Auction #5
All five of today’s auctions will benefit the American Cancer Society’s Relay for Life. If you’re interested in owning this item, click on the photo and you’ll be taken to the Ebay auction.
Because of language, I’ve had to list these items in the ADULT category, so you may not be able to bid from work. Sorry for any inconvenience, but I don’t want these auctions closed for any reason!
Sugar Lilac Jewellery on Etsy
May 24, 2010 at 3:55 pm
May 24, 2010 at 3:58 pm
that is a beautiful pic of you- i may need to photoshop out that mustache…LOL
those earrings are pure awesomesauce squared!!!
May 24, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Are they nickle free? Level seven or not, they’ll look like crap hanging from crusty, open sores.
May 24, 2010 at 3:59 pm
my what a dashing mustache! also, that flip flop looks comfortable enough to use as a travel neck rest.
and the earrings are adorable!
May 24, 2010 at 3:59 pm
LOL I think i can see tears in your eyes from laughing hard before taking these pics. Am I right?
May 24, 2010 at 4:00 pm
i bet taking all these model shots was a riot
May 24, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Oh man, this is my favorite of all the pictures you have up so far. It really captures the “what exactly is this person selling? everything looks the same level of retarded” feeling of some other etsy pictures. XD
May 24, 2010 at 4:01 pm
I have a sudden urge to go tie a flipflop to my head…
May 24, 2010 at 4:02 pm
While the items get better and better, so do April’s photos.
May 24, 2010 at 4:06 pm
static cling- i hope you’re fucking joking?
the earrings are adorable, and the earlobes that are showcasing them are even cuter
May 24, 2010 at 4:10 pm
You really should save these elegant accessories (flip flop, fingerless gloves) for your wedding day.
May 24, 2010 at 4:10 pm
My favorite part (aside from the obvious shoe and mustache) is that the photo of the earrings is taken on top of Judge Greg Mathis’ book.
May 24, 2010 at 4:11 pm
My pain in the assness is not of your concern.
Also the yellowessness of these ear thingys will likely change to blackesness later on making them a loathly addition to your goth-emo persona.
I think you better buy these – she’s serious this time…
May 24, 2010 at 4:11 pm
I’m winning!
May 24, 2010 at 4:11 pm
a) You are quite pretty, b) I am wearing those SAME flip-flops in black today…so SQUISHY! [ahem], and c)FOR THE LOVE OF ELK CAN YOU DO MORE AUCTIONS LIKE THIS IN THE FUTURE‽ These “model” shots and related mockery are HILARIOUS.
(DO YOU SEE HOW MANY CAPS I’VE USED? I AM EXCITED HERE!)
May 24, 2010 at 4:13 pm
These are the best product modeling I’ve ever seen. If more ads looked like this, I would own a whole lot more useless shit.
May 24, 2010 at 4:25 pm
This is the best picture so far! I may just have to go bid on these!
May 24, 2010 at 4:30 pm
I’m experiencing glowing-skin-related jealousy all of a sudden.
May 24, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Your makeup is exquisite.
Thank you ! I even put on false eyelashes today. I was trying to be fierce, like Tyra taught me. – HK
May 24, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Okay. No longer winning.
May 24, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Damn you drive a hard bargain. Since you have worked so hard to gloriously promote all this stuff, how about making us a calendar with these photos? But only of the months you like : )
That’s an awfully good idea. – HK
May 24, 2010 at 4:43 pm
I second the calendar idea!
May 24, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Whomever is responsible for taking these pictures deserves a photo credit, because they are awesome.
I third (or whateverth) the request for a calendar. April posing with Regretsy items in a calendar. I would buy it!
Bronc Drywall is responsible for
the glorious photosall that is cool and ass-kicking in the world. – HKMay 24, 2010 at 5:02 pm
And you can do it on Zazzle. Huzzah
May 24, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Yay! I want one! Can you make every month April, you know, for that touch of whimsicle narcissism that would both enliven and improve my everyday life?
May 24, 2010 at 5:06 pm
That Fucking Cat.LOL. Do you know where those dirty.dirty.things have been?
Holy Anti-Bacterial- Killer what have you stepped in before putting that thong on your head.
May 24, 2010 at 5:15 pm
What a hottie!
May 24, 2010 at 5:16 pm
#23 PaintedKitty : / HK Comment
HAHA I suspected as much! Bronc is a pro!
PS: That mustache is FEROSH!
May 24, 2010 at 5:20 pm
LOVE the calendar idea! I hope you had as much fun staging and taking them as we all did looking at them!
May 24, 2010 at 6:06 pm
So…is that a shot from HMS Pinafuckery?
May 24, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Oh, the laughing hurts so much! I can’t breathe!
May 24, 2010 at 7:23 pm
aw, see how beautiful you are when you smile! (ok, all the shots look great.)
i vote calender as well b/c, due to the generosity of all you fuckers, i won’t be able to afford any of the auctions. i’ll just have to hit that donate link i guess.
May 24, 2010 at 7:30 pm
OMDearEffingGawd. <3 <3 <3!
May 24, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Oh, hai, wait…I can see your digitus impudicus now. Is that the same pair of gloves? Hehe. Don’t care. You are made of the awesome.
May 24, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Everything about this is great. I am envious of your facial hair.
May 24, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Judge Mathis might deliver a ‘contempt of courture’
edict , just so he can personally put a bracelet monitor on your bad self.
May 24, 2010 at 8:30 pm
Hi friends , I’ve never posted here before, but wanted to let you all know these are 100 percent brass.
Saw some concern in the comments and just wanted to let you guys know!
Thanks this goes to a great cause!!
p.s. All the modeling is super hot, I gotta say. Love it!
May 24, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Oh HK…how can one person be so effing awesome?!
You just emanate whimbsical fuckery.
May 24, 2010 at 11:31 pm
Wow, this has been bugging me ALL DAY and I think I finally figured it out: HeyMichelle, right??
You’re so good! – HK
May 24, 2010 at 11:43 pm
Drat, outbid! Oh well, I made a donation instead. =)
May 25, 2010 at 7:35 am
“I finally figured it out: HeyMichelle, right??”
Oh, that’s why it so familiar…HAHHAA!
May 25, 2010 at 8:51 am
OMG………..I hope HeyMichelle doesn’t go on the forums, claiming “someone stole my photos” and are using them without her permission……waaaahhhhhhh!
And then shuts down her own thread for calling out.
May 25, 2010 at 8:53 am
P.S. I hope you didn’t use a permanent marker for your mustache!
You really should have used one of those popular fake mustaches on a stick!
May 25, 2010 at 10:23 am
@HK and #39 Kit: Holy crap, that’s hilarious!
May 25, 2010 at 10:35 am
Ahaha, the auction items are amazing!
I want the gloves you’re wearing though.
May 27, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Your always so sexy!