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It’s Britney, Bitch

LOL . . . I didn’t like your shirt so I put a picture of a Prada blouse over it.

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124 comments on It’s Britney, Bitch

  1. TooManyCookbooks
    April 14, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    Her skill with the English language is equal to her Photoshop skills. If her sewing is at the same level, I weep for her buyers.

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  2. mickey
    April 14, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    Oh, baby, baby…

    *shakes head*
    *resigns from the human race*

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  3. TooManyCookbooks
    April 14, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    Comment:The Sequel!
    The spouse just caught a glimpse of this and asked me why someone MS Painted Britney Spears on to what looks like a poorly-constructed cross. Why, indeed.

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  4. hamoza
    April 14, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    She bespooked the bespoke & she hacked then she halked & she horked & she whacked & she’s whacked nevermind

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  5. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    April 14, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    So… it’s a stripper outfit?

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  6. evacooper
    April 14, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    the 4th picture on etsy is truly scary…

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  7. Srsly
    April 14, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    Wait, wait.

    “will post more photos of this outfit as a skirt too later.. ”

    It doubles as a three-piece skant!?

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  8. Whawhawhatsis
    April 14, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    GUC indeed.

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  9. Sandra D
    April 14, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  10. BettyMachete
    April 14, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    Don’t know which is scarier, the hacked up shirt that looks like it will fall down in a whisper- or that photoshop (paint) of Britney.

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  11. Srsly
    April 14, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    @9 – “I am the mother of two grown boys and an almost grown daughter.” ….I’m 99.9% sure that is NOT a hugely pregnant belly. I’m not sure if that’s better, or worse.

    (I vote worse.)

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  12. Efit
    April 14, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    What is this crazy shit, ya’ll?

    If she’d photoshopped Mr. T over her face instead of Brittany? Yeah, I’d have bought it.

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  13. Patty has been abducted by an Alien
    April 14, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    Oh, thank you for posting this! Up till now, I thought my Photoshop skills sucked!

    I’m a freakin’ Photoshop genius by comparison!

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  14. Efit
    April 14, 2010 at 1:52 pm
  15. Orlana
    April 14, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    Someone needs to explain to her about gravity and breasts and why she should be wearing a bra in these pictures.

    Ew.

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  16. X Random Snarker X
    April 14, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    Sandra, I’m sorry to inform you, but if you meant in the third pic down, then no… not belly, but boobs…

    why not just leave it as bad photography rather than make it worse, and more confusing to try and figure out, with poor photoshopping?

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  17. 3 toed sloth
    April 14, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    im glad she told us Britney was photo shoped in there, i never would of gussed

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  18. KitCameo
    April 14, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  19. Orlana
    April 14, 2010 at 1:56 pm
  20. mtopia
    April 14, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    I am just gonna go ahead call shenanigans on this. There is no way she got Britney to model. It’s shopped!

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  21. X Random Snarker X
    April 14, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    What the heck is this supposed to be?
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=44059284

    I always wondered how I’m supposed to use all five of the photo spaces, and now I believe I understand! You take five close up photos of five different areas of the item, and leave it to the buyer to try and piece it all together in thier head!

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  22. mtopia
    April 14, 2010 at 1:59 pm
  23. hautemom
    April 14, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    dude, i am so tempted to chop up one of my husband’s “gently used” shirts tonight. i need a new outfit so i can look like britney, bitches.

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  24. zregretsy
    April 14, 2010 at 1:59 pm
  25. hamoza
    April 14, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    #22meth, lol, could what’s hiding actually be worse than what is revealed?

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  26. Orlana
    April 14, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    I love this one.

    “It’s too small for me, but I’m gonna cram myself in it anyway!”

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=42483553

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  27. MajorDanger
    April 14, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Celebrity Rear Gear.

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  28. mtopia
    April 14, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    @24 This reminds me of that photoshopped pageant alien:
    http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.136903739.jpg

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  29. hamoza
    April 14, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    #26 Orlana , omg that so called ‘derby’ tank might be more aptly named ‘derpy’ tank…

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  30. razberries
    April 14, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    that weird-ass head in a box reminds me of Max Headroom, circa 1985

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  31. carecaribou
    April 14, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    Why can no one spell “whimsical?” Although she almost gets it right on this one:

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=41282083

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  32. X Random Snarker X
    April 14, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    Why would anyone who from photos in other listings, is clearly over 30 insist on typing like some half witted teenager? ThIs KiNd Of ShIt is not even acceptable coming from a 14 year old!
    Old people trying too hard to act young is a personal pet peeve. I think one can pull off a younger age better, by acting, dressing, speaking, with class

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  33. razberries
    April 14, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    Surprised nobody mentioned this gem yet…

    “I am looking to create some interesting bustiers with your favorite football teams, movie stars and well, it’s a surprise, but they will be made out of clear plastic, fusible webb and paper..yes I said paper, well magazine clippings”

    GOD HELP US ALL.

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  34. X Random Snarker X
    April 14, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    *Hears dueling banjos*

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  35. X Random Snarker X
    April 14, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Bwa ha ha ha ha!

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  36. Buzzkill To Teenagers
    April 14, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    I know, with all the other fuckery going on that it’s easy to miss… but it’s y’all. y’all. not ya’ll. Unless someone name Yaya just became a dragon-rider.

