I’ve been sitting here for 5 minutes trying to come up with something to say. Words escape me. I’m revolted and amused at the same time. I didn’t even know what a goatse was until I came to regretsy. Some days I long for my innocence.
ASS seems to be the theme, lately, here on Regretsy. Perhaps the ass painter could use the porta potty fail as a shield or apron so to speak, many painters wear aprons to protect their clothing, why not their private parts and perhaps this request is for putting some paint in. On another note I can’t stop that song, “if you like it put a ring on it” THANKS REGRETSY.
I don’t even want to know what kind of finger foods one would serve with a beverage in that thing.
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I usually like to dunk a chocolate almond biscotti in my coffee, but now the thought of doing that with this cup makes me ill.
Won’t you wear my ring
A band of gold
While you stretch out
Your big bunghole
Yes I see
You’re into goatse
You lost my ring in there?
What’s the finder’s fee?
You know, I keep imagining serving my mother coffee in this mug and her being blissfully unaware of it’s meaning as she sips her coffee and chats about her garden club. And the evil thoughts I have about buying her a set as a gift and knowing that although she’s more of a fine china and crystal type, she’d bring it out occasionally just to point out the lovely gift her daughter bought her from ‘that handmade site’.
I must be way too desensitized to this kind of stuff these days, since I fell firmly in the camp of laughing my ass off at this one, instead of feeling even remotely grossed out. The drawing really killed me. I wouldn’t want to drink from that cup, but the idea amuses me greatly.
And the suggestions of what kind of snacks to serve alongside this coffee mug made me laugh so hard I nearly sharted.
@ #49 fiberman, I posted a link earlier. The person is a member of Something Awful and apparently they’re a potter. A lot of other people are expressing interest in owning one though. I don’t know who they are otherwise.
So if I put some lead up my butt, I can maybe gag up something shiny and yellow. I don’t even need the mug – I’m going to become independently wealthy buying retro pencils and adopting a newfound love for sodomy.
Unfortunately, I don’t think it’s worth paying $9.99 to be on **any** webforum. If they ever become available to us losers without an account, I will totally buy one. Maybe someone should let the seller know he’d reach a larger market if people didn’t have to pay to get in touch with him.
I don’t get why he is charging $5 extra for two handles.
The whole part of “goatse” is TWO hands. Duh! It’s not considered a goatse if you’re using only one hand to open your ass.
Drinking coffee from a mug like this will be a whole new experience. Will traditional coffee mugs be replaced with controversial mugs like this? I wonder what gave the creator such ideas and inspirations to craft such a mug.
June 7, 2010 at 1:37 pm
No, I said “Frappe”, not…oh, nevermind.
June 7, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Put a ring on it? Great, that makes this idea easy to swallow.
I refuse to ‘click to enlarge’.
June 7, 2010 at 1:38 pm
perfect for your “two girls, one cup” moments
Seriously, WTF?
June 7, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Frankly, I think this tops the porta-potty-poncho as the worst idea ever.
June 7, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Butt…why?
June 7, 2010 at 1:45 pm
I see potential for a “two girls one cup” sequel.
June 7, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Would you like cream on that coffee?
June 7, 2010 at 1:47 pm
I’ve been sitting here for 5 minutes trying to come up with something to say. Words escape me. I’m revolted and amused at the same time. I didn’t even know what a goatse was until I came to regretsy. Some days I long for my innocence.
June 7, 2010 at 1:47 pm
D’awww… damn you #3! You beat me to it! XD
June 7, 2010 at 1:47 pm
what what in the butt?
June 7, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Adult child: “Happy Father’s Day, Dad!”
Dad: “What the fuck-?”
/end scene
June 7, 2010 at 1:49 pm
How about a Lemon Party lemonade pitcher?
June 7, 2010 at 1:50 pm
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June 7, 2010 at 1:50 pm
I’m going to have a really hard time pouring my next cup of coffee without that gag reflex acting up.
