Wish I Was Here
Okay now wait a minute. How is she thinking of you? Isn’t she thinking of herself? She’s sitting there, and she’s looking over her own shoulder, watching herself thinking of herself.
If she was thinking of you, it would look like this:
Well, if you were Justin Bieber, I mean.
April 28, 2010 at 4:33 pm
I was going to get angry about the price tag, but I guess anybody willing to pay $70 for sub-par Photoshopping deserves to part with their money. Then again, capital-A Art is priceless…
April 28, 2010 at 4:33 pm
+1,000,000 points for working in the New Zoo Revue.
April 28, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Aren’t you supposed to be drinking at this VERY MOMENT? Instead you are inflicting this on us poor unsuspecting readers MANY OF WHOM are at WORK and yadda yadda, no, I got nothing substantial to say.
Except this: DRINK MORE.
April 28, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Thinking is the new slack.
April 28, 2010 at 4:39 pm
I cannot believe people with WORSE Photoshop skills than MINE are out there trying to make money!
This AND I had to have fucking Spagettios for dinner because payday is fucking Friday!
Gah!
April 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm
The smudge tool is a delicate medium, requiring long minutes of study and practice to master. Together with the ever-tasteful Generic Free Script font, this is a work of Art which truly deserves a capital A.
April 28, 2010 at 4:41 pm
I often think of Pooh.
April 28, 2010 at 4:41 pm
The Bieber, it burns!!
April 28, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Thinking of Drew…
HK, you kill.
April 28, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Thinking of brew.
April 28, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Me. You kill me. Derp.
April 28, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Of all photoshop has to offer, they choose the
Too Much To Drink Tool.
At least they made sure both of her hands are visable.
April 28, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I liked the ‘shopped faerie transformation of the meth head better.
April 28, 2010 at 4:48 pm
At least she didn’t smudge the boobs. Now that’s tasteful.
April 28, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Either they have smudged the hell out of that photo, or it just sucked in the first place.
April 28, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Ok revisiting this, she looks like she’s thinking of her cleavage…
April 28, 2010 at 4:55 pm
…I know thinking of Doug and Emmy Jo wouldn’t work…
April 28, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Buy this and start thinking about how much you blew.
April 28, 2010 at 4:56 pm
If I got this card in the mail, I would shake my head at how downhill Hallmark has gone.
April 28, 2010 at 4:58 pm
#5 Patty has been abducted by an Alien: “I cannot believe people with WORSE Photoshop skills than MINE are out there trying to make money!”
I can see where your first instinct would be anger or disbelief, but you have to look at it like this. This seller is providing the world very valuable service; Regretsy fodder. This listing totally cracks me up. Shit this funny isn’t so easy to come by.
April 28, 2010 at 4:59 pm
In the picture of New Zoo Revue, it looks like they’re coming right at you…
(Let’s see how many people get it…)
April 28, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Thinking of…
April 28, 2010 at 5:01 pm
April 28, 2010 at 5:04 pm
#19 sudabaki©:
Okay, you got me there. I should go try some of my own whimsicle fuckery in Photoshop to vent my seething anger.
Fucking Spagettios for dinner.
April 28, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Im thinking of you bootsychoo because I get it !!!and “every day’s a diffrent SHOW!
April 28, 2010 at 5:19 pm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/13893150@N02/4561363841/
I popped my Regretsy photoshop cherry!
April 28, 2010 at 5:28 pm
LMAO @ thinking of Jew!!!
April 28, 2010 at 5:29 pm
#23 Patty, I had a fucking Banquet frozen dinner for dinner. No booze, no money for booze, no chocolate. I am reduced to eating a Duncan Hines devil’s food cake mix straight out of the box.
April 28, 2010 at 5:31 pm
Bronc’s taking it to Level 4, there.
April 28, 2010 at 5:40 pm
Please, someone photoshop Photoshop Cat as the cat of her dreams!
April 28, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Note to self: learn Photoshop immediately. No, never mind, don’t, because you can never be as clever as HK and her minions.
