I disagree with the claim that the glaze contains no toxic materials.
I stayed away from many men in college who were known to have untreated toxic materials in their glaze.
I once was Master Of My Domain
Then I saw your bowl
Now I spank my monkey all day
I have no self control
Every time that I see your stoneware
Gotta polish my rod
‘Cause I just can’t wait
‘Til I’m glazing your bowl with my wad
(chorus)
I’m wankin’ on sunshine, woh-oh
I’m wankin’ on sunshine, woh-oh
I’m wankin’ on sunshine, woh-oh
And don’t it feel good?
Hey, all right now
And don’t it feel good?
Hey, yeah
1st boy: What’s this pee and ‘cream’ stuff?
2nd boy: Some cereal bowl. Glaze supposed to be good for you.
1st boy: D’you use it?
2nd boy: I’m not gonna use it, you use it.
1st boy: I’m not gonna use it.
2nd boy: Let’s get Mikey!
1st boy: Yeah!
2nd boy: He won’t eat outta it. He hates everything.
(Pause)
He likes it!
1st boy: Hey Mikey!
Man, I really wanted to leave a clever comment on this one.
But nothing beats #3Patty. I tip my hat to you– and hereby nominate that for Comment of the Day.
The doorbell rang and I answered it. It was Helen from next door. “Hi, Mr. Bayou. Can I borrow a cup of cream?” she asked, proffering the bowl. “Sure, I replied,” taking the bowl and pulling out my creamsickle. “Take off your top and rub your tits,” I told her. “I can fill it faster that way.”
Which is exactly how it happened, Your Honor. It was mistake ANYONE could have made.
Attention Men. Want to know how the date will turn out just 10 minutes into the evening? Have your waiter serve your salads in these bowls. If your special lady friend smiles when she’s served her greens, you’ll know.
It wasn’t until the experiment was over that they realized 2 guys 1 bowl was not nearly disturbing enough to get them as much notoriety as that other video.
It’s an ancient test of virility. The ability to “decorate” pottery determined who you married. This is probably worth thousands of dollars to an anthropology museum or something. Either that or it’s barely worth eighteen dollars on Etsy.
@Wilma: you know, I had never thought of it that way. What sorts of drugs might someone ingest secondhand through a guy’s spooge?
I know the perfect ice cream sundae for these bowls: two scoops of vanilla ice cream, half a banana, stood on end. Garnish with chocolate sprinkles over the ice cream and drizzle white chocolate over the banana. Cherry optional.
April 21, 2010 at 9:32 am
You Stole my line! HA HA!
April 21, 2010 at 9:32 am
ok I get excited to make new things not that excited. I like sugar on my cereal not man juice
April 21, 2010 at 9:34 am
OH! I love cereal…
Oh, Gawd! I really love this soup…
OH! Oh, GAWD! I can put popcorn in this bowl, too!
OH!
GAWD!
OH! GAWD!
OH MY GAWD! ITS SO MULTIPURPOSE!!
OH!
*lights cigarette*
April 21, 2010 at 9:35 am
I’m just glad there wasn’t the “bowel” typo like I see everywhere with potters.
April 21, 2010 at 9:35 am
Perfect for Cream of Wheat.
April 21, 2010 at 9:36 am
Oh, THAT’S the color of sunshine alright, sweetheart!
April 21, 2010 at 9:36 am
Eeeeewwwwww (with a scrunched-up icky face)!
April 21, 2010 at 9:38 am
Made with a whole lot of sunshine & a back log of backwads.
April 21, 2010 at 9:38 am
Someone needs to improve his aim.
April 21, 2010 at 9:39 am
What kind of soup? Cream of mushroom?
April 21, 2010 at 9:40 am
The perfect vessel for Natural Harvest semen based recipes! Yes, it’s real: http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest—a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959
April 21, 2010 at 9:41 am
A perfect bowl for your CREAM of Wheat.
Imagine serving grandma with these bowls at XMAS. *giggles*
April 21, 2010 at 9:41 am
Someone just blew sunshine out their, oh never mind.
April 21, 2010 at 9:45 am
Is that what you call a rimshot?
http://www.instantrimshot.com
“ALL purpose.”
April 21, 2010 at 9:45 am
Looks more like hand tossed than hand thrown…
April 21, 2010 at 9:45 am
Honey, do these frosted flakes taste salty to you?
April 21, 2010 at 9:46 am
Awesomesauce?
April 21, 2010 at 9:46 am
Oh, come on now.
April 21, 2010 at 9:48 am
They really mean all purpose don’t they.
April 21, 2010 at 9:49 am
To the waitress where Patty is dining: ‘I’ll have what she just had’
April 21, 2010 at 9:49 am
each holds 8oz, i wonder how many times you’d have to ‘hand throw’ it to fill it??
April 21, 2010 at 9:54 am
Hey honey, I think you missed a spot.
April 21, 2010 at 9:55 am
I just called Chuck over to the computer and made him look at this. You made him laugh. Good Job April! LOL
April 21, 2010 at 9:55 am
#11 doodlewhore.com : I simultaneously hate and love you for that link.
April 21, 2010 at 9:55 am
I got a bowl, got a bowl of cummed on sunshine
I got a bowl and I know that it’s all mine, oh, oh oh oh
April 21, 2010 at 9:56 am
You can even toss salads in it!
April 21, 2010 at 9:58 am
*Apologies to Natasha Beddingfield for that parody…
April 21, 2010 at 10:00 am
#3 Patty, I had a friend who actually ate like that. I used to ask if she was going to eat her food or fuck it.
April 21, 2010 at 10:01 am
It’s the perfect serving bowl for this.
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/01/bu-cakey/
April 21, 2010 at 10:04 am
I disagree with the claim that the glaze contains no toxic materials.
I stayed away from many men in college who were known to have untreated toxic materials in their glaze.
April 21, 2010 at 10:08 am
I have heard of having a cup full of sunshine…having a bowl full of sunshine gives it a whole new meaning
April 21, 2010 at 10:09 am
(Katrina and the Waves/Walking On Sunshine)
I once was Master Of My Domain
Then I saw your bowl
Now I spank my monkey all day
I have no self control
Every time that I see your stoneware
Gotta polish my rod
‘Cause I just can’t wait
‘Til I’m glazing your bowl with my wad
(chorus)
I’m wankin’ on sunshine, woh-oh
I’m wankin’ on sunshine, woh-oh
I’m wankin’ on sunshine, woh-oh
And don’t it feel good?
Hey, all right now
And don’t it feel good?
Hey, yeah
April 21, 2010 at 10:09 am
In my head I hear George Takei saying Oh my!
April 21, 2010 at 10:13 am
Suda #29 Perfect pairing! hahaha!
April 21, 2010 at 10:15 am
I’ve always liked to lick the bowl….
April 21, 2010 at 10:20 am
@skully
April 21, 2010 at 10:20 am
1st boy: What’s this pee and ‘cream’ stuff?
2nd boy: Some cereal bowl. Glaze supposed to be good for you.
1st boy: D’you use it?
2nd boy: I’m not gonna use it, you use it.
1st boy: I’m not gonna use it.
2nd boy: Let’s get Mikey!
1st boy: Yeah!
2nd boy: He won’t eat outta it. He hates everything.
(Pause)
He likes it!
1st boy: Hey Mikey!
April 21, 2010 at 10:22 am
you know, if I had a wedding to go to, I would be buying these.
April 21, 2010 at 10:44 am
This is perfect for cream of mushroom soup. (think about it)
April 21, 2010 at 10:46 am
@ISUS-
Love it.
Sooo sad what happened to Mikey with the Pop Rocks and Coke.
April 21, 2010 at 11:02 am
Instead of going on about purposes and wanky glaze colours, the description might as well have just said “Basically it’s a bowl of jizz.”
April 21, 2010 at 11:02 am
Man, I really wanted to leave a clever comment on this one.
But nothing beats #3Patty. I tip my hat to you– and hereby nominate that for Comment of the Day.
April 21, 2010 at 11:09 am
Looks like a nice job to me. The seller must be pretty handy.
April 21, 2010 at 11:13 am
This is the pottery Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore made in “Ghost”
April 21, 2010 at 11:26 am
they really should give you a complementary napkin set with these.
April 21, 2010 at 11:28 am
Thanks, ISUS! LOL at your Life cereal parody.
April 21, 2010 at 11:32 am
Golly y’all sure do have splooge on the brain. This is just some deconstructed lemon meringue pie.
April 21, 2010 at 11:38 am
This looks like the spit bowl from “Debbie Does Dallas.”
April 21, 2010 at 11:39 am
*hangs head in shame* I don’t derserve to be a Regretsian. I had to read the comments to figure out the WTF. *hands in memebership card*
April 21, 2010 at 11:39 am
#46, Oh fuck , yuck.
April 21, 2010 at 11:51 am
#48: I live to put images in people’s minds that you need a coat hanger to remove.
April 21, 2010 at 11:52 am
Jizz is so in …….. Penis/Vagina crafts are so 2009
April 21, 2010 at 12:03 pm
The doorbell rang and I answered it. It was Helen from next door. “Hi, Mr. Bayou. Can I borrow a cup of cream?” she asked, proffering the bowl. “Sure, I replied,” taking the bowl and pulling out my creamsickle. “Take off your top and rub your tits,” I told her. “I can fill it faster that way.”
Which is exactly how it happened, Your Honor. It was mistake ANYONE could have made.
April 21, 2010 at 12:04 pm
I’m considering financing a bathroom remodel by selling the old reglazed bathtub on etsy.
Say, that bowl wouldn’t happen to be haunted by the spirit of a dead prostitute now, would it?
April 21, 2010 at 12:05 pm
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April 21, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Dude needs to keep his lovin’ spoonful to himself.
April 21, 2010 at 12:09 pm
What if I named the bowl Eileen? Then you’d NEVER get the song out of your head. (cue Dexy’s Midnight Runners)
April 21, 2010 at 12:09 pm
#55 OMGLOL why didn’t I think of that earlier?!?!
April 21, 2010 at 12:09 pm
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April 21, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Shit Bill, when you’re on a roll, fill that bowl.
April 21, 2010 at 12:12 pm
“Relax don’t do it – when you want some soup…when you want some SOUP
—–Frankie Goes to(a) Hollywood (diner)
April 21, 2010 at 12:13 pm
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April 21, 2010 at 12:15 pm
I can always count on Regretsy to keep me focused on bodily discharges during my down time.
April 21, 2010 at 12:18 pm
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April 21, 2010 at 12:21 pm
perfect for serving cucumbers, cumquats, cream of sum-yung-gai, well, you get the jizt of what I’ve been saying… it’s multipurpose.
“If you’re going to spooge, spooge into this” to bastardize the Wayne’s World quote…
April 21, 2010 at 12:23 pm
If glazing takes longer than 4 hours, seek immediate medical treatment.
April 21, 2010 at 12:25 pm
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April 21, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Does this cum in pink?
April 21, 2010 at 12:32 pm
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April 21, 2010 at 12:34 pm
#70 twatsup, why yes it does ,just move a bit to the left.
April 21, 2010 at 12:35 pm
(um,oops) # 72 twatsup)
April 21, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Bill, you’re killing me! This reminds me of my all time fav actual Craigslist ad: Young man looking for a farm/ranch hand job.
April 21, 2010 at 12:39 pm
It wasn’t until the experiment was over that they realized 2 guys 1 bowl was not nearly disturbing enough to get them as much notoriety as that other video.
