My wife’s grandmother does birdhouses which feature the face of a cat. The mouth is the bird’s entry. I told her she needs to do one for the other end of the cat. It could be a double bird house. This is nearly what I envisioned and nothing like what I envisioned at the same time.
Is it wrong that I think this is hilarious? It sort of reminds me of those bent over people things that folks would put on their front yards back in the day.
Awesome PS, my favorite They Might Be Giants song:
These are my feelings, please respect ‘em
Say I’m the only wren in your rectum
Build a little birdhouse in your hole
“#33 Whawhawhatsis :
This guy definitely has taste. Bad taste, that is. Check out his wine bottle holder”
Now, the wine bottle holder I like. Of course, I have a Catbutt ™ air freshener in my car.
If I hadn’t had part of my elbow scooped out with a melon baller this afternoon, I’d photoshop a little something. But Norco + one handed typing is bad enough.
May 21, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Perfect for a wood pecker
May 21, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Goatse for birds. All that’s missing are the hands.
May 21, 2010 at 1:34 pm
My wife’s grandmother does birdhouses which feature the face of a cat. The mouth is the bird’s entry. I told her she needs to do one for the other end of the cat. It could be a double bird house. This is nearly what I envisioned and nothing like what I envisioned at the same time.
May 21, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I wonder if he takes custom order requests? I think there needs to be a mailbox made in this style.
May 21, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I’m having goatse flashbacks.
May 21, 2010 at 1:34 pm
i’m pretty sure even birds have more discriminating taste than this!
May 21, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Looks more like a gerbil house to me…
May 21, 2010 at 1:35 pm
This is perfect for those beautiful spring days when you sit in your garden and watch the little birds fly out of a man’s ass.
May 21, 2010 at 1:36 pm
great for those birds who prefer to fly by the moon light
May 21, 2010 at 1:36 pm
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May 21, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Why not go the full goatse? *has flashbacks to the Goatse Mac logo featured on here a while back*
May 21, 2010 at 1:37 pm
#4 Kit, Here’s your mailbox:
May 21, 2010 at 1:38 pm
This works too, Kit:
May 21, 2010 at 1:40 pm
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May 21, 2010 at 1:40 pm
All I can think of is the satellite dish coming out of Cartman’s ass-now that’s a birdhouse I’d like to see!
May 21, 2010 at 1:41 pm
“plugged with red oak wood”. Now that’s gotta be painful!
May 21, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Also maybe he needs more fiber.
May 21, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Is it wrong that I think this is hilarious? It sort of reminds me of those bent over people things that folks would put on their front yards back in the day.
May 21, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Perfect for a parrot that says “Polyp wanna cracker.”
May 21, 2010 at 1:43 pm
“Okay, Mr. Birdhouse, now I’m going to ask you to turn your head and cough.”
May 21, 2010 at 1:44 pm
I guess titling it “Plumber’s Anus” probably wouldn’t have had quite as nice a marketing ring…
May 21, 2010 at 1:44 pm
The side view of the birdhouse shows the bird perch. It looks like the butt is squeezing out a little blue log.
May 21, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Are butt hole crafts going to be the new vagina for 2010?
May 21, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Hey! I just the wood at the entrance hole! it’s a little blue pecker!
May 21, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Birds: don’t do crack!
May 21, 2010 at 1:46 pm
babies born in that hole will never lead normal lives.
May 21, 2010 at 1:46 pm
#8 denisewalks : Are you kidding me? If only I had this birdhouse, I’d do that EVERY DAY. And never fail to be amused!
May 21, 2010 at 1:46 pm
#22 gdpainter you are onto something vaginias are sooo last season bring on the ass!
May 21, 2010 at 1:48 pm
I’ll paraphrase They Might Be Giants: “Make a little birdhouse with your hole.”
You inspired me. See the edited post. – HK
May 21, 2010 at 1:48 pm
A bird in the ass is worth two in the bush.
May 21, 2010 at 1:49 pm
This is something that really needed to be immortalised in steel. The world surely is richer for this.
