WTF Alchemy Request
I don’t care if this is some bag tossing game they play in Iowa – a “cornhole” will always be your bunghole, as far as I’m concerned. So please don’t waste your time writing to me about it, because I can barely read as it is.
I don’t care if this is some bag tossing game they play in Iowa – a “cornhole” will always be your bunghole, as far as I’m concerned. So please don’t waste your time writing to me about it, because I can barely read as it is.
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May 7, 2010 at 9:34 am
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May 7, 2010 at 9:34 am
I just laughed out loud at work! And who the hell refers to themselves as Cornholemaster?
May 7, 2010 at 9:35 am
I like mine dripping in butter. Wait, what?
May 7, 2010 at 9:36 am
“Cornhole bag” sounds like a portable lavatory.
Must be for those no-frills Greyhound trips.
May 7, 2010 at 9:36 am
Urban dictionary search for Cornhole Master results:
1. Brown Route
2. Ass Jedi
3. Corned
4. Poopsmith
5. Fukerton
May 7, 2010 at 9:38 am
I’m sure someone will be able to cobble something together.
May 7, 2010 at 9:40 am
heh, heh, heh, heh….cornholio…heh, heh, heh.
shut up, beavis.
heh, heh, heh….CORNHOLIO!
May 7, 2010 at 9:40 am
Cornhole, ah- so thats what that thing on the cancanhumper is.
May 7, 2010 at 9:42 am
My brain can’t process this request. All I see are the words ‘cornhole’, ‘Cornholemaster’ and ‘give me some more ideas we can just go crazy’ and anything else they wrote just whizzes on by.
May 7, 2010 at 9:42 am
i am cornholio
i need TP for my bunghole
May 7, 2010 at 9:43 am
This person is asking for cornhole bags yet has the nerve to insinuate that colors out of the rainbow are not normal??
May 7, 2010 at 9:44 am
if you don’t remember MTV when it was more M than TV…you may not know beavis and butthead.
here ya go…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9kkxxfAqDk
May 7, 2010 at 9:44 am
http://www.cornhole-game.org/cornhole-bags.html
These are the official ones.
May 7, 2010 at 9:47 am
There are a few things I’d like to master before I die, thank god this is not one of them.
May 7, 2010 at 9:47 am
Does any other State have golf frisbee..please don’t let that just be us as well.
Corn mazes? Oh have corn mazes.please. anyone?????
May 7, 2010 at 9:51 am
RCB- I have definitely heard of corn mazes, but have never heard of cornhole (cornholing?) as a game
Learn something new every day!
But shop name is Cornhole Master? Really? What the fuck was this guy thinking? But hey, someone must know what he’s talking about as he’s sold 2 of them!
May 7, 2010 at 9:53 am
This listing makes me think of conservative family values politicians who enjoy tapping their foot in the bathroom stall at the local Greyhound station.
May 7, 2010 at 9:54 am
Cornhole?
#13 Recovering Crack Baby :
http://www.cornhole-game.org/cornhole-bags.html
These are the official ones.
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This site’s location is maybe a 1 1/2 hours away from where I live and the game is called Baggo around here!
May 7, 2010 at 9:55 am
We have corn mazes around here……..very popular at Halloween.
May 7, 2010 at 9:57 am
RCB, we even have corn mazes here in Los Angeles. I’ve never heard of golf frisbee though.
May 7, 2010 at 9:58 am
#18-I know, as I have never heard of cornholing- honestly. Beanbag toss is what we all say- even if they are not beans.
Beans and rice ans shit go in them neck things that heat up in the microwave as a heat pad for awhile. I know all you city people have the plug-in ones. We just don’t do it that way.
May 7, 2010 at 9:59 am
Until I saw adults playing the game on one of those house hunting TV shows last year, I honestly never knew anybody over the age of 5 *ever* tried this outside of a PTA carnival. I presume that it’s only played properly with liberal applications of beer, both before, during, and after? I can’t imagine anybody submitting to it willingly otherwise!
