:29 pm
“that’s usin’ yer ass!” ~Bender Bending Rodrigues
June 8, 2010 at 5:40 pm
If only it had that perfect spot for tampons…
June 8, 2010 at 5:47 pm
If only it had a cut out for a big vagoo in the crotch instead of stupid swirlies of fabric paint
The top looks frayed as I imagine the Creator’s muffin top stretched that bad boy out.
June 8, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Skully, I’m waiting for you to adapt the obvious song to this one…or should I go first?
June 8, 2010 at 5:59 pm
My god, ANYTHING’S better than the murderbox I just saw posted, even this piece of crap. Sign me up for Solid Gold HeeHaw
June 8, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Sympathy for the Denim
(apologies to M. Jagger/K. Richards)
Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a bag of sloth and waste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Spoiled many a man’s soul and faith
I rode up a skank
Hell, I’m generally rank
When the Butthurt raged
And everbody stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my stains oh yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)
June 8, 2010 at 6:09 pm
I admit the late 80′s and early 90′s had ugly denim stuff. Heck, I even created some of my own stuff and wore it around town. But nothing I created was ever this horrificly ugly.
ps- good job ISUS
June 8, 2010 at 6:12 pm
It seems personalized for “Lee”.
June 8, 2010 at 6:19 pm
A zipper that goes nowhere….. kinda makes ya think.
June 8, 2010 at 6:22 pm
If this had a butterfly peeping out of it… I would consider it and I always set my purse on the floor so I would have the pants on the ground joke as a carry-all.
June 8, 2010 at 6:23 pm
Uhmm, hi Recycled Denim Bag, it’s nice to meet you. What do you so for a living? Etsy? I see, that explains a lot.
June 8, 2010 at 6:24 pm
#33 LeeLooDallas : Thanks hun…. now all I can think about is my neighbor whom I took care of, what a dearheart, who never had kids due to leaving parts in another country during World War 2.
June 8, 2010 at 6:26 pm
And to think! If I had made more of these in grade three I could be an Etsian millionaire!
June 8, 2010 at 6:34 pm
“#19 spiritwunion :
Dear Optimistic Youth of America: ”
Unfortunately, she’s no youth.
#30 ISUS ftw!
June 8, 2010 at 7:15 pm
The Cat in the Etsy Hat, complete with horrified and confused children and fish:
http://bit.ly/bFFRKE
June 8, 2010 at 7:15 pm
If I sent the seller a pair of my old underpants, do you think she could make me a clutch purse?
June 8, 2010 at 7:30 pm
@geektastic HAHAHA!
June 8, 2010 at 7:36 pm
While I am equally hatin’ on the denim disaster, I have to admit that I am quite fond of the Funky Turquoise . . .
http://www.etsy.com/listing/48033490/funky-turquoise
You can thumbs-down all you want; I don’t need to be validated . . . ’cause I parked on the street!
June 8, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Whoops, I uploaded the older version. Here the cat is dressed appropriately:
http://bit.ly/9Jy8ri
June 8, 2010 at 8:16 pm
Last place I want to search for my keys with my hands is where someones unknown pantyless or thong wearing ass has previously been!
JURY ETSY! please!
June 8, 2010 at 9:03 pm
The glittery curls on the left are actually words! I think it reads “Kill Meee”.
June 8, 2010 at 9:42 pm
39,43:
“See Twin One then Twin Two
hold a VAGOO!”
June 8, 2010 at 9:54 pm
I made something like this when I was 8. After graduating from college a few years ago and moving away to go to grad school I found it in the back of my closet, it had never been used. I knew better than to carry that shit around when I was 8. Pants are for wearing asshole.
June 8, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Remember when you did crafts when you were a toddler, and your teacher or camp counsellor would tell your parents to pack some old clothes for you to wear so you could ruin them with your inability to control art supplies? This bag is made of those old clothes.
June 8, 2010 at 10:29 pm
@#30 ISUS: LMAO @ “nature of my stains.”
June 8, 2010 at 11:33 pm
Sometimes you need to just throw those nasty old shorts away.
June 9, 2010 at 12:06 am
Hi denim bag, its great to meet you. Really? A zipper? Is that real? No, just for decoration. That is super interesting. Sorry, that is a great story but I really think my phone is ringing, and I have to take it. I’d love to hear the rest later though.
June 9, 2010 at 2:24 am
i made a bag like that not long ago, although there were major differences:
1. the shorts had been worn once
2. i evened it at the bottom, so no legs
3. i didn’t sew crap all over it
4. i used a belt for handle, so it looks nice and not frayed
5. it has a lining
June 9, 2010 at 5:09 am
#42 whatchatalkinboutwillis – turquoise is nice until you open it up and reveal the screaming horror inside. The only thing missing from that is teeth.
June 9, 2010 at 6:42 am
#42- It is kind of a cute bag, but if that is knit then I’ve been doin it wrong. This is crochet, not knit.
June 9, 2010 at 6:46 am
My daughter thought it was a “kinda cute” idea. She’s 11. Then said “Hey, I think I can make one even better!”
So do I, love, so do I.
June 9, 2010 at 7:00 am
It’s what happened when the jeans in The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants got left at the preschool ADD class on crafts day.
June 9, 2010 at 8:05 am
I could use a zipper there this AM, my left nut is kinda itchy.
June 9, 2010 at 9:59 am
Helen Killer, this could also be under Annoying Descriptions.
June 9, 2010 at 10:14 am
#20: Right? Her inability to stay in the first person as the denim bag was what bothered me most.
I’ve made a remote control holder that hangs from your couch out of the back pocket of a useless pair of pants, so I can’t much talk about this. Though I suppose I’m not delusional enough to think someone would want to pay fifteen bucks for it.
June 9, 2010 at 5:08 pm
#56 nailed it. sisterhood is pantiful.
June 9, 2010 at 10:00 pm
“…I was hanging out with the guys on the rack just minding my own business when some crazed crafter spewed sh@t all over me…”
June 9, 2010 at 10:00 pm
#22 LeeLooDallas
“It’s cracking me up that the legs are still separated.”
Thats the technically difficult suspension system….my friend
June 10, 2010 at 12:58 am
Scary thing is, someone’s gonna love this thing and buy it!
June 10, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Let me introduce myself. I am the purchaser of the recyled denim bag. I needed to get a gift for the person who turned me on to regretsy and wasn’t sure about what to get until I read the comments. After I wet my pants laughing I had to buy it for her.
SEND PICTURES!!!! – HK
June 10, 2010 at 10:55 pm