May 21, 2010 at 1:51 pm
ROFL Skully. Well played.
May 21, 2010 at 1:53 pm
This guy definitely has taste. Bad taste, that is. Check out his wine bottle holder:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/47527528/happy-guy-wine-holder-rack
May 21, 2010 at 1:58 pm
The new digs for the Catholic Cardinals who were defrocked.
May 21, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Will the entrance stretch to fit larger birds?
May 21, 2010 at 2:01 pm
A bird in the hand might not want to go near that thing.
May 21, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Does the seller include a bottle of lube for the birds?
May 21, 2010 at 2:13 pm
@Wilma
That would be a very scary photoshop.
May 21, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Actually it’s a brilliant design! The holes serves as an entrance and also provides ventilation.
May 21, 2010 at 2:21 pm
I’m not sure about birds, but I could see where dung beetles might like it…
May 21, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Originally designed specifically for the Nuthatch, but it kept banging repeatedly into the side…
May 21, 2010 at 2:26 pm
#28 joshpincusiscrying wins this entire day.
May 21, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Awesome PS, my favorite They Might Be Giants song:
These are my feelings, please respect ‘em
Say I’m the only wren in your rectum
Build a little birdhouse in your hole
May 21, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Well done, Josh, hope you get COTD!
May 21, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Cornhole anyone? He is marketing this for the birds when really he needs to make it slant a bit and call it a cornhole board.
May 21, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Think of it as a half-assed halfway house for wayward hummingbirds, who are looking for their guy in the helmet.
May 21, 2010 at 2:40 pm
“A bird in the hand can be very messy”
“A bird in your hole is kinky”
May 21, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Isn’t there some olde timey bit of wisdom, something like : “a canary in a hole of mine….”
May 21, 2010 at 2:48 pm
This is just asking to be fucked by drunken frat dude/redneck.
May 21, 2010 at 3:36 pm
I would really like to buy the Helen-improved version and send it to some of my cruder friends for Christmas.
May 21, 2010 at 3:45 pm
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May 21, 2010 at 3:50 pm
I say you slap a piece of Habitrail on there and use it for gerbils…
May 21, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Oops… Correction…
I say you slap a piece of Habitrail on there and pack it full of gerbils…
May 21, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Some birds brains are all in their ass.
May 21, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Just don’t light a match to see what’s inside!
May 21, 2010 at 5:32 pm
#41 melaniereece : “Originally designed specifically for the Nuthatch, but it kept banging repeatedly into the side… ”
…but the cockatoo made it right in…
May 21, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Helen, I’m tempted to buy your improved version! My proctologist has a birthday coming up
May 21, 2010 at 6:22 pm
I can’t believe none of you have noticed the shop’s name: KNOB CREEK!! Or maybe it’s just us Brits that use knob as another word for cock….
May 21, 2010 at 8:42 pm
“#33 Whawhawhatsis :
This guy definitely has taste. Bad taste, that is. Check out his wine bottle holder”
Now, the wine bottle holder I like. Of course, I have a Catbutt ™ air freshener in my car.
If I hadn’t had part of my elbow scooped out with a melon baller this afternoon, I’d photoshop a little something. But Norco + one handed typing is bad enough.
May 21, 2010 at 9:00 pm
It appears someone bedazzled the dungarees. Fancy!
May 22, 2010 at 6:30 am
They look like little reflectors-do birds like that?
May 22, 2010 at 9:09 am
I . . . don’t even know where to start. Oh, my.
May 22, 2010 at 10:42 am
this is so obscene, i want it! if only i had a yard…
May 22, 2010 at 7:10 pm
Wait a minute, I thought it was “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush” not the bum. Oh well, what’s an inch anyway?
May 23, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Josh and Helen: Awesomsauce! Of course, I will never be able to listen to that song with a straight face again…
@#58 (Mousey): My first thought was perfectly innocent. Knob Creek is a brand of bourbon.
100 proof.
Hey, it might explain a lot.
May 28, 2010 at 9:33 pm
Thank you to Helen and Josh (#29) – I love TMBG and am sitting here crying after reading that line…