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Answered Players

Posted by Helen Killer

66 comments

Hail dungeon master, full of dice,
The campaign is with you.
Blessed are you among wizards,
And blessed is the map of your world, Greyhawk.
Holy Tiamat, Mother of dragons,
Pray for us players,
Now, and at the hour
of our saving throw.

Amen.

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May 7, 2010
4:34 pm

#1 catrpilrgirl :

Rise of the Dorkness!

Rate this comment: +23

May 7, 2010
4:35 pm

#2 HomeAlone :

How do you have 225 bucks to spend on this if you still live in your parents’ basement and play Dungeons and Dragons all day? I think she needs to re-think her target market.

Rate this comment: +69

May 7, 2010
4:35 pm

#3 nitebyrd :

If it weren’t for the price, I’d get this for my son ’cause he’s gonna need some mercy if he doesn’t stop playing games and gets a damn job!

Rate this comment: +74

May 7, 2010
4:37 pm

#4 Recovering Crack Baby :

225.00- got some other kinda gamer’s debt going on you need to pay

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May 7, 2010
4:42 pm

#5 maneatingflower :

Our Father, who art in Mordor…

$225 seems a bit steep. Can I pay in XP?

Rate this comment: +79

May 7, 2010
4:44 pm

#6 Patty has been abducted by an Alien :

The nerdy side of me just had a nerd-gasm.

The non-nerdy side of me just said, “Haaaa, nerds.”

Rate this comment: +87

May 7, 2010
4:49 pm

#7 Not Me :

The price is out there.
But as someone who makes prayer necklaces, I *love* the idea!

After all, the geek shall inherit the earth…

Rate this comment: +90

May 7, 2010
4:52 pm

#8 Radical Militant Librarian :

I feel like I should roll inish before posting….

Do I get experience points for this?

Rate this comment: +26

May 7, 2010
5:03 pm

#9 mtopia :

I wish she/he could have used a couple more variations of the word ‘geek’ in the description.

Rate this comment: +9

May 7, 2010
5:05 pm

#10 Griftastic :

I actually love this, it’d be a great conversation/joke piece at any gaming convention.

“Praying there’s no party wipe”
“Does this give a bonus to my Priest character?”
“Oh this? It’s for Saint O’Diceous, patron saint of Natural 20s”

Rate this comment: +52

May 7, 2010
5:06 pm

#11 Redshirt Knitting :

It’s a saving throw for Jesus!

Rate this comment: +24

May 7, 2010
5:08 pm

#12 Stretch65 :

First you get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect

Do whatever steps you want if
You have cleared them with the Pontiff
Everybody say his own kyrie eleison
Doin’ the Vatican Rag

Rate this comment: +28

May 7, 2010
5:20 pm

#13 ciaohowdy :

Thank you, Helen, for posting a seller on here with an accessible sense of humor. I was seriously beginning to tire of exclaiming “WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!” every time I browsed to Regretsy

Rate this comment: +26

May 7, 2010
5:22 pm

#14 quokkaqueen :

(S)he’s quite cunning in her pricing too, it’s $25 for half a pound of pre-drilled dice, which (after borrowing the boyfriends’ dice bag) is just under 60 dice so to get the (usual) 63 dice needed for making your own rosary you’d have to buy two bags…

Sorry, nothing actually funny to say about this, it actually looks sort of cool.

Rate this comment: +10

May 7, 2010
5:27 pm

#15 butterwort :

Oh man, D&D nerding and a Tom Lehrer reference. I AM AMONG MY PEOPLE.

Rate this comment: +34

May 7, 2010
5:46 pm

#16 Kisarune :

My Nerdy D&Der side just cried at how awful it looks. IT could look so much better! Where is the pride my geeky fellows?! WHERE IS IT?!

I mean, oi.. just… ugh! >.<

Rate this comment: +5

May 7, 2010
5:49 pm

#17 pantsmonkey :

All this is really missing is the purple felt Crown Royale baggie which is the natural habitat of all D&D dice.

Rate this comment: +94

May 7, 2010
5:52 pm

#18 sudabaki© :

Are Happy Birthdays in order for Hamoza and Leftfoot?

Rate this comment: +10

May 7, 2010
6:01 pm

#19 redredred :

Can someone, anyone, who is aware of gaming dice and their apparently geeky uses, please explain to me why it costs $225.00?

Rate this comment: +8

May 7, 2010
6:02 pm

#20 pantsmonkey :

Probably took a long time to make. The dice themselves don’t appear to be anything but average dice.

