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  1. Magickal Fuckery
    June 4, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    Gives new meaning to the phrase “heavy petting.”

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  2. vergeofsomething
    June 4, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    She’s cute, but my God, the furry boobs! Selective reverse evolution?

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  3. hamoza
    June 4, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    FIERCE !

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  4. razberries
    June 4, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  5. steviesegel
    June 4, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Rawr :)

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  6. spandy
    June 4, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Great for the heat wave.

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  7. hamoza
    June 4, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    This bustier puts the N in neutering, like no no no.

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  8. beaglemixtape
    June 4, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    I suddenly think I’ve found what my husband would like for our fifth anniversary. Just imagine those cats staring up at you while in the middle of sex!

    NOT.

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  9. LeeLooDallas
    June 4, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    Does she also make hairballs?

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  10. wtf
    June 4, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    :shudders: Flashback to high school. My mom bought me a sweater that had a cat on it on one side. The first time I wore it, some perverted boy announced to the class, SHE HAS A KITTY ON HER TITTY!!!

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  11. leftfoot
    June 4, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    Sorry y’all, but I really doubt anything is going to top “kittehs on my tittehs”.

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  12. Orlana
    June 4, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    Once again, if it’s on your private areas before I purchase it, I consider it “used”.

    Gross.

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  13. hamoza
    June 4, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    Very confusing . Makes the question ‘can I pet your pussycat ‘? a triple loader.

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  14. Skully
    June 4, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    I wonder if they offer Leakin’ Leopaards for nursing moms.

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  15. WulfslilRed
    June 4, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    Now honey how do you like it when my nipples bite back?

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  16. hamoza
    June 4, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Is it just me , or do those felines look like they got crossed with fish?

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  17. LeeLooDallas
    June 4, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    Ham is seeing catfish – : )

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  18. IscreamUscream
    June 4, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    :lol: nothing to add to that photoshop.

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  19. geektastic
    June 4, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    Right, just woke up, what’d I miss?

    Oh. That’s, um…interesting.

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  20. Orlana
    June 4, 2010 at 4:54 pm
  21. whitmansspider
    June 4, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    This item makes me smile, and not in a snarky way. I love her expression in the picture. Have at it, haters, I’m not recanting.

    That said, I wouldn’t be buying or wearing it.

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  22. hamoza
    June 4, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    I too appreciate her joi de vivre. But that thing is still fuggin’ atrocious.

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  23. AgoutiAvenger
    June 4, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    What’s with the fingerless gloved hand in the pic?

    And if you are selling tiger tits while all dolled up, fur fuck’s sake, put on some whiskers!

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  24. sudabaki©®™ Esq., L.L.C.
    June 4, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    She has three pussies!

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  25. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer aka Elastigirl
    June 4, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    Orlana, ROFL! NEEDS TO BE ZAZZLED.

    If these are lions, why are they made with leopard print fur?

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  26. hamoza
    June 4, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    #17-LeeLoo , you nailed it grrrl, catfish it is exactly.

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  27. hamoza
    June 4, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    I say if you’re gonna’ be a pussy , go at least most of the way. This calls for one of those strap on tails. I seem to remember that one of those has been featured on regretsy….

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  28. butterwort
    June 4, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    The model being cute and actually smiling instead of trying to be a grumpy, esoteric hipster-type goes a long way in selling this… but this still have me a horrible idea for a demon with two snarling tigers in place of boobs. I’ll get back to you on that.

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  29. LeeLooDallas
    June 4, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    She really looks like she’s having fun.
    I wonder what her tattoo says.

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  30. hamoza
    June 4, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    # 29-LeeLoo, I think it might say ‘Fo shizzle’

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  31. Captain Pasty
    June 4, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    Itty Bitty Kitty Titty Committee. Guaranteed to make for a better film than the actual itty bitty titty committee.

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  32. geektastic
    June 4, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  33. batontwirler1
    June 4, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    #29 – I’m curious about what the tattoo says too. Foamy?

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  34. IscreamUscream
    June 4, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    That’s three pussies Siegfried & Roy wouldn’t get near.

