Wow. Geri was drunk?
I used to do a dead on imitation of her back in the day and was told I would go to hell for it.
Apparently, Chris Zimmerman will keep my spot warm.
This needs to be reported as discrimination, per the ADA. Geri is clearly relegated to a lesser, background, clothed depiction. On second thought, never mind; she’s the only one been left with a shred of dignity.
You have no idea how grateful I am to have never seen an episode of this show, so this is mostly a meaningless painting of “boobs of all ages”. (well maybe you may have an idea).
And now I will make sure I never do see an episode of this show.
Such detail! Right down to the freckles on Charlotte Rae.
Hey, Helen, don’t you know Mindy? Maybe you should alert her to this masterpiece. She might want to hang it over her fireplace.
Or put it in her fireplace. Burn it with fire.
“You take the good you take the bad
you take it all and there you have the facts of life”
Definately says it all. The good is that Mindy Cohen might actually like this. Mindy did call into Helen’s radio show just to say “CORNHOLE” (Helen & Mindy worked on voice overs together)
The bad …well…
I will say that when I saw Kim fields on Living Single I said “DAMN- Tootie’s got boobies”
Living Single? More like living double -D!!!
Oh dear heaven. This one is all the worse for me because I’ve actually *met* Charlotte Rae. I do *not* need the image of her bare boobies forever associated with her face in my mind….
Well, Mr. 2-in-the-pink-1-in-the-stink, Geri wasn’t retarded, she had Cerebral Palsy, OK? Remember how she was fired from Shakey’s because they didn’t like the way she tossed the salads?
@Edna, do you sell those edibles on Etsy?
Sure, I can order them on the internet but prefer to patronize Etsy sellers.
My meat eating man would love a bacon studded dark chocolate thong…
All I can think of is the Family Guy episode where they all had superpowers & Peter called for a giant sculpture of Mrs Garrett’s bust & he shapeshifted into her cleavage saying “note the sunspots on the left can” Then later when Adam West got cancer from rolling around in the radioactive waste, he was comforted by Mrs Garrett’s large bosom.
As a person who has Cerebral Palsy that’s so offensive. I know that it’s supposed to be a joke but, still…
Geri Jewel used to do stand up comedy and that was one of her jokes. And she has Cerebral Palsy. – HK
Hmmm. Geri shows her ripple while the others show their nipples. What would have happend had we waited a few more minutes and let Geri drijnk the ripple?
Well, you were right in saying that this painting was not Safe For Work. I cannot see how such a work of art would fit well in my home, office, or anywhere else that matters. However, it is always interesting to see what some artists can come up with.
May 15, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Edna’s Edibles, anyone?
May 15, 2010 at 12:21 pm
You know, there are some facts I didn’t need to know.
May 15, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Lord who knew there was a brothel at Eastland. Not only disturbed by the image of Tootie at like 14 but why the hell does Joe have a dog collar?
May 15, 2010 at 12:23 pm
You know how sometimes portraits look like the EYES are following you when you move around the room?
*shudders*
May 15, 2010 at 12:24 pm
I just want to know why.
May 15, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Wasn’t George Clooney on that show? I’m just sayin’.
May 15, 2010 at 12:25 pm
I’m not sure which traumatizes me more. Mrs. Garrett nude or Blaire fondling herself.
May 15, 2010 at 12:26 pm
This is one of those things I’ll never be able to unsee.
May 15, 2010 at 12:27 pm
I can’t stop thinking about Lisa Welchel hot saucing her kid.
May 15, 2010 at 12:30 pm
#8 DucksNew: Ditto.
May 15, 2010 at 12:31 pm
I always knew Blair and Tootie were packing.
May 15, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Upcoming projects by Chris Zimmerman:
-Gilligan’s Island
-Charles in Charge
-Maude
May 15, 2010 at 12:33 pm
I already googled and saw Bea Aurthur nude. Consider yourselves warned.
May 15, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Wow, sudabaki, and I was totally joking about Maude.
Thanks for the warning, and thanks for exposing your eyes to that so the rest of us don’t have to.
May 15, 2010 at 12:46 pm
I feel dirty.
May 15, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Wow. Geri was drunk?
I used to do a dead on imitation of her back in the day and was told I would go to hell for it.
Apparently, Chris Zimmerman will keep my spot warm.
On a boob note, at least they look realistic.
May 15, 2010 at 12:53 pm
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May 15, 2010 at 12:57 pm
This is great!
May 15, 2010 at 1:00 pm
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May 15, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Darts anyone? Even a chucker could score….
