1-take a 1 dollar bill and look at Washington.
2-fold it in half horizontally. you should see the top of the back of the dollar upside down.
3-now, fold it in half vertically. you should be looking at the bottom left corner on the back of the dollar.
4-now unfold it-back flap to front, so that now, you are looking at the entire bottom of the back of the dollar.
5-now unfold it horizontally again.
you should be looking at Washington, upside down
6-now send me the other 49 dollars
And it has to have butterflies on it. And it must protect me from the evil gerbils invading Spain. And when I hold it the voices of Hall & Oates must no longer come from the television and tell me to kill my mother. WHY ARE ALL THESE BUGS CRAWLING UNDER MY SKIN???
“Turn it around and it’s upside-down, turn it around and it’s backwards.”
This sounds like some kind of a riddle a DM would come up with just to mess with your party. “Um… wait… an egg? An umbrella? Your mom?” And he just sits there sadistically grinning, knowing full well you won’t get to use your Sword of Uber Pwnage until you get past this one.
Thanks geektastic: I knew my halcyon world of double and triple digit positive comments would come to an end. I just didn’t know it would be so terribly soon.
Also: I think “Vag of Honor” is an appropriate sobriquet for vag crafts.
#49 Nequam:
That just put a disturbing thought in my head. This person is willing to spend 30-50 bucks on a penny.
Which put an even more disturbing thought in my head: If someone offered to send her 50 pennies for $30.00, how long would it take before the requester caught on?
I signed up just to post here. I know it’s old, but I’m going through all the posts in reverse order (gives that lovely deja-vu feeling).
It seems the majority of commentators failed to read exactly what was being asked for, here. Upside-down when turned around (flipped left to right), backwards when flipped (turned upside-down).
The solution is simple, though: Paper with a normal image on one side, and the same image flipped (upside-down) on the other.
June 1, 2010 at 1:34 pm
A ball with an arrow on it?
June 1, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Sounds like a job for MC Escher.
June 1, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I can’t imagine what their brain would do when confronted with a pair of skants.
June 1, 2010 at 1:43 pm
My head just exploded.
June 1, 2010 at 1:44 pm
This will be the easiest “fifty bucks for a rock” I ever made.
June 1, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Why??
June 1, 2010 at 1:45 pm
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June 1, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Welcome to my world. And it’s free.
June 1, 2010 at 1:51 pm
I think that’s what happened to my body when I went to Australia. I lost weight, felt better than I had in years, even the arthritis didn’t hurt.
Hot snow falls up?!
June 1, 2010 at 1:54 pm
I would love to see the proposal that’s been offered. Sounds all Lewis-Carolly to me.
June 1, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Wow someone is off their meds.
June 1, 2010 at 1:54 pm
how about a piece of cardboard stamped “THIS SIDE UP” on 1 side and “BACK” on the other?
or really, just about anything in the universe.
June 1, 2010 at 1:56 pm
The LAST thing you want to do on an Alchemy request is say “anything, everything” under materials.
You’ve been warned.
June 1, 2010 at 2:03 pm
An Ikea instruction manual?
June 1, 2010 at 2:04 pm
I thinking a Dead or Alive cassette suspended in jello.
That would be really super fantastic.
June 1, 2010 at 2:06 pm
‘Over Under Sideways Down’-great song by the Yardbirds.
June 1, 2010 at 2:19 pm
1-take a 1 dollar bill and look at Washington.
2-fold it in half horizontally. you should see the top of the back of the dollar upside down.
3-now, fold it in half vertically. you should be looking at the bottom left corner on the back of the dollar.
4-now unfold it-back flap to front, so that now, you are looking at the entire bottom of the back of the dollar.
5-now unfold it horizontally again.
you should be looking at Washington, upside down
6-now send me the other 49 dollars
June 1, 2010 at 2:19 pm
And it has to have butterflies on it. And it must protect me from the evil gerbils invading Spain. And when I hold it the voices of Hall & Oates must no longer come from the television and tell me to kill my mother. WHY ARE ALL THESE BUGS CRAWLING UNDER MY SKIN???
*rocks back and forth in the fetal position*
June 1, 2010 at 2:24 pm
“Turn it around and it’s upside-down, turn it around and it’s backwards.”
This sounds like some kind of a riddle a DM would come up with just to mess with your party. “Um… wait… an egg? An umbrella? Your mom?” And he just sits there sadistically grinning, knowing full well you won’t get to use your Sword of Uber Pwnage until you get past this one.
Not that this has EVER happened.
June 1, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Things in this room that are backwards when backwards and upside-down when upside-down:
Chairs. Mugs. Remote controls. Televisions. Stuffed animals. Books. Photographs. Stereos. Statues of virtually anything. Dolls.
And my husband, but he’ll cost you more than $50.
June 1, 2010 at 2:26 pm
And cats. Need a cat?
June 1, 2010 at 2:33 pm
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June 1, 2010 at 2:40 pm
An envelope………..
Now put the bottle of Mezcal down and don’t swallow the worm!
June 1, 2010 at 2:42 pm
I don’t know what scares me more, that I know what this person is talking about or that I now want to make something.
P.S. I would use clay, is that super fantastic or just the regular kind?