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  35. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    June 4, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    A hundred bucks for two stuffed toys pressed against a strangers boobs… ohhhh, wait, yeah. I get it now.

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  36. hamoza
    June 4, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    Catnip(s) or bust!

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  37. HermesGoddess
    June 4, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    Pretty sure that tattoo says “Foxy”. I agree, she’s cute as a button, and the…uhh, item in question appears to be well-made, but I just keep asking myself, why in the world does anybody want lion/leopard thingies on their boobs??

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  38. HermesGoddess
    June 4, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    OH! I get it now. “Perfect for carnival, circus themes, gay pride & burlesque!”

    I actually could see these on a certain drag queen I once had the pleasure of knowing.

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  39. sudabaki©®™ Esq., L.L.C.
    June 4, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    #37 HermesGoddess “but I just keep asking myself, why in the world does anybody want lion/leopard thingies on their boobs??”

    Duh, to wear to PTA meetings!

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  40. janncri
    June 4, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    This has transvestite/Mardi Gras written all over it.

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  41. mannequin
    June 4, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    …I would wear this out. Not on a normal night, but it would be seriously entertaining every once in awhile during the winter to seductively smile at a stranger in a bar and the sloooooowly take off my coat to reveal this.

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  42. Recovering Crack Baby
    June 4, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    Please order your size “XXS-XXXXXXL” no problem.

    Amazing I could get a set of kittens for my Daughter and the King of the Jungle for me.

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  43. WANNA POST ALL NIGHT
    June 4, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    how very purrlesque

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  44. HelenaHandbasket
    June 4, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    It is real comfy-looking, but I’m afraid the seams might show through some of my silkier summer t-shirts.

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  45. aroseisarose
    June 4, 2010 at 7:13 pm

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  46. tuttle88
    June 4, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    Do you want to touch my pussy? EW NOT THAT PERVERT! I meant the tigers on my top. ugh, you’re so gross.

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  47. aroseisarose
    June 4, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    Also lovin’ the title, Helen.

    (Do I have to be the one to do this? I ganked the clip from someone on the FB Regretsky…credit, if you’re here as well.)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&v=19AQgpsIMVY

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  48. sudabaki©®™ Esq., L.L.C.
    June 4, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    #45 aroseisarose: This is way too fun to be Regretsy bait.

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  49. aroseisarose
    June 4, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    #48 Suda: Point taken, it’s just that the rest of the shop was empty. I never said I didn’t like it; just that it was wrong. Hehe.

    “If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right…”

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  50. aroseisarose
    June 4, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    And the P’shop (need I say it?) is Awesomeschmaltz.

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  51. sticksandtunes
    June 4, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    I think I missed the French and Saunders episode with the “tiger titties” sketch.

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  52. geektastic
    June 4, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy FTW! Haven’t seen that show in so long.

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  53. FootofCanal
    June 4, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    To think I get upset when my mother goes outside to garden in a tank top, no bra, shorty short shorts and moons the man next door. Its something he can turn away from. Her poor neighboors.

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  54. aroseisarose
    June 4, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    @52 Geektastic: I guess it’s safe to say you’re not the one who posted it on FB. Hehe!

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  55. aroseisarose
    June 4, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    “I’ve told that people prefer the real thing.”

    Fooking HELL!

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  56. mannequinreject
    June 4, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    Face it, you wish you had that kind of confidence. Look at how she’s selling that kitty titty shebang bang!

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  57. aroseisarose
    June 4, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    “Would you drop a sardine on the mat…”

    Hrm. ;-)

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  58. Nequam
    June 4, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    Allow me to borrow a phrase from You Suck At Craigslist:

    NOT. A. LION.

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  59. TheOldGuy
    June 4, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    As Frank Stockton wrote in 1882, “And so I leave it with all of you : Which came out of the opened door,
    the lady, or the tiger ?”