June 7, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Yeah, that’s exactly what I want to be drinking coffee from.
June 7, 2010 at 1:53 pm
ASS seems to be the theme, lately, here on Regretsy. Perhaps the ass painter could use the porta potty fail as a shield or apron so to speak, many painters wear aprons to protect their clothing, why not their private parts and perhaps this request is for putting some paint in. On another note I can’t stop that song, “if you like it put a ring on it” THANKS REGRETSY.
June 7, 2010 at 1:54 pm
I’ve had drinks give me cavities, but never the other way around.
June 7, 2010 at 1:58 pm
There is actually a relatively simple explanation for this: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3312811
June 7, 2010 at 1:59 pm
@13, I wanted to click your link, but considering the subject, I was too afraid.
June 7, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Theres a rim job joke in this thread too…
June 7, 2010 at 2:01 pm
That’s where it originated, just sayin’.
June 7, 2010 at 2:01 pm
imagine this, sitting in the sink at the office
with lipstick marks
June 7, 2010 at 2:06 pm
And someone made it: http://i49.tinypic.com/2h4dyr8.jpg
June 7, 2010 at 2:07 pm
I don’t even want to know what kind of finger foods one would serve with a beverage in that thing.
June 7, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Can I custom request one with a purple inside, reminiscent of the guy who shot paint out his cornhole?
June 7, 2010 at 2:11 pm
What a clever container to store your preparation H in.
June 7, 2010 at 2:12 pm
hamoza : Well, I don’t know what you’d serve, but you can serve it on one of these. (personally, I’d serve some sort of sausage product..)
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/01/okeefe_plate.jpg
June 7, 2010 at 2:13 pm
I think this is a perfect project for the bukkitty guy.
June 7, 2010 at 2:14 pm
@leftfoot,Bwahahaha, but ewwwwwww, it WAS lunchtime here butt I think I have to pass today.
June 7, 2010 at 2:15 pm
The best part of waking up
Is Folgers in your butt.
June 7, 2010 at 2:17 pm
SKULLY<3!!!
Gosh, some poeple just do not outgrow the anal-retentive phase….
June 7, 2010 at 2:18 pm
I’m scared…
June 7, 2010 at 2:19 pm
#24 hamoza :
I don’t even want to know what kind of finger foods one would serve with a beverage in that thing.
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I usually like to dunk a chocolate almond biscotti in my coffee, but now the thought of doing that with this cup makes me ill.
June 7, 2010 at 2:22 pm
ROFL @ Skully!!!!!!!!
Thanks, now every time I see that commercial I’ll think of your lyrics and this mug.
June 7, 2010 at 2:24 pm
I’d like one back of the bathroom sink; to hold toothbrushes.
June 7, 2010 at 2:27 pm
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June 7, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Skully – that made me giggle, and then my 3 1/2 year old kept asking me what was funny, so I had to stop. But I’m still giggling in my head.
That little jingle will be stuck in my head all day, now.
June 7, 2010 at 2:38 pm
As repulsive as this is , it just might be the perfect gift for an especially tight-assed asshole.
June 7, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Fit on a mug-sized Potty Safeguard™, and they’re good to go!
June 7, 2010 at 2:44 pm
I ‘ve heard the insinuation that one has a face like a butt, but calling this a mug puts it in a clearer light.
June 7, 2010 at 2:52 pm
I’ll never look at my morning coffee the same way again.
June 7, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Won’t you wear my ring
A band of gold
While you stretch out
Your big bunghole
Yes I see
You’re into goatse
You lost my ring in there?
What’s the finder’s fee?
June 7, 2010 at 3:57 pm
You know, I keep imagining serving my mother coffee in this mug and her being blissfully unaware of it’s meaning as she sips her coffee and chats about her garden club. And the evil thoughts I have about buying her a set as a gift and knowing that although she’s more of a fine china and crystal type, she’d bring it out occasionally just to point out the lovely gift her daughter bought her from ‘that handmade site’.