May 7, 2010 at 10:00 am
#19 takilasunrise : We got one all around us if the kids get away from you.
May 7, 2010 at 10:00 am
And I’ve only ever known it as beanbag toss, either.
Corn mazes are everywhere they can grow corn now, I think. There are a bunch of them around here every year.
May 7, 2010 at 10:06 am
It never ceases to amaize me the bullshit people come up with to amuse themselves.
May 7, 2010 at 10:07 am
RCB Got corn mazes.
At the summer fair they use corn kernels for bingo chips.
May 7, 2010 at 10:07 am
themselves *with*
May 7, 2010 at 10:07 am
I wonder if the Masters license plate says “Cornhle”
May 7, 2010 at 10:08 am
Alas, this page was funnier before we knew what the game was.
May 7, 2010 at 10:10 am
Corn kernals for Bingo- that’s a new one. Right now corn has just been planted. The kids are allowed to go outside as our traffic has been 2 ton tractors and their other 1 ton equipment. That has slowed so it is relatively safe until the corn grows and one may decide to venture into it. Then there is the river to worry about as well and mennonites- holy shit they run their kids over and kill them every year not kidding it is sad as hell.
May 7, 2010 at 10:11 am
That’s the most ill-conceived name for something since the “teabag” movement, and I think they originated in the same parts of the country.
May 7, 2010 at 10:14 am
Beanbags. This person is asking for beanbags and using the term “cornhole”? How.. Why.. What on earth??? I give up on people. Idiocracy is coming true.
May 7, 2010 at 10:17 am
Oh, I know your type! You SAY you will “reorder” on a regular basis if I can “do this” in a “timely fashion”, but after one “crazy” cornhole bag, you’ll never call again. ***sniff***
May 7, 2010 at 10:18 am
Horseshoes anyone?
May 7, 2010 at 10:19 am
Cow Tipping? We really do that.
May 7, 2010 at 10:22 am
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May 7, 2010 at 10:23 am
I immediately went back to the Beavis and Butthead days!
Love that the Cornhole Master wants to go crazy with it… I think he/she already did.
May 7, 2010 at 10:25 am
Dave Barry refers to Ruceville, Iowa in one of his books. We are very.very.very. near their and they had Mosquito Days. Everyone would gather along the river and spray OFF or other Mosquito Repellant at the same time…not kidding.
I think it is called the Mosquito Shoo Off or shoot off.
May 7, 2010 at 10:26 am
sorry Riceville, Iowa. Never did that but I bet they have some old-timer Cornholers their. You can bet I will be asking.
May 7, 2010 at 10:28 am
#15 RCB We have a Frisbee golf course out here in the N.O.LA ‘burbs. (In Lafreniere Park in Metairie, for curlytopnola, bootsy, FootofCanal and the others to whom I apologize for not recalling.)
May 7, 2010 at 10:33 am
Dude, cornholing is so passe – it’s all about the cornballing…
May 7, 2010 at 10:37 am
I wonder how many recipients of this are going to be sorely disappointed that it isn’t some sort of sex toy?
May 7, 2010 at 10:42 am
If I ever get the pleasure of seeing this game in action , I’m sure i’ll laugh my cornhole off.
May 7, 2010 at 10:45 am
Even though I never really liked them, I admit I went directly to Beavis and Butthead mode while reading the request. *hangs head in shame*
#15 Recovering Crack Baby- Wisconsin here and we have corn mazes and Frisbee Golf (that’s how they say it here) and Ultimate Frisbee.
And till I read everyone’s posts, I wasn’t quite sure what this was about (and I was a little scared)- the beanbag toss game I DO know.
May 7, 2010 at 10:47 am
I’ve played bean bag toss many times in my life, even made the boards myself. Once made one with a clown painted on it for some kids.
But if someone tries to interest me in a game of “cornholing”, they might end up with a knee in the gut.
