Thanks for the heads up.

Oh dear.

OMG I like to call them that too!

Most Twilight fans have empty jars of Tostitos Queso dip lying around in their bedrooms. Also Burger King trash. So materials aren’t going to be a problem.

BITCH YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

That plastic cup hot glued to a Tostitos jar sure looks like an expensive candle! Take that, Jo Malone! Waaa laaa!

Please don’t say it. Please. Please.

Shit

I can’t believe no one has stolen the woolen vagina bike seat you’ve been sitting on for a year. You must live in a great neighborhood.