June 1, 2010 at 2:46 pm
is she trying to describe a cube?
June 1, 2010 at 3:00 pm
The hell? This is like a riddle from the Exeter Book.
Is this person hoping to distract a troll who won’t let her cross his bridge?
June 1, 2010 at 3:11 pm
My first negative comment rating! Me and my vag don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
But as long as we look different side to side and upside down doing it, we’re good.
June 1, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Mindfuck, anyone?
June 1, 2010 at 3:25 pm
@27 travelgrrl, wear it as a badge of honor.
or a vag of honor, if you prefer.
June 1, 2010 at 3:33 pm
I shall be pleased to send along a turd, the next time I am so moved.
June 1, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Thanks geektastic: I knew my halcyon world of double and triple digit positive comments would come to an end. I just didn’t know it would be so terribly soon.
Also: I think “Vag of Honor” is an appropriate sobriquet for vag crafts.
June 1, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Sounds like a SAY WHAT BACK ASSWARDS painting to me….except upside down it would reid funny.
June 1, 2010 at 4:10 pm
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/Regretsy/box.jpg
June 1, 2010 at 4:33 pm
I want to witness the ceremony where one is presented with a “Vag of Honor”.
(I know if I ask my husband he’ll tell me I already have one, regardless. Can’t get an honest answer from him, he’s too smart for that)
June 1, 2010 at 6:00 pm
You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
That’s what it’s all about.
June 1, 2010 at 7:20 pm
Reading that makes me feel like I did when I went deep sea fishing, you know nauseated and dizzy and kinda green and sweaty…pass the Dramamine.
June 1, 2010 at 7:32 pm
as a pharmacist, i gotta say, you’ll need something stronger after reading that.
June 1, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Ok, so I started to ‘shop a ‘Vag of Honor’, and in my search for something to plagarizeI MEAN use for inspiration, came across this:
http://www.electrical.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=44404&start=0
One of the commenters made an “Order of the Great Vagina” medal:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z136/Geiginni/Order_of_Vagin.jpg
June 1, 2010 at 8:17 pm
i been workin’ on one, it takes a while to do it w/one hand. i love that vag with muscle arms.
June 1, 2010 at 8:34 pm
OK, I ran this past my mathematician husband, and he offers the following:
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Turn it around, and it’s upside-down. Turn it over and it’s backwards. Huh? HUH?!
And I’m legally entitled to half that fifty bucks. Woo hoo! Namaste, bitchez!
June 1, 2010 at 9:55 pm
How much longer until we get an alchemy request that says “I am looking for an object that I can pick up and put over there.”?
June 1, 2010 at 10:00 pm
http://www.geekologie.com/2007/02/lazy-rubiks-cube.jpg
June 1, 2010 at 10:10 pm
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a5/Jackhammer_Jesus_dildo.jpg
June 1, 2010 at 11:45 pm
ok, without further ado, the Vag of Honor with Felted Cooter Cluster. (with great apologies to anyone that has earned an actual medal)
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2179&id=100000865235360&saved#!/photo.php?pid=111982&id=100000865235360
June 1, 2010 at 11:51 pm
forget that link, try this one: http://bit.ly/vag_o_honor
June 2, 2010 at 5:22 am
Sweet JesusMaryandJoseph! Why did I just know it was another Floridiot? I gotta move.
June 2, 2010 at 6:04 am
When did Alchemy Requests become part of a twelth step program?
June 2, 2010 at 6:05 am
*twelfth. Apparently I need to stop smoking crack.
June 2, 2010 at 7:19 am
A penny. She’s describing a motherfucking penny.
June 2, 2010 at 7:59 am
geektastic, links still not working. PLEASE, need to see Vag of Honor.
June 2, 2010 at 8:46 am
You don’t need to spend $50.
The letter ” S” will do just fine.
June 2, 2010 at 10:51 am
that’s facebook, maybe that’s the problem. I’ll try photobucket.
http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/vag_of_honor.png
June 2, 2010 at 2:57 pm
#49 Nequam:
That just put a disturbing thought in my head. This person is willing to spend 30-50 bucks on a penny.
Which put an even more disturbing thought in my head: If someone offered to send her 50 pennies for $30.00, how long would it take before the requester caught on?
June 2, 2010 at 4:02 pm
@#52 Geektastic: Awesome! The Red Vag of Courage!
June 2, 2010 at 5:26 pm
ooo, i like that, i may have to steal it. the original name is the Vag of Honor with Felted Cooter Cluster.
June 2, 2010 at 7:13 pm
@ geektastic – I accidentally thumbs downed your first comment so I thumbs upped all the rest.
I must stop surfing the net at bedtime LOL
June 3, 2010 at 5:07 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK_OifqZUwc&feature=related
January 13, 2011 at 6:04 pm
I signed up just to post here. I know it’s old, but I’m going through all the posts in reverse order (gives that lovely deja-vu feeling).
It seems the majority of commentators failed to read exactly what was being asked for, here. Upside-down when turned around (flipped left to right), backwards when flipped (turned upside-down).
The solution is simple, though: Paper with a normal image on one side, and the same image flipped (upside-down) on the other.
February 1, 2012 at 6:32 pm
how about the letter “N” ?