49

Regretsy Math

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

49 comments on Regretsy Math

  1. banished
    May 31, 2010 at 9:37 am

    we can do it! some how i doubt rosie the riveter was talking about her ability to paint.

    Thumb up Thumb down +12

  2. Wilma Fingerdoo
    May 31, 2010 at 9:43 am

    They tried to make me go to Regretsy
    and I said, No No No.

    Thumb up Thumb down +79

  3. redredred
    May 31, 2010 at 9:48 am

    No, honey. You can’t. Furthermore, you shouldn’t.

    Thumb up Thumb down +31

  4. MyEyesMyEyes
    May 31, 2010 at 9:50 am

    Why does Rosie have a five o’clock shadow?

    Thumb up Thumb down +21

  5. Lexiii
    May 31, 2010 at 9:53 am

    Rosie’s a man, baby.

    Thumb up Thumb down +12

  6. razberries
    May 31, 2010 at 10:00 am

    good lord, i dunno what is more scary- that painting, or the photo of winehouse

    Thumb up Thumb down +25

  7. thewhiterabbitaz
    May 31, 2010 at 10:01 am

    I knew it! They never let women work in the factories…it was just men dressed like women.

    Thumb up Thumb down +32

  8. Mistletoe
    May 31, 2010 at 10:03 am

    “One of a kind” apparently now means “I only ripped it off once”.

    Thumb up Thumb down +26

  9. razberries
    May 31, 2010 at 10:05 am

    lots of the gals have a five o’clock shadow, eh?
    http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=11093685

    Thumb up Thumb down +13

  10. ohbutwait
    May 31, 2010 at 10:06 am

    That is one high-eyed lassie

    Thumb up Thumb down +8

  11. thewhiterabbitaz
    May 31, 2010 at 10:20 am

    Also, I like how everyone says rosie looks like a man, but she looks more like Amy Winehouse…who REALLY looks like a man. Poor, poor Amy

    Thumb up Thumb down +7

  12. IscreamUscream
    May 31, 2010 at 10:28 am

    This is really full of can’t.

    Thumb up Thumb down +14

  13. Esmeralda_m
    May 31, 2010 at 10:34 am

    I remember seeing an episode of LA Ink where some dumb broad wanted them to “pretty up” Rosie for a tattoo. I was appalled. I have to say, it’s equally horrifying to have her “uglied down” too. Can’t we just stick to the original icon and leave it alone? It’s like remaking The Haunting or something, it’s fucking doomed from the start.
    Also, Amy looks great. I bet she’s going to end up like Nico and dying from some totally inncouous accident rather than the horse traquilizers she’s…

    Thumb up Thumb down +20

  14. Esmeralda_m
    May 31, 2010 at 10:37 am

    apparently I talk too much.

    Thumb up Thumb down +23

  15. TooManyCookbooks
    May 31, 2010 at 10:40 am

    Pictures of Amy Winehouse always make me want to dump what liquor I have down the drain and take a long, hot shower.

    Thumb up Thumb down +37

  16. Recovering Crack Baby
    May 31, 2010 at 10:49 am

    Don’t ask and I don’t want them to tell.

    Thumb up Thumb down +6

  17. LeeLooDallas
    May 31, 2010 at 10:52 am

    If a gal’s neck is as wide as her chest…it’s best not to make eye contact.

    Thumb up Thumb down +15

  18. Recovering Crack Baby
    May 31, 2010 at 10:53 am

    I first thought Steven Tyler and then I scrolled down to see Amy. It really could go both ways, without checking, I do wonder if they both have a set of balls bigger then a brass monkey.

    Thumb up Thumb down +6

  19. HermesGoddess
    May 31, 2010 at 10:54 am

    Amy Winehouse looks to me like she positively reeks of tuna and incense. Not nice.

    Thumb up Thumb down +9

  20. Recovering Crack Baby
    May 31, 2010 at 10:55 am

    #17 LeeLooDallas : I don’t see any eyes to make contact with. They appear to be in the back of her head and one closed. Impressive she was still standing.

    Thumb up Thumb down +2

  21. Recovering Crack Baby
    May 31, 2010 at 10:56 am

    #19 HermesGoddess : We just say they stink like hot ass around here.

    Thumb up Thumb down +2

  22. spandy
    May 31, 2010 at 11:04 am

    Where’s the other half of her rib cage?

    Thumb up Thumb down +4

  23. WhimsyMistress
    May 31, 2010 at 11:14 am

    Alternatively:
    they tried to make me go to art class,
    but I said no, no, no.

    Thumb up Thumb down +22

  24. PussDaddy
    May 31, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Wow, look at the Etsy Bitch’s face melt.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  25. Snark-o-leptic Cesar
    May 31, 2010 at 11:56 am

    Is that a young Rosie O’Donnell?

    Thumb up Thumb down +2

  26. starrydreams
    May 31, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    #18- RCB I thought it was Steven Tyler at first too!! But it’s just Amy having what appears to be a stroke!!

