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  1. amazon
    April 27, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    I call b.s. on that “who wore it better.” Bai Ling would never wear that much fabric!

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  2. sudabaki©
    April 27, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    Oh wow! John Travolta already gave me the serious heebee jeebees. This takes it to a whole new level.

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  3. hamoza
    April 27, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    As if Andy Dick was not enough to make me cringe, Travolta in nip tips may haunt me to the grave.
    Goodbye Kitty titty forever.

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  4. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    April 27, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    Just before I clicked the “who wore it better?” I repeated, “Don’t let it be John Travolta…” a few times. Dammit!

    I’m glad we can get our twirling “maximized”, but can we multipurpose?

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  5. BettyMachete
    April 27, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    Crowd pleaser for Show N Tell at preschool. Please adjust to maximize twirling.

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  6. Mrs. S.
    April 27, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    And they’re in Patriotic Colors! Perfect for your topless 4th of July party!

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  7. asalwaysangela
    April 27, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    0 in stock. I just bought the last pair. Sorry.

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  8. BettyMachete
    April 27, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    An entire shop of nipple tassles. Perfect for grads and bridesmaids.

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  10. HomeAlone
    April 27, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    Personally, as someone who can’t afford personal trainers or a regular buff, polish and wax, I like seeing real-human-shaped, middle aged celebrities in all their paunchy glory. I think he’s just awful cute with his decorated ta tas.

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  11. hamoza
    April 27, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    How sad I am to discover what a dull & sheltered life I’ve been barely living, always the same slow minimal twirl.
    I’ll be sure & rectify that with the bite me & jailbird nipple ensembles. Not.

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  12. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    April 27, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    Don’t get me wrong, I love Travolta (even more now than I did when he was in “Grease”), but I’ve seen that picture before and I just KNEW it was going to be it.

    My kids need therapy now, as the disabled guy blurted out: “Why are you looking at those? You don’t need something like that!”

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  13. Wilma Fingerdoo
    April 27, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    I wonder if Travolta can swing one tassle left, and the other right.
    Sorry for the visual.

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  14. hamoza
    April 27, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    Thanfully these come in other sizes, like maybe pizza sized , manhole cover sized, etc. , for BIG FUN.

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  15. hamoza
    April 27, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    #10 Wilma-egads-ROFL ….

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  16. X Random Snarker X
    April 27, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    I love the use of a Japanese cartoon character with American patriotic colours…

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  17. hamoza
    April 27, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    If that’s the vile Bai Ling opposite John Travolta, I must say that she has never looked better….

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  18. IscreamUscream
    April 27, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    :shock:
    o.m.g my eyes!!!
    :lol:

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  19. sudabaki©
    April 27, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    You make a good point hamoza, I haven’t had a chance to read the Andy Dick story yet. Perhaps I’ll hold off until JT isn’t so fresh in my mind.

    #7 HomeAlone: I like seeing real people in the media too, just not him. I’m afraid he and Xemu are going to pick me up in their space craft, hook me up to the E-meter and make me watch Battlefield Earth over and over again.

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  20. BettyMachete
    April 27, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    What is John holding in that picture?

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  21. hamoza
    April 27, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    #16 @Suda, or possibly worse, Johnny could hold you captive & force feed you Scientology bile, over & over again.

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  22. fluffysue
    April 27, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    I don’t know what disturbs me more, the fact that they put Hello Kitty on these things, or that the tassles come out of Hello Kitty’s nose.

    I guess this is what you buy your little girl when she finally outgrows her padded bikini top. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1265873/Primark-withdraws-padded-bikinis-7-year-olds.html

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  23. hamoza
    April 27, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    #3 @ Patty- multi-purpose?Why yes-these double as animated pet butt covers for very very baaad dogs.

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  24. fluffysue
    April 27, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    I don’t know if anyone here frequents STFU, Parents, but if so, yes I did totally steal the bikini link from there.

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  25. TooManyCookbooks
    April 27, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    That’s the most clothing I’ve seen Bai Ling sporting in public all at once in a while.

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  26. IscreamUscream
    April 27, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Is Travolta deliberately trying to age into L. Ron Hubbard?
    Even Terl would be a better choice…

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  27. nitebyrd
    April 27, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    Hello! Kitty with snot tassels to cover your nipples for the 4th of July. Is this a great country or what?

