Sorry to shit in your Peeps, but I’m not going to be able to post any book cover contest entries today.

There are just so many of them, and they are all so huge, and they have to be re-sized and linked and uploaded and rubbed with garlic and rosemary and slow roasted to a golden brown. And I just can’t do it all. Not today, where there is so much candy to be eaten.

Tomorrow morning I’ll post everything all at once, and you can marvel at the rampant insanity of your fellow human beings.

But for now, bow your head and look down at that giant slab of ham on your plate; glazed over like your eyes during this morning’s sermon. Or, if you’re Jewish, go look for the afikoman, which is probably still under the “Next Year in Jerusalem” candy dish.

Either way, you have plenty to do today, so get off the internet and go think about religion.

This is amazing, all right. But not as amazing as finding out that Pope John Paul II has a Facebook page! He doesn’t post too often though, seeing as he’s dead. He probably spends most of the time Superpoking Barbaro and throwing sheep at Patrick Swayze.

More importantly, does anyone really see Jesus in this thing? I mean I know it’s Easter and everything, but come on. As far as I’m concerned, if it’s not on a tortilla, it ain’t Jesus. Which by the way, is Taco Bell’s new tag line.

The dollar has risen!

Maybe tonight you could stop stupiding. Theoretically.

This is how they say “whimsical” on Fat Albert.

I’m going to wait until this goes on sale. I hear it’s going to be 50% of.