Auction 5 – SOLD!
Regretsy Cut Out Cat earrings – sold for the sphincter clenching price of $71.00!
(Earrings by Sugar Lilac Jewellery on Etsy)
The auctions have closed, and I want to thank all of you for your amazingly generous bids.
These auctions have raised $461.50 for The American Cancer Society’s Relay for Life. I’ve just donated it to Drea’s fund, bringing her total to $1,791.50.
Drea hopes to get to $2500, and I’d like to help her get there. So I’m donating ALL royalties for books purchased through the link on the left, and Amazon will kick in an additional 5%.
I’m going to keep donating royalties until Drea reaches $2500, or until the Relay on June 11. So far, we’ve raised over $170 with Amazon, so I really think we can close the gap by then.
Thank you all for your support. This is my 5th year as a cancer survivor, and I want to help other people have anniversaries like this too.
If you want to donate directly to Drea’s fund, use this link.

May 31, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Bought the book through your link when the auctions first went up. I couldn’t afford to bid, but I could do that. It came on Friday, and I’ve been enjoying it so much all weekend. As the sister of the survivor of a rare cancer, I want to say thank you for doing this.
And for all the fucking whimsy we can handle!
May 31, 2010 at 6:20 pm
Thank you so much, Lara.
May 31, 2010 at 6:50 pm
This is amazing…what a great way to start the (short) work week
May 31, 2010 at 7:03 pm
Cancer is such a bitch , it takes bigger bitches to fight it, so big ups to the spirit exemplified here.
Even if I wasn’t a huge cat lover,I’d dig these adorable earrings to pieces.
May 31, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Regretsy is so great, and this fact just keeps being reaffirmed.
May 31, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Helen/April,
I didn’t know that you’re a cancer survivor. Girl!! Go ‘head on with your bad self! You the best!
May 31, 2010 at 9:23 pm
I just bought the book! I saw it at an airport Barnes and Noble but I wanted to wait to buy it from Amazon. You kick ass, Ms. Killer!
Also, have you seen this?
http://www.avclub.com/articles/beyond-the-bathroom-26-impulsebuy-books-worth-keep,41638/
You’re #1!! The Onion AV Club thinks you kick ass too!
May 31, 2010 at 9:29 pm
Tinatime, I DID see it! I was so happy. Thank you for buying it!
June 1, 2010 at 1:36 am
Congrats on all the auctions! Great job!
I wonder if you could get Judge Mathis to donate a portion of his book sales, for all this free advertising.
June 1, 2010 at 2:49 am
Now I want to create whimsicle fuckery on purpose. SO BADLY.
A friend of mine used to show me individual Regretsy posts (the Poodle Silhouette one was the first she showed to me) but tonight I just spent several hours going through all 130+ pages of the blog.
My only regret(sy) is that I didn’t leave anything to read later :{
I’ll just have to buy the book >:}
June 1, 2010 at 3:31 pm
I still have the GLOWHARD wrist band Helen gave out when she was getting treatment. I was proud to glow along with her while she was radioactive
June 1, 2010 at 6:32 pm
I bought some of Drea’s cute hair baubles for the cause, and they are adorable! I’ve been a cancer survivor for 6 months now, and owe a debt of gratitude to Regretsy for keeping me laughing, even when it really fucking hurt. Thanks April and Drea!