I think this is where I’m supposed to chime in with a Mr. Bill “ooooh nooooo!!!”, but I can’t figure out where to fit in the part about the transporters being down.
Last time I spilled milk duds at the theater & someone with buttered popcorn & raisinettes on the bottom of their shoes stepped on them , I got the same effect with alot less planning .
God Skully, I luv you for that . What an archival or is that archevil mind you have. Those tips do nothing to minimize the impact of that rack.Gee, cakewrecks , cookie wrecks , this is like having my birthday all over again.
I’m going to risk the thumbs downs and NOT make fun of these. They’re so obviously silly that they come all the way back around to…AWESOME!! I especially like the Hanson and Lady GaGa ones. Plus you could probably pull a usable thumb print of the artist off of them if you ever needed one.
The view it in a room was pure gold. Why was Worf the only one not turned into a half-assed Sculpey magnet? Because the ridges are hard to sculpt properly? The Klingon visage just doesn’t translate well into circles? Or is it because it would be a great dishonor to a proud Klingon warrior and he’d have to perform ritual suicide? Regardless, the look on his face seems to say “WTF happened to everyone’s heads?”
I love the VIIAR – the magnets look JUST like the actors! It’s uncanny.
No wait. Just the opposite.
I’m going to have to watch that new BBC “Hamlet” DVD I just got to remove the afterimage (David Tennant/Patrick Stewart/Shakespeare… who could ask for more?)
There once was a show called Star Trek.
Now crafters on etsy make dreck
To exploit memories
They’ll sell trek past(r)ies!
We’ll chip our teeth, but eh, what the heck?
Suda! great minds think alike – I was just 22 posts ahead of you. I wish TV Land would show “Car 54 Where are you” and show a really young Nipsey. That show had everyone: Herman Munster and Grampa, Mrs. Garrett and NIPSEY.
I thought he did a great job in Moby Dick… but I kept waiting for him to say “Tea, Earl Grey, hot.” Or, perhaps, “After that whale, warp factor 7, engage.”
Long time lurker, first time commenter, & hopefully know comment is to dum…
That view it in a room? I laughed, in my room, by myself, until I cried. For about five minutes. I had to shut my door & sit on my floor lest my housemates thought I was having a nervous breakdown.
THANK YOU. Thank you so much for bringing that into my life.
I was really hoping these were cupcakes. Geeking out and pigging out go hand in hand. Peeking out? Gigging out? …Neither sounds right. Help me create an appropriate mush-word, Regrestians.
May 13, 2010 at 1:32 pm
I really want Jr. Mints.
May 13, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Oddly, I am craving eggs and bacon.
May 13, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Man, that train nailed Geordi real good!
May 13, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Of course, these are fully licensed….. right?
May 13, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Is there something about flying at warp speed that makes everyones head perfectly round?
May 13, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I’m smelling a multipurpose possibility here, pet butt covers, nip tips? Nah , too butt ugly .
May 13, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Does “TNG” stand for “that’s not good?”
May 13, 2010 at 1:42 pm
No spelling errors, not photo’d next to cat hair on floor, and brief description…I think they’re cute.
May 13, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I think this is where I’m supposed to chime in with a Mr. Bill “ooooh nooooo!!!”, but I can’t figure out where to fit in the part about the transporters being down.
May 13, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Is that a slug crawling on Geordi’s face?
May 13, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Number One–make it so crappy!
May 13, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Outstanding VIIAR, btw!
May 13, 2010 at 1:45 pm
#10 , either that or it’s a poop squiggle.
May 13, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Is Geordi sticking his tongue out at me? Or does he just have poor facial muscle control? I can’t tell.
May 13, 2010 at 1:47 pm
That’s so ugly it hurts.
May 13, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Raz’s magnets are like the Borg compared to this Star Dreck collection.
May 13, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Are cooking bacon and eggs?
May 13, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Last time I spilled milk duds at the theater & someone with buttered popcorn & raisinettes on the bottom of their shoes stepped on them , I got the same effect with alot less planning .
May 13, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Best friends in space, on my fridge, and in my fever dreams!