May 15, 2010 at 1:02 pm
“…consider yourselves warned”
@Suda–I do.
May 15, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Must. Have.
May 15, 2010 at 1:32 pm
How do we know this is not a one hit wonder? I’d like to see his take on “Diff’rent Strokes”.
May 15, 2010 at 2:09 pm
#13 sudabaki© : I was just wondering what this artist would do with The Golden Girls. I’m thinking I don’t want to google that.
May 15, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Really nailed Jo.
May 15, 2010 at 2:39 pm
#24 – So did everybody else *ba dum bum CHING!!*
May 15, 2010 at 2:52 pm
I feel funny…
May 15, 2010 at 3:09 pm
I could have done without seeing Mrs. Garrett naked…”Eight is Enough”
May 15, 2010 at 3:13 pm
This needs to be reported as discrimination, per the ADA. Geri is clearly relegated to a lesser, background, clothed depiction. On second thought, never mind; she’s the only one been left with a shred of dignity.
May 15, 2010 at 4:11 pm
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May 15, 2010 at 4:19 pm
I’m on my husbands computer. I’m leaving this as the desktop background (walking away whistling)
May 15, 2010 at 4:27 pm
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May 15, 2010 at 4:30 pm
You have no idea how grateful I am to have never seen an episode of this show, so this is mostly a meaningless painting of “boobs of all ages”. (well maybe you may have an idea).
And now I will make sure I never do see an episode of this show.
May 15, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Is it just me or does it look like a giant tongue between Tooties titties?
May 15, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Now the theme song’s stuck in my head:
There’s a time you gotta go and show
Your titties ’cause you’re such a ‘ho
The racks of life, the racks of life…
May 15, 2010 at 4:54 pm
well….you take the good….you take the bad.
I sure hope there is not a silver spoons painting to follow
May 15, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Thanks Skully, I never saw the show and could not figure this out. Sometimes being old is a good thing…
May 15, 2010 at 5:59 pm
I kind of miss the penis stuff now.
May 15, 2010 at 6:11 pm
i really need a view it in a room set in either The Mr. Belvidere house or the Alf house
May 15, 2010 at 6:29 pm
I’d like to see What’s Happening done.
To see Rerun naked wearing only his red beret would be out of sight.
May 15, 2010 at 6:52 pm
When I was younger (that is, in the 80s) and had that fluffy 80s feathered hair, I was told I looked a lot like Jo…
I can now say: NO. I did not. I did not look like Jo, not even back then.
May 15, 2010 at 7:46 pm
#40 nonononononoooooo!
Such detail! Right down to the freckles on Charlotte Rae.
Hey, Helen, don’t you know Mindy? Maybe you should alert her to this masterpiece. She might want to hang it over her fireplace.
Or put it in her fireplace. Burn it with fire.
May 15, 2010 at 8:01 pm
“You take the good you take the bad
you take it all and there you have the facts of life”
Definately says it all. The good is that Mindy Cohen might actually like this. Mindy did call into Helen’s radio show just to say “CORNHOLE” (Helen & Mindy worked on voice overs together)
The bad …well…
I will say that when I saw Kim fields on Living Single I said “DAMN- Tootie’s got boobies”
Living Single? More like living double -D!!!
May 15, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Stretch – just for you.
Mindy Cohn saying “Cornhole”
May 15, 2010 at 8:07 pm
#40 now I have a picture of Mable King and Shirley Hemphill naked
“Hey! Hey! Hey!”. AHHHHHHHHH!
May 15, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Helen! TY TY TY! Almost as good as getting COTD!
May 15, 2010 at 9:50 pm
OMG IS NOTHING SACRED?! WHAT’S NEXT, LITTLE WHOREHOUSE ON THE PRARIE?!
May 15, 2010 at 10:00 pm
Saturday Night Fuckery is served:
AFTER ALL, this was a FAMILY show, guys!
Hello Tootie.
May 16, 2010 at 8:37 am
Oh dear heaven. This one is all the worse for me because I’ve actually *met* Charlotte Rae. I do *not* need the image of her bare boobies forever associated with her face in my mind….
May 16, 2010 at 9:52 am
@#40 Wilma and #45 Stretch: Twat’s Happening? The horror…
May 16, 2010 at 10:51 am
Hey Edna, can I put my mug in your dark alley?
May 16, 2010 at 11:01 am
Watch out–this place is funny, until someone gets hurt!
I have the bruises to prove it.
May 16, 2010 at 11:15 am
@Bronc #51 ‘can I put my mug in your dark alley?’
Only if it’s a badgers lactate mug….
