You know what’s a great gift for the bride to be? A down payment on a house.
More importantly, why is everyone on Etsy always looking out the window? Everyone’s so emo, staring off into space and being all detached and shit. What the hell is everybody looking at?
Here’s your blank (PSD 356.8 KB)
UPDATE:
Bronc made us a non-Photoshop blank. Thanks Bronc! PNG Window blank
Everything about this makes me tired. It’s like a bad Kim Cattrall flashback in Sex and the City 4: The Sarah Lawrence Years.
But you want to slap your tits at a canvas, that’s your business. Just remember that the distance between this and this is another bottle of Zinfandel.
How the hell do you trademark putting food in a Zip-Loc bag? Isn’t that pretty much just packing a lunch? And what are the odds this person filed papers with the US Patent and Trademark Office anyway? People think if they just put ™ or © on their bullshit idea they actually did something. Hey, did you know I’m a PhD? It’s true, I put the letters after my name just now. I’m also a DDS and an LLC. And Windows 7 was my idea.
