Slide Show
- Photo by Eric Schuman
Time Out New York has a great slide show of last night’s auction at Housing Works.
UPDATE:
Rosie O’ Donnell, who I made fun of once, talked about Regretsy on her radio show today!
I was shocked!
Who knew she had a show?
[wpaudio url="http://images.regretsy.com/regretsyrosie.mp3" text="WE MOCK HER CONSTANTLY TO MAKE OURSELVES FEEL BIG"]
April 29, 2010 at 6:28 pm
When will I ever learn? I looked at the photos while I was eating. It was all okay, up until #19. Everyone else can consider themselves warned. Nipsey scoped out the situation for you.
April 29, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Helen – I love your coat / jacket / trench / dress / thingie you’re wearing!
April 29, 2010 at 6:47 pm
I hate everyone who got to be there in person.
Okay, not really.
I’m just really super-duper, ugly-stepsister jealous.
Its awesome so much money was made.
April 29, 2010 at 7:03 pm
was so much fun- i wish more of the fans and my buddies were able to make this, though
April 29, 2010 at 7:11 pm
My Gawd, that was amazing! I absolutely hate living so far from there.
Congrats to everybody who attended and who got items! XD
April 29, 2010 at 7:26 pm
LOVE the look on the lucky vagoo bidder’s face. That’s a wile-wide smile.
April 29, 2010 at 7:38 pm
That’s ‘mile-wide’, for you non-dyslexic types.
April 29, 2010 at 7:52 pm
I have NO problem eating after seeing corn poo, or even poo poo , but eat after seeing/hearing Rosie O?
BLEACH get me some bleach please ASAP !
Yech quadruple blech.
April 29, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Rosie:’some errors in my submission’
hahahahahahahah, ya’ think?
April 29, 2010 at 8:05 pm
LOL free advertising on Rosie!
If I had to choose between her and Trump in a fight, I’d pick Rosie hands-down, but she’s…. kooky.
(and her dolls are effing weird – and not in a way that makes them awesome.)
April 29, 2010 at 8:08 pm
I used to really like Rosie when she had her first talk show. Back when she kept her personal stuff out of it. Then it got kind of crazy.
And now, apparently, ONE topic about her translates into making fun of her ALL THE TIME?! How ridiculous! Its kind of offensive to every other person that has had a topic here, that she sees herself as more important, & getting more attention than them. Really, good job making yourself appear more important than you are, Rosie!
April 29, 2010 at 8:23 pm
It took only a few seconds for that mp3 to sound awfully familiar.
April 29, 2010 at 8:33 pm
Great pictures!
Also, I listened in rapture as Rosie misspelled her name, and logged into Etsy to leave feedback. That must be one heck of a show. How often is it on? We really shouldn’t make fun of Rosie as often as we do, which was once (twice maybe?).
April 29, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Why is it with all of her money she can’t afford spelling classes?
April 29, 2010 at 10:10 pm
I’m a little confused. If she thinks that Regresty is so horrible, why did she not only bring the conversation back to Regresty, but she kept saying the name of the website over and over again?
‘Sup wit dat, O’Donnell?
April 29, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Talk about “View it in a room”.
April 29, 2010 at 11:43 pm
I just listened to that radio clip.
Just because they are “radio snarks” they cant talk down on us “internet snarks”.
At least we can spell our own names.
April 30, 2010 at 1:06 am
Eric’s photos for Time out were great. The fact that I know Eric and didn’t even say hi during the event, shows how incredibly introverted a human being can be.
Also, HK has made fun of Rosie exactly one time, justifiably. Which to Rosie, means she’s the main focus of this site. I don’t know how to elaborate further.
April 30, 2010 at 1:14 am
i just looove, actually adore, the sycophantic entourage that she has, to explain why her crafts, don’t really belong on Regretsy. Which is a cliche that is already caving in on itself in my consciousness. If I could create some kind of Venn diagram of the feedback loop this is creating in my brain, I would not need professional help.
April 30, 2010 at 2:58 am
The clip was hilarious!
I know how she feels though. Every time I’m in the freezer department of the grocery store, I feel that the pre-packaged frozen flattened meat is mocking me from behind the glass door. “High quality beef patty”… it just hurts my feelings that I’m not a “high quality” piece of flattened meat.
I stand in the aisle of the store and cry quietly and lament loudly that they shouldn’t use my name that way.
I AM high quality! I AM HIGH QUALITY PATTY!
April 30, 2010 at 3:42 am
#3 Oh, Patty! How sweet. We hate you right back!
April 30, 2010 at 4:18 am
Okay, you make fun of her all the time? And her stuff isn’t expensive? $100 for a mug? http://www.etsy.com/listing/44589579/tros-mug-doodle
Sorry, but she needs to get in touch with reality a bit dontcha think?
Okay, done ranting.
The auction looks like it went well. Wish I could have been there!
April 30, 2010 at 4:51 am
Pics were great! Wish I could have bought the hummingbird hat! I’m glad you were able to raise so much money for charity. That’s what it’s all about, right? Well there’s also the bit where we get to be snarky….
