Answered Players
Hail dungeon master, full of dice,
The campaign is with you.
Blessed are you among wizards,
And blessed is the map of your world, Greyhawk.
Holy Tiamat, Mother of dragons,
Pray for us players,
Now, and at the hour
of our saving throw.
Amen.
May 7, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Rise of the Dorkness!
May 7, 2010 at 4:35 pm
How do you have 225 bucks to spend on this if you still live in your parents’ basement and play Dungeons and Dragons all day? I think she needs to re-think her target market.
May 7, 2010 at 4:35 pm
If it weren’t for the price, I’d get this for my son ’cause he’s gonna need some mercy if he doesn’t stop playing games and gets a damn job!
May 7, 2010 at 4:37 pm
225.00- got some other kinda gamer’s debt going on you need to pay
May 7, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Our Father, who art in Mordor…
$225 seems a bit steep. Can I pay in XP?
May 7, 2010 at 4:44 pm
The nerdy side of me just had a nerd-gasm.
The non-nerdy side of me just said, “Haaaa, nerds.”
May 7, 2010 at 4:49 pm
The price is out there.
But as someone who makes prayer necklaces, I *love* the idea!
After all, the geek shall inherit the earth…
May 7, 2010 at 4:52 pm
I feel like I should roll inish before posting….
Do I get experience points for this?
May 7, 2010 at 5:03 pm
I wish she/he could have used a couple more variations of the word ‘geek’ in the description.
May 7, 2010 at 5:05 pm
I actually love this, it’d be a great conversation/joke piece at any gaming convention.
“Praying there’s no party wipe”
“Does this give a bonus to my Priest character?”
“Oh this? It’s for Saint O’Diceous, patron saint of Natural 20s”
May 7, 2010 at 5:06 pm
It’s a saving throw for Jesus!
May 7, 2010 at 5:08 pm
First you get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect
Do whatever steps you want if
You have cleared them with the Pontiff
Everybody say his own kyrie eleison
Doin’ the Vatican Rag
May 7, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Thank you, Helen, for posting a seller on here with an accessible sense of humor. I was seriously beginning to tire of exclaiming “WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!” every time I browsed to Regretsy
May 7, 2010 at 5:22 pm
(S)he’s quite cunning in her pricing too, it’s $25 for half a pound of pre-drilled dice, which (after borrowing the boyfriends’ dice bag) is just under 60 dice so to get the (usual) 63 dice needed for making your own rosary you’d have to buy two bags…
Sorry, nothing actually funny to say about this, it actually looks sort of cool.
May 7, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Oh man, D&D nerding and a Tom Lehrer reference. I AM AMONG MY PEOPLE.
May 7, 2010 at 5:46 pm
My Nerdy D&Der side just cried at how awful it looks. IT could look so much better! Where is the pride my geeky fellows?! WHERE IS IT?!
I mean, oi.. just… ugh! >.<
May 7, 2010 at 5:49 pm
All this is really missing is the purple felt Crown Royale baggie which is the natural habitat of all D&D dice.
May 7, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Are Happy Birthdays in order for Hamoza and Leftfoot?
May 7, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Can someone, anyone, who is aware of gaming dice and their apparently geeky uses, please explain to me why it costs $225.00?
May 7, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Probably took a long time to make. The dice themselves don’t appear to be anything but average dice.
May 7, 2010 at 6:07 pm
I’m sort of tempted to send this link to a friend of mine. He’s a Catholic priest and a gamer. He’d probably shart from excitement.
May 7, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Dice for display only – please supply your own product shipped with chains only.
May 7, 2010 at 6:23 pm
This is what needs to be done with all the dice the DM “ruins” by touching them (they never make a saving throw after that).
Did I say that out loud?
May 7, 2010 at 7:08 pm
I think it is a really cute and creative necklace but the price? Yikes!
May 7, 2010 at 7:15 pm
If it wasn’t a rosary* I’d be all into the design, but still… not for that price.
*Nothing against the religious, I just have a tendency to get struck by lightning when I wear them.
May 7, 2010 at 7:32 pm
At that price, those better be painted crack rocks.
May 7, 2010 at 7:46 pm
I want! I want! I need! I need! And I will chant your poem before each gaming session.
I’m gonna make my own, though. That price is obscene. Seriously? You’re marketing this to -gamers.- We are all broke because a real job interferes with our game time.
May 7, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Dude. When it doesn’t sell for this and she has to price it down, I so want it. I know I’m wrong.
My husband wants to know what she used as the holy symbol. Sign of Tempus?
May 7, 2010 at 9:09 pm
I love you suda, big time.
It’s good to know you’re over the hill. Over the hill & in the valley of course, not ‘over the hill’ in the way that I feel.
Another year , another roll of the dice…
May 7, 2010 at 10:06 pm
I was totally going to buy this RIGHT NOW, then I scrolled down and saw the price. *sigh* I love this! BTW, my dice are in a Nightmare Before Christmas coin purse, and Jesus saves, he rolls 20s!
May 7, 2010 at 10:33 pm
YES! YOU USED MY SUGGESTION
I’m glad to see other people are getting lols out of it too. I now have the urge to make a bunch of these myself and pass them out before a campaign.
May 7, 2010 at 10:55 pm
I had to order the dice beads. I don’t know what I’m going to make with them, but it’s going to be chic-ly geek!
