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The Frock

Yeah, I don’t know about this one. I mean it’s okay I guess, it just feels like there’s something missing.

Oh, I know!

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58 comments on The Frock

  1. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    May 4, 2010 at 9:33 am

    At least it isn’t black and white horizontal stripes! Those are so *tacky*!

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  2. Calophi
    May 4, 2010 at 9:35 am

    I don’t really think that neckline is very elegant. At least it’s more well-made than most of the stuff that ends up here!

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  3. oddperson
    May 4, 2010 at 9:35 am

    “designed to make you feel a woman”??? talk about something missing.

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  4. 5erg
    May 4, 2010 at 9:38 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  5. Srsly
    May 4, 2010 at 9:38 am

    “I don’t know, officer. I’ve never groped a woman before. But then I put on this dress some lady on Etsy made…”

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  6. IscreamUscream
    May 4, 2010 at 9:40 am
  7. SuperSnark
    May 4, 2010 at 9:41 am

    Actually I would prefer a rutabaga if I must have a root vegetable dress, also model has a WPL in the front? Ew I can only imagine what the backside has!

    Patty, I see the alien has purchased his own regretsy book! :)

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  8. SuperSnark
    May 4, 2010 at 9:42 am

    Oops I mean VPL visible panty line-sorry I’m such a dumbass, I have no idea what the hell a wpl would be!!

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  9. itsdanilove
    May 4, 2010 at 9:44 am

    I thought this was going to be about the fact that the picture doesn’t even SHOW the dress as a whole in a single shot, because that’s making my eye twitch.

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  10. razberries
    May 4, 2010 at 9:45 am

    ha! is that MOTHRA behind the bars???

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  11. Fizziks
    May 4, 2010 at 9:48 am

    The Prisoner of Cell Block Huh?

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  12. hamoza
    May 4, 2010 at 9:50 am

    So flattering to all skin tones, but then again I have a slightly jaundiced eye.

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  13. sudabaki©
    May 4, 2010 at 9:50 am

    “designed to make you feel a woman”

    Right, a middle aged frumpy woman.

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  14. Wilma Fingerdoo
    May 4, 2010 at 9:53 am

    And it even comes with a handy cord belt to hang yourself.

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  15. hamoza
    May 4, 2010 at 9:54 am

    In the yard you’ll be the crudite-ist & nobody’ll mess with you.

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  16. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    May 4, 2010 at 9:55 am

    #7 SuperSnark- the alien abducted a copy of the Regretsy book!

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  17. meanbeads
    May 4, 2010 at 9:59 am

    Dear $DIETY, someone bought it! My hope for the fashionistas of the world, it has died.

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  18. buffoon
    May 4, 2010 at 10:00 am

    This was the star of Guantanamo Fashion Week.

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  19. hamoza
    May 4, 2010 at 10:03 am

    @ raz, even Mothra wouldn’t be caught dead actually wearing a salad she’d just made. Should be against the slaw.

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  20. emoney7
    May 4, 2010 at 10:03 am

    nice FUPA.

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  21. bondgurl
    May 4, 2010 at 10:03 am

    #7 & 8

    My first thought was “What? Is she wearing wool panties?”

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  22. willandwont
    May 4, 2010 at 10:03 am

    An alternate title for this could be “What the Frock?”

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  23. Chrisnyc1213
    May 4, 2010 at 10:07 am

    The vertical stripes are slimming. It’s a good thing.

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  24. AgoutiAvenger
    May 4, 2010 at 10:13 am

    This carrot wants to have a cowl.

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  25. Wilma Fingerdoo
    May 4, 2010 at 10:15 am

    If the Carrot dress makes a normal weight woman look like she has a gunt, I can only imagine how unflattering the Tomato dress would be.

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  26. joshpincusiscrying
    May 4, 2010 at 10:22 am

    Matches my hair.

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  27. steviesegel
    May 4, 2010 at 10:29 am

    **SOLD**

    OK…which one of you with women’s prison film fantasies bought it?

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  28. pplrdum
    May 4, 2010 at 10:34 am

    “The Original” ?? Is she trying to convince that this dress is so desired that there are knock-offs?

    I highly doubt it…

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  29. coolpauper
    May 4, 2010 at 11:03 am

    looks like it’s designed to make you feel like a cleaning woman to me.

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  30. coolpauper
    May 4, 2010 at 11:05 am

    I prefer a nice Carrot Top with Martin Shorts.

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  31. Efit
    May 4, 2010 at 11:14 am

    I like this dress! Regretsy-worthy? Not quite.

