I love how they’re all still in the sketch books…do you get the whole book or does he tear them out and leave all the dingle-berries on the edge?
At least he was courteous enough to hide his model’s identity with a bandanna…she probably doesn’t want everyone to know that they aren’t actually real.
#14- Spandy, it looks like she’s wearing one of those Frederick’s of Hollywood-type “bras” that are really just straps and underwire beneath the boobs. Me,I say go totally naked or go home.
This teenager reveals way too much about how he spends his time in school, and what he expects from the ‘random and mysterious’ female or should I say, GIGANTIC BOOBS hanging on a random person that doesn’t even need a face (or maybe sketching the whole face was too hard?) to take his ‘v-card’.
“Now this is the story all about how my Etsy shop got flipped, turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute, sit with Mittens the Bear I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called… um SOMEWHERE?! “
That self portrait is actually somewhat clever and possibly insightful, if not tasteful. Once this kid actually gets laid a few times, he might turn into a pretty decent artist.
Looks like she’s engorged and her nursing tank popped.
Somebody get her a hungry set of twin babies FAST before she springs a leak and drowns us all.
I had no idea art school doodles could be worth something…I bet I still have my sketch pads from high school, complete with authentic spiral bound edging and vintage blue and pink striping. Plus they might even include a physics formula or two. (Sometimes I actually took notes between drawing love hearts around portraits of class hotties…
You could totally put every color of the rainbows worth of pencils under those, and back them up with crayolas , old and new colors, and still get a desk under there, and I reckon those things would keep on holding.
If you look at the origination point of the boobs (I don’t know what to call it) it’s pretty obvious that one is growing from the center of the chest, and the other is straight out of the armpit.
It’s an interesting sort of collection he has: Semi-naked ladies, tough looking dudes, guns, sexualized cartoon characters, and one extremely cute, harmless drawing of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that kinda makes me feel like it’s 1988 all over again.
She is clearly exasperated by the amount of time it has taken the artiste to perfect his rendering of the awkward irregularity of her gianourmous bosom.
She’s thinking “Fer fuck’s sake, My back is getting sore and this bandana reeks. Can you hurry up please?”
maybe we’re just not ‘getting it’ and our great grandchildren will curse us for not snatching up a Ryan Rose original for such a bargain a price and will be appalled at the thought that his beautiful pieces were once burned for heat, in the winter.
Mammaries – drooping down to the pavement.
Has the broad lost her bra?
She is wearing a mask.
In the sketchbook, the bulbous boobs collect at my feet,
And regretsy begins to moan.
Mammaries – jumping out of the paper.
I could smile at her breast size,
but I’ll grimace instead.
I remember the time I knew what happiness was.
Cover those mammaries please again.
Not a bad drawing for someone who’s clearly never seen breasts before, and has most of the blood that would otherwise be in the clue center of his brain diverted…
#70, Mistletoe, I believe that the question posed was in fact snark-bait, as HK posted “NFSW,” therby dyslexically transposing the “F” and the “S” from their traditional locations, and thus creating a new acronymn for us to ponder. Perhaps the artist’s clue center is not the only one suffering… I kid, I kid…
do your tits hang low?
do they wobble to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?
can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
do your tits haaaaaaang loooooooow?
Luck refers to the fact she isn’t yet old enough to have developed grooves in her tiny shoulders trying to hold up those huge things. Having been an I cup before reduction surgery, the cleavage is in the wrong place and she would be holding them up with her arms, NOT a tiny strappy thing…. at least until she found her glasses to correct her lazy eye and found a real bra.
April 21, 2010 at 4:34 pm
I didn’t know Heidi Montag is staring in the remake of Butch Cassidy and the Full Frontal Kid.
April 21, 2010 at 4:34 pm
I’m going to give this to my mother-in-law for Christmas.
April 21, 2010 at 4:35 pm
I love that kids are selling their crude classroom doodles now.
April 21, 2010 at 4:37 pm
The concept of balance/gravity is beyond this artists scope.