April 30, 2010 at 4:57 am
Great pics!!!! That clip from Rosie’s show was too funny yet so annoying..
# 18 greenfuzz re the sycophants-wonder how much those poor saps get paid to sit there with her and listen to that voice…. arghhhh
April 30, 2010 at 5:52 am
I love her new make – over
http://bit.ly/9KoGE1
April 30, 2010 at 6:07 am
She just gave you a free plug..haha!
April 30, 2010 at 6:30 am
I love it when she asks if her things are too expensive, & that guy just crawls right up in there & says Nooo-if anything its too little! It totally took me back to high school when the less popular kids would kiss the asses of their more popular friends so that they wouldn’t lose their tenuous membership in the group. In this case, of course, he’d lose his ‘celebrity by association’, along with a paycheck.
You should never trust compliments by people you pay to compliment you.
April 30, 2010 at 6:41 am
Or…remember those cartoons where there would be a really big tough bulldog type dog, and the tiny little terrier followed him around jumping around telling him how great he was? That is what it is like.
Here is an example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov-1S8Xxd94
April 30, 2010 at 7:12 am
As a comedienne she makes a living making fun of people.
Well, Screw her! Screw her!
April 30, 2010 at 7:23 am
I guess we need to REALLY make fun of her now.
Here is some vintage “O’Donnell” shit.
http://newsbusters.org/node/9538
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20004252,00.html
April 30, 2010 at 7:27 am
I think even she regrets her own art!
I’d call that joke a “regretsy”.
April 30, 2010 at 7:31 am
How in the heck did I totally miss that Rosie O’Donnell has an Etsy shop? On the one hand, I admire her dedication to charity work and the fact that she’s slummin’ it on Etsy like a regular seller with questionable taste, but if she really wants to raise money, price that stuff at something reasonable for what it is. If I had 300 bucks lying around, I’d just donate it to charity, she can keep the “crafts.” I’d much rather have the hummingbird helmet…
April 30, 2010 at 8:27 am
First of all: i LOVE that the vagoo pillow was purchased by an older man!! I really hope he’s an OB-GYN who’s going to put that on the couch in his waiting room.
Secondly: Razberries, i’m in LOVE with that tiny bottle of “Snark’s Awesome Sauce.” I can’t tell what it is (pillow? keychain? vibrator?) but I WANT ONE. I looked in your shop and saw the card & magnet – but will you make any more of the actually little guys?
April 30, 2010 at 9:01 am
$100 for a Sharpie-scrawled mug?! If it goes to charity–well, ok then. But–if I had her connections, I’d enlist real artists to do work, and then personalize it or something–if people even cared about that. Crap by a celebrity = crap.
April 30, 2010 at 9:40 am
I sent this link to my mom. “Mom! My crochet penises are on TimeOut New York!” She’s very proud.
I love the woman holding three of them and grinning. LOVE HER.
Also, I want a toilet pin cushion SO BAD.
April 30, 2010 at 9:51 am
Whiner Rosie. Yo. When you charge hundreds of dollars for slapped together crap, is it too much to ask that ya’ don’t look contagious when you pose with the stuff? And learn to *spell*,for the kids? K?
April 30, 2010 at 12:02 pm
That mug she was selling for the low, low price of ONE HUNDRED AMERICAN MONEY DOLLAR BILLS cannot be used as a mug. It says that you can’t drink out of it right in the listing.
April 30, 2010 at 1:20 pm
I said it before, in the listing that was actually featured, how is it that Rosie O’Donnell doesn’t have a decent digital camera?
Access to a photographer?
A mobile phone camera?
The digital camera we got for my daughter for Christmas cost less than $100 and included the rechargeable batteries, charger, and a carrying case. I’m sure Ms. O’Donnell can spare a few bucks to get some decent freakin’ photos of her “artwork”.
I take better photos with my eyes closed.
April 30, 2010 at 5:30 pm
rosie odonel said:im teh bigest 1 tehy make fun of.
Uh, no you’re not.
(Also, the first line in a homage to Rosie’s etsy page and her obvious lack of education)
May 1, 2010 at 1:40 am
Rosie’s shit is over-priced for charity, so, it may suck, but she’s not making money off it, and I think it said that if she sold a piece, she’d donate the equal amount as well. It may be crap, and she is whinging on about it, but, well, not sure I actually had a point! Damn. Nice auction HK!
May 2, 2010 at 11:09 pm
#39- no shit!! I couldn’t believe that. I had totally forgotten about that post til today. What an ass
May 16, 2010 at 7:18 pm
Best line ever from that article about Rosie mocking Asians:
“Last weekend, O’Donnell’s rep, Cindi Berger, said in a statement: ‘She’s a comedian in addition to being a talk show co-host. I certainly hope that one day they will be able to grasp her humor.’”
You see, people were just upset because the joke was too erudite for them.
October 26, 2010 at 10:01 pm
greenfuzz – I know exactly what you mean. You said it so much more elegantly than I ever could have. Did she hire the licensed or the non-licensed ego massage???
October 26, 2010 at 10:16 pm
Hah! her shop…it be empty!