Rate this comment: +1

May 7, 2010
6:07 pm

#21 pantsmonkey :

I’m sort of tempted to send this link to a friend of mine. He’s a Catholic priest and a gamer. He’d probably shart from excitement.

Rate this comment: +53

May 7, 2010
6:13 pm

#22 haldol :

Dice for display only – please supply your own product shipped with chains only.

Rate this comment: +26

May 7, 2010
6:23 pm

#23 Buzzkill To Teenagers :

This is what needs to be done with all the dice the DM “ruins” by touching them (they never make a saving throw after that).

Did I say that out loud?

Rate this comment: +24

May 7, 2010
7:08 pm

#24 raven :

I think it is a really cute and creative necklace but the price? Yikes!

Rate this comment: +6

May 7, 2010
7:15 pm

#25 Street Corner Hooker :

If it wasn’t a rosary* I’d be all into the design, but still… not for that price.

*Nothing against the religious, I just have a tendency to get struck by lightning when I wear them.

Rate this comment: +10

May 7, 2010
7:32 pm

#26 HelenaHandbasket :

At that price, those better be painted crack rocks.

Rate this comment: +13

May 7, 2010
7:46 pm

#27 katesque :

I want! I want! I need! I need! And I will chant your poem before each gaming session.

I’m gonna make my own, though. That price is obscene. Seriously? You’re marketing this to -gamers.- We are all broke because a real job interferes with our game time.

Rate this comment: +19

May 7, 2010
7:55 pm

#28 spiritwunion :

Dude. When it doesn’t sell for this and she has to price it down, I so want it. I know I’m wrong.

My husband wants to know what she used as the holy symbol. Sign of Tempus?

Rate this comment: +11

May 7, 2010
9:09 pm

#29 hamoza :

I love you suda, big time.
It’s good to know you’re over the hill. Over the hill & in the valley of course, not ‘over the hill’ in the way that I feel.
Another year , another roll of the dice…

Rate this comment: +4

May 7, 2010
10:06 pm

#30 snarkeygirl :

I was totally going to buy this RIGHT NOW, then I scrolled down and saw the price. *sigh* I love this! BTW, my dice are in a Nightmare Before Christmas coin purse, and Jesus saves, he rolls 20s!

Rate this comment: +7

May 7, 2010
10:33 pm

#31 Fishy :

YES! YOU USED MY SUGGESTION

I’m glad to see other people are getting lols out of it too. I now have the urge to make a bunch of these myself and pass them out before a campaign.

Rate this comment: +5

May 7, 2010
10:55 pm

#32 Travelgrrl :

I had to order the dice beads. I don’t know what I’m going to make with them, but it’s going to be chic-ly geek!

Rate this comment: +5

May 8, 2010
12:52 am

#33 sticksandtunes :

I kinda like it, but it needs to be made with fancier dice for that price.

Admittedly, I’m a bit of a dice snob…I don’t buy jumbo bags because I want the smaller sets of super pretty ones.

Rate this comment: +9

May 8, 2010
1:17 am

#34 sudabaki© :

#29 hamoza: You don’t look a day over zygote in your profile picture. One of my favorite things about Regretsy, after the obvious, is that most everyone here is a full fledged adult. I hope you had an awesome day!

Rate this comment: +7

May 8, 2010
5:14 am

#35 Mrs.Vagoo :

Not the most sacriligeous thing on Regretsy by a long shot.

@pantsmonkey–thank you very much for the mental picture of a sharting priest.

Rate this comment: +7

May 8, 2010
7:02 am

#36 CrossedPromise :

I have a lot of D&D dice sitting around for my own crafting purposes… I’d bet the price is reflective of how many drill bits she broke while trying to drill the holes in those puppies. Hardest plastic known to man, seriously.
Best poem yet though honestly, an ‘Our Father’ of gaming. Best.

#33 Sudabaki Full fledged adults in body maybe but snarktastic giggling children on the inside.

Rate this comment: +18

May 8, 2010
8:27 am

#37 CrewBaby :

But will it keep me from being eaten by a grue?

Rate this comment: +12

May 8, 2010
8:29 am

#38 CrewBaby :

…And wearing this rosary should automatically give me +10 healing, +15 to dodge, and +30 should my character ever find herself in a foxhole.

Rate this comment: +10

May 8, 2010
8:50 am

#39 IndyJules :

The price is a little low to me; drilling all of those pieces must have been an ordeal. I hope being Regretsied gives her shop a boost.

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May 8, 2010
9:17 am

#40 StaticCling :

How many dice shattered, exploded, or melted to the drill bit to make this? If the dice were more coordinated, it would almost be worth 66% of the price.

