LOOK AT ME DAMN IT
Okay, two very cool things to share with you today:
First of all, The Onion’s AV Club gave me a really nice review yesterday, and included me in a list of fantastic books to read on the toilet. Plus they almost made me sound smart, so clearly they earn their money over there.
Also, my friends at Urlesque posted a video interview they did with me at ROFL Con last month, where I talk about some of my favorite Regretsy pieces ever.
Click on images for the stories.


June 1, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Congrats, but we always knew you were toilet worthy,
June 1, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Sounds like the world has as big of a Girl Crush on you as I do. Congratulations!
June 1, 2010 at 12:50 pm
So, if you’re looking a little flushed these days, now we know why… Congratulations!
June 1, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Dammit! I read my copy of the book while sitting at my desk. To think of the wasted potential…
June 1, 2010 at 1:01 pm
I enjoyed both of those…
When I read “Urlesque”, I could not help but remember that fish/squirrel thing–to bad there wasn’t a cameo.
June 1, 2010 at 1:16 pm
congrats once again
love the onion!
June 1, 2010 at 1:19 pm
I could listen to you say “a bum’s nut sack” all day long.
June 1, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Were you still able to catch the bus after that interview?
June 1, 2010 at 1:33 pm
LeeLoo, yes, if April had her Multipass…
(PS, I could not convince my family to name the new kitten “Leeloo Dallas Multipass” which made me sad. And seeing your posts every day made me dig out and rewatch “5th Element” last week -I’d forgotten how much I really liked that movie)
June 1, 2010 at 1:35 pm
One of the best movies ever, Buzzkill.
June 1, 2010 at 1:37 pm
#5 isus, yes, a dancing Url-maybe we should buy him urlesque.org.
June 1, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I always think about you when I’m in the bathroom, HK.
June 1, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Well it is better reading then a shampoo bottle, a toothpaste tube, shaving cream or a hairspray bottle.
Don’t even deny it, in desperate times I know you all have read these, including the ingredients.
June 1, 2010 at 1:52 pm
@13rcb, of course i have, there’s only so much copy on a douche box.
June 1, 2010 at 2:10 pm
I guess those furious letter-writing campaigns to your publisher didn’t work. And here I thought annoying internet cranks had so much power.
Next thing they’ll be saying “what’s the Onion?”
June 1, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Dying to know what the button on that fab b/w checked coat says. I’d guess it doesn’t say ‘crab hammering dickbags’ but is no doubt just as plucky.
And-waaaa-laaaa- now I know that I know more French poeple than I thought I knew.
Hamoza – buttons I got at ROFL Con. – HK
June 1, 2010 at 2:35 pm
You need to be on Letterman, showing some of those crafts. Why have they not called? Travesty!
June 1, 2010 at 2:37 pm
You are everywhere these days! Oh Boy Cat Toy is the best. My cats play with their Regretsy catnip toy all the time!
June 1, 2010 at 3:51 pm
#4 Patty – I did, too.
Looks like I will have to check out the other books on the list. The Regretsy one is the only one I have. And now I have a new place to display it.
June 1, 2010 at 3:52 pm
And I want the “fuck your expectations” pin.
June 1, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Reading the Regretsy book on the toilet can make you more regular – through osmosis it helps crap find an equalibrium
June 1, 2010 at 4:06 pm
“she should wear underwear while sewing” …if that ain’t fit for print nothing is!!!!!
June 1, 2010 at 4:23 pm
#16 RCB – that’s why I use Dr Bronner’s soap
June 1, 2010 at 4:55 pm
#23 Buzzkill-ROFL!
June 1, 2010 at 5:54 pm
I need to find a copy of “Roundabouts of Great Britain”. This would be the perfect anniversary gift for my husband. I can see it leaving it on his desk at the office and laughing at the engineers who hoo and haa over the designs.
June 1, 2010 at 5:56 pm
I’d also buy a Regretsy book, but I’m waiting for HK to come to Toronto so she can sign it.
Come on HK, I’ve got your $17.99 right here!
June 1, 2010 at 6:04 pm
yeah #22 “she should wear underwear while sewing” I want that on a shirt!
June 1, 2010 at 7:38 pm
My bathroom books are currently Regretsy, The Amazing Mackerel Pudding Plan: Classic Diet Recipe Cards from the 1970s, The Big Book of Hell, and a great photo book about sideshow freaks I can’t remember the name of.
Regretsy is most decidedly on the top of the heap.
June 1, 2010 at 8:18 pm
why would someone down-thumb es’s comment?
i love the big book of hell. i need to dig that one out.
June 2, 2010 at 6:05 am
I love Regretsy. I love the Onion. Now the circle is complete.