I can’t believe no one has stolen the woolen vagina bike seat you’ve been sitting on for a year. You must live in a great neighborhood.
I wonder if she could make me a Brazilian wax version for my bicycle?
I must admit, I think this is great. I would totally buy one if I had a bike.
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WTF no wonder noone steals the covers. Who would want it?
This degree of bizarre, and they only ramble on in their description about being “in the know” to b ale to remove a crocheted bike seat? Don’t be shy-you made and listed it! Anyway, where’s the bunghole?
Now why would I want to sit on another vagina? Where’s the penis one? If I need to excercise so badly, I might as well enjoy it…
Makes me think of the Monty Python thing.
“Sit on my face and tell me that you love me . . .”
Oh wow! This as actually pretty creative.
I mean, yanno? It looks like some pink thing wearing a wig with muttonchops.
In my neighborhood, you’d wake up to the sight of a tipsy college student violating your bike.
wonder why it’s a vah-genie…does something pop out of it if you rub it right?
Ironic sterility FTW.
KitCameo… you could always get the finger one:
there is a frankenstein & wolfman face too, if that’s more your thing
color me prudish, but i don’t think i could actually ride this, then park it & lock it, and be seen walking away from it.
the implications go way beyond simple transportation.
gawd, yet another scratchy acrylic vagoo. how will that keep you cool in summer and warm in winter? if it were wool, sure, but polyester just makes me sweat, not matter how cunningly it is formed.
Don’t you mean “cuntingly formed?”
Dang. My bike is pro-life.
My thighs are chafing just looking at this thing.
The real question is, are the handlebars also covered in brown fluff? I suspect a dye job, my friends…
I am sure I will eventually see one of these on a bike belonging to one of the bike crazed to the point of militant insanity car haters riding around here in Portland!
Ahh the return of vulvacraft. I’ve missed it so!
I believe this may be an awesome anti theft device.
#5, the penis edition is only available for banana seats.
Well, this is nice for ladies who enjoy their transportation with a side of scissoring.
Here’s a little birdhouse for your hole…
Oh, this is perfect! My dad took my bike last year (he doesn’t care its a girl’s bike) because he bikes when he’s not home to walk his treadmill. He’s been commenting on getting a new bike seat for it- for comfort.
And here we are with this listing… Father’s Day is coming up!
ew, i think that seat needs some monistat.
It looks comfy.. but my ass would probably get really sweaty.
Patty, I would pay cash money to see a photo of your Dad opening that on Father’s Day!
“I have no reports of cover theft”
That’s because it’s a theft deterrent.
But could you imagine how the police report would sound, had someone have the, err balls to steal something like this?
Isn’t the furry part supposed to be in front?
PS Travelgrrl #9– you made me laugh out loud.
lol #6 my husband sings that to me all the time. I thought he made it up.
Wow! I can’t believe something I submitted actually made it. I like that she reports no reports of cover theft. Really? If it did happen, I would pay to see the police report.
The taint area is quite defined.
And no doubt its creator thinks this somehow makes a stand for feminism and women everywhere, because nothing says ‘take me seriously as an equal’ like a twat seat cover.
#29: Unless your husband is Eric Idle, he probably didn’t! If your husband is, of course, my congratulations.
needs an anus sewn on the front tip.
It needs some red streamers sewn onto it coming out of the middle part. I love a bike seat with streamers.
And this is why I’m proud to declare: “I’m 35 and I don’t know how to ride a bicycle.”
This makes me love my Honda Element more and more each day.
More than one bottle opened to come up with this Vah-genie!
you dont ride the vagoo – the vagoo rides YOU!
Laughing so hard at this, thanks HK! Another Regretsy day, another vagina. I also like the bouquet of eyeballs seat cover.
P.S. What kind of bike seat even needs a cover? Unless it’s for rain.
if your seat is a dark color, a light colored cover would help keep it cooler if you have to leave it in the sun. if the cover were some breathable material, it would be less sticky than the pleather, or whatever, the seat is made of.
however, it is made of petroleum product plastic fibers. it fails on many levels.
oh, and that fur is gonna get hot in the sun.
#5 something tells me she’s not into penis.
For some reason, every time I look at this I keep seeing a really messed up emu.
My dad is a mad cyclist, and it’s his birthday next week. Maybe I should get him the Wolfman cover – it’d go great with his lycra and road bike.
#40 Skully are you trying to say that if you rub a vagoo just the right way a Jeannie will pop out? (glad it wasn’t Robin Williams) or is it a salute to the ultimate woman’s orgasm – the squirting vagoo…
Is it wrong to want to stick a super maxi with wings to it and walk away?
I actually like this one:
But it would have been so much funnier if she did it as the Shocker instead.
@#43 Stretch: All I know is that now I have the I Dream of Jeannie theme song stuck in my head. Here’s a little better (not much) PS:
Live strong, vaginas!
” I do not recommend leaving your seat cover exposed to the elements, as this will cause excessive stretching and fading.” Nothing worse than an excessively stretched and faded vagina.
Wow, I’ve never seen a merkin that you sit on…
Makes me sweaty and itchy just to look at it. And for some reason I just hate to see Jeannie standing knee deep in twat…
Didn’t we see a crocheted placenta a while ago?
Attach that to this with red streamers for a real conversation piece.
At my age, a few bumpy bike rides and my vagina really could end up on the seat forever….
It’s interesting that she first made this to cover up a leaking hole in the gel seat.
I climbed off the spin bike at the gym and my hoo hoo had gone numb. Maybe if I get one of these little gems I will have a less numb hoo hoo and the creepy dude on the eliptical will stop staring at my chest.
Would it make me bike-sexual?
the second I saw this I thought Genie doll. Get yours now, hot off the press, the new Vad genie doll, by WHAM-O!
Yo dog, I heard you like Vagina’s; so we put a vagina on your bike-seat so you can ride with your vagina on a vagina.
The real genie here is that big cock right under the vagina. Methinks the bike’s a hermaphrodite!
PS – Suda, your string of honorifics cracks me up every time I see it.
I’m certain that bike seat would eat my crotch, and not in the fun, kinky way.
I’m confused. How am I supposed to ride the bike if my face is buried in the seat?
@62 VEDD, thanks, me too.
@64 Snark, I almost shook all my honorifics loose laughing at your comment.
Hmmm I wonder if it can be adapted for cutaway saddles…
I sent the link to my friend who does triathalons. I figure if she had this on her bike seat no one would ever take her bike by mistake!
Total bike-seat-theft deterrent.
I guess this picture answers my question.
Yeah, why DOES this vagina have what appears suspiciously similar to a large penis hanging out of the bottom of it?? Is it Jamie Lee Curtis? Lady Gaga? What the I don’t even.
And this one? Just…no. http://www.etsy.com/listing/48001867/the-wolfman-bicycle-seat-cover
I know some girls around here that would need their’s the size of a tractor seat.
Does this come in Excercise Bike size so I can take it to the gym with me?
#71 Recovering Crack Baby : that is not a fat joke. I am referring to a Whore’s Hole.
Does this come in hairy penis and in cotton?
one major drawback: once a month your bike drips chain grease.
Wait, it’s not a pink unicorn with a fro? My bad.
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