That’s a lot more than the crack. That’s the whole alimentary canal.
Also, WOOD AT THE ENTRANCE HOLE
Perfect for a wood pecker
Goatse for birds. All that’s missing are the hands.
My wife’s grandmother does birdhouses which feature the face of a cat. The mouth is the bird’s entry. I told her she needs to do one for the other end of the cat. It could be a double bird house. This is nearly what I envisioned and nothing like what I envisioned at the same time.
I wonder if he takes custom order requests? I think there needs to be a mailbox made in this style.
I’m having goatse flashbacks.
i’m pretty sure even birds have more discriminating taste than this!
Looks more like a gerbil house to me…
This is perfect for those beautiful spring days when you sit in your garden and watch the little birds fly out of a man’s ass.
great for those birds who prefer to fly by the moon light
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Captian Cave Girl, that would be Richard Gere’s gerbil home.
Why not go the full goatse? *has flashbacks to the Goatse Mac logo featured on here a while back*
#4 Kit, Here’s your mailbox:
This works too, Kit:
All I can think of is the satellite dish coming out of Cartman’s ass-now that’s a birdhouse I’d like to see!
“plugged with red oak wood”. Now that’s gotta be painful!
Also maybe he needs more fiber.
Is it wrong that I think this is hilarious? It sort of reminds me of those bent over people things that folks would put on their front yards back in the day.
Perfect for a parrot that says “Polyp wanna cracker.”
“Okay, Mr. Birdhouse, now I’m going to ask you to turn your head and cough.”
I guess titling it “Plumber’s Anus” probably wouldn’t have had quite as nice a marketing ring…
The side view of the birdhouse shows the bird perch. It looks like the butt is squeezing out a little blue log.
Are butt hole crafts going to be the new vagina for 2010?
Hey! I just the wood at the entrance hole! it’s a little blue pecker!
Birds: don’t do crack!
babies born in that hole will never lead normal lives.
#8 denisewalks : Are you kidding me? If only I had this birdhouse, I’d do that EVERY DAY. And never fail to be amused!
#22 gdpainter you are onto something vaginias are sooo last season bring on the ass!
I’ll paraphrase They Might Be Giants: “Make a little birdhouse with your hole.”
You inspired me. See the edited post. – HK
A bird in the ass is worth two in the bush.
This is something that really needed to be immortalised in steel. The world surely is richer for this.
ROFL Skully. Well played.
This guy definitely has taste. Bad taste, that is. Check out his wine bottle holder:
The new digs for the Catholic Cardinals who were defrocked.
Will the entrance stretch to fit larger birds?
A bird in the hand might not want to go near that thing.
Does the seller include a bottle of lube for the birds?
@Wilma That would be a very scary photoshop.
Actually it’s a brilliant design! The holes serves as an entrance and also provides ventilation.
I’m not sure about birds, but I could see where dung beetles might like it…
Originally designed specifically for the Nuthatch, but it kept banging repeatedly into the side…
#28 joshpincusiscrying wins this entire day.
Awesome PS, my favorite They Might Be Giants song:
These are my feelings, please respect ‘em
Say I’m the only wren in your rectum
Build a little birdhouse in your hole
Well done, Josh, hope you get COTD!
Cornhole anyone? He is marketing this for the birds when really he needs to make it slant a bit and call it a cornhole board.
Think of it as a half-assed halfway house for wayward hummingbirds, who are looking for their guy in the helmet.
“A bird in the hand can be very messy”
“A bird in your hole is kinky”
Isn’t there some olde timey bit of wisdom, something like : “a canary in a hole of mine….”
This is just asking to be fucked by drunken frat dude/redneck.
I would really like to buy the Helen-improved version and send it to some of my cruder friends for Christmas.
This is rapidly quickening to a Goatse joke, and I don’t think I want to go there.
I say you slap a piece of Habitrail on there and use it for gerbils…
I say you slap a piece of Habitrail on there and pack it full of gerbils…
Some birds brains are all in their ass.
Just don’t light a match to see what’s inside!
#41 melaniereece : “Originally designed specifically for the Nuthatch, but it kept banging repeatedly into the side… ”
…but the cockatoo made it right in…
Helen, I’m tempted to buy your improved version! My proctologist has a birthday coming up
I can’t believe none of you have noticed the shop’s name: KNOB CREEK!! Or maybe it’s just us Brits that use knob as another word for cock….
“#33 Whawhawhatsis :
This guy definitely has taste. Bad taste, that is. Check out his wine bottle holder”
Now, the wine bottle holder I like. Of course, I have a Catbutt ™ air freshener in my car.
If I hadn’t had part of my elbow scooped out with a melon baller this afternoon, I’d photoshop a little something. But Norco + one handed typing is bad enough.
It appears someone bedazzled the dungarees. Fancy!
They look like little reflectors-do birds like that?
I . . . don’t even know where to start. Oh, my.
this is so obscene, i want it! if only i had a yard…
Wait a minute, I thought it was “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush” not the bum. Oh well, what’s an inch anyway?
Josh and Helen: Awesomsauce! Of course, I will never be able to listen to that song with a straight face again…
@#58 (Mousey): My first thought was perfectly innocent. Knob Creek is a brand of bourbon.
Hey, it might explain a lot.
Thank you to Helen and Josh (#29) – I love TMBG and am sitting here crying after reading that line…
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