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Zaftig and Roy

Posted by Helen Killer

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Jun 4, 2010
4:34 pm

#1 Magickal Fuckery :

Gives new meaning to the phrase “heavy petting.”

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Jun 4, 2010
4:35 pm

#2 vergeofsomething :

She’s cute, but my God, the furry boobs! Selective reverse evolution?

Rate this comment: +12

Jun 4, 2010
4:35 pm

#3 hamoza :

FIERCE !

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Jun 4, 2010
4:36 pm

#4 razberries :

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Jun 4, 2010
4:36 pm

#5 steviesegel :

Rawr

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Jun 4, 2010
4:36 pm

#6 spandy :

Great for the heat wave.

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Jun 4, 2010
4:38 pm

#7 hamoza :

This bustier puts the N in neutering, like no no no.

Rate this comment: +18

Jun 4, 2010
4:38 pm

#8 beaglemixtape :

I suddenly think I’ve found what my husband would like for our fifth anniversary. Just imagine those cats staring up at you while in the middle of sex!

NOT.

Rate this comment: +19

Jun 4, 2010
4:39 pm

#9 LeeLooDallas :

Does she also make hairballs?

Rate this comment: +35

Jun 4, 2010
4:40 pm

#10 wtf :

:shudders: Flashback to high school. My mom bought me a sweater that had a cat on it on one side. The first time I wore it, some perverted boy announced to the class, SHE HAS A KITTY ON HER TITTY!!!

Rate this comment: +116

Jun 4, 2010
4:41 pm

#11 leftfoot :

Sorry y’all, but I really doubt anything is going to top “kittehs on my tittehs”.

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Jun 4, 2010
4:41 pm

#12 Orlana :

Once again, if it’s on your private areas before I purchase it, I consider it “used”.

Gross.

Rate this comment: +84

Jun 4, 2010
4:41 pm

#13 hamoza :

Very confusing . Makes the question ‘can I pet your pussycat ‘? a triple loader.

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Jun 4, 2010
4:43 pm

#14 Skully :

I wonder if they offer Leakin’ Leopaards for nursing moms.

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Jun 4, 2010
4:43 pm

#15 WulfslilRed :

Now honey how do you like it when my nipples bite back?

Rate this comment: +37

Jun 4, 2010
4:44 pm

#16 hamoza :

Is it just me , or do those felines look like they got crossed with fish?

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Jun 4, 2010
4:49 pm

#17 LeeLooDallas :

Ham is seeing catfish – : )

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Jun 4, 2010
4:49 pm

#18 IscreamUscream :

nothing to add to that photoshop.

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Jun 4, 2010
4:53 pm

#19 geektastic :

Right, just woke up, what’d I miss?

Oh. That’s, um…interesting.

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Jun 4, 2010
4:54 pm

#20 Orlana :

http://twitpic.com/1tyf84

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Jun 4, 2010
4:55 pm

#21 whitmansspider :

This item makes me smile, and not in a snarky way. I love her expression in the picture. Have at it, haters, I’m not recanting.

That said, I wouldn’t be buying or wearing it.

Rate this comment: +59

Jun 4, 2010
4:56 pm

#22 hamoza :

I too appreciate her joi de vivre. But that thing is still fuggin’ atrocious.

Rate this comment: +37

Jun 4, 2010
4:57 pm

#23 AgoutiAvenger :

What’s with the fingerless gloved hand in the pic?

And if you are selling tiger tits while all dolled up, fur fuck’s sake, put on some whiskers!

Rate this comment: +22

Jun 4, 2010
4:57 pm

#24 sudabaki©®™ Esq., L.L.C. :

She has three pussies!

Rate this comment: +56

Jun 4, 2010
5:01 pm

#25 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer aka Elastigirl :

Orlana, ROFL! NEEDS TO BE ZAZZLED.

If these are lions, why are they made with leopard print fur?

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Jun 4, 2010
5:01 pm

#26 hamoza :

#17-LeeLoo , you nailed it grrrl, catfish it is exactly.

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Jun 4, 2010
5:11 pm

#27 hamoza :

I say if you’re gonna’ be a pussy , go at least most of the way. This calls for one of those strap on tails. I seem to remember that one of those has been featured on regretsy….

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Jun 4, 2010
5:21 pm

#28 butterwort :

The model being cute and actually smiling instead of trying to be a grumpy, esoteric hipster-type goes a long way in selling this… but this still have me a horrible idea for a demon with two snarling tigers in place of boobs. I’ll get back to you on that.

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Jun 4, 2010
5:23 pm

#29 LeeLooDallas :

She really looks like she’s having fun.
I wonder what her tattoo says.

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Jun 4, 2010
5:29 pm

#30 hamoza :

# 29-LeeLoo, I think it might say ‘Fo shizzle’

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Jun 4, 2010
5:30 pm

#31 Captain Pasty :

Itty Bitty Kitty Titty Committee. Guaranteed to make for a better film than the actual itty bitty titty committee.

