I suddenly think I’ve found what my husband would like for our fifth anniversary. Just imagine those cats staring up at you while in the middle of sex!
:shudders: Flashback to high school. My mom bought me a sweater that had a cat on it on one side. The first time I wore it, some perverted boy announced to the class, SHE HAS A KITTY ON HER TITTY!!!
I say if you’re gonna’ be a pussy , go at least most of the way. This calls for one of those strap on tails. I seem to remember that one of those has been featured on regretsy….
The model being cute and actually smiling instead of trying to be a grumpy, esoteric hipster-type goes a long way in selling this… but this still have me a horrible idea for a demon with two snarling tigers in place of boobs. I’ll get back to you on that.
It’s…ok…I guess. My biggest problem is the actual crafting for the tigers, lions, wetf they are. Looks like she took some stuff her 5 year old made and pasted it on her funbags.
Pretty sure that tattoo says “Foxy”. I agree, she’s cute as a button, and the…uhh, item in question appears to be well-made, but I just keep asking myself, why in the world does anybody want lion/leopard thingies on their boobs??
…I would wear this out. Not on a normal night, but it would be seriously entertaining every once in awhile during the winter to seductively smile at a stranger in a bar and the sloooooowly take off my coat to reveal this.
To think I get upset when my mother goes outside to garden in a tank top, no bra, shorty short shorts and moons the man next door. Its something he can turn away from. Her poor neighboors.
ok. HOLY SHIT. in some strange coincidence right after reading this i clicked on this link posted randomly by someone i’m facebook friends with (who i am quite sure is not a regretsy fan). i have no idea who the artist is or where this is from but i was FLABBERGASTED by the strange relevance:
You’d never get me to strap those kitties on, but I think they’re hilarious in a good way (and the seller happens to be a legitimately talented and accomplished fine artist outside of etsy, to boot).
It would make my day if I saw someone walking around wearing these.
June 4, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Gives new meaning to the phrase “heavy petting.”
June 4, 2010 at 4:35 pm
She’s cute, but my God, the furry boobs! Selective reverse evolution?
June 4, 2010 at 4:35 pm
FIERCE !
June 4, 2010 at 4:36 pm
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June 4, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Rawr
June 4, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Great for the heat wave.
June 4, 2010 at 4:38 pm
This bustier puts the N in neutering, like no no no.
June 4, 2010 at 4:38 pm
I suddenly think I’ve found what my husband would like for our fifth anniversary. Just imagine those cats staring up at you while in the middle of sex!
NOT.
June 4, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Does she also make hairballs?
June 4, 2010 at 4:40 pm
:shudders: Flashback to high school. My mom bought me a sweater that had a cat on it on one side. The first time I wore it, some perverted boy announced to the class, SHE HAS A KITTY ON HER TITTY!!!
June 4, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Sorry y’all, but I really doubt anything is going to top “kittehs on my tittehs”.
June 4, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Once again, if it’s on your private areas before I purchase it, I consider it “used”.
Gross.
June 4, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Very confusing . Makes the question ‘can I pet your pussycat ‘? a triple loader.
June 4, 2010 at 4:43 pm
I wonder if they offer Leakin’ Leopaards for nursing moms.
June 4, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Now honey how do you like it when my nipples bite back?
June 4, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Is it just me , or do those felines look like they got crossed with fish?
June 4, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Ham is seeing catfish – : )
June 4, 2010 at 4:49 pm
June 4, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Right, just woke up, what’d I miss?
Oh. That’s, um…interesting.
June 4, 2010 at 4:54 pm
http://twitpic.com/1tyf84
June 4, 2010 at 4:55 pm
This item makes me smile, and not in a snarky way. I love her expression in the picture. Have at it, haters, I’m not recanting.
That said, I wouldn’t be buying or wearing it.
June 4, 2010 at 4:56 pm
I too appreciate her joi de vivre. But that thing is still fuggin’ atrocious.
June 4, 2010 at 4:57 pm
What’s with the fingerless gloved hand in the pic?
And if you are selling tiger tits while all dolled up, fur fuck’s sake, put on some whiskers!
June 4, 2010 at 4:57 pm
She has three pussies!