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  60. Stretch65
    June 5, 2010 at 12:34 am

    Gimme a chance – I can make them purr

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  61. beluga
    June 5, 2010 at 11:33 am

    ok. HOLY SHIT. in some strange coincidence right after reading this i clicked on this link posted randomly by someone i’m facebook friends with (who i am quite sure is not a regretsy fan). i have no idea who the artist is or where this is from but i was FLABBERGASTED by the strange relevance:

    http://i.imgur.com/o1VML.jpg

    holy shit!

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  62. Recovering Crack Baby
    June 5, 2010 at 11:42 am

    #62 geektastic : So many balls…so many balls.

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  63. SuperSnark
    June 5, 2010 at 11:43 am

    Perfect for someone who works at the Boom Boom Room as a new costume for her “performance”

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  64. Recovering Crack Baby
    June 5, 2010 at 11:44 am

    #63 beluga : I second your holy shit. If your friend is not a friend of Regretsy they ought to be.

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  65. TooManyCookbooks
    June 5, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    Is this what happens when furries do burlesque?

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  66. cratz
    June 5, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    #63 beluga – HOLY SHIT!

    All it needs is a little unicorn rainbow jizz!

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  67. Bunnyallarosa
    June 5, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    I think these would be great for non-surgical breast reduction… just wear it and sweat your tits off.

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  68. Stretch65
    June 5, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    Hello Kitty titties

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  69. baykinz
    June 5, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    You’d never get me to strap those kitties on, but I think they’re hilarious in a good way (and the seller happens to be a legitimately talented and accomplished fine artist outside of etsy, to boot).

    It would make my day if I saw someone walking around wearing these.

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  70. Stretch65
    June 5, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    #62 Geektastic you need a lot of balls to wear that…GUMBALLS

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  71. fingertrouble
    June 5, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    I’d rather not be locked in a cage with those.

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  72. archdiva
    June 5, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    Over on Boing Boing, on the VERY SAME DAY:

    http://www.boingboing.net/2010/06/04/weaponized-flying-ze.html

    Coincidence? I think not….

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  73. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer aka Elastigirl
    June 5, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    Saturday Night Fuckery: Tattoo Revealed (and it all makes sense, now)

    http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/sunshynegrll/tat.jpg

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  74. HermesGoddess
    June 5, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    Holy shit, I am STILL laughing over “well if I’m not home on the *strrrroke* of six, my pussy goes MAD”.

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  75. HermesGoddess
    June 5, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Hee, #75, good work.

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  76. waningestrogen
    June 5, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    I can remember my daughter saying in the shower, “you have big kitties, mama!”

    (I don’t)

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  77. geektastic
    June 5, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    Zaftig and Roy? http://bit.ly/zig_n_roy

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  78. snarkeygirl
    June 5, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    I cannot believe no one said this was kinda catastrophic. It is funny tho, and the model does seem to be having fun!

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  79. AnaDroid
    June 6, 2010 at 5:46 am

    Holy shit. A Jodorowsky-influenced Regretsy post? The world is truly fcking over.

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  80. rumi monger
    June 6, 2010 at 9:50 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  81. ciaohowdy
    June 6, 2010 at 2:39 pm
  82. polkadotbananas
    June 6, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    Is that a tiger in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?

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  83. aroseisarose
    June 6, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    @63 Beluga: You’ve scarred me for life! Now I just want to know if HK (or maybe the seller) is a fan of that movie!

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  84. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    June 7, 2010 at 8:42 am

    Can’t believe no one has noticed…

    THAT’S A DUDE.

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  85. rumi monger
    June 7, 2010 at 9:24 am

    @#75 V&E Debbie, you are queen.

    yet you manage to keep it all inside.

    (fosse fosse fosse MARTHA GRAHAM MARTHA GRAHAM)

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115685/quotes?qt0337500

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  86. AgoutiAvenger
    June 7, 2010 at 11:45 am

    @#86 – That TOTALLY explains the frosted glass squares in the background!

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  87. StinkBait
    June 7, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    Snooky really let herself go.

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  88. Canuckanuck
    June 7, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    Oh lord… I went to high school with the artist/model. What a small, whimsicle world of fuckery.

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