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Jun 4, 2010
5:38 pm

#32 geektastic :

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Jun 4, 2010
5:45 pm

#33 batontwirler1 :

#29 – I’m curious about what the tattoo says too. Foamy?

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Jun 4, 2010
6:07 pm

#34 IscreamUscream :

That’s three pussies Siegfried & Roy wouldn’t get near.

Rate this comment: +37

Jun 4, 2010
6:18 pm

#35 Patty has been abducted by an Alien :

A hundred bucks for two stuffed toys pressed against a strangers boobs… ohhhh, wait, yeah. I get it now.

Rate this comment: +5

Jun 4, 2010
6:19 pm

#36 hamoza :

Catnip(s) or bust!

Rate this comment: +25

Jun 4, 2010
6:27 pm

#37 HermesGoddess :

Pretty sure that tattoo says “Foxy”. I agree, she’s cute as a button, and the…uhh, item in question appears to be well-made, but I just keep asking myself, why in the world does anybody want lion/leopard thingies on their boobs??

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Jun 4, 2010
6:28 pm

#38 HermesGoddess :

OH! I get it now. “Perfect for carnival, circus themes, gay pride & burlesque!”

I actually could see these on a certain drag queen I once had the pleasure of knowing.

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Jun 4, 2010
6:29 pm

#39 sudabaki©®™ Esq., L.L.C. :

#37 HermesGoddess “but I just keep asking myself, why in the world does anybody want lion/leopard thingies on their boobs??”

Duh, to wear to PTA meetings!

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Jun 4, 2010
6:37 pm

#40 janncri :

This has transvestite/Mardi Gras written all over it.

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Jun 4, 2010
6:54 pm

#41 mannequin :

…I would wear this out. Not on a normal night, but it would be seriously entertaining every once in awhile during the winter to seductively smile at a stranger in a bar and the sloooooowly take off my coat to reveal this.

Rate this comment: +47

Jun 4, 2010
6:55 pm

#42 Recovering Crack Baby :

Please order your size “XXS-XXXXXXL” no problem.

Amazing I could get a set of kittens for my Daughter and the King of the Jungle for me.

Rate this comment: +33

Jun 4, 2010
7:00 pm

#43 WANNA POST ALL NIGHT :

how very purrlesque

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Jun 4, 2010
7:04 pm

#44 HelenaHandbasket :

It is real comfy-looking, but I’m afraid the seams might show through some of my silkier summer t-shirts.

Rate this comment: +42

Jun 4, 2010
7:13 pm

#45 aroseisarose :

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Jun 4, 2010
7:13 pm

#46 tuttle88 :

Do you want to touch my pussy? EW NOT THAT PERVERT! I meant the tigers on my top. ugh, you’re so gross.

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Jun 4, 2010
7:17 pm

#47 aroseisarose :

Also lovin’ the title, Helen.

(Do I have to be the one to do this? I ganked the clip from someone on the FB Regretsky…credit, if you’re here as well.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&v=19AQgpsIMVY

Rate this comment: +9

Jun 4, 2010
7:18 pm

#48 sudabaki©®™ Esq., L.L.C. :

#45 aroseisarose: This is way too fun to be Regretsy bait.

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Jun 4, 2010
7:23 pm

#49 aroseisarose :

#48 Suda: Point taken, it’s just that the rest of the shop was empty. I never said I didn’t like it; just that it was wrong. Hehe.

“If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right…”

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Jun 4, 2010
7:24 pm

#50 aroseisarose :

And the P’shop (need I say it?) is Awesomeschmaltz.

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Jun 4, 2010
7:32 pm

#51 sticksandtunes :

I think I missed the French and Saunders episode with the “tiger titties” sketch.

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Jun 4, 2010
7:39 pm

#52 geektastic :

Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy FTW! Haven’t seen that show in so long.

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Jun 4, 2010
7:41 pm

#53 FootofCanal :

To think I get upset when my mother goes outside to garden in a tank top, no bra, shorty short shorts and moons the man next door. Its something he can turn away from. Her poor neighboors.

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Jun 4, 2010
7:47 pm

#54 aroseisarose :

@52 Geektastic: I guess it’s safe to say you’re not the one who posted it on FB. Hehe!

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Jun 4, 2010
7:49 pm

#55 aroseisarose :

“I’ve told that people prefer the real thing.”

Fooking HELL!

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Jun 4, 2010
7:50 pm

#56 mannequinreject :

Face it, you wish you had that kind of confidence. Look at how she’s selling that kitty titty shebang bang!

Rate this comment: +23

Jun 4, 2010
7:51 pm

#57 aroseisarose :

“Would you drop a sardine on the mat…”

Hrm.

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Jun 4, 2010
9:17 pm

#58 Nequam :

Allow me to borrow a phrase from You Suck At Craigslist:

NOT. A. LION.

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Jun 4, 2010
9:22 pm

#59 TheOldGuy :

As Frank Stockton wrote in 1882, “And so I leave it with all of you : Which came out of the opened door,
the lady, or the tiger ?”

