Little Bitty Zazzle update
As you know, we have a Zazzle store that sells all manner of ridiculous nonsense. I think there’s some pretty great stuff in there, and it all goes to a good cause.
One of our biggest sellers has been the “Namaste, Bitches” design. However, we’ve hit a tiny bump in the road. According to some patrons, the “Namaste, Bitches” design, which looked so great in Photoshop, doesn’t quite translate to a t-shirt. There’s a sunburst and screened back text behind the main text, and some of our buyers say it doesn’t print well. They say those lighter designs just end up looking like stains. Obviously, this will not do.
So I’ve put up a new version of the “Namaste, Bitches” merchandise. I left the old stuff up, too. Nobody said anything bad about the mousepads or mugs, so maybe those came out okay.
Anyone having a problem with any of the Zazzle stuff, don’t hesitate to drop us a line.
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Namaste Bitches T-Shirt
Namaste Bitches Tote
Cryabeetus – Your testing supplies may be free!
We’ve all seen them. Those readers who love Regretsy, who have been here right from the beginning, but then we make fun of something they don’t want us to make fun of, and all of sudden it’s JUST NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.
Call it what you will: selective outrage, sanctiphoniusness, Isaac Hayesing, Indian bitching, or just a massive case of adult-onset cryabeetus. It all means the same thing: BUTTHURT.
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Cryabeetus T-Shirt
Cryabeetus Mousepad
Cryabeetus Tote
Cryabeetus Mug
Thank you all for your time and patience, and for contributing so very much to our alchemy projects.
I AM BRONC DRYWALL

June 7, 2010 at 9:11 am
omg, I so need a cryabeetus shirt!
June 7, 2010 at 9:15 am
as soon as you print the “fuk you all im leafing” shirt, i would like a carton.
June 7, 2010 at 9:26 am
Changing a classic design?! WELL! HOW DARE YOU! flounce, flounce, flounce.
June 7, 2010 at 10:08 am
Ordered the PG version of the sewing machine graphic from Zazzle, got the G version instead and they were kind of jerks about it.
Oh well.
Send me your info and I’ll make it right – BD
June 7, 2010 at 10:33 am
It’s all fun and games until someone gets their panties in a twist. Please, Regretsy, never, ever shy away from making fun of anything. Some of have permanent senses of humor.
June 7, 2010 at 10:59 am
Cryabeetus baby is adorable. @_@
Yeah, I know it’s not a witty retort. Come ahead with the down thumbs.
June 7, 2010 at 11:15 am
I ordered the sewing machine mug and the printing wasn’t good. Not a huge deal, I filled out their survey and mentioned it.
I’m sorry. Sometimes the only way to tell if it’s going to print properly is to actually have the blasted thing in your hand. I hope they were able to help you. – BD
June 7, 2010 at 11:34 am
I am shocked that Bronc actually created a post with the words “little bitty” in the title.
That’s not very macho.
I have my dainty side. – BD
June 7, 2010 at 11:43 am
It’s probably been said before but deserves to be said again: Bronc Drywall is one of the greatest screennames ever. If only I could still have children, or ever wanted children, or even knew a child who would let me, I would name him after you.
June 7, 2010 at 11:45 am
Come to think of it, one of my great-nephews is named Thor. Surely his parents wouldn’t mind a change…
June 7, 2010 at 8:14 pm
Alas, no Bronc Drywall shirt . . . I was wishing, hoping, and praying . . .
June 8, 2010 at 5:01 pm
#10 i am imagining what happens when he introduces himself:
“i am thor!”
“take an athperin!”
June 8, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Imma gonna order a namaste tee for shopping at lululemon. It’s just too perfect.