April 21, 2010 at 4:39 pm
I love how they’re all still in the sketch books…do you get the whole book or does he tear them out and leave all the dingle-berries on the edge?
At least he was courteous enough to hide his model’s identity with a bandanna…she probably doesn’t want everyone to know that they aren’t actually real.
April 21, 2010 at 4:40 pm
luck, be a mammary tonight
April 21, 2010 at 4:43 pm
This is a stick up.
*hoists up giant bazooka boobs*
Back away from the sketch pad and no one gets hurt.
April 21, 2010 at 4:43 pm
My bet is that the bandanna is because he can’t draw mouths. He’s obviously spent all of his energy and time practicing on boobs.
April 21, 2010 at 4:43 pm
It was lucky he didn’t run out of paper before he ran out of tits…
April 21, 2010 at 4:43 pm
When boobs attack. With breasts.
April 21, 2010 at 4:45 pm
This explains a lot (artist’s self portrait)
http://www.etsy.com/listing/42079083/uuhh
April 21, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Is this Michael Jackson?
April 21, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Wilma, I love his description: Self portrait of myself.
April 21, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Why try drawing a nose, lips, chin, neck & accurate clavicles when you can draw a bandana?
And what are the shoulder straps for?
Picky, picky, eh.
April 21, 2010 at 4:49 pm
http://www.etsy.com/listing/42079083/uuhh Also by the seller. Described as a “self portrait of myself.” Who else would a self portrait be of?
April 21, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Wilma, I busted out laughing at his self-portrait. (see what I did there?)
April, fantastic VIAR as always.
::looks down self-consciously at boobage::
April 21, 2010 at 4:54 pm
@Skully-
I bet she would look good ice skating.
April 21, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Is he using the private viewing booths for life drawing sessions?
April 21, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Wilma, LOL! Or on a tractor driving over a pickle jar!
April 21, 2010 at 4:57 pm
That’s one clever view-it-in-a-room, cowboy.
April 21, 2010 at 4:59 pm
#8 Laura- Boobs are easy. It’s essentially a bull’s eye.
A pendulous, swinging bull’s eye.
April 21, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Whoa, I feel like I got slapped with those things.
I think she mugged someone & stole their boobs , which are hiding underneath her rack.
April 21, 2010 at 4:59 pm
#14- Spandy, it looks like she’s wearing one of those Frederick’s of Hollywood-type “bras” that are really just straps and underwire beneath the boobs. Me,I say go totally naked or go home.
April 21, 2010 at 5:02 pm
I didn’t know a pencil sketch, viewed on a computer monitor, could appear 3-D.
I feel a little queasy. The perspective is throwing off my equilibrium.
April 21, 2010 at 5:05 pm
#5 Mschristy- When you say “dingleberries” do you mean he made the mistake of putting his dick in it?
April 21, 2010 at 5:07 pm
The VIAR is a perfect illustration of why most women should just quit while they’re ahead.
April 21, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Where do you begin?
This teenager reveals way too much about how he spends his time in school, and what he expects from the ‘random and mysterious’ female or should I say, GIGANTIC BOOBS hanging on a random person that doesn’t even need a face (or maybe sketching the whole face was too hard?) to take his ‘v-card’.
April 21, 2010 at 5:15 pm
It looks like someone mooned him while he was drawing her and he just drew nips onto it…
April 21, 2010 at 5:17 pm
The artist is obsessed with something…I just can’t put my finger on it
not even my whole hand for that matter
April 21, 2010 at 5:23 pm
I think the only “luck” this gal has had is that she hasn’t toppled over yet
April 21, 2010 at 5:27 pm
# 11 you are right about the self portrait
“Now this is the story all about how my Etsy shop got flipped, turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute, sit with Mittens the Bear I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called… um SOMEWHERE?! “
April 21, 2010 at 5:28 pm
i really think that if i was going to make the boobs the focal point, i would have at least made them even.
April 21, 2010 at 5:34 pm
That self portrait is actually somewhat clever and possibly insightful, if not tasteful. Once this kid actually gets laid a few times, he might turn into a pretty decent artist.
