This Secretary’s Day, why not show your appreciation by giving your secretary a cement paver? Research shows that most working women prefer badly painted lawn decorations over bonuses! Plus it’s fun to watch her try to carry a 40 pound paver down to her 2002 Kia Sorrento.
I can’t believe you people. Have you ever tried to make Nivea Antiperspirant? It’s not easy, you know. You have to make Hydrogenated Castor Oil, 18-36 Acid Trygliceride and Stearyl Alcohol, and that takes a long time. But you just come here and laugh because you’re too stupid to make anything yourself. At least this guy is putting his work out there. What are you doing? I feel sorry for you.
To celebrate the release of Eclipse today, we’re reposting one of our favorite Twilight crafts of 2009. Be safe!