May 13, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Boldly going where no crafter has gone before…
I remember that episode a bad transporter accident – AND EVERYBODY’S FACE MELTED
May 13, 2010 at 1:53 pm
I refuse to believe those have anything to do with any “Star Trek” incarnation.
May 13, 2010 at 1:54 pm
That is Geordi? I thought it was a Hostess cupcake…
May 13, 2010 at 1:55 pm
well…if this doesn’t cure my long-time crush on Patrick Stewart…nothing will.
May 13, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Sooooo, for about 2 minutes & 50 cents worth of materials,girlfriend is making a seven dollar profit? Oh yeah she ‘designed’ these.
May 13, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Wasn’t Data a robot thing? He looks so real, right down to the pores on his flat little face.
May 13, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Sadly after the laughter died down my first thought was “what a waste of cookies and sculpey”
May 13, 2010 at 2:11 pm
I don’t know about Star Trek but the one on the left resembles Kunta Kinte from Roots.
May 13, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Damn it, it sold.
My son could’ve really used some new hockey pucks.
May 13, 2010 at 2:15 pm
AAAAHAHA!! At first sight I thought those were cookies.
The View it in a room is awesome XD
May 13, 2010 at 2:18 pm
these are adorable, fuck tha haters
May 13, 2010 at 2:24 pm
I thought they were cookies at first and they seemed cute.
May 13, 2010 at 2:30 pm
http://www.etsy.com/listing/45539151/star-trek-magnet-set-kirk-and-spock
Does Spock look like a vampire to you??
May 13, 2010 at 2:32 pm
How does this….
http://www.etsy.com/listing/45394007/kris-allen-magnet
Look like this….
http://jun1013.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/kris-allen.jpg
May 13, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Is the Data one fully functional???
May 13, 2010 at 2:40 pm
For Hamoza:
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/Regretsy/luck.jpg
May 13, 2010 at 2:41 pm
I’m jealous because I can really only make chocolate chip well.
May 13, 2010 at 2:43 pm
#23 OMG I also love Patrick Stewart but ‘cringe’ thought his was really cute!
May 13, 2010 at 2:44 pm
For a moment there, I had to check the blog name. I thought I was at Cake Wrecks.
May 13, 2010 at 2:46 pm
I’m sorry, but that’s the worst rendering of Lamar Burton’s infamous banana clip sunglasses that I have ever seen.
May 13, 2010 at 2:50 pm
God Skully, I luv you for that . What an archival or is that archevil mind you have. Those tips do nothing to minimize the impact of that rack.Gee, cakewrecks , cookie wrecks , this is like having my birthday all over again.
May 13, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Suda, I am craving York Peppermint Patties, actually…
May 13, 2010 at 2:50 pm
oh shit, I meant LEVAR Burton. Lamar, Levar, Geordi, Jordy. Whatever.
I still say those banana clip sunglasses suck.
May 13, 2010 at 2:55 pm
I swear to god, without my glasses Geordi looked exactly like this:
http://annarborgrocerydelivery.com/shop/images/hostess_cupcake_tn.jpg
May 13, 2010 at 3:11 pm
http://www.etsy.com/listing/45300367/lady-gaga-magnet-telephone-style?ref=v1_other_2
This one looks like if Axel Rose and Madonna screwed and had a sculpey blob together.
May 13, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Damn my old brain. Would one of you gifted ‘shoppers please put a say what? balloon next to the Klingon guy for me?
May 13, 2010 at 3:14 pm
I’m going to risk the thumbs downs and NOT make fun of these. They’re so obviously silly that they come all the way back around to…AWESOME!! I especially like the Hanson and Lady GaGa ones. Plus you could probably pull a usable thumb print of the artist off of them if you ever needed one.
May 13, 2010 at 3:19 pm
LOL, I love how uncomfortable the Klingon looks.
May 13, 2010 at 3:22 pm
The view it in a room was pure gold. Why was Worf the only one not turned into a half-assed Sculpey magnet? Because the ridges are hard to sculpt properly? The Klingon visage just doesn’t translate well into circles? Or is it because it would be a great dishonor to a proud Klingon warrior and he’d have to perform ritual suicide? Regardless, the look on his face seems to say “WTF happened to everyone’s heads?”