April 21, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Looks like she’s engorged and her nursing tank popped.
Somebody get her a hungry set of twin babies FAST before she springs a leak and drowns us all.
I had no idea art school doodles could be worth something…I bet I still have my sketch pads from high school, complete with authentic spiral bound edging and vintage blue and pink striping. Plus they might even include a physics formula or two. (Sometimes I actually took notes between drawing love hearts around portraits of class hotties…
April 21, 2010 at 5:47 pm
If these drawing sell for what he’s asking, I am seriously taking an exacto to my sketch book binding and opening an Esty store!
April 21, 2010 at 5:51 pm
When my eighth grader gets home, I’m SO asking him where his sketchbook is, then……JACKPOT!
April 21, 2010 at 5:52 pm
You could totally put every color of the rainbows worth of pencils under those, and back them up with crayolas , old and new colors, and still get a desk under there, and I reckon those things would keep on holding.
April 21, 2010 at 6:03 pm
Because having at least one boob that’s bigger than your head is the new black.
April 21, 2010 at 6:05 pm
It’s quite obvious that the artist is straight. I mean, look at the hair. Gross.
April 21, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Thumbs downer, I will find you. I will crush you.
April 21, 2010 at 6:08 pm
If you look at the origination point of the boobs (I don’t know what to call it) it’s pretty obvious that one is growing from the center of the chest, and the other is straight out of the armpit.
April 21, 2010 at 6:22 pm
It took him like three hours to finish the shading on her upper lip, but you can’t see that part ’cause of the bandana.
April 21, 2010 at 6:27 pm
It’s an interesting sort of collection he has: Semi-naked ladies, tough looking dudes, guns, sexualized cartoon characters, and one extremely cute, harmless drawing of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that kinda makes me feel like it’s 1988 all over again.
Tubular.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/42051462/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles
April 21, 2010 at 6:31 pm
“Is this some kind of a bust?”
“Yes. It’s very nice. But we have to ask you a few questions.”
-Police Squad
April 21, 2010 at 6:38 pm
I’d give this illustration a “D” but I see it already has two.
April 21, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Mammeries light the corners of my mind. Misty watercolor mammeries of the way we were…
April 21, 2010 at 6:52 pm
#17 Wilma – well, this is pretty close:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/42119439/bang-bang
Willer Rollerskatesdoo?
April 21, 2010 at 7:10 pm
I jumped away from my screen when I saw this because I didn’t want to make her feel violated. Little did I realize that she was made violated…
April 21, 2010 at 7:20 pm
Peas on Earth, The sad part is, he’s 22.
April 21, 2010 at 7:24 pm
sad that everytime we see one of these, the boobs are surprisingly symmetrical, yet the woman suffers some horrific case of lazy eye.
April 21, 2010 at 7:40 pm
She is clearly exasperated by the amount of time it has taken the artiste to perfect his rendering of the awkward irregularity of her gianourmous bosom.
She’s thinking “Fer fuck’s sake, My back is getting sore and this bandana reeks. Can you hurry up please?”
April 21, 2010 at 8:20 pm
van gogh also wasn’t appreciated in his time.
maybe we’re just not ‘getting it’ and our great grandchildren will curse us for not snatching up a Ryan Rose original for such a bargain a price and will be appalled at the thought that his beautiful pieces were once burned for heat, in the winter.
April 21, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Crip or Blood?
April 21, 2010 at 9:11 pm
I think this is another candidate for “Walleyed Wank” magazine.
April 21, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Where is her neck? Is that an apron under there? Her nipples are huge?
April 21, 2010 at 9:22 pm
First thought? Oh god, this is going to be on the First 48. Who killed her?
April 21, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Oh my dog, this kid lives in the ATL. Holy shit. Sorry, I apologize ’bout that, y’all.
April 21, 2010 at 9:30 pm
just what etsy needs — Prison Art
April 21, 2010 at 9:52 pm
#53 raven–
She/he is clearly a latin queen from NYC!
Representin’
April 21, 2010 at 10:16 pm
You know this Regretsy post has been the best LOL in a while. His other stuff is just as funny….
