Brideshead Regurgitated
You know what’s a great gift for the bride to be? A down payment on a house.
More importantly, why is everyone on Etsy always looking out the window? Everyone’s so emo, staring off into space and being all detached and shit. What the hell is everybody looking at?
Here’s your blank (PSD 356.8 KB)
UPDATE:
Bronc made us a non-Photoshop blank. Thanks Bronc! PNG Window blank
May 26, 2010 at 9:37 am
looks like a spaceballs prop
May 26, 2010 at 9:40 am
I don’t know but this reminds me of the family story of my Great Aunt and Uncle’s wedding night. Most of the drunkin family and friends played instruments and made loud noises, under the bedroom window, so they could not go to bed. I don’t know why this remind me of that but it does- window bride thing. IDK- I just know that I come from a long line of Crazy and I am self aware of that.
Did your Great Aunt also have a giant fake engagement ring on her head? Maybe they were trying to warn her not to go outside. – HK
May 26, 2010 at 9:41 am
I would like to attend the wedding of the woman who would wear this. Because it promises to be the most spectacularly tacky affair ever.
May 26, 2010 at 9:42 am
I’d be pissed to if that was all the bigger my ring headband was. I’d be embarassed to pass that down on the line.
May 26, 2010 at 9:42 am
If you like than you should’ve put a ring on it.
Oh, they did.
May 26, 2010 at 9:43 am
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May 26, 2010 at 9:44 am
I think they look out the window cause all of the metal doors are locked and the staff won’t let them out.
May 26, 2010 at 9:45 am
If I had to wear that thing on my head, Rosie’s crappy artwork would be looking pretty good to me, too.
May 26, 2010 at 9:47 am
May 26, 2010 at 9:55 am
Wistful? No wonder, with neighbors like that ,(except for the nice horse) who needs in-laws?
May 26, 2010 at 9:58 am
Materials: “Tiffany blue felt” /rolls eyes
This isn’t even the ugliest thing in her shop
May 26, 2010 at 9:58 am
Even the horse is speechless.
May 26, 2010 at 9:59 am
Does she have a big enough head for the wedding band?
May 26, 2010 at 10:04 am
Charles Tiffany is spinning in his grave right now…
May 26, 2010 at 10:05 am
Can we have a non-photoshop blank? Please…
But if you don’t have the layers, how do you get the image behind the window? – HK
May 26, 2010 at 10:09 am
i actually think is a nice bit of self-promotion, as in:
“hey there romeo, i’m fixin’ to be off the market. if you can do better than this gawk-worthy crap on my head, i’m all yours.”
that could work…
May 26, 2010 at 10:09 am
Must be the new headgear for the drunken bride to be during her bachelorette party bar crawl even more dorky than the stupid tiara they usually wear!
May 26, 2010 at 10:10 am
This just inspires me to whip up that line of cock ring jewelry I keep talking about.
Also, to start work on my new collection of facial moisturizers called Bukkake. (Don’t try to Tee Em it, it’s my idea!)
May 26, 2010 at 10:17 am
Well, she said she wanted a big ring …
May 26, 2010 at 10:20 am
I do believe if she saw Rosie O’Donnell out her window she wouldn’t look so zombiesque.
May 26, 2010 at 10:23 am
I realize I’m probably not supposed to try to understand these things, but here’s what I really don’t get about this: only indie hipster chicks are going to want to wear a kitschy, felt headband like this, but no self-respecting indie hipster chick is ever going to be so into engagement ring motifs that they’d want to wear this. Having spent more time than I care to admit in indie bridal circles, I can attest to this with 99% confidence.
May 26, 2010 at 10:26 am
If you like your head – you should put a ring on it
If you like your melon you should put a ring on it..
May 26, 2010 at 10:27 am
I mean, basically, anyone likely to be way into plastering engagement ring motifs all over everything is definitely NOT likely to wear a handmade, felt headband, even if it’s encrusted in crystallized unicorn poop and dehydrated fairies.
May 26, 2010 at 10:29 am
@nitebyrd-
If I saw Rosie O’Donnell out my window, I’d ask one the staff at the Wedding Asylum to change my medication.
May 26, 2010 at 10:39 am
I heart Lloyd Dobbler!
I think Etsy is the land of weird, odd, crazy and large objects to put on your head. I mean, really?
I never saw things like this on the street, ever.
Not even growing up in the ’80′s. We had deely boppers, but that’s about it.
May 26, 2010 at 10:43 am
OK, this link has nothing whatsoever to do with this headband, but it does sort of tie in all the posts from yesterday and there’s a robot (and everything’s better with robots):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlBP_ni7ggY
May 26, 2010 at 10:45 am
Well, I don’t have photoshop, so you guys got lucky..
Guess who she’s looking at?
http://i46.tinypic.com/f03de.jpg
May 26, 2010 at 10:46 am
@amazon-
The model looks like a reject from Wonder Woman’s Paradise Island. Though the women there wore negligees around, not ugly bikinis. I’d like to wrap that model up in the Lasso of Truth to find out why the fuck she agreed to that photo shoot.
May 26, 2010 at 10:56 am
I wanna see the animal the metallic gold leather comes from!
May 26, 2010 at 11:01 am
It’s cute…for a six year old, at a tea party.
And here:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v422/ekhanel/regretwindowdvader.png
Something something power of the whimsicle side something…
May 26, 2010 at 11:07 am
@15 – I have my sneaky ways…
May 26, 2010 at 11:07 am
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg194/kitcameo/scarywindow.jpg
“I PISSED IN YOUR GARDEN! HAHAHA… ooo a penny!”