May 13, 2010 at 3:38 pm
As cupcakes, adorable. As life like replicas, not so much. I like how you can still see thumb print ridges in the clay.
May 13, 2010 at 3:39 pm
I love the VIIAR – the magnets look JUST like the actors! It’s uncanny.
No wait. Just the opposite.
I’m going to have to watch that new BBC “Hamlet” DVD I just got to remove the afterimage (David Tennant/Patrick Stewart/Shakespeare… who could ask for more?)
May 13, 2010 at 3:49 pm
There once was a show called Star Trek.
Now crafters on etsy make dreck
To exploit memories
They’ll sell trek past(r)ies!
We’ll chip our teeth, but eh, what the heck?
May 13, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Suda! great minds think alike – I was just 22 posts ahead of you. I wish TV Land would show “Car 54 Where are you” and show a really young Nipsey. That show had everyone: Herman Munster and Grampa, Mrs. Garrett and NIPSEY.
May 13, 2010 at 3:56 pm
My first thought was ‘What in the hell did they do to that cupcake?!’
Regretsy — twice as much WTF when you aren’t wearing your glasses!
May 13, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Patrick Stewart has definitely been multipurpose.
I thought he did a great job in Moby Dick… but I kept waiting for him to say “Tea, Earl Grey, hot.” Or, perhaps, “After that whale, warp factor 7, engage.”
May 13, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Stretch, I didn’t see yours since I didn’t have my glasses on.
May 13, 2010 at 4:01 pm
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/luck.gif
May 13, 2010 at 4:08 pm
The seller has made one of Adam Lambert! I should buy it and use it as one of the buttons on my button-fly 501′s. http://www.flickr.com/photos/20760471@N04/4604652829/
May 13, 2010 at 4:12 pm
@Skully, looks like the Starship Enterprise needs new shocks.
May 13, 2010 at 4:15 pm
@Suda,
May 13, 2010 at 4:16 pm
#58, @suda, OMG the only thing funnier than the animated boobage is your comment. I wonder if you thought it with a straight face?lolllzzzz
May 13, 2010 at 4:29 pm
@Hamoza, Suda’s great at deadpan delivery
May 13, 2010 at 4:36 pm
LOL, Suda!
May 13, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Long time lurker, first time commenter, & hopefully know comment is to dum…
That view it in a room? I laughed, in my room, by myself, until I cried. For about five minutes. I had to shut my door & sit on my floor lest my housemates thought I was having a nervous breakdown.
THANK YOU. Thank you so much for bringing that into my life.
May 13, 2010 at 8:48 pm
Stop talking about cookies and cupcakes. I’m supposed to be on a diet here.
May 13, 2010 at 10:13 pm
I was really hoping these were cupcakes. Geeking out and pigging out go hand in hand. Peeking out? Gigging out? …Neither sounds right. Help me create an appropriate mush-word, Regrestians.
May 14, 2010 at 6:44 am
Star Wreck
They do look like cookies though.
May 14, 2010 at 8:02 am
#63 The new motto for the website: “It’s not a nervous breakdown – IT’S REGRETSY!”
May 14, 2010 at 8:52 am
My husband loves TNG; Geordi & Data are his favorite characters. The first thing that popped into my mind when I saw these: “Christmas 2010 – done!”
Yeah, they’re not good. But they are hilarious.
May 15, 2010 at 8:51 am
Awwww, I really like these! And I hate Star…Whatevers. But yes, I am reminded of junior mints and eggs & bacon…
May 15, 2010 at 1:44 pm
I love you Helen
May 18, 2010 at 5:04 pm
I hope what’s all over Data’s face isn’t what I think it is but times must be tough for an android….
September 29, 2010 at 11:47 am
This was my very own submission I am so proud!
November 10, 2010 at 7:44 pm
The one on the right is sticking his tongue out at me-what a whore!
December 30, 2011 at 1:11 pm
I think it’s totally racist there was no Warf rendition in the “view it in a room” pic.
Rabid anti-Klingonist.