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Jun 4, 2010
11:00 pm

#60 Skully :

http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/Regretsy/ftc.jpg

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Jun 5, 2010
12:34 am

#61 Stretch65 :

Gimme a chance – I can make them purr

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Jun 5, 2010
10:52 am

#62 geektastic :

http://s761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/?action=view&current=carnival.png

Rate this comment: +11

Jun 5, 2010
11:33 am

#63 beluga :

ok. HOLY SHIT. in some strange coincidence right after reading this i clicked on this link posted randomly by someone i’m facebook friends with (who i am quite sure is not a regretsy fan). i have no idea who the artist is or where this is from but i was FLABBERGASTED by the strange relevance:

http://i.imgur.com/o1VML.jpg

holy shit!

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Jun 5, 2010
11:42 am

#64 Recovering Crack Baby :

#62 geektastic : So many balls…so many balls.

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Jun 5, 2010
11:43 am

#65 SuperSnark :

Perfect for someone who works at the Boom Boom Room as a new costume for her “performance”

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Jun 5, 2010
11:44 am

#66 Recovering Crack Baby :

#63 beluga : I second your holy shit. If your friend is not a friend of Regretsy they ought to be.

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Jun 5, 2010
12:42 pm

#67 TooManyCookbooks :

Is this what happens when furries do burlesque?

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Jun 5, 2010
1:22 pm

#68 cratz :

#63 beluga – HOLY SHIT!

All it needs is a little unicorn rainbow jizz!

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Jun 5, 2010
1:22 pm

#69 Bunnyallarosa :

I think these would be great for non-surgical breast reduction… just wear it and sweat your tits off.

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Jun 5, 2010
3:08 pm

#70 Stretch65 :

Hello Kitty titties

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Jun 5, 2010
3:14 pm

#71 baykinz :

You’d never get me to strap those kitties on, but I think they’re hilarious in a good way (and the seller happens to be a legitimately talented and accomplished fine artist outside of etsy, to boot).

It would make my day if I saw someone walking around wearing these.

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Jun 5, 2010
3:42 pm

#72 Stretch65 :

#62 Geektastic you need a lot of balls to wear that…GUMBALLS

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Jun 5, 2010
5:07 pm

#73 fingertrouble :

I’d rather not be locked in a cage with those.

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Jun 5, 2010
5:11 pm

#74 archdiva :

Over on Boing Boing, on the VERY SAME DAY:

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/06/04/weaponized-flying-ze.html

Coincidence? I think not….

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Jun 5, 2010
5:28 pm

#75 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer aka Elastigirl :

Saturday Night Fuckery: Tattoo Revealed (and it all makes sense, now)

http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/sunshynegrll/tat.jpg

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Jun 5, 2010
5:37 pm

#76 HermesGoddess :

Holy shit, I am STILL laughing over “well if I’m not home on the *strrrroke* of six, my pussy goes MAD”.

Rate this comment: +7

Jun 5, 2010
5:38 pm

#77 HermesGoddess :

Hee, #75, good work.

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Jun 5, 2010
6:15 pm

#78 waningestrogen :

I can remember my daughter saying in the shower, “you have big kitties, mama!”

(I don’t)

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Jun 5, 2010
7:09 pm

#79 geektastic :

Zaftig and Roy? http://bit.ly/zig_n_roy

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Jun 5, 2010
9:31 pm

#80 snarkeygirl :

I cannot believe no one said this was kinda catastrophic. It is funny tho, and the model does seem to be having fun!

Rate this comment: +5

Jun 6, 2010
5:46 am

#81 AnaDroid :

Holy shit. A Jodorowsky-influenced Regretsy post? The world is truly fcking over.

Rate this comment: +3

Jun 6, 2010
9:50 am

#82 rumi monger :

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Jun 6, 2010
2:39 pm

#83 ciaohowdy :

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Jun 6, 2010
2:59 pm

#84 polkadotbananas :

Is that a tiger in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?

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Jun 6, 2010
8:13 pm

#85 aroseisarose :

@63 Beluga: You’ve scarred me for life! Now I just want to know if HK (or maybe the seller) is a fan of that movie!

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Jun 7, 2010
8:42 am

#86 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

Can’t believe no one has noticed…

THAT’S A DUDE.

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Jun 7, 2010
9:24 am

#87 rumi monger :

@#75 V&E Debbie, you are queen.

yet you manage to keep it all inside.

(fosse fosse fosse MARTHA GRAHAM MARTHA GRAHAM)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115685/quotes?qt0337500

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Jun 7, 2010
11:45 am

#88 AgoutiAvenger :

@#86 – That TOTALLY explains the frosted glass squares in the background!

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Jun 7, 2010
5:55 pm

#89 StinkBait :

Snooky really let herself go.

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Jun 7, 2010
6:12 pm

#90 Canuckanuck :

Oh lord… I went to high school with the artist/model. What a small, whimsicle world of fuckery.

Rate this comment: +3