April 28, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Well, SOMEONE has to inject a little class and highbrow humor into this discussion:
April 28, 2010 at 5:53 pm
So, for 70 bucks, she’ll take your picture, blur the shit out of it and email it back? SOLD!
April 28, 2010 at 6:09 pm
yeah, it’s obscure.
April 28, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Disco Stu – how ’bout Apu!
April 28, 2010 at 6:20 pm
This has me thinking of poo
April 28, 2010 at 7:20 pm
Jebus on a cracker! In the middle of my ‘shopping, I had to go pick up my kid from her job. Then Photobucket was giving me a case of the ass!
I have to sadly admit that this person is a better Photoshop-ist than I am. Either that or my pain meds really fuck me up more than I thought and I shouldn’t have picked up my kid.
April 28, 2010 at 7:21 pm
What about “Thinking of LeeLoo”?
April 28, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Great… link is effed up more than I am… sigh…
April 28, 2010 at 7:23 pm
April 28, 2010 at 7:31 pm
#19 Sudabaki – Somethings different. Hmmm
Did you get a haircut or something?
Maybe you lost some weight?
April 28, 2010 at 7:35 pm
Thinking of Hugh.
April 28, 2010 at 7:39 pm
#41 Snark, my transformation was inspired by this:
http://www.regretsy.com/2010/04/27/hello-nippy/
April 28, 2010 at 7:43 pm
♥loves♥ Thinking of Jew!
April 28, 2010 at 7:47 pm
for the geeks out there…..
April 28, 2010 at 7:51 pm
#43 sudabaki
Lookin Gooooood!
The copyright makes you tres legit!
April 28, 2010 at 8:02 pm
Aw, thanks Buzzkill!
April 28, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Nipsey is here! Fuckin’ A!
April 28, 2010 at 8:12 pm
pantsmonkey, check it out:
NedTheDeadInRed posted it on the pasty thread!
April 28, 2010 at 8:19 pm
@suda
April 28, 2010 at 8:51 pm
#49 sudabaki: Holy crappe! That is hysterical!
April 28, 2010 at 9:38 pm
April 28, 2010 at 9:45 pm
StaticCling, by your command:
April 28, 2010 at 10:02 pm
Have mercy !!! You ‘shoppers all get huge ass props
tonight.
April 28, 2010 at 10:16 pm
April 29, 2010 at 1:15 am
I think I just went a little overboard.
April 29, 2010 at 3:20 am
This is great! Thanks for the great laugh this am!
April 29, 2010 at 3:45 am
NObody chimed in with “thinking of ewe” ? Maybe too obvious, not sure…
April 29, 2010 at 6:19 am
#53 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer, you are my hero! I have even less photo skill than the seller, if that is possible.
April 29, 2010 at 7:58 am
NICE! I thought sudabaki had some work done…I just couldn’t pin it down. I have been thinking of losing a few myself – maybe stretch62?
April 29, 2010 at 9:36 am
April 29, 2010 at 10:09 am
#58 Mr Pete Here ya go…with a regretsy twist.
April 29, 2010 at 10:10 am
oops, I don’t know how to make it appear in the thread…
http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx220/coolpauper/thinkingofewe.jpg
April 29, 2010 at 11:35 am
You guys are all brilliant but “thinking of Shmoo” made me LOL.
April 29, 2010 at 11:40 am
Thinking of the loo….
April 29, 2010 at 5:21 pm
@63 coolpauper – great twist!
April 30, 2010 at 3:32 pm
photoshop CS5 already paying for itself.
August 3, 2010 at 9:36 am
New Zoo Revue cracked me up. I needed that laugh today!!!
July 6, 2011 at 7:59 pm
‘She’s sitting there, and she’s looking over her own shoulder, watching herself thinking of herself.’
Could this be the answer to “turn it around and it’s upside down, flip it over and it’s backwards”?!?! And you CAN, in fact, hold it in your hands! Hallelujah!