    Thumb up Thumb down +3

  27. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    May 31, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    The Winehouse math adds up perfectly, but I still keep seeing this:
    http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/sunshynegrll/rosiecage.jpg

    Thumb up Thumb down +20

  28. tuttle88
    May 31, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    In the description it says $7.50 but the listing is for $8.50. Regretsy Math indeed.

    Thumb up Thumb down +6

  29. fenrislorsrai
    May 31, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    I’ll admit to doing a Rosie the Riveter parody as well.
    http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Fenris-Lorsrai/paintings/rosierevised.jpg

    Note, this is EIGHT YEARS OLD. I have a better grasp of perspective now, but everything is still better with werewolves!

    Thumb up Thumb down +9

  30. joshpincusiscrying
    May 31, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    Maybe that fist will continue right on up to her face.

    Thumb up Thumb down +7

  31. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    May 31, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    Is this what happens when you put Rosie the Riveter out in the sun too long?

    Thumb up Thumb down +5

  32. milkshakesthecat
    May 31, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    Looks like Bea Arthur, anime style.

    Thumb up Thumb down +5

  33. sticksandtunes
    May 31, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    #9: Palin being a tranny would explain so much.

    Thumb up Thumb down +6

  34. HermesGoddess
    May 31, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    #27 made me laugh right out loud

    Thumb up Thumb down +2

  35. Thistle
    May 31, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

    Thumb up Thumb down -5

  36. mortalandpester
    May 31, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    I guess I’m the only one who looked at it and thought, “Spock in drag? What?”

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  37. HelenaHandbasket
    May 31, 2010 at 11:31 pm

    I wonder what the result would be if you hit Amy with an Ugly Stick? Deformed Rosie is way cuter.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  38. Thistle
    June 1, 2010 at 6:06 am

    laughs at the thumbs downers who apparently think that i shouldnt tell people not to use a derogatory term to describe a group of people.

    well then. off you fuck, now.

    Attempting to censor and control the language people use here is generally not well received. – HK

    Thumb up Thumb down +4

  39. Thistle
    June 1, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    helen, i dont give a rat’s ass if they use the proper terminology. its the derogatory slang that i object to. i recall a thread a few months ago where you said the exact same thing over the exact same word.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  40. Bronc Drywall
    June 1, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    “the word tranny to a trans person is the same as the n-word to an african american. please dont use it.”

    Rule #1 Stop saying —— is “just like using the n-word” because BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. This is lazy arguing, and it’s goddamn everywhere these days. “Tranny” isn’t even an insult. I’ve never heard one word about this being used in a pejorative sense. The only people who use it are trannies and people who are cool with trannies.
    (continued)

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  41. Bronc Drywall
    June 1, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    Real homophobes and narrowminded people don’t even know about the term “tranny.” They think it refers to a transmission. Christian Siriano used the term “hot tranny mess” 9,000 times on Project Runway, and I promise you they weren’t sitting up there in the editing bay white-knuckling it and fearing for their jobs.

    Thumb up Thumb down +2

  42. Thistle
    June 1, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    interesting how many of the people i talk to on a daily basis would disagree with you.

    talk about lazy arguing: just because “its everywhere” doesnt make it acceptable. nor is it made acceptable when people who are not trans say “its not an insult.” christian siriano isnt trans, and neither, i suspect, are you.

    they dont fear for their jobs for the simple reason that trans people lack the influence and political power to make it stick. but i will guarantee you that a lot of people…

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  43. Thistle
    June 1, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    …in the trans community were offended as hell by him using that terminology.

    if you think it is an acceptable term for use here at regretsy, you are welcome to it.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  44. Thistle
    June 1, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    ps. just a little reminder before i go:

    thread: http://www.regretsy.com/2009/11/18/pleather-chest/

    #165 Thistle :
    to a transgendered person, using the word “tranny” is equivalent to using the N-word to describe an african-american. simply not cool.
    Rate this comment: +3
    #166 Helen Killer :
    Thank you Thistle.
    Rate this comment: 0

    youre welcome. bye now.

    I still appreciate your opinion. – HK

    Thumb up Thumb down +2

  45. Mistletoe
    June 3, 2010 at 8:23 pm
  46. Thistle
    June 4, 2010 at 7:10 pm

    i defer to the obvious expert in ass talking. tell me, was it your first language at home or did you listen to tapes in your car?

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  47. Bronc Drywall
    June 4, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    You are WAY too touchy.

    Thumb up Thumb down +2

  48. Thistle
    June 5, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    honestly…i was hoping for a much better comeback, such as “no, i learned it from your mom”

    but you’re right, i can be very touchy about some things, i guess. we all have our hot buttons and that just happens to be one of mine.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  49. Erin
    August 3, 2010 at 7:31 am

    the math never lies.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

Leave a Reply