May 8, 2010 at 12:52 am
I kinda like it, but it needs to be made with fancier dice for that price.
Admittedly, I’m a bit of a dice snob…I don’t buy jumbo bags because I want the smaller sets of super pretty ones.
May 8, 2010 at 1:17 am
#29 hamoza: You don’t look a day over zygote in your profile picture. One of my favorite things about Regretsy, after the obvious, is that most everyone here is a full fledged adult. I hope you had an awesome day!
May 8, 2010 at 5:14 am
Not the most sacriligeous thing on Regretsy by a long shot.
@pantsmonkey–thank you very much for the mental picture of a sharting priest.
May 8, 2010 at 7:02 am
I have a lot of D&D dice sitting around for my own crafting purposes… I’d bet the price is reflective of how many drill bits she broke while trying to drill the holes in those puppies. Hardest plastic known to man, seriously.
Best poem yet though honestly, an ‘Our Father’ of gaming. Best.
#33 Sudabaki Full fledged adults in body maybe but snarktastic giggling children on the inside.
May 8, 2010 at 8:27 am
But will it keep me from being eaten by a grue?
May 8, 2010 at 8:29 am
…And wearing this rosary should automatically give me +10 healing, +15 to dodge, and +30 should my character ever find herself in a foxhole.
May 8, 2010 at 8:50 am
The price is a little low to me; drilling all of those pieces must have been an ordeal. I hope being Regretsied gives her shop a boost.
May 8, 2010 at 9:17 am
How many dice shattered, exploded, or melted to the drill bit to make this? If the dice were more coordinated, it would almost be worth 66% of the price.
May 8, 2010 at 10:00 am
Alternative title: Holy Rollers.
May 8, 2010 at 10:27 am
#36 CrossedPromise: That’s the best kind of adult.
May 8, 2010 at 12:14 pm
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May 8, 2010 at 12:55 pm
@raven: yeah, Catholics don’t wear their rosaries. Mmm, sacrilicious.
May 8, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I know someone who would LOVE that. It’s a shame that a) I don’t have that kinda gold, and b) her birthday was last week. Damn.
May 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm
My 18 yo son and I are in agreement….this is totally badass!
May 8, 2010 at 1:59 pm
This person obviously never read Jack Chick.
Dark Dungeon clearly states that the end result of rolling the dice is gaining supernatural powers, rejecting Christ and then being killed by the devil.
But then again, according to Chick Catholics are devils too.
May 8, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Gamers lingo is lost on me , but for that kind of $, at least she could have used sterling wire.Nit-picking ,but just saying.
Holy shit @ Holy Tape, your work is fantastic!
Might have to snag the ‘Noah’ piece…I spied your sold ‘Nautilove’ & got the chills when I read :
‘love will remain until the end of time or at least until the next great extinction event’….how about ‘or until the next oil spill’, noting that it sold just after the explosion in the gulf…
May 8, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Blessed be thy game!
May 8, 2010 at 8:59 pm
So now you can not get laid, but still feel guilty about it!
May 8, 2010 at 9:06 pm
I remember a friend of mine had a mom that made him stop playing D&D with us because she didn’t know what it was and decided it was satanic.
These might have been handy back then.
May 8, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Quick story:
Ex-boyfriend became so obsessed with D&D and Magic blah blah blah nonsense, we had to break up.
I posted this link to his FB wall… I think he orgasmed instantaneously.
Too bad he could never figure out how to do that for a real person.
May 9, 2010 at 11:03 am
#48 Holytape , Is there anyone or anything that Jack Chick *doesn’t* demonize in cartoon form?
May 9, 2010 at 11:36 am
Maybe I could start making these with regular dice for the Bunco crowd. We middle-aged, suburban moms tend to have more disposable income than those basement-dwelling dorks.
May 9, 2010 at 6:28 pm
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May 9, 2010 at 8:05 pm
Oh, my DM,
Forgive us our sins
And lead all players to treasure,
Especially those in most need of thy XP.
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May 9, 2010 at 9:54 pm
@ #56 Kuba “More important than a rosary is Mary herself, please show respect for both Her and those that hold Her in high regard.”
Who are you asking to “show respect for Her”?
The D&D Rosary seller?
May 10, 2010 at 9:22 am
#56 Kuba, sorry to tell you that Catholics don’t have a monopoly on prayer beads.
May 10, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Jesus Saves! .. the rest of the party takes fire damage.
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May 13, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Kuba, I think you may be the wrong audience for this website. I think you’re looking for http://www.landoverbabtist.com.
They love all kinda Jesus over there.
May 13, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Dammit, the site is called http://www.landoverbaptist.org.
Damn Satan, making me misspell things.
May 14, 2010 at 4:10 pm
This is Brilliant. I had a little dorkbot conniption followed by a snort and had to push my glasses back up my nose with my index finger!
Let me tell you about this singing sword I got, when we were in the jungles of glabaron….
August 3, 2010 at 9:12 am
Jesus saves …everyone else takes full damage.
September 30, 2010 at 6:08 pm
i must say I had Noooo idea my rosary was on regretsy until a buyer came and purchased something. I just now came to look at it. Yes , it’s expensive but I love it and maybe would have a hard time to part with it. Pffftttt…. To top it off it was made when I was a vendor in artist alley at a Con. I love all the positive and negative comments. You guys crack me up! <3