A ball with an arrow on it?
Sounds like a job for MC Escher.
I can’t imagine what their brain would do when confronted with a pair of skants.
My head just exploded.
This will be the easiest “fifty bucks for a rock” I ever made.
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Apparently he has never had a pair of big jugs in his hands.
It will cost him more then 30 bucks though.
Welcome to my world. And it’s free.
I think that’s what happened to my body when I went to Australia. I lost weight, felt better than I had in years, even the arthritis didn’t hurt.
Hot snow falls up?!
I would love to see the proposal that’s been offered. Sounds all Lewis-Carolly to me.
Wow someone is off their meds.
how about a piece of cardboard stamped “THIS SIDE UP” on 1 side and “BACK” on the other?
or really, just about anything in the universe.
The LAST thing you want to do on an Alchemy request is say “anything, everything” under materials.
You’ve been warned.
An Ikea instruction manual?
I thinking a Dead or Alive cassette suspended in jello.
That would be really super fantastic.
‘Over Under Sideways Down’-great song by the Yardbirds.
1-take a 1 dollar bill and look at Washington.
2-fold it in half horizontally. you should see the top of the back of the dollar upside down.
3-now, fold it in half vertically. you should be looking at the bottom left corner on the back of the dollar.
4-now unfold it-back flap to front, so that now, you are looking at the entire bottom of the back of the dollar.
5-now unfold it horizontally again.
you should be looking at Washington, upside down
6-now send me the other 49 dollars
And it has to have butterflies on it. And it must protect me from the evil gerbils invading Spain. And when I hold it the voices of Hall & Oates must no longer come from the television and tell me to kill my mother. WHY ARE ALL THESE BUGS CRAWLING UNDER MY SKIN???
*rocks back and forth in the fetal position*
“Turn it around and it’s upside-down, turn it around and it’s backwards.”
This sounds like some kind of a riddle a DM would come up with just to mess with your party. “Um… wait… an egg? An umbrella? Your mom?” And he just sits there sadistically grinning, knowing full well you won’t get to use your Sword of Uber Pwnage until you get past this one.
Not that this has EVER happened.
Things in this room that are backwards when backwards and upside-down when upside-down:
Chairs. Mugs. Remote controls. Televisions. Stuffed animals. Books. Photographs. Stereos. Statues of virtually anything. Dolls.
And my husband, but he’ll cost you more than $50.
And cats. Need a cat?
Perhaps my vagina, when viewed from various angles.
Now put the bottle of Mezcal down and don’t swallow the worm!
I don’t know what scares me more, that I know what this person is talking about or that I now want to make something.
P.S. I would use clay, is that super fantastic or just the regular kind?
is she trying to describe a cube?
The hell? This is like a riddle from the Exeter Book.
Is this person hoping to distract a troll who won’t let her cross his bridge?
My first negative comment rating! Me and my vag don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
But as long as we look different side to side and upside down doing it, we’re good.
@27 travelgrrl, wear it as a badge of honor.
or a vag of honor, if you prefer.
I shall be pleased to send along a turd, the next time I am so moved.
Thanks geektastic: I knew my halcyon world of double and triple digit positive comments would come to an end. I just didn’t know it would be so terribly soon.
Also: I think “Vag of Honor” is an appropriate sobriquet for vag crafts.
Sounds like a SAY WHAT BACK ASSWARDS painting to me….except upside down it would reid funny.
I want to witness the ceremony where one is presented with a “Vag of Honor”.
(I know if I ask my husband he’ll tell me I already have one, regardless. Can’t get an honest answer from him, he’s too smart for that)
You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
That’s what it’s all about.
Reading that makes me feel like I did when I went deep sea fishing, you know nauseated and dizzy and kinda green and sweaty…pass the Dramamine.
as a pharmacist, i gotta say, you’ll need something stronger after reading that.
Ok, so I started to ‘shop a ‘Vag of Honor’, and in my search for something to plagarizeI MEAN use for inspiration, came across this:
One of the commenters made an “Order of the Great Vagina” medal:
i been workin’ on one, it takes a while to do it w/one hand. i love that vag with muscle arms.
OK, I ran this past my mathematician husband, and he offers the following:
Turn it around, and it’s upside-down. Turn it over and it’s backwards. Huh? HUH?!
And I’m legally entitled to half that fifty bucks. Woo hoo! Namaste, bitchez!
How much longer until we get an alchemy request that says “I am looking for an object that I can pick up and put over there.”?
ok, without further ado, the Vag of Honor with Felted Cooter Cluster. (with great apologies to anyone that has earned an actual medal)
forget that link, try this one: http://bit.ly/vag_o_honor
Sweet JesusMaryandJoseph! Why did I just know it was another Floridiot? I gotta move.
When did Alchemy Requests become part of a twelth step program?
*twelfth. Apparently I need to stop smoking crack.
A penny. She’s describing a motherfucking penny.
geektastic, links still not working. PLEASE, need to see Vag of Honor.
You don’t need to spend $50.
The letter ” S” will do just fine.
that’s facebook, maybe that’s the problem. I’ll try photobucket.
That just put a disturbing thought in my head. This person is willing to spend 30-50 bucks on a penny.
Which put an even more disturbing thought in my head: If someone offered to send her 50 pennies for $30.00, how long would it take before the requester caught on?
@#52 Geektastic: Awesome! The Red Vag of Courage!
ooo, i like that, i may have to steal it. the original name is the Vag of Honor with Felted Cooter Cluster.
@ geektastic – I accidentally thumbs downed your first comment so I thumbs upped all the rest.
I must stop surfing the net at bedtime LOL
I signed up just to post here. I know it’s old, but I’m going through all the posts in reverse order (gives that lovely deja-vu feeling).
It seems the majority of commentators failed to read exactly what was being asked for, here. Upside-down when turned around (flipped left to right), backwards when flipped (turned upside-down).
The solution is simple, though: Paper with a normal image on one side, and the same image flipped (upside-down) on the other.
how about the letter “N” ?
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