This Secretary’s Day, why not show your appreciation by giving your secretary a cement paver? Research shows that most working women prefer badly painted lawn decorations over bonuses! Plus it’s fun to watch her try to carry a 40 pound paver down to her 2002 Kia Sorrento.
Awesome Photoshoppery courtesy of Bronc Drywall
If I wanted to look at some football player’s nutsack every morning, I’d sleep at Kim Kardashian’s house.
Captain Sparrow never actually stroked Minnie Driver’s hair with a mannequin hand after losing his lower jaw, but I made it happen in my artistic ability.
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