This degree of bizarre, and they only ramble on in their description about being “in the know” to b ale to remove a crocheted bike seat? Don’t be shy-you made and listed it! Anyway, where’s the bunghole?
color me prudish, but i don’t think i could actually ride this, then park it & lock it, and be seen walking away from it.
the implications go way beyond simple transportation.
gawd, yet another scratchy acrylic vagoo. how will that keep you cool in summer and warm in winter? if it were wool, sure, but polyester just makes me sweat, not matter how cunningly it is formed.
I am sure I will eventually see one of these on a bike belonging to one of the bike crazed to the point of militant insanity car haters riding around here in Portland!
Oh, this is perfect! My dad took my bike last year (he doesn’t care its a girl’s bike) because he bikes when he’s not home to walk his treadmill. He’s been commenting on getting a new bike seat for it- for comfort.
And here we are with this listing… Father’s Day is coming up!
Wow! I can’t believe something I submitted actually made it. I like that she reports no reports of cover theft. Really? If it did happen, I would pay to see the police report.
And no doubt its creator thinks this somehow makes a stand for feminism and women everywhere, because nothing says ‘take me seriously as an equal’ like a twat seat cover.
if your seat is a dark color, a light colored cover would help keep it cooler if you have to leave it in the sun. if the cover were some breathable material, it would be less sticky than the pleather, or whatever, the seat is made of.
however, it is made of petroleum product plastic fibers. it fails on many levels.
#40 Skully are you trying to say that if you rub a vagoo just the right way a Jeannie will pop out? (glad it wasn’t Robin Williams) or is it a salute to the ultimate woman’s orgasm – the squirting vagoo…
” I do not recommend leaving your seat cover exposed to the elements, as this will cause excessive stretching and fading.” Nothing worse than an excessively stretched and faded vagina.
I climbed off the spin bike at the gym and my hoo hoo had gone numb. Maybe if I get one of these little gems I will have a less numb hoo hoo and the creepy dude on the eliptical will stop staring at my chest.
Yeah, why DOES this vagina have what appears suspiciously similar to a large penis hanging out of the bottom of it?? Is it Jamie Lee Curtis? Lady Gaga? What the I don’t even.
May 28, 2010 at 1:35 pm
I wonder if she could make me a Brazilian wax version for my bicycle?
May 28, 2010 at 1:35 pm
I must admit, I think this is great. I would totally buy one if I had a bike.
May 28, 2010 at 1:36 pm
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May 28, 2010 at 1:37 pm
This degree of bizarre, and they only ramble on in their description about being “in the know” to b ale to remove a crocheted bike seat? Don’t be shy-you made and listed it! Anyway, where’s the bunghole?
May 28, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Now why would I want to sit on another vagina? Where’s the penis one? If I need to excercise so badly, I might as well enjoy it…
May 28, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Makes me think of the Monty Python thing.
“Sit on my face and tell me that you love me . . .”
May 28, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Oh wow! This as actually pretty creative.
May 28, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I mean, yanno? It looks like some pink thing wearing a wig with muttonchops.
May 28, 2010 at 1:41 pm
In my neighborhood, you’d wake up to the sight of a tipsy college student violating your bike.
May 28, 2010 at 1:42 pm
wonder why it’s a vah-genie…does something pop out of it if you rub it right?
May 28, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Ironic sterility FTW.
May 28, 2010 at 1:43 pm
KitCameo… you could always get the finger one:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/47982692/middle-finger-bike-seat-cover-in-bright?ref=v1_other_1
there is a frankenstein & wolfman face too, if that’s more your thing
May 28, 2010 at 1:45 pm
color me prudish, but i don’t think i could actually ride this, then park it & lock it, and be seen walking away from it.
the implications go way beyond simple transportation.
May 28, 2010 at 1:45 pm
gawd, yet another scratchy acrylic vagoo. how will that keep you cool in summer and warm in winter? if it were wool, sure, but polyester just makes me sweat, not matter how cunningly it is formed.
