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None For Me, Thanks

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  1. Skully
    May 18, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    CAKE OF POM POM!!!

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  2. HobbyTroll
    May 18, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    mmmmmmm hot glueee

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  3. Brandis
    May 18, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    Moldy cake covered in glue?

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  4. sudabaki©
    May 18, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    Materials
    pom poms, hot glue, paint, wood, gold leaf, cake, croquembuche, dessert, pastry, marie antoinette, 18th century

    So is it a sculpture or is it edible? If I have to try so hard to figure it out, I’m not buying it.

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  5. Brandis
    May 18, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    The feared Red-Spotted Mold that grows on a wet sponge that has sat out to long….

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/23147891/mini-napoleon-cakedessertpastry?ref=v1_other_1

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  6. Stretch65
    May 18, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    Eat the Pom Poms
    eat the Cheerleader
    save the world

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  7. Yzziefrog
    May 18, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Is this edible? Is this glue gun goo?

    I’m afraid. Someone hold me.

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  8. rodgertheshrubber
    May 18, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Send it to the Alchemy “no sugar” request. Probably will taste as good a anything made without carbs/sugar.

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  9. sudabaki©
    May 18, 2010 at 4:39 pm
  10. IscreamUscream
    May 18, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    miniature vom-vom cake, handmade by Barbie herself.

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  11. meanbeads
    May 18, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    Bukkacake!

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  12. Sculptor69
    May 18, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    didn’t one of these get featured before? or have I been having deja-vu nightmares?

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  13. Travelgrrl
    May 18, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    It would look like a real croquembuche if the traditional spun sugar webs were to scale, instead of looking like a French giant loogied on it.

    I have to give it a Fail.

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  14. flare
    May 18, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    ooohhh…Barbie’s French Bistro Party… All I got was Barbie’s Soviet Soup Line playset…. my sad childhood…

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  15. DTKMKihn.blogspot.com
    May 18, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    @sud, I thought sweetgum the minute I saw that thing. Nasty

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  16. Skully
    May 18, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    @#12 S69: I think you’re right, and I’m glad I’m not the only one suffering from deja goo.

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  17. razberries
    May 18, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    sculptor69- I think this seller has been mentioned before, but can’t remember which item.
    Now THIS dessert is cute…http://www.etsy.com/listing/19789959/mini-cherry-pie

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  18. cappysue
    May 18, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    hmm I think maybe this might be the perfect desert for the wtf alchemy chick. Well wait this person might want a fair wage for making the tiny cat vomit thing.

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  19. beqi
    May 18, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    Gesundheit.

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  20. Monstrosa
    May 18, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    Sorry, my Barbie’s only into pink layer cakes that match her space shuttle/minivan set.

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  21. fluffynotfat
    May 18, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    where have I seen this before?? Oh yeah, allergy season is upon us.

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  22. starrydreams
    May 18, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    #18 Hey cappysue! Looking at this made me think of one of your happy little penis paintings for some reason!

    Hey HK- check this out..http://www.etsy.com/listing/36951898/edward-cullen-twilight-inspired

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  23. sparklzebith
    May 18, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    Yum, hot glue and ass…

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  24. cappysue
    May 18, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    @22 I think it is the complete lack of realistic anatomy that made you flash on the penis :)

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  25. starrydreams
    May 18, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    #24 I stared at it too long and it morphed into a penis!!!

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  26. HermesGoddess
    May 18, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    This deserves a soundtrack. A soundtrack consisting entirely of “HORK!”.

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  27. HermesGoddess
    May 18, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    BTW if this looks like any penis you’ve been in close proximity to, get thee to a doctor. Stat.

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  28. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    May 18, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    Nobody move! I have to go photoshop something…

    Okay, you can move, but I’ll be back in a few minutes with a photoshop thing.

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  29. HomeAlone
    May 18, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    puke present from my yorkie was my first thought. She was the queen of mucousy vomit.

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  30. mtopia
    May 18, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Eight dollars? Maybe that’s normal, but the thing is only an inch tall. I think I’ll just make my own.

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  31. cappysue
    May 18, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    #25 I wish it would just morph into some thing with a face.

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  32. hamoza
    May 18, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    I get it now-you serve this to her Marie Antoinette clothespin doll($20.00) at your little French Bistro party, twenty eight bucks total. Or go out for a nice lunch at a French bistro instead.

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  33. raven
    May 18, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    So are there adults who buy fake food for their barbies? Please say no!

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  34. Esmeralda_m
    May 18, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    @#29 HomeAlone- I worked for years at various vet hospitals, and I concur. This has many, many qualities of “expelled from unidentified orifice of a sick dog” material.

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  35. IscreamUscream
    May 18, 2010 at 5:22 pm

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  36. Erin
    May 18, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    I don’t think I am ever going to look at a croquembuche the same way. :(

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  37. Random Jon
    May 18, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    Hmmm! Fresh cat vomit cake, complete with hairballs! Delicious!

    But wait, look at her other stuff, it’s hilarious! I’m totally putting the Edward Cullen clothespin doll on my wish list this year!

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  38. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    May 18, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    I present to you… my lame-ass photoshop!

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  39. Wilma Fingerdoo
    May 18, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    I don’t get the whole fake, miniature dessert thing, especially ones that look like big boogers.
    This would just be painful to watch my as I know my kids would attempt to eat these nasty things and I would be stuck cleaning up chunks of chewed up craft shit spit out all over my floor.

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  40. Mookie
    May 18, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    I’m pretty sure I stepped in something disturbingly similar to this, after one of the dogs had a sneezing fit!