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  28. MajorDanger
    April 27, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    Oh man.

    “Royale with cheese” much?

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  29. hamoza
    April 27, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    I bet the ‘Purple Maze’ pair would look great with a Barney butt plug.

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  30. WANNA POST ALL NIGHT
    April 27, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    “size available: 3″
    who the hell has 3″ areolae?! (and does she wear glasses? and what’s her phone number?)

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  31. HelenaHandbasket
    April 27, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    These really should be worn lower to embrace the Hello Kitty theme.

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  32. HomeAlone
    April 27, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    #16 sudabaki – that’s right, I forgot about the Scientology thing. Jenna Elfman lost her special place in my heart when I read she was in the club, too.

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  33. butterwort
    April 27, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    Hello titty, indeed.

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  34. c8lin81
    April 27, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    I’m glad to see that this isn’t the only Hello Kitty nipple tassel variety available. You could also go with cowboy or pretty pastel. And fluffysue, thanks for mentioning STFU parents. Just what I needed, another website to avoid responsibility by spending time on. :)

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  35. leftfoot
    April 27, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    I so would have bought these for my sister when she was a stripper.

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  36. PinkBunnies
    April 27, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    Well, my due date is July 4th, which is coming up. If I give birth on the actual day, I think I’ll celebrate by buying a pair.

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  37. Wilma Fingerdoo
    April 27, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    @#17 Betty-
    He’s holding a rubber hose.
    Up your nose with a rubber hose.

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  38. maoiliosa
    April 27, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    more like “who ‘whore’ it better”, amirite? ;p

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  39. razberries
    April 27, 2010 at 6:33 pm

    OMG- moobs!
    gah!

    You say hello, and I say buh bye…

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  40. NedTheDeadInRed
    April 27, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    All right people, get an education!

    They’re called “pasties,” not “nipple tassels!”

    Sheesh, what’s this world coming to?

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  41. NedTheDeadInRed
    April 27, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    (Tongue firmly planted in cheek)

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  42. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    April 27, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    mblurgh…
    Ohgodno…

    HK, you are truly evil. Flabby pale scientologist wearing Hello Kitty pasties, seared into my tender psyche.

    A silver lining, though – I DID want to lose some weight ;-)

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  43. SuperSnark
    April 27, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    It says its a kit do I have to build them myself?

    Will JT come help me put them together and demonstrate how to twirl? EEEEWWWWW!

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  44. mannequin
    April 27, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    Hot shit. My boyfriend’s birthday is coming up and he loves Hello Kitty so I guess I’ll have to buy these and make him do a sexy dance for me. Though personally I prefer the Care Bear ones.

    Can someone make a video of John Travolta dancing with these on? Please?

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  45. sudabaki©
    April 27, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    My brain initially registers these as Mylar balloons each time I see them.

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  46. steviesegel
    April 27, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    Helen — you just made me spray diet Dr. Pepper out my nose with that John Revolta pic !!!!!

    Painful — but still funny as hell.

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  47. sudabaki©
    April 27, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    After my brain makes the proper adjustments and recognizes these as pasties then I read “Nipsy Russell Kit.”

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  48. mtopia
    April 27, 2010 at 9:47 pm

    I live in the same city as this seller.

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  49. whaapplewha
    April 27, 2010 at 9:47 pm

    Hello Nasty (sorry Beastie Boys)

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  50. mtopia
    April 27, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    I saw them long ago, when I was on ‘Shop Local.’ I can’t remember if I had the presence of mind to submit them to Regretsy, but apparently Helen found them one way or another. :)

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  51. pantsmonkey
    April 27, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who initially clicked over from the last thread expecting to find something Nipsey Russell related. Alas, there are no Nipsey Russell related things on Etsy. I just checked. I haz a sad.

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  52. hamoza
    April 27, 2010 at 10:22 pm

    pantsmonkey & suda,since you made me lmao , I think I should srsly threaten to make up a pair of Nipseys nip dazzlers.

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  53. sudabaki©
    April 27, 2010 at 10:22 pm

    It just occurred to me that today’s theme is “Match Game.” Both Nipsey Russell and Charles Nelson Riley were mentioned here on the on posts. I loved that show.

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  54. sudabaki©
    April 27, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    #47 hamoza: Nipsey Russell nip covers with tassels would be a thing of beauty!