August 30, 2012 at 7:02 pm
Don’t you mean “cuntingly formed?”
May 28, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Dang. My bike is pro-life.
May 28, 2010 at 1:47 pm
My thighs are chafing just looking at this thing.
May 28, 2010 at 1:48 pm
The real question is, are the handlebars also covered in brown fluff? I suspect a dye job, my friends…
May 28, 2010 at 1:52 pm
I am sure I will eventually see one of these on a bike belonging to one of the bike crazed to the point of militant insanity car haters riding around here in Portland!
May 28, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Ahh the return of vulvacraft. I’ve missed it so!
May 28, 2010 at 1:53 pm
I believe this may be an awesome anti theft device.
May 28, 2010 at 1:54 pm
#5, the penis edition is only available for banana seats.
May 28, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Well, this is nice for ladies who enjoy their transportation with a side of scissoring.
May 28, 2010 at 1:56 pm
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May 28, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Oh, this is perfect! My dad took my bike last year (he doesn’t care its a girl’s bike) because he bikes when he’s not home to walk his treadmill. He’s been commenting on getting a new bike seat for it- for comfort.
And here we are with this listing… Father’s Day is coming up!
May 28, 2010 at 1:57 pm
ew, i think that seat needs some monistat.
May 28, 2010 at 1:59 pm
It looks comfy.. but my ass would probably get really sweaty.
May 28, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Patty, I would pay cash money to see a photo of your Dad opening that on Father’s Day!
May 28, 2010 at 2:00 pm
“I have no reports of cover theft”
That’s because it’s a theft deterrent.
May 28, 2010 at 2:07 pm
But could you imagine how the police report would sound, had someone have the, err balls to steal something like this?
May 28, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Isn’t the furry part supposed to be in front?
PS Travelgrrl #9– you made me laugh out loud.
May 28, 2010 at 2:11 pm
lol #6 my husband sings that to me all the time. I thought he made it up.
May 28, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Wow! I can’t believe something I submitted actually made it. I like that she reports no reports of cover theft. Really? If it did happen, I would pay to see the police report.
May 28, 2010 at 2:14 pm
The taint area is quite defined.
May 28, 2010 at 2:15 pm
And no doubt its creator thinks this somehow makes a stand for feminism and women everywhere, because nothing says ‘take me seriously as an equal’ like a twat seat cover.
May 28, 2010 at 2:16 pm
#29: Unless your husband is Eric Idle, he probably didn’t! If your husband is, of course, my congratulations.
May 28, 2010 at 2:18 pm
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May 28, 2010 at 2:32 pm
It needs some red streamers sewn onto it coming out of the middle part. I love a bike seat with streamers.
May 28, 2010 at 2:37 pm
And this is why I’m proud to declare: “I’m 35 and I don’t know how to ride a bicycle.”
This makes me love my Honda Element more and more each day.
Eco-Conscious Fail
May 28, 2010 at 2:51 pm
More than one bottle opened to come up with this Vah-genie!
May 28, 2010 at 2:52 pm
you dont ride the vagoo – the vagoo rides YOU!
May 28, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Laughing so hard at this, thanks HK! Another Regretsy day, another vagina. I also like the bouquet of eyeballs seat cover.
P.S. What kind of bike seat even needs a cover? Unless it’s for rain.
May 28, 2010 at 3:05 pm
if your seat is a dark color, a light colored cover would help keep it cooler if you have to leave it in the sun. if the cover were some breathable material, it would be less sticky than the pleather, or whatever, the seat is made of.
however, it is made of petroleum product plastic fibers. it fails on many levels.
May 28, 2010 at 3:05 pm
oh, and that fur is gonna get hot in the sun.
May 28, 2010 at 3:10 pm
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/Regretsy/vagenie.jpg
May 28, 2010 at 3:29 pm
#5 something tells me she’s not into penis.