Also he only takes MONEY ORDERS…and shipping is 10.00!!
LOL
April 21, 2010 at 11:37 pm
that poor woman. No wonder she’s wearing a bandanna to hide her face.
April 22, 2010 at 6:16 am
You know how creepy it is when a painting’s eyes seem to follow you no matter where you are in the room?
This is so much worse.
April 22, 2010 at 6:47 am
“Pencil Test – NFSW”
What does “NFSW” mean?
April 22, 2010 at 7:20 am
#63 takilasunrise
NSFW in this case means “No Such Funbags, Willis”
April 22, 2010 at 7:20 am
Was the artist breast fed until 17?
April 22, 2010 at 7:39 am
two things, one what is NFSW ? Not for work safe? Also I am digging the artists’ renditions of spongebob and tmnt
April 22, 2010 at 8:02 am
‘Yeah, it’s my latest work. I call it “Back Pain and Never Being Able to Find a Damn Bra That Isn’t Black, Beige or White”.’
April 22, 2010 at 8:26 am
Too much of a good thing is… well, too much.
Mammaries – drooping down to the pavement.
Has the broad lost her bra?
She is wearing a mask.
In the sketchbook, the bulbous boobs collect at my feet,
And regretsy begins to moan.
Mammaries – jumping out of the paper.
I could smile at her breast size,
but I’ll grimace instead.
I remember the time I knew what happiness was.
Cover those mammaries please again.
April 22, 2010 at 9:30 am
My own interpretation
April 22, 2010 at 9:44 am
What does NSFW mean? Here: http://tinyurl.com/azzuk2
Not a bad drawing for someone who’s clearly never seen breasts before, and has most of the blood that would otherwise be in the clue center of his brain diverted…
April 22, 2010 at 10:21 am
#70, Mistletoe, I believe that the question posed was in fact snark-bait, as HK posted “NFSW,” therby dyslexically transposing the “F” and the “S” from their traditional locations, and thus creating a new acronymn for us to ponder. Perhaps the artist’s clue center is not the only one suffering…
I kid, I kid…
April 22, 2010 at 12:50 pm
ooooooh
do your tits hang low?
do they wobble to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?
can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
do your tits haaaaaaang loooooooow?
April 22, 2010 at 1:54 pm
I guess part of the $35 dollars is to re-coop the cost of the Bigguns magazine this was copied from.
April 22, 2010 at 1:59 pm
the title is meant to be “Look” it’s just spelled wrong.
April 22, 2010 at 2:26 pm
I want to know why one breast is growing out of the other one. And that strap’s got to chafe!
April 22, 2010 at 2:28 pm
I know NSFW means “not safe for work”!!!
I thought she came up with a new meaning for NFSW, like NOT FOR STUPID WHIMPS!
April 22, 2010 at 3:36 pm
@ #30 razberries : i think she did topple over – teeth first into a stair railing, hence the bandana
April 22, 2010 at 5:04 pm
#41 smemilyanne: the origination point of these boobs would be the asshole…who drew them.
April 22, 2010 at 7:59 pm
You got me thinking. Not for safe work?
What kind of safe work requires a bandana while going topless?
I’m scratching my head here.
April 23, 2010 at 8:50 am
Spandy………..she’s holding up a train and using her “assets” to divert them!
April 23, 2010 at 10:32 am
Luck refers to the fact she isn’t yet old enough to have developed grooves in her tiny shoulders trying to hold up those huge things. Having been an I cup before reduction surgery, the cleavage is in the wrong place and she would be holding them up with her arms, NOT a tiny strappy thing…. at least until she found her glasses to correct her lazy eye and found a real bra.
April 23, 2010 at 5:51 pm
She appears to be a lot luckier than I am.
April 25, 2010 at 1:45 am
Wow. This defies all of the traditional canons of portraiture. But the question is–does it do so on purpose?
(o)(o)
April 27, 2010 at 11:50 pm
I bet she could hold a two liter soda bottle under those breastisis! A FULL one!