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So they cost $60, And she sells them for $60. How does she make money? One word . . . VOLUME!
Monthly Archives: April 2010
So I told you yesterday about seeing David Caruso in the supermarket.
The glamour continues.
Right now, as I type this, I am sitting on a Virgin America flight to NYC. Sitting in front of me, in red and black striped fingerless gloves, is Drew Barrymore.
I know. It’s too much.
I would love to get a picture of her, but I don’t annoy people on airplanes. You can’t get away, and that seems cruel.
Do you know how Fran Drescher got The Nanny? She was seated next to CBS jackhole Les Moonves on a 5 hour flight. By the time they landed, she had a series. Of course, he probably would have given her a Supreme Court appointment if it meant she’d stop talking.
Anyway, because you all seemed to enjoy my story yesterday, I thought I’d share this one with you. It happened two years ago, but it was one of the best celebrity encounters I ever had.
And now, back to the usual fuckery.
Tomorrow night, Housing Works Bookstore in NYC will be hosting a Regretsy book signing and live auction. Housing Works is a nonprofit bookstore and cafe, where all proceeds benefit homeless people living with HIV/AIDS.
I’ve been collecting your donated arts and crafts, and have put together 10 lots to auction off. I’ll be featuring one per day until April 28th. All proceeds will go directly to Housing Works.
If you see something here you want, come down to Housing Works and place a bid during the auction. The event starts at 7:00 PM, and all the details can be found here.
THE REGRETSY JEWELRY COLLECTION:
RED LEATHER JEWELRY BOX LOADED WITH FANCY ASS SHIT
Regretsy Jewelry Collection and Red Leather Jewelry Box
RETAIL VALUE: $340.00
Red Leather Jewelry Box
Value: $50.00
“A Set of Spares” necklace
By Ami Nyitray
Necklace made from antique dentist display
Sells for $45.00
FROM THE BOOK: Glow in the dark Zombie Brain necklace
By Kelly’s Keychains and Other Creations
Sells for $15.00
FROM THE BOOK: Charming Pond Scum necklace
By No Regretsy
Sells for $40.00
Sterling Silver “Regretsy” stamped rings (2)
By Anne Arden McDonald
Value: $100.00
FROM THE BOOK: Beaded Butterfly brooch
By Valentine Fiber Arts
Sells for $20.00
FROM THE BOOK: Feti ornament or pendant
By Feti: Weird But Cute
Sells for $10.00
Naked Lady Earrings
By Oh Boy Cat Toy
Sells for $10.00
Glass Penis Suncatcher
by Kit Strandberg
Sells for $10.00
Regretsy Pendant Necklace
By XXX LittWear
Sell for $20
Mini April and Regretsy “Queen of Snark” necklace
Sells for $20.00
By Razberries Designs
Happy bidding, and I’ll see you in New York!
