I shouldn’t care but still wonder: does this go directly over/on a vagoo, or is it a face mask? And isn’t Halloween months away? Not that it would make more sense…
I wonder if bloating and cramps are included?
Surely an alchemy cooture request wasn’t necessary,
as Etsy must be crawling with oodles of these ready made – off the rack & ready to go.
The indie artist “Esmirelda” (in the DC area) (in the early 1990′s) had a bevy of male back up singers and her stage set included a gigantic vagoo and legs. She would reach into the vagina from time to time to retrieve beer and other props. For one song (which may have been the yeast infection song, I don’t remember), the back up singers came out dressed as tampons (well tampon hats anyway), and (to be continued)
(Puttin’ on the Ritz)
Cooter suit
With lots of hair
Bloody tampon
Stuck in there
Which shoes will match?
Puttin’ on the snatch
(Possible double post, but I think my original comment disappeared.)
#32 You wrote:
“Just..why? Is it THAT much fun to walk into a room and have every single person go, “Oh God, what a fucking asshole”? ”
Yes. And then again, the wearer of this costume could reply to that very comment, with his thumb and index finger about one inch apart, “Nope. Missed it by THIS much.”
What? ONLY $100 for such an elaborate costume? Good luck kiddo. I think that’ll barely cover materials. If you want to shock, horrify, or confuse people, you have to be prepared to shell out for the very best.
Once you have the costume on…”you will send me a high resolution photograph of your vulva, along with a written description of her appearance. I complete the sculpture, and invoice you for the balance, plus shipping…” then you can buy the matching bowl!
Can You imagine the looks when this asshat pulls up to a light in the costume and a family in a minivans sees it? Or better yet, explain that to your grandma or mom who finds it or the evidence photos of him in it because there is no denying it is a “friend’s”
May 21, 2010 at 9:34 am
So only the hair can be gross looking?
May 21, 2010 at 9:36 am
Brazilians need not apply.
May 21, 2010 at 9:37 am
Oh bloody hell!
“Why did the Vampire bring a tampon to the blood bank…?
To make a deposit…
May 21, 2010 at 9:37 am
You can dress up, but you really shouldn’t go out.
May 21, 2010 at 9:39 am
Hell, I’ll pay $100 to see you wear it!
May 21, 2010 at 9:40 am
Hell, I’ll pay $100 to untell it ,unsee it & make them go away .
May 21, 2010 at 9:45 am
I’m worried to ask: “Will this be for a costume party or for a quiet night in?”
May 21, 2010 at 9:45 am
Perfect companion to the giant penis costume at April’s book signing.
May 21, 2010 at 9:45 am
“Ideally, it would include a bloody tampon.”
Really? That’s your ideal vagina?
May 21, 2010 at 9:50 am
Sounds like someone wants a companion piece to being a douche bag…..
May 21, 2010 at 9:51 am
Wow. I guess the costume store was out of the grumpy, pissed off Vagina costumes. Only had the happy, well groomed Vagina in stock…
May 21, 2010 at 9:51 am
I shouldn’t care but still wonder: does this go directly over/on a vagoo, or is it a face mask? And isn’t Halloween months away? Not that it would make more sense…
May 21, 2010 at 9:52 am
this gives new meaning to being a giant pussy.
May 21, 2010 at 9:53 am
I think he needs an asshole costume.
May 21, 2010 at 9:56 am
Well they must be wanting a handmade one….because they are available on Amazon for 40 bucks.
May 21, 2010 at 9:56 am
The photoshop potential here is staggering!
May 21, 2010 at 9:59 am
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May 21, 2010 at 10:08 am
I’m glad I lead a boring life.
May 21, 2010 at 10:10 am
That’s a party I don’t want to be invited to.
May 21, 2010 at 10:16 am
Do you think this is a guy? As a female I cannot see the fascination with bloody tampons.
I really hope this party and the MJ party are not related!
May 21, 2010 at 10:23 am
Maybe they need it for a play they are doing at
Menstrual Camp.
May 21, 2010 at 10:24 am
Can you imagine the dialog…(Putting on New York Mobster Accent)
“Hey…You wanna f**K with me….You wanna f**K with me…”
May 21, 2010 at 10:26 am
I hope no-one shows up in the same outfit. That would be awkward.
May 21, 2010 at 10:32 am
Tough crowd today!
I think my friend’s boss is attending the same party. He was requesting doll heads to hang all over his Lady Gaga costume.
May 21, 2010 at 10:50 am
Well, they’ve certainly come to the right place. Etsy sellers are positively obsessed with vaginas and tampons. Because it’s, you know, EMPOWERING.
May 21, 2010 at 10:52 am
I wonder if bloating and cramps are included?
Surely an alchemy cooture request wasn’t necessary,
as Etsy must be crawling with oodles of these ready made – off the rack & ready to go.
May 21, 2010 at 10:56 am
By just reading this nasty-assed request, I think that their personality alone would be enough of a repellent for attracting anyone!
May 21, 2010 at 11:05 am
Proud moment to know the request came from nearby.