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  55. pantsmonkey
    April 27, 2010 at 11:02 pm

    Nipsey Russell pasties must happen.

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  56. snarkeygirl
    April 28, 2010 at 12:16 am

    Hey! I put mine on, but they’re pointing at the floor! WTH?! OH! Am I supposed to tie these tassles around my neck to keep my breasts hefted up?

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  57. spankerella
    April 28, 2010 at 5:28 am

    #35 NedTheDeadInRed, you are absolutely right. The tassels are what’s coming out of kitty’s nose hole. The item itself is a pastie. :P

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  58. Buzzkill To Teenagers
    April 28, 2010 at 6:38 am

    #51 Snarkeygirl, I’m right there with you. Mine look like the cords for the ceiling fan. My stripper days are over. Boo hoo.

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  59. Wilma Fingerdoo
    April 28, 2010 at 7:35 am

    @snarkeygirl-
    After breast feeding three kids, my boobs with tassels would serve only as challenging cat toys.

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  60. Stretch65
    April 28, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Dumb Dora was SO DUM!! (how dumb was she?) she thought PASTIES were used to ___________ (blank)

    (cue music)

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  61. Stretch65
    April 28, 2010 at 8:09 am

    Hamosa and Sudabaki:
    I gave Poitier a swag bag when I volunteered at a JDRF fundraiser at the Beverly Hills hotel.

    Razz likes photographic evidence!! – on my YouTube page (stretch64) I have clips of me with host Jim Perry when I was lucky enough to get on “SALE OF THE CENTURY” :-)

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  62. SuperSnark
    April 28, 2010 at 8:56 am

    40 sudabaki, I think you are seeing mylar balloons beacuse that is what most implants look like to me unnaturally big and abnormally round things stuffed under skin ick!

    Made me think of:
    All bumps and bones baby, bumps and bones!-Edwina AbFab.

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  63. ladycrim
    April 28, 2010 at 9:28 am

    What worries me is that Bai Ling probably WOULD go out in public wearing these.

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  64. FootofCanal
    April 28, 2010 at 9:35 am

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/35948257/vampire-bats-nipple-tassel-kit

    OMG If I had been blessed with my mothers D-cups instead of my barely there A-cups I would have these babies, they match my tattoo. Who am I kidding I’d own half the shop.
    TMI???????? Things you can’t unread????

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  65. eternalgreenknight
    April 28, 2010 at 9:57 am

    You could stick these on Alice and they’d fit right in with the buttons.

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  66. spandy
    April 28, 2010 at 10:59 am

    The seller lists in her materials – buckrum !
    Is that like buckram?

    Buckrum – the imagination quivers at the thought of what that might be. All ending with eeewww!

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  67. DTKMKihn.blogspot.com
    April 28, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    I almost peed myself when I saw Travolta in Hello Kitty tassels. Ewww!

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  68. coolpauper
    April 28, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    I think John Travolta prefers pastries.

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  69. boomerang
    April 28, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    The placement of the tassels makes it look like Hello Kitty sneezed and now there’s mucous dangling out of its nose.

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  70. NedTheDeadInRed
    April 28, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    Still sorting out the finer details on this GIMP (open source photoshop) thing, but…

    By popular demand, here they are:

    Nipsy Nips!

    http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b457/jpablocam/NipsyNips.jpg

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  71. PussDaddy
    April 28, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    You knew I would find this one didn’t you? Of course I’ll be needing 8 of ‘em.

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  72. PussDaddy
    April 28, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    I am sure the 2.5″ size will be sufficient.
    (Did I really say that with a straight face?)

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  73. PussDaddy
    April 29, 2010 at 2:14 am

    Hmmmm. I bet ripping these things off is gonna be a mo-fo. I do tend to have a lot of nipple hair. But you probably already could tell that *wink*. Maybe I should opt for the smaller size to minimize the risks.

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  74. lisalasi
    April 29, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Hello Titty.

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  75. steamcat5
    May 18, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    “Older styles will be adjusted.” Older than what? And how many styles of Hello Kitty pasties are there? Never mind, don’t answer that.

    Since no information is given about the materials or adhesives, I am not going to buy these. That’s the only reason why. Really. Let the buyer beware, and all that, ya know.

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