June 4, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Orlana, ROFL! NEEDS TO BE ZAZZLED.
If these are lions, why are they made with leopard print fur?
June 4, 2010 at 5:01 pm
#17-LeeLoo , you nailed it grrrl, catfish it is exactly.
June 4, 2010 at 5:11 pm
I say if you’re gonna’ be a pussy , go at least most of the way. This calls for one of those strap on tails. I seem to remember that one of those has been featured on regretsy….
June 4, 2010 at 5:21 pm
The model being cute and actually smiling instead of trying to be a grumpy, esoteric hipster-type goes a long way in selling this… but this still have me a horrible idea for a demon with two snarling tigers in place of boobs. I’ll get back to you on that.
June 4, 2010 at 5:23 pm
She really looks like she’s having fun.
I wonder what her tattoo says.
June 4, 2010 at 5:29 pm
# 29-LeeLoo, I think it might say ‘Fo shizzle’
June 4, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Itty Bitty Kitty Titty Committee. Guaranteed to make for a better film than the actual itty bitty titty committee.
June 4, 2010 at 5:38 pm
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June 4, 2010 at 5:45 pm
#29 – I’m curious about what the tattoo says too. Foamy?
June 4, 2010 at 6:07 pm
That’s three pussies Siegfried & Roy wouldn’t get near.
June 4, 2010 at 6:18 pm
A hundred bucks for two stuffed toys pressed against a strangers boobs… ohhhh, wait, yeah. I get it now.
June 4, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Catnip(s) or bust!
June 4, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Pretty sure that tattoo says “Foxy”. I agree, she’s cute as a button, and the…uhh, item in question appears to be well-made, but I just keep asking myself, why in the world does anybody want lion/leopard thingies on their boobs??
June 4, 2010 at 6:28 pm
OH! I get it now. “Perfect for carnival, circus themes, gay pride & burlesque!”
I actually could see these on a certain drag queen I once had the pleasure of knowing.
June 4, 2010 at 6:29 pm
#37 HermesGoddess “but I just keep asking myself, why in the world does anybody want lion/leopard thingies on their boobs??”
Duh, to wear to PTA meetings!
June 4, 2010 at 6:37 pm
This has transvestite/Mardi Gras written all over it.
June 4, 2010 at 6:54 pm
…I would wear this out. Not on a normal night, but it would be seriously entertaining every once in awhile during the winter to seductively smile at a stranger in a bar and the sloooooowly take off my coat to reveal this.
June 4, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Please order your size “XXS-XXXXXXL” no problem.
Amazing I could get a set of kittens for my Daughter and the King of the Jungle for me.
June 4, 2010 at 7:00 pm
how very purrlesque
June 4, 2010 at 7:04 pm
It is real comfy-looking, but I’m afraid the seams might show through some of my silkier summer t-shirts.
June 4, 2010 at 7:13 pm
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June 4, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Do you want to touch my pussy? EW NOT THAT PERVERT! I meant the tigers on my top. ugh, you’re so gross.
June 4, 2010 at 7:17 pm
Also lovin’ the title, Helen.
(Do I have to be the one to do this? I ganked the clip from someone on the FB Regretsky…credit, if you’re here as well.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&v=19AQgpsIMVY
June 4, 2010 at 7:18 pm
#45 aroseisarose: This is way too fun to be Regretsy bait.
June 4, 2010 at 7:23 pm
#48 Suda: Point taken, it’s just that the rest of the shop was empty. I never said I didn’t like it; just that it was wrong. Hehe.
“If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right…”
June 4, 2010 at 7:24 pm
And the P’shop (need I say it?) is Awesomeschmaltz.
June 4, 2010 at 7:32 pm
I think I missed the French and Saunders episode with the “tiger titties” sketch.
June 4, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy FTW! Haven’t seen that show in so long.
June 4, 2010 at 7:41 pm
To think I get upset when my mother goes outside to garden in a tank top, no bra, shorty short shorts and moons the man next door. Its something he can turn away from. Her poor neighboors.
June 4, 2010 at 7:47 pm
@52 Geektastic: I guess it’s safe to say you’re not the one who posted it on FB. Hehe!