What did Delaware? A vagina costume that included a bloody tampon with lots of really gross hair. Sounds like a good Delaware State t-shirt to me…
May 21, 2010 at 11:07 am
The indie artist “Esmirelda” (in the DC area) (in the early 1990′s) had a bevy of male back up singers and her stage set included a gigantic vagoo and legs. She would reach into the vagina from time to time to retrieve beer and other props. For one song (which may have been the yeast infection song, I don’t remember), the back up singers came out dressed as tampons (well tampon hats anyway), and (to be continued)
May 21, 2010 at 11:08 am
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May 21, 2010 at 11:08 am
and they stuck their heads into the ginormous vagina, and of course, they came out all red.
So, I guess it’s been done?
(and I generally dispose of my used tampons in a sanitary manner, but if someone wants to give me 100 bucks for them…)
May 21, 2010 at 11:28 am
Just..why? Is it THAT much fun to walk into a room and have every single person go, “Oh God, what a fucking asshole”?
May 21, 2010 at 11:37 am
This must be a request from a young boy, except for the price point .Gives new meaning to the term disposable(not discretionary) income.
May 21, 2010 at 12:00 pm
(Puttin’ on the Ritz)
Cooter suit
With lots of hair
Bloody tampon
Stuck in there
Which shoes will match?
Puttin’ on the snatch
(Possible double post, but I think my original comment disappeared.)
May 21, 2010 at 12:02 pm
From the web:
NSFW:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/42250034/mature-vagina-dentata-costume-dress?ref=sr_gallery_2&ga_search_query=vulva+dentata&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes=tags&includes=title
NSFL: (L=Lunch)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P1KK-Uc_jQo/RyzZXNRI5pI/AAAAAAAAATo/9YvzHX_QwmY/s320/vaginacostume.bmp
May 21, 2010 at 12:06 pm
“Ideally”: I THINK YOU’RE USING THIS WORD WRONG.
May 21, 2010 at 12:12 pm
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May 21, 2010 at 12:15 pm
#32 You wrote:
“Just..why? Is it THAT much fun to walk into a room and have every single person go, “Oh God, what a fucking asshole”? ”
Yes. And then again, the wearer of this costume could reply to that very comment, with his thumb and index finger about one inch apart, “Nope. Missed it by THIS much.”
May 21, 2010 at 12:16 pm
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May 21, 2010 at 12:36 pm
The only thing escorting that anywhere is a headless dick.
May 21, 2010 at 12:56 pm
What? ONLY $100 for such an elaborate costume? Good luck kiddo. I think that’ll barely cover materials. If you want to shock, horrify, or confuse people, you have to be prepared to shell out for the very best.
May 21, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Hi,
I’m looking for a costume to make all my friends uncomfortable. Ideally it would be insulting or off-putting at worst. I’d pay up to $100.
Thanks
May 21, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Maybe it’s for a Menstrual Show and he’s gonna sing Swanee.
May 21, 2010 at 1:35 pm
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May 21, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Hahaha, this gave me flashbacks of a college halloween celebration I went to. My friends were much more creative, though, and not nearly as nasty.
May 21, 2010 at 4:11 pm
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May 21, 2010 at 5:31 pm
Once you have the costume on…”you will send me a high resolution photograph of your vulva, along with a written description of her appearance. I complete the sculpture, and invoice you for the balance, plus shipping…” then you can buy the matching bowl!
May 21, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Deadline is Sept. 30 to give him a month to break it in before Halloween.
May 21, 2010 at 6:36 pm
coolpauper, someone should warn him not to leave the tampon in for that long.
May 21, 2010 at 8:30 pm
It sounds like someone who’s lived with one of those vagoo worshipers too long.
May 21, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Pretty sure the request is from a guy, as it’s the only way such a giant dick would ever get near one.
May 21, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Can You imagine the looks when this asshat pulls up to a light in the costume and a family in a minivans sees it? Or better yet, explain that to your grandma or mom who finds it or the evidence photos of him in it because there is no denying it is a “friend’s”
May 21, 2010 at 11:09 pm
I think this guy is trying to not get laid.
May 21, 2010 at 11:42 pm
Well, this one doesn’t have a bloody tampon, but it does have teeth http://www.etsy.com/listing/42250034/mature-vagina-dentata-costume-dress?ref=sr_gallery_2&ga_search_query=vagina+costume&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes=tags&includes=title. I just had to see if someone on Etsy had a vagina costume to sell. Which, not surprisingly it did. And with teeth no less.
I’m really hoping Etsy gets over this vagina obsession. I’m starting to resent mine.
May 22, 2010 at 12:16 am
Saw this very costume at the Theater Bizarre in Detroit last October.
May 22, 2010 at 6:33 am
“#55 redredred : I’m really hoping Etsy gets over this vagina obsession. I’m starting to resent mine. ”
Obviously, you hate yourself, and all wymyn.
May 22, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Oh, sorry, i forgot it’s wombn now.
May 22, 2010 at 4:54 pm
i bet you anything this was just someone conniving to get on Regretsy
May 22, 2010 at 10:02 pm
Not sure what their pitch is that requires a pussy suit, but maybe they could hit up Shawna Dempsey and see if she still has hers:
http://www.fingerinthedyke.ca/were_talking_vulva_mov.html
The good news is, you can’t get much worse than this. It actually made me scared.
May 23, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Just stick your head as far up someone’s vag as you can and go that way. My bad, I mistook you for a douche.
May 31, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Oh My God, I saw someone at Bay to Breakers dressed as a vagina. I wonder if it was the same person.
August 9, 2010 at 3:37 pm
@ #14 spandy
now their buddy needs a butt head one