June 7, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Er, yeah uh I think I will stay with my cosmic yak mug-Thanks!
June 7, 2010 at 4:11 pm
#24 ~ Hamoza, what kind of snack?
Coctail weinies & lady fingers of course.
June 7, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Oh, God, Skully, you just made me remember an article I read a while back about how coffee enemas were all the rage.
June 7, 2010 at 4:28 pm
And a big brown lumpy O Henry chocolate bar.
June 7, 2010 at 5:28 pm
@43
It would make a lovely tea service. Now I can’t stop imagining what the sugar bowl would look like.
June 7, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Hey meewunk (#23) – do you know who made the pot in that pic you posted? I must have one now!
June 7, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Starbuck’s Bold roast enema anyone. Direct caffine absorbtion
June 7, 2010 at 5:44 pm
I must be way too desensitized to this kind of stuff these days, since I fell firmly in the camp of laughing my ass off at this one, instead of feeling even remotely grossed out. The drawing really killed me. I wouldn’t want to drink from that cup, but the idea amuses me greatly.
And the suggestions of what kind of snacks to serve alongside this coffee mug made me laugh so hard I nearly sharted.
June 7, 2010 at 5:52 pm
@ #49 fiberman, I posted a link earlier. The person is a member of Something Awful and apparently they’re a potter. A lot of other people are expressing interest in owning one though. I don’t know who they are otherwise.
June 7, 2010 at 7:32 pm
@#48 quokkaqueen,
Tub girl?
June 7, 2010 at 8:20 pm
#13 sparklzebith
Why, oh, why!!!?!?!? Why did you post the link . . . Why did I click it? AAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
June 7, 2010 at 9:53 pm
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June 8, 2010 at 6:43 am
Sometimes I think google is evil.
June 8, 2010 at 10:29 am
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June 8, 2010 at 11:17 am
“Must have gold ring”…great, now I’m associating “Single Ladies” with goatse.
June 9, 2010 at 5:03 am
@sticksandtunes #51: Thank goodness! I was beginning to wonder what kind of sick fuck I am for not being shocked by goatse.
I have to admit that I am intensely curious who requested this. Whoever it is lives a few zip codes away from my parents in York, PA.
June 9, 2010 at 2:04 pm
^^^
aaand here’s where it gets creepy
June 9, 2010 at 2:05 pm
although, to be honest, I’m also pretty desensitized. Goatse tubgirl and lemon party are almost like old friends you haven’t seen in a while.
“Oh, it’s you”
June 11, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Item
http://tinyurl.com/goatse-hello
Sale page
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3314585
I don’t know if non-members can follow the second link, but it’s for the Goon Potter “Empty Sandwich” who is making these.
July 1, 2011 at 10:25 am
Unfortunately, I don’t think it’s worth paying $9.99 to be on **any** webforum. If they ever become available to us losers without an account, I will totally buy one. Maybe someone should let the seller know he’d reach a larger market if people didn’t have to pay to get in touch with him.
July 1, 2011 at 10:31 am
Yay! found it! Without paying an extra $10 just to send an email/place an order.
July 2, 2011 at 6:49 pm
I don’t get why he is charging $5 extra for two handles.
The whole part of “goatse” is TWO hands. Duh! It’s not considered a goatse if you’re using only one hand to open your ass.
July 2, 2011 at 6:52 pm
stealth_homesteader says: “Goatse tubgirl and lemon party are almost like old friends you haven’t seen in a while.”
That girl in the tub was diarrhea foundtain girl. NOT a goatse
Wrong image.
August 1, 2011 at 11:41 am
diarrhea fountain girl is “tubgirl” – as mentioned
December 5, 2011 at 10:18 pm
Drinking coffee from a mug like this will be a whole new experience. Will traditional coffee mugs be replaced with controversial mugs like this? I wonder what gave the creator such ideas and inspirations to craft such a mug.