June 4, 2010 at 7:49 pm
“I’ve told that people prefer the real thing.”
Fooking HELL!
June 4, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Face it, you wish you had that kind of confidence. Look at how she’s selling that kitty titty shebang bang!
June 4, 2010 at 7:51 pm
“Would you drop a sardine on the mat…”
Hrm.
June 4, 2010 at 9:17 pm
Allow me to borrow a phrase from You Suck At Craigslist:
NOT. A. LION.
June 4, 2010 at 9:22 pm
As Frank Stockton wrote in 1882, “And so I leave it with all of you : Which came out of the opened door,
the lady, or the tiger ?”
June 4, 2010 at 11:00 pm
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/Regretsy/ftc.jpg
June 5, 2010 at 12:34 am
Gimme a chance – I can make them purr
June 5, 2010 at 10:52 am
http://s761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/?action=view¤t=carnival.png
June 5, 2010 at 11:33 am
ok. HOLY SHIT. in some strange coincidence right after reading this i clicked on this link posted randomly by someone i’m facebook friends with (who i am quite sure is not a regretsy fan). i have no idea who the artist is or where this is from but i was FLABBERGASTED by the strange relevance:
http://i.imgur.com/o1VML.jpg
holy shit!
June 5, 2010 at 11:42 am
#62 geektastic : So many balls…so many balls.
June 5, 2010 at 11:43 am
Perfect for someone who works at the Boom Boom Room as a new costume for her “performance”
June 5, 2010 at 11:44 am
#63 beluga : I second your holy shit. If your friend is not a friend of Regretsy they ought to be.
June 5, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Is this what happens when furries do burlesque?
June 5, 2010 at 1:22 pm
#63 beluga – HOLY SHIT!
All it needs is a little unicorn rainbow jizz!
June 5, 2010 at 1:22 pm
I think these would be great for non-surgical breast reduction… just wear it and sweat your tits off.
June 5, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Hello Kitty titties
June 5, 2010 at 3:14 pm
You’d never get me to strap those kitties on, but I think they’re hilarious in a good way (and the seller happens to be a legitimately talented and accomplished fine artist outside of etsy, to boot).
It would make my day if I saw someone walking around wearing these.
June 5, 2010 at 3:42 pm
#62 Geektastic you need a lot of balls to wear that…GUMBALLS
June 5, 2010 at 5:07 pm
I’d rather not be locked in a cage with those.
June 5, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Over on Boing Boing, on the VERY SAME DAY:
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/06/04/weaponized-flying-ze.html
Coincidence? I think not….
June 5, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Saturday Night Fuckery: Tattoo Revealed (and it all makes sense, now)
http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/sunshynegrll/tat.jpg
June 5, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Holy shit, I am STILL laughing over “well if I’m not home on the *strrrroke* of six, my pussy goes MAD”.
June 5, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Hee, #75, good work.
June 5, 2010 at 6:15 pm
I can remember my daughter saying in the shower, “you have big kitties, mama!”
(I don’t)
June 5, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Zaftig and Roy? http://bit.ly/zig_n_roy
June 5, 2010 at 9:31 pm
I cannot believe no one said this was kinda catastrophic. It is funny tho, and the model does seem to be having fun!
June 6, 2010 at 5:46 am
Holy shit. A Jodorowsky-influenced Regretsy post? The world is truly fcking over.
June 6, 2010 at 9:50 am
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June 6, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Is that a tiger in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?
June 6, 2010 at 8:13 pm
@63 Beluga: You’ve scarred me for life! Now I just want to know if HK (or maybe the seller) is a fan of that movie!
June 7, 2010 at 8:42 am
Can’t believe no one has noticed…
THAT’S A DUDE.
June 7, 2010 at 9:24 am
@#75 V&E Debbie, you are queen.
yet you manage to keep it all inside.
(fosse fosse fosse MARTHA GRAHAM MARTHA GRAHAM)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115685/quotes?qt0337500
June 7, 2010 at 11:45 am
@#86 – That TOTALLY explains the frosted glass squares in the background!
June 7, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Snooky really let herself go.
June 7, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Oh lord… I went to high school with the artist/model. What a small, whimsicle world of fuckery.