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  32. hamoza
    May 4, 2010 at 11:15 am

    While I’d call this schmata anything but elegant,she has some well made items in her shop & in her defense , having been to Israel many times, prisoners
    have more leeway in what they can wear , including clothes brought in by family etc. What IS strictly forbidden however, is wearing the colors of the Palestinian flag, red/ white/ black & green.

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  33. pplrdum
    May 4, 2010 at 11:17 am

    It’s a shame this is so unflattering; some of her other stuff is really cute.

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  34. Recovering Crack Baby
    May 4, 2010 at 11:19 am

    I hear these are superb with rubber sandals. I would not know as I have never had an OWI or any possesion of weed charges.

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  35. Recovering Crack Baby
    May 4, 2010 at 11:22 am

    The last time I felt like a women I was not in 70′s orange with a string around my waist.

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  36. Stretch65
    May 4, 2010 at 11:27 am

    AS SEEN ON PROJECT ALCATRAZ EXERCISE YARD
    Two hots, and a cot and a CARROT

    “Designed to make you feel like a woman” IN PRISON
    “It is very feminine” – just like most women in prison

    Seriously – does it end as a skirt ?
    Slacks? Skants? Feety pajamas?

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  37. nitebyrd
    May 4, 2010 at 11:28 am

    If you wear this does it mean you suddenly become a lesbian?

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  38. methuselah
    May 4, 2010 at 11:29 am

    This reminds me, I gotta gitmo spring clothes.

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  39. Stretch65
    May 4, 2010 at 11:31 am

    #34 “never had an OWI or any possesion of weed charges”
    - I once got caught with some dandelions…it wasn’t preety

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  40. StaticCling
    May 4, 2010 at 11:35 am

    ‘Designed to make you feel like a woman…” in a correctional facility.

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  41. PaintedKitty
    May 4, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Am I confused, or did Martha Stewart’s head get photoshopped into that prison picture?

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  42. Stretch65
    May 4, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    #41 BOTH!!!

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  43. Rotem
    May 4, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    I have checked her store, she has a lot of beautiful and _really_ flattering designs there. I have even checked her feedback, the customers even seams to like her.
    http://www.etsy.com/listing/44566865/asymmetric-wrap-dress-handmade-casual

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  44. SuperSnark
    May 4, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    #16 Patty, Ahh I should have known he would abduct not purchase, guess I needed more coffee this AM!

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  45. HelenaHandbasket
    May 4, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    I thought carrots were supposed to be slimming? Well F this, I’m going back to my QPC Diet.

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  46. beqi
    May 4, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    Looks like you skinned a Jersey Shore castmate.

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  47. beqi
    May 4, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    …in which case, bravo!

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  48. turnaround
    May 4, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    Yep, nothing makes me feel more like a woman than a piece of orange rope around my waist. What?

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  49. HermesGoddess
    May 4, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    I’m sorry but exactly why is it called “The Carrot dress” when she clearly states that the color is “Persimmon Orange”? Things like this really piss me off.

    Oh, and so does the fact that this thing looks like something my Mom would have bought at Goodwill in 1978.

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  50. batontwirler1
    May 4, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    #32 = so exactly how is it that you know what prisoners in Israel can and cannot do?

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  51. aroseisarose
    May 4, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    She *does* have some nice stuff; I’m all about the simplicity. But not THAT simple. (Pun fully intended.)

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  52. hamoza
    May 4, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    # 50 batontwirler1 ‘ exactly how do I know what prisoners in Israel can & cannot do? ‘
    Well, I’m not an expert on the penal system in Israel, but I have:
    Been there many times. Been married to an Israeli.
    Lived there. Speak Hebrew. Have a Palestinian friend here in the U.S. who did serve time in an Israeli jail, and last , have a close friend, a lawyer who is bilingual in Hebrew/Arabic, & has provided legal services to prisoners.

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  53. batontwirler1
    May 4, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    #52 – that’s cool. Glad you didn’t have any first hand experience with their penal system!

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  54. hamoza
    May 4, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    @batontwirler~Oy vey, I can only imagine. I hope you didn’t!

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  55. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    May 4, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    The perfect accessory for a Carrot Dress:
    http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/sunshynegrll/carrottopdress.jpg

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  56. toneman
    May 5, 2010 at 11:52 am

    Dig the Chin Dimple. That is totally Michael J. Fox wearing this dress in the first pic.

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    • ReynaVoop
      December 7, 2011 at 12:09 pm

      Really, faster than the dress, the masculinity of the model’s mouth/chin is what captured my attention.

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  57. HermesGoddess
    May 5, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    God, that penis art guy has overtaken THIS comment thread too. Look out, after viewing that stuff we all have tiny red Jewish penises infiltrating our brain!1!!!1

    Wait, what’s that you say? You were talking about the PENAL system in Israel? Oh. Right. Sorry. Carry on.

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