May 28, 2010 at 3:37 pm
For some reason, every time I look at this I keep seeing a really messed up emu.
My dad is a mad cyclist, and it’s his birthday next week. Maybe I should get him the Wolfman cover – it’d go great with his lycra and road bike.
May 28, 2010 at 3:45 pm
#40 Skully are you trying to say that if you rub a vagoo just the right way a Jeannie will pop out? (glad it wasn’t Robin Williams) or is it a salute to the ultimate woman’s orgasm – the squirting vagoo…
May 28, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Is it wrong to want to stick a super maxi with wings to it and walk away?
May 28, 2010 at 3:53 pm
I actually like this one:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/47982692/middle-finger-bike-seat-cover-in-bright?ref=v1_other_2
But it would have been so much funnier if she did it as the Shocker instead.
May 28, 2010 at 4:04 pm
@#43 Stretch: All I know is that now I have the I Dream of Jeannie theme song stuck in my head. Here’s a little better (not much) PS:
May 28, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Live strong, vaginas!
May 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm
” I do not recommend leaving your seat cover exposed to the elements, as this will cause excessive stretching and fading.” Nothing worse than an excessively stretched and faded vagina.
May 28, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Wow, I’ve never seen a merkin that you sit on…
May 28, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Makes me sweaty and itchy just to look at it. And for some reason I just hate to see Jeannie standing knee deep in twat…
May 28, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Didn’t we see a crocheted placenta a while ago?
Attach that to this with red streamers for a real conversation piece.
May 28, 2010 at 6:08 pm
At my age, a few bumpy bike rides and my vagina really could end up on the seat forever….
May 28, 2010 at 6:24 pm
It’s interesting that she first made this to cover up a leaking hole in the gel seat.
May 28, 2010 at 6:35 pm
I climbed off the spin bike at the gym and my hoo hoo had gone numb. Maybe if I get one of these little gems I will have a less numb hoo hoo and the creepy dude on the eliptical will stop staring at my chest.
May 28, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Would it make me bike-sexual?
May 28, 2010 at 6:44 pm
the second I saw this I thought Genie doll. Get yours now, hot off the press, the new Vad genie doll, by WHAM-O!
May 28, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Yo dog, I heard you like Vagina’s; so we put a vagina on your bike-seat so you can ride with your vagina on a vagina.
May 28, 2010 at 7:20 pm
The real genie here is that big cock right under the vagina. Methinks the bike’s a hermaphrodite!
http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/sunshynegrll/hermiecycle.jpg
PS – Suda, your string of honorifics cracks me up every time I see it.
May 28, 2010 at 10:30 pm
I’m certain that bike seat would eat my crotch, and not in the fun, kinky way.
May 28, 2010 at 11:11 pm
I’m confused. How am I supposed to ride the bike if my face is buried in the seat?
May 29, 2010 at 12:59 am
@62 VEDD, thanks, me too.
@64 Snark, I almost shook all my honorifics loose laughing at your comment.
May 29, 2010 at 4:34 am
Hmmm I wonder if it can be adapted for cutaway saddles…
May 29, 2010 at 9:28 am
I sent the link to my friend who does triathalons. I figure if she had this on her bike seat no one would ever take her bike by mistake!
May 29, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Total bike-seat-theft deterrent.
May 29, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I guess this picture answers my question.
http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/361288-upside_down_bike.jpg
May 29, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Yeah, why DOES this vagina have what appears suspiciously similar to a large penis hanging out of the bottom of it?? Is it Jamie Lee Curtis? Lady Gaga? What the I don’t even.
And this one? Just…no. http://www.etsy.com/listing/48001867/the-wolfman-bicycle-seat-cover
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June 10, 2010 at 9:46 am
Does this come in hairy penis and in cotton?
November 2, 2010 at 8:33 pm
one major drawback: once a month your bike drips chain grease.
May 17, 2011 at 10:57 pm
Wait, it’s not a pink unicorn with a fro? My bad.