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May 8, 2010
10:00 am

#41 Nequam :

Alternative title: Holy Rollers.

Rate this comment: +16

May 8, 2010
10:27 am

#42 sudabaki© :

#36 CrossedPromise: That’s the best kind of adult.

Rate this comment: +5

May 8, 2010
12:14 pm

#43 raven :

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May 8, 2010
12:21 pm

#44 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

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May 8, 2010
12:55 pm

#45 butterwort :

@raven: yeah, Catholics don’t wear their rosaries. Mmm, sacrilicious.

Rate this comment: +6

May 8, 2010
1:40 pm

#46 Mistletoe :

I know someone who would LOVE that. It’s a shame that a) I don’t have that kinda gold, and b) her birthday was last week. Damn.

Rate this comment: +1

May 8, 2010
1:48 pm

#47 MarchHare :

My 18 yo son and I are in agreement….this is totally badass!

Rate this comment: +7

May 8, 2010
1:59 pm

#48 Holytape :

This person obviously never read Jack Chick.

Dark Dungeon clearly states that the end result of rolling the dice is gaining supernatural powers, rejecting Christ and then being killed by the devil.

But then again, according to Chick Catholics are devils too.

Rate this comment: +8

May 8, 2010
2:42 pm

#49 hamoza :

Gamers lingo is lost on me , but for that kind of $, at least she could have used sterling wire.Nit-picking ,but just saying.
Holy shit @ Holy Tape, your work is fantastic!
Might have to snag the ‘Noah’ piece…I spied your sold ‘Nautilove’ & got the chills when I read :
‘love will remain until the end of time or at least until the next great extinction event’….how about ‘or until the next oil spill’, noting that it sold just after the explosion in the gulf…

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May 8, 2010
6:54 pm

#50 Notouch :

Blessed be thy game!

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May 8, 2010
8:59 pm

#51 beqi :

So now you can not get laid, but still feel guilty about it!

Rate this comment: +4

May 8, 2010
9:06 pm

#52 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

I remember a friend of mine had a mom that made him stop playing D&D with us because she didn’t know what it was and decided it was satanic.

These might have been handy back then.

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May 8, 2010
9:59 pm

#53 sparklzebith :

Quick story:
Ex-boyfriend became so obsessed with D&D and Magic blah blah blah nonsense, we had to break up.

I posted this link to his FB wall… I think he orgasmed instantaneously.
Too bad he could never figure out how to do that for a real person.

Rate this comment: +27

May 9, 2010
11:03 am

#54 StaticCling :

#48 Holytape , Is there anyone or anything that Jack Chick *doesn’t* demonize in cartoon form?

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May 9, 2010
11:36 am

#55 Fartinamitten :

Maybe I could start making these with regular dice for the Bunco crowd. We middle-aged, suburban moms tend to have more disposable income than those basement-dwelling dorks.

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May 9, 2010
6:28 pm

#56 kuba :

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May 9, 2010
8:05 pm

#57 Ms.Katy :

Oh, my DM,
Forgive us our sins
And lead all players to treasure,
Especially those in most need of thy XP.

Rate this comment: +7

May 9, 2010
9:28 pm

#58 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

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May 9, 2010
9:54 pm

#59 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

@ #56 Kuba “More important than a rosary is Mary herself, please show respect for both Her and those that hold Her in high regard.”

Who are you asking to “show respect for Her”?

The D&D Rosary seller?

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May 10, 2010
9:22 am

#60 Buzzkill To Teenagers :

#56 Kuba, sorry to tell you that Catholics don’t have a monopoly on prayer beads.

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May 10, 2010
3:04 pm

#61 nathancarter :

Jesus Saves! .. the rest of the party takes fire damage.

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May 11, 2010
5:59 pm

#62 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

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Rate this comment: -7

May 13, 2010
4:01 pm

#63 beqi :

Kuba, I think you may be the wrong audience for this website. I think you’re looking for http://www.landoverbabtist.com.

They love all kinda Jesus over there.

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May 13, 2010
4:03 pm

#64 beqi :

Dammit, the site is called http://www.landoverbaptist.org.

Damn Satan, making me misspell things.

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May 14, 2010
4:10 pm

#65 Iconoplast :

This is Brilliant. I had a little dorkbot conniption followed by a snort and had to push my glasses back up my nose with my index finger!

Let me tell you about this singing sword I got, when we were in the jungles of glabaron….

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Aug 3, 2010
9:12 am

#66 Erin :

Jesus saves …everyone else takes full damage.

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