May 26, 2010 at 11:12 am
I don’t know about the rest of you ladies, but I just enjoyed the little flashback to John Cusack… .he can can convo my ass any day.
May 26, 2010 at 11:13 am
Haha, okay, I’m game.
http://i47.tinypic.com/j8ptms.jpg
May 26, 2010 at 11:20 am
And because I can’t resist old memes:
http://i47.tinypic.com/99jtko.jpg
May 26, 2010 at 11:45 am
Here’s mine… when I went to “open”, I saw this photo and decided it was frightening enough to use here.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b80/psexypsychic/Miscellaneous%20junk/000window.jpg
And just in case anyone wants to see what he looks like when he’s not in “macro” mode on my camera, this is him… usually.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b80/psexypsychic/JASPER/APRILdogsDECK008.jpg
May 26, 2010 at 11:59 am
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/Regretsy/garden.jpg
May 26, 2010 at 12:00 pm
http://yfrog.com/5ckitteh1j
May 26, 2010 at 12:07 pm
OMFG- SKULLY. I love how your mind works.
May 26, 2010 at 12:09 pm
OH and Skully…I finally got brave and looked at the pics. I would like to thank you for not having the American Flag in your backyard.
May 26, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Great ass crack expressionism Skully,& nice touch of sewer-ealism too.
May 26, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Skully. You win. Nobody can top that. Nobody. Pure fucking awesomesauce.
May 26, 2010 at 12:23 pm
The first window was scary…then I saw Skully’s
May 26, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Warning: Window contains the freaky guy linked from yesterday’s post. And kitty.
http://fuzzybunnystew.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/windowregret.jpg
May 26, 2010 at 12:33 pm
She is obviously looking out the window pensively calculating to be sure she will actually kill, and not just maim, herself by crashing through the plate glass to escape the embarassment of that trashy felted headband.
May 26, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Don’t look out the window…
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b80/psexypsychic/Miscellaneous%20junk/000gumballa.jpg
May 26, 2010 at 1:15 pm
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May 26, 2010 at 1:19 pm
The John Cusack CONVO ME picture at the bottom is my favorite thing ever. The end.
May 26, 2010 at 1:19 pm
That cracker jack head bling won’t help her her when the chicken bitches show up in the yard…
(scurries off to try first photo-shop)
May 26, 2010 at 1:24 pm
#44 fuzzybunnystew
OK thats pretty fucking awesome too.. haha.
May 26, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Why you should spay and neuter your pets!
http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad257/Pahavit/Misc2/PleaseSpayAndNeuter.jpg
May 26, 2010 at 1:31 pm
What is that orange thing Rob White’s holding up to the window?
May 26, 2010 at 1:49 pm
@37 Skully, the only thing your pic needed was the chicken bitch statue in place of the bunny
May 26, 2010 at 1:52 pm
If there is another ring on the other side of Window Girl’s head, it would look like oddly-placed ear muffs.
May 26, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Since I can’t use the blank, let’s imagine a loudly colored window poster shouting:
[Need A Divorce?]
[No Contest $200!]
[1-888-LAWYERS, ext YRFKT.]
May 26, 2010 at 2:50 pm
#26 Buzzkill To Teenagers
the best part was jumping the fries. ketchup knievel.
May 26, 2010 at 3:43 pm
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4008/4643346984_108e865c34_o.gif
May 26, 2010 at 3:47 pm
flickr does not appreciate your rendering, isus
May 26, 2010 at 3:48 pm
my last link was buggy; here’s the fix:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4643358708_0d72acec8b_o.gif
May 26, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Wouldn’t this make my ears ring?
May 26, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Here is mine
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4051/4642827519_72eb9326ca_o.jpg
May 26, 2010 at 6:18 pm
A late addition:
http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/sunshynegrll/windowgazing.gif
May 26, 2010 at 6:31 pm
That John Cusack/Say Anything ‘shop is pure win drizzled with awesomesauce.
May 26, 2010 at 9:23 pm
#62- OMG. Vile & EDD- I forgot about that-LOL. That is some funny shit.
May 27, 2010 at 3:05 am
Sheesh .. is it just me …. Am I a dirty old woman? … but that guy holding up the “Convo Me” invite seems to be … ahem … exposing …. ahem … something small and not too appealing …. Ahem …
May 27, 2010 at 3:58 am
@ #24 – Wlima, Definitely!
May 27, 2010 at 8:13 am
The fucking TV was on and this ad came on. Lucvkily it is on the web as well as i almost pissed myself as all I could think about was that fucking Birdhouse and the one Skully did.
https://www.buypeekaboo.com/?MID=851511&ysmwa=419OWSc672H_U7jtQ-Vowz2NSo2ivhqb4myEKVOk3AwxRKYdSoVDOLwHZiC1USQS
May 27, 2010 at 11:02 am
The Rosie one killed me, OMG LOL
May 27, 2010 at 3:26 pm
VEDD, that is awesome to the Max.
May 27, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Hmm…. might I suggest this for a first date along with a “biological clock” themed belt buckle or some such item. Nothing says first date like an engagement ring themed headband and a “gentle” reminder that time’s-a-ticking.
P.S. I would love to see reaction photo right after you open the door, for anyone willing to do this!!
May 27, 2010 at 9:04 pm
Here’s my first try: