Dammit! Right in the middle of the time the disabled guy is going to be at his parents’ house a thousand miles away- thus leaving me in charge of a houseful of pets and nearly-driving-aged-kid-who-has-a-job.
I can’t move to Portland.
I eagerly await a Chicago stop in the Great and Whimsicle Fuckery Tour.
Do what we did and contact the bookstore you want her to make an appearance at directly to initiate communication between their people and April’s people…don’t sit and wait for someone else to make the magic happen! Fortunately Powell’s is known for bringing in lots of authors and they jumped on this chance with enthusiasm.
This is great news!! Because what more can an elementary school teacher ask for on her first Saturday of summer? Almost three months off and some whimsicle fuckery to get it started. Ahh, the good life.
You know, that bling all over the Dalai Lama looks like a model of a theoretical multiverse I saw on the science channel last night. Somebody’s using their multipurpose.
April 21, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Already on my calendar!
April 21, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Fuckin’ A, that is more exciting than a bigfoot sighting !
April 21, 2010 at 3:44 pm
YES!!!!!! Cannot wait and I am SO GLAD it’s on a Saturday!
April 21, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Holy Shit! PDX just made the big time!
April 21, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Dammit! Right in the middle of the time the disabled guy is going to be at his parents’ house a thousand miles away- thus leaving me in charge of a houseful of pets and nearly-driving-aged-kid-who-has-a-job.
I can’t move to Portland.
I eagerly await a Chicago stop in the Great and Whimsicle Fuckery Tour.
April 21, 2010 at 4:07 pm
congrats! how great for all the portland fans!
worldwide domination is coming, i can feel it!
April 21, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Uh, Helen, Tennessee is Southeast from Oregon!
April 21, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Please please bring the fuckery to Chicago!!!
April 21, 2010 at 4:20 pm
OH FUCK YES.
I will make you something realy offensive and horrible.
And it will be good.
*pees in my skants with excitement*
April 21, 2010 at 4:21 pm
“realy”
Wow. I make myself cringe.
“REALLY”
April 21, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Come to New Orleans. The Metairie Borders would be a great place for a signing. As would the Uptown borders (used to be a funeral home).
April 21, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Conrads! Why do I despise calendars that start the week on Mondays?
April 21, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Dang, I can’t even misspell properly-Congrads!
April 21, 2010 at 4:35 pm
I just thought you were addressing the Conrads.
April 21, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Do what we did and contact the bookstore you want her to make an appearance at directly to initiate communication between their people and April’s people…don’t sit and wait for someone else to make the magic happen! Fortunately Powell’s is known for bringing in lots of authors and they jumped on this chance with enthusiasm.
Make it happen, people!
April 21, 2010 at 4:58 pm
#5 “LA LA LA LA The Whimsicle Fuckery tour…
The Whimsicle Fuckery tour is waiting to take you away
waiting to take you away!
TAKE YOU TODAY”
namaste BITCHES!!!
April 21, 2010 at 5:20 pm
One of the best bookstores ever. Too bad I moved I away from Portland, but I’m sure some people I know may make it.
April 21, 2010 at 6:30 pm
and this is my new desktop background. i might have to travel to the west coast.
April 21, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Freakin’ Sweet! A 10 minute ride from my front door straight up Burnside, next stop whimsy and or fuckery probably both..
April 21, 2010 at 8:37 pm
This is great news!! Because what more can an elementary school teacher ask for on her first Saturday of summer? Almost three months off and some whimsicle fuckery to get it started. Ahh, the good life.
April 21, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Someday Regretsy, someday we will meet and it will be beautiful.
April 21, 2010 at 10:06 pm
Awesome! Please reminds us when it gets closer.
April 21, 2010 at 10:18 pm
You know, that bling all over the Dalai Lama looks like a model of a theoretical multiverse I saw on the science channel last night. Somebody’s using their multipurpose.
April 22, 2010 at 7:24 am
Yes, please come to New Orleans. Crazy people dressed in wacky outfits will show up in droves. Some of us regretsy fans will be there too!
April 22, 2010 at 8:09 am
Huntsville, Alabama would be a whim(b)sicle stop!
April 22, 2010 at 12:50 pm
I’m SO UPSET that I’m stuck in SW Florida and not my hometown (PDX)…Burnside Powell’s is my favorite places…EVER…TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!
April 22, 2010 at 12:51 pm
(okay, not my favorite places…you know what i meant…)
April 22, 2010 at 3:15 pm
I signed up here just so I could say: “Please come to Berkeley. Or to San Francisco, maybe during Gay Pride.”
That is all. Thank you.