May 7, 2010 at 11:01 am
They have this in Ohio too, when we first moved here you can imagine my sheer horror walking into the grocery store and seeing a HUGE selection of cornhole referenced t-shirts, horrified doesn’t even begin to describe it *cue banjo music*
May 7, 2010 at 11:05 am
I confess, I have played cornhole. and yes; I live in Iowa. Good call April. hehe
May 7, 2010 at 11:09 am
bags (i refuse to call it cornhole like some people do) is really popular in chicago. during the summer you always see people playing it on the sidewalk or at bars. i think it’s one of those left over things from frat houses. like beer pong.
May 7, 2010 at 11:15 am
Overheard at the laundromat (here in Iowa):
“Hey, man, I haven’t seen you for a while. Are you still cornholin’?”
“Uhh. What?”
“I say, are you still cornholin’?”
“I guess I don’t know what you mean…”
“Are you still holin’ corn?”
“Oh – HAULING corn? No, I’m all done hauling corn.”
May 7, 2010 at 11:23 am
Yeah, RCB, we have corn mazes, frisbee golf, and cornhole (we call it beanbag toss) in PA, too! Our board-with-a-hole-in-it stands up straighter though, so I guess the gameplay is a little different. (That was one strange sentence right there.)
Does anyone know WHY they call it cornhole?
That person needs this shirt. http://store.cottonfactory.com/cf-542.html
25 – Hamoza, I see what you did there.
May 7, 2010 at 11:23 am
Busybody I am coming over to cornhole with yah.
May 7, 2010 at 11:26 am
#50 knitvincible : Does anyone know WHY they call it cornhole?
Without checking. I think it is due to the bags being made of corn and having to throw them through a hole.
The slant is to knock others off that don’t make it to the hole.
May 7, 2010 at 11:30 am
#49 @ knitvincable-I guess you mean when I got all ‘corny’ ‘n shit…
May 7, 2010 at 11:45 am
http://cache.deadspin.com/images/2006/05/cornhole.jpg
I think I might have found him? Cornholemaster?
May 7, 2010 at 11:55 am
#30 @ RCB – And cow patty Bingo. Do you have that?
I know some Mennonites whose toddler almost drowned in a bucket of fresh milk. Toppled in head first!
If it wasn’t so scary, it would have been funny.
May 7, 2010 at 12:00 pm
But are they a member of the American Cornhole Association?
http://www.playcornhole.org/
May 7, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Orville Reddenbaccker was a pop-cornholio so maybe an upcycled microwave popcorn bag – preferably bedazzled?
May 7, 2010 at 12:10 pm
I do believe this game is more for the drinking folk……..very popular around here at the bars and camping and tailgating!
May 7, 2010 at 12:13 pm
#42 hamoza :
If I ever get the pleasure of seeing this game in action , I’m sure i’ll laugh my cornhole off.
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It kind of reminds me of playing horseshoes……..
(I almost left off of the “s”…horsehoes…LOL!)
May 7, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Next time I want to hurl an insult at someone here in the west , where we don’t play this little game, I’m so using ‘you cornhole bag’.
May 7, 2010 at 12:17 pm
They will be insulted for sure, hamoza! LOL!
May 7, 2010 at 12:19 pm
#55 spandy : NO. do tell what it is all about and I must know what State you live in.
May 7, 2010 at 12:19 pm
#60 takila-I bet I won’t be able to keep a straight face tho’…
May 7, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Yeah, you’ll be cracking up before you finish saying it!
Yeah, what’s weird, they play the game around here, but I’ve never heard it called that! And we grow plenty of corn in this neck of the woods!
May 7, 2010 at 12:23 pm
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May 7, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Here’s what it looks like:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=A9G_bDrzaORLmSgAVwqLuLkF?p=baggo&ei=utf-8&iscqry=&fr=sfp
May 7, 2010 at 12:27 pm
#59 hamoza : Next time I want to hurl an insult at someone here in the west , where we don’t play this little game, I’m so using ‘you cornhole bag’.
BAH AHAHAHA WE CALL ‘EM TOSSBAG’S OVER HERE.
May 7, 2010 at 12:28 pm
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/1115575Bevis-and-Buthead-I-am-the-G.jpg
May 7, 2010 at 12:28 pm
And you have to say Baggo with a Wisconsin accent:
“baygo”
May 7, 2010 at 12:51 pm
I’m from and live in Ohio, too, where cornhole is played and referred to as such, and even I still find it hilarious.
Cincinnati is one of the few places cornhole and 3-ways are family-friendly friendly activities. Yes a lot of people do it while drinking but it’s also considered a family activity.
(fyi skyline chili three ways are spaghetti chili and cheese)
May 7, 2010 at 1:03 pm
C is for cornhole thats good enough to EAT
CORNHOLIO – starts with C
Sesame Street’s “CORNHOLE MONSTER”
May 7, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Hum …. A “Beef Bashing Cornhole Bag” …. not quite as euphonious as that “Crab Hammering Dickbag” but close.
Do I gotta fill this thing up with corn or can I send you the empty bag. Makes a difference in shipping charges ….
May 7, 2010 at 1:27 pm
guy #1: “What did you end up doing with that girl from the party last night?”
guy#2: “We went back to her place and played some beanbag throwing game”
guy#1: “cornhole?”
guy #2: “no she just gave me a BJ”…. What about the girl you left with?
guy#1: We went back to my place. She turned out to be one of those right wing nutjobs that go to those protests.
guy#2: “teabagger?”
guy#1: “no, we just made out a little bit.”
May 7, 2010 at 2:30 pm
The CornHoleMaster inviting me to go crazy makes me snicker.
May 7, 2010 at 2:33 pm
#65~RCB Cow patty Bingo – You pen off an area where you’ve drawn a grid with chalk dust or something. Let a well fed cow meander while the crowd gathers to see which square she’s going to crap in.
It’s a game of chance, somebody wins. Not sure of the rules, I don’t have the patience to wait around for this shit to happen.
I’m in a province, not a state, one time zone east of you. Cheers!
May 7, 2010 at 2:34 pm
I have no idea what a cornhole bag is or what you do with one but I sure could make ‘em. I’ll go bid!
May 7, 2010 at 5:58 pm
I hope to never reach a point in my life where I proudly refer to myself as a cornhole master. In fact if this happens, please someone hit me over the head until the insanity stops.
May 7, 2010 at 6:47 pm
How about square dancing tractors?
Got those?
May 7, 2010 at 8:06 pm
beluga – “cornhole and 3-ways are family-friendly friendly activities”?!
Wow, wife-swapping is the ‘friendliest’ it gets around here.
May 7, 2010 at 8:07 pm
So, I know this game as bean bag toss (maybe because cornholin’ was too graphic for elementary school?) and in Arizona (metro Phoenix), we also have frisbee golf . . . I hate frisbee golf because I cannot aim the stupid frisbee >(
May 8, 2010 at 11:57 am
It is good to know that somewhere in middle America someone is bagging a cornhole right now.
May 8, 2010 at 10:09 pm
Am I the only one that wasn’t aware that ‘cornhole’ wasn’t a real word, or a real thing, outside of the realm of Beavis and Butthead?
May 8, 2010 at 10:10 pm
This made my brain turn inside out and crawl under the sofa.
May 8, 2010 at 10:14 pm
I thought cornhole and humpastuff meant the same thing.
May 9, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Damn you Regresty! I just want you to know I spent my day drinking mimosas and playing cornhole with my friends, and it was awesome.
May 9, 2010 at 9:38 pm
And by the way, it’s the Southern version of horseshoe. Maybe they play it in Iowa, don’t know, but it’s quite common in Kentucky and Georgia. Especially in dive bars.
May 10, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Hey, tossing cornhole bags are just not for Idiots Out Wandering Around (Iowa). We toss cornhole bags in Nebraska, too. *wink*
May 13, 2010 at 4:07 pm
#78 I thought you couldn’t possibly be serious when you said there were square dancing tractors.
Then I googled it.
Now I’m just sad.
March 28, 2011 at 11:27 am
come onnnn i was raised playing cornhole! i even played it in my junior high gym class, not even joking.