If you’ve ever wanted a charcoal drawing of a disembodied Asian baby head chewing on a miniature catcher’s mitt, I might have good news for you.

Look who I just saw at the supermarket.

Look at him, just picking out tomato sauce and shit. Like a person.

That’s right. This is my new BFF, Horatio Caine.

Just before we took this picture, he said, “Daddy came prepared.” He reached into his pocket and gave me a couple of pre-autographed picture cards and this.

I plan to wear it at my wedding.

On April 28th, Housing Works Bookstore in NYC is hosting a Regretsy book signing and live auction . Housing Works is a nonprofit bookstore and cafe, where all proceeds benefit homeless people living with HIV/AIDS.

If you see something here you want, come down to Housing Works and place a bid during the auction. The event starts at 7:00 PM, and all the details can be found here.

ARTIST’S STATEMENT: “This is an 8″ x 10″ print of an original oil painting. It has been mounted in a 20″ x 18″ custom black frame. Piece is signed, numbered and dated, and ready to hang in your dining room! Original painting created in 2001 and was inspired by a deer that had been hit by a truck. I live in Pennsylvania, where roadkill is a daily sight.”

This original painting is featured in the Regretsy book, and also appeared on the site last Christmas. And as an added bonus, Raven will be at the signing to scare the shit out of you in person.

FROM THE BOOK: “BRUTALITY OF HUMANITY: ROADKILL”
Signed and framed print by Raven Young
Etsy store: Dreadful Things by Raven
Value: $5.99 a pound