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  41. HelenaHandbasket
    May 18, 2010 at 6:09 pm

    Nom-sea sponges iced with rubber cement?

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  42. ciaohowdy
    May 18, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    If Marie Antoinette saw this she’d be like, “Let them eat YEAAAARGH! What IS that?”

    In French.

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  43. joshpincusiscrying
    May 18, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    Oh, this was my favorite scene from “The Fly” with Jeff Goldblum.

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  44. geektastic
    May 18, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Croquempuke is more like it.

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  45. spareGus
    May 18, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    someone definitely crossed the streams here

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  46. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    May 18, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    ISUS and Patty – your pics are drizzled in Awesomesauce! Long, loud laughter, here.

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  47. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    May 18, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    V&EDD, that’s the first time my photoshop skills have been referred to as “awesome” in any way other than: “That’s awesomely bad.” :D

    Thinking of Goo…

    http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b80/psexypsychic/Miscellaneous%20junk/000goo.jpg

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  48. Buzzkill To Teenagers
    May 18, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    they made croquembouche on that cooking school show with the french chef in LA over the winter. It looked nothing like this.

    if I needed miniature desserts for some reason, I’d sooner get the erasers from japan for a buck apiece

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  49. janncri
    May 18, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    Every fucking morning my cats have horked up something like this…

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  50. Recovering Crack Baby
    May 18, 2010 at 8:00 pm

    Looks like cockleburs covered in goo.

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  51. geektastic
    May 18, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    #49 janncri :

    Every fucking morning my cats have horked up something like this…

    Me too, we should cover them in glue and sell them on Etsy.

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  52. martini
    May 18, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    First off…

    Spell the damn thing correctly… It’s Croquembouche or Croquenbouche (both rhyme with douche)… Got it…

    Secondly…

    “Note: I do ship internationally. Convo me for costs.”

    Yeah… Because it is going to cost a fortune to ship your one inch “cake/dessert/pastry” pièce montée la merde back to France for a decent fucking burial…

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  53. mamasaid
    May 18, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    Looks like the type of thing my cat vomits on the carpet in the middle of the night for me to step on in the wee hours of the morning.

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  54. Captain Pasty
    May 18, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    #38 Patty
    Woah, that’s so weird, I was just thinking how it looked like an Alien egg. And Alien3 just came on tv as well… . . creepyness

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  55. Captain Pasty
    May 18, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/49056744@N02/4620774008/
    I have to add my awful photoshop. Sticking to the sci-fi theme though.

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  56. mamasaid
    May 18, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    ^ Bahahahaha.

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  57. snarkeygirl
    May 18, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    I like the “German Chocolate Cake”, and the little pie in the bottle cap that she made. She does have some talent, but this thing is atrocious! It reminds me of that candle, the “Bukkakcake”, I believe HK called it, that was featured here some time ago.

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  58. IscreamUscream
    May 18, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    @#55 :lol:

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  59. thewhiterabbitaz
    May 18, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    Also featured in the adult film “Two Girls one Croquembuche.”

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  60. Thistle
    May 18, 2010 at 10:41 pm

    it looks like a turd covered in gastric phlegm.

    and 59…lulz

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  61. amazon
    May 18, 2010 at 11:25 pm

    Unfortunately, even real bakers can’t seem to get this pastry correct: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/12/merci.html

    p.s. those with deja vu, you may be getting your blogs mixed up ;)

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  62. hamoza
    May 18, 2010 at 11:32 pm

    @amazon-shoot, that thing looks like a croqueambush.

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  63. strawberrylumps
    May 19, 2010 at 5:34 am

    I’m going to make one out of Timbits™ and modpodge it. The kids will have so much fun pretending to eat it!

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  64. mamasaid
    May 19, 2010 at 7:38 am

    @amazon – thanks for introducing me to my new favourite site. You know, aside from regretsy.
    Although I must say their proper version still doesn’t look edible.

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  65. Stretch65
    May 19, 2010 at 8:37 am

    #35 I see the vodka bottle – is that a Chelsea Handler Barbie?

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  66. eternalgreenknight
    May 19, 2010 at 11:44 am

    Origin:
    < F, assimilated form of croque en bouche (it) crunches in (the) mouth.

    If the balls crunch in (the) mouth, you're doing it wrong. ouch!

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  67. SuperSnark
    May 19, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    This thing looks like what was in my son and daughter’s noses back when they started pre school and belonged to the new germ of the week club!

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  68. ecurve
    May 19, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    There IS a delicious French confection called a “piece montee”: a pyramid of cream puffs held together with icing and decorated with spun sugar. My mother (who’s French) made one for my sister’s First Communion.

    I feel the spirits of my (French) ancestors arise and recoil in horror at the sight of this.

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  69. HermesGoddess
    May 19, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    #61, I had never seen that particular cake wreck before, but I will tell you that I’m pretty sure I laughed harder at THIS than the actual cake wreck (or the Etsy “craft”)…and I quote: Croquembouche [CROCK-you-EAM-butchy]

    SERIOUSLY???

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  70. regretmenot
    May 19, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    glue..vomit…glue…repeat.

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  71. PussDaddy
    May 19, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    Looks like someone splooged on a pile of tribbles.

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  72. 42otherthings
    May 22, 2010 at 6:32 am

    #18 cappysue, I was thinking the same thing, it looks EXACTLY like cat hork.

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  73. JustJon
    May 22, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    looks like one of these

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiBS-V0mhtc

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  74. evacooper
    May 23, 2010 at 10:08 am

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