(you may kill me now)
May 16, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Get in line, Bronc, CWeb and Rob White were here first.
May 16, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Does anyone know what the C in CWeb stands for?
May 16, 2010 at 3:52 pm
But I’m free tonight, Bronc, if you want to play Pinch the Monkey.
May 16, 2010 at 4:11 pm
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May 16, 2010 at 5:05 pm
@Snarkoleptic
There are many possibilities under C.
May 16, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Well, Mr. 2-in-the-pink-1-in-the-stink, Geri wasn’t retarded, she had Cerebral Palsy, OK? Remember how she was fired from Shakey’s because they didn’t like the way she tossed the salads?
May 16, 2010 at 6:40 pm
#59 Edna’s Edible Undies :
Your Dame Edna gravatar is missing the mole and the glasses.
May 16, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Hmmm I kinda like this in a twisted perverted pop culture nippley way, just think what the in laws would say if this was above the fireplace!
May 16, 2010 at 8:36 pm
@Edna, do you sell those edibles on Etsy?
Sure, I can order them on the internet but prefer to patronize Etsy sellers.
My meat eating man would love a bacon studded dark chocolate thong…
May 16, 2010 at 8:40 pm
CWeb and Rob White? There’s no way I can compete with those two slices of beefcake.
May 17, 2010 at 8:24 am
I will soon, Hamoza. How about some pepperoni pasties to go with that bacon/chocolate thong?
May 17, 2010 at 9:08 am
There’s a place you have to go for learning
When your pecker’s got a painful yearning
For the facts of life, the facts of life
First there’s Blair, she’s got a perfect pair,
And meager jealous Jo wished she had mo’
On the Facts of Life, the Facts of Life
Ask for booty, and we will give you Tootie,
Or Natalie, for chubs, is the one to see,
On the Facts of Life, the Facts of Life
Never stare at, the ones of Mrs Garrett,
Lest you’re bolder, and like wrinkled boulders,
On…
May 17, 2010 at 9:11 am
I ran out of room, but I’m glad, because I wouldn’t have gone into Geri’s character.
May 17, 2010 at 10:01 am
Please, Dear God/Yahweh/Vishnu/Ann-Margaret, let there not be a Diff’rent Strokes painting?
May 17, 2010 at 10:40 am
Dear God please let this Artist do a brady Bunch painting. I would love to see it mixed up a bit. Amen.
May 17, 2010 at 10:48 am
This is just the thing to post on the Facebook page of my gay male cousin. Should give him a real complex about being a “Facts of Life” fan.
May 17, 2010 at 11:13 am
#64 -Awesome Edna, you ‘get’ it….if you’d do some nipseys tipseys in a spicy Italian pepperoni , my trousseau will be complete.
May 17, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Holy shit, this cracked me up! I actually sort of want to buy it. Is that wrong??
PS Gerri Jewell wasn’t drunk. She just dragged her fuckin’ leg.
May 18, 2010 at 4:22 pm
All I can think of is the Family Guy episode where they all had superpowers & Peter called for a giant sculpture of Mrs Garrett’s bust & he shapeshifted into her cleavage saying “note the sunspots on the left can” Then later when Adam West got cancer from rolling around in the radioactive waste, he was comforted by Mrs Garrett’s large bosom.
May 19, 2010 at 12:04 am
Is that Mrs. Garrett or a not-quite-anatomically-correct Divine?
May 19, 2010 at 2:08 pm
I actually like this. But would have no where to put it.
June 3, 2010 at 8:02 pm
As a person who has Cerebral Palsy that’s so offensive. I know that it’s supposed to be a joke but, still…
Geri Jewel used to do stand up comedy and that was one of her jokes. And she has Cerebral Palsy. – HK
July 29, 2010 at 1:10 am
Hmmm. Geri shows her ripple while the others show their nipples. What would have happend had we waited a few more minutes and let Geri drijnk the ripple?
July 12, 2011 at 6:01 am
You take the good you take the bad you take them both and then you have: BOOBS!!!!
July 13, 2011 at 4:56 am
Do you have to be an insider to understand what this is all about? I see only a painting of an artist who seems to like to show boobs.
August 13, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Brady bunch would be a sight to see!
November 11, 2011 at 7:10 am
PedoBear would approve.
September 29, 2011 at 12:51 pm
What next? A painting of the Golden Girls?
January 10, 2012 at 8:55 pm
Well, you were right in saying that this painting was not Safe For Work. I cannot see how such a work of art would fit well in my home, office, or anywhere else that matters. However, it is always interesting to see what some artists can come up with.