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April 21, 2010 at 12:48 pm
@BillsBayou
Yeah–your bowl runneth over, huh?
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April 21, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Cum off of it Bill, we’re drowning in it already ,lol.
April 21, 2010 at 12:54 pm
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April 21, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Hey! Look who discovered the internet!
April 21, 2010 at 1:06 pm
#88 @ MajorDanger-Bwahahahaha !!!
April 21, 2010 at 1:12 pm
It’s an ancient test of virility. The ability to “decorate” pottery determined who you married. This is probably worth thousands of dollars to an anthropology museum or something. Either that or it’s barely worth eighteen dollars on Etsy.
April 21, 2010 at 1:21 pm
# 90 @ mtopia, so true ,so true.
My first husband was a lousy glazer, so I divorced his ass & got myself a real artiste.
April 21, 2010 at 1:24 pm
#91 hamoza. Nice. I’ve never been married, but I shall keep a bowl handy in case it ever comes up. (Pun only sort of intended)
April 21, 2010 at 1:28 pm
@mtopia- heads up, it’s always good to be prepared.
April 21, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Anyone else has Sunshine Of Your Love by Cream stuck in his/her head?
April 21, 2010 at 1:38 pm
When I see something like this, I just have to wonder, did the seller want to make a bowl that looked like there was spunk dripping down the sides?
April 21, 2010 at 1:40 pm
@95 Desire: undetermined
Success: definite
April 21, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Up next on Regretsy – GLAZED DONUTS!!
April 21, 2010 at 1:46 pm
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April 21, 2010 at 1:52 pm
This Asian soup bowl was made for Cream of Sum-Yung-Guy (A personal fav)
April 21, 2010 at 1:58 pm
#99 @ burtreynlds -lollzzz
My fortune cookie says ‘you’re going to get lucky soon’… maybe I’m going to get a bowl of that delivered tonight.
April 21, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Okay , I’m admittedly obsessed- if i get really really lucky, I’ll get some Cream of Sum-Yung-Well-Hung-Guy soup, from the Hunan province of course.
April 21, 2010 at 2:14 pm
April 21, 2010 at 2:14 pm
I love a dessert with a happy ending.
April 21, 2010 at 2:21 pm
ISUS, LOL!
April 21, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Hmm, I think somebody in this thread *really* needs to get laid…
April 21, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Can I guess who Razz?!
April 21, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Raz, you think someone has a backwads issue?
April 21, 2010 at 3:18 pm
i actually know several people with a fetish for this type thing. i know what they’re all getting for their next birthdays!
April 21, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Cumming soon to your grocery store’s cereal aisle:
April 21, 2010 at 3:59 pm
@VEDD, that logo deserves added points!
April 21, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Did this come from your land down under??
Sorry. Heard it on the radio, couldn’t resist.
April 21, 2010 at 4:20 pm
A perfect bowl to mix baby batter.
April 21, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Would you like a cup of cum off me…ummm er…coffee?
April 21, 2010 at 4:56 pm
And it’s sold!
Lordy, I want pics of whoever bought it eating cream of wheat out of it.
April 21, 2010 at 5:00 pm
@Wilma: you know, I had never thought of it that way. What sorts of drugs might someone ingest secondhand through a guy’s spooge?
I know the perfect ice cream sundae for these bowls: two scoops of vanilla ice cream, half a banana, stood on end. Garnish with chocolate sprinkles over the ice cream and drizzle white chocolate over the banana. Cherry optional.
April 21, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Okay, screw you whoever bought those. Just as I finished typing my last post I realized that I kind of wanted them.
April 21, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Oh, nasty.
April 21, 2010 at 9:49 pm
Well. This is one wedding gift that was put to good use.
August 9, 2010 at 3:43 pm
i don’t even wanna know what the glaze is made off……
now excuse me while i go vomit
October 22, 2011 at 12:17 am
bowl-kakke = bukkake
i guess it was meant to be like that =P