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  37. Efit
    April 14, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    LOOK >>>> @#12
    I’m not kidding YA’LL. Someone photoshop Mr. T over this bullshit and I’ll buy it.

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  38. Buzzkill To Teenagers
    April 14, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    actually, not even then. If Yaya became a dragon-rider, her/his name would be Y’y.

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  39. Buzzkill To Teenagers
    April 14, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    sorRy. I didn’t catch that. I was too busy laughing about Mr T.

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  40. Bobbi
    April 14, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    1 sleeve + 1 sleeve + 1 collar + 1 strapless shirt = 3 pieces?

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  41. bootsychoo
    April 14, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    3 words:
    Scariest.
    Skants.
    Ever.

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  42. Sandra D
    April 14, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  43. SHERITADELEE
    April 14, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  44. Kecky
    April 14, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    I’m having a lot of trouble figuring out how this is a three-piece set. Am I missing something? I mean, are the sleeves connected at the back? Or do you have to pay extra for the actual shirt part? Is the collar for display only??? Is anybody else as confused by this as I am?????

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  45. X Random Snarker X
    April 14, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    What the hell dragon rider crap is everyone goin’ on about?! Gah, I hate being out of the loop

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  46. LeeLooDallas
    April 14, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    Ooops…please don’t do it again.

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  47. twatsupcock
    April 14, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    This is toxic. . .

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  48. designerchick
    April 14, 2010 at 2:43 pm
  49. Lexiii
    April 14, 2010 at 2:44 pm
  50. Julie of Respect Your Mother
    April 14, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    i quickly need someone to explain photo #4 to me. WHAT am i looking at?!

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  51. Efit
    April 14, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    @#44 – Yeah she may be disabled (age-challenged?) and it may all be a little sad, but…it cracks me the frack up.

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  52. SHERITADELEE
    April 14, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  53. X Random Snarker X
    April 14, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    Ugh… Duh… Just realised I made a mistake in my post #16… I meant to say the fourth photo…
    I am so smart S-M-R-T

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  54. SHERITADELEE
    April 14, 2010 at 2:49 pm

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  55. Julie of Respect Your Mother
    April 14, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    oooh. boobies. wow. well, good for her i guess. mine are not quite that substantial so my brain didn’t automatically go there. i see it now though.

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  56. Buzzkill To Teenagers
    April 14, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    #46 Random Snarker… dragon riders are from Anne McCaferry’s “Pern” series, and her usage of apostrophes in character names.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_in_Dragonriders_of_Pern

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  57. ckinsobe
    April 14, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    The frikkin thing sold….

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  58. Buzzkill To Teenagers
    April 14, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    (I am such a geek, I know)

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  59. Efit
    April 14, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    @#49: GODDAMN IT designerchick.

    Well (sigh). As promised:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/moxierev/4521263699/

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  60. SHERITADELEE
    April 14, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  61. X Random Snarker X
    April 14, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  62. raven
    April 14, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    At least they are not charging a crazy amount for it……..

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  63. HelenaHandbasket
    April 14, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    Since it was the “cutes top ever” and she really wanted to keep it for herself, I was going to vote we let her, but someone went and bought it and done broke her little heart to pieces.

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  64. The Goose
    April 14, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    She could have at least shaved her armpits.

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  65. bootsychoo
    April 14, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    Wow, she must’ve Twittered her posse to red-thumb us all.
    It’s the Bizarro version of “Vote for the Worst” on American Idol.

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  66. KitCameo
    April 14, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    #60 Efit – WIN.

    That is all.

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  67. sticksandtunes
    April 14, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    If I wanted something like this, I’d hunt down the bustier from the Jean Paul Gaultier for Target collection instead of buying this downcycled men’s shirt.

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  68. steviesegel
    April 14, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    please oh please tell me some regretsian bought it!

    would love to see someone model it, perhaps sitting on a bear statue’s lap, wearing mittens…holding a sign that says “say what?”

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  69. KitCameo
    April 14, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    #18 – It seems as if my snark from above was in very poor taste. Those are the very two biggest arguments coming from Regretsy-haters, are they not? I see no reason why they would red-thumb me when I speak their causes!

    fyi- The disabled woman my mom works with makes very beautiful rosaries, and knitted assessories: http://www.artfire.com/modules.php?name=Shop&op=listing&product_id=334621

    Though, I took the photo, & it’s on (gasp!) ArtFire, so I may have hurt my cause.

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  70. benconservato
    April 14, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    I noticed she couldn’t count as well… on top of everything else. Yes, it is sold.

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  71. bootsychoo
    April 14, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    Efit – oh no you di’int.
    We expect photos, with lots of armpit shots.

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  72. LeeLooDallas
    April 14, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    Armpit shots!!!

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  73. Orlana
    April 14, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    #69 KitCameo

    Ok, I’m going to be blunt. This woman is in her 40s (which I found out on her myspace page), has 3 children (info from her Etsy profile), and is dressing up in a bad Lady Gaga wig and sunglasses. If there’s any disabilities here, it’s called “midlife crisis”.

    That being said, let me tell you what I’m offended by. It’s people like you with this PC crap. I’m a diagnosed obsessive compulsive. I’ve been on medication since I was 11 (I’m now 27) and I will have to…

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  74. Chrisnyc1213
    April 14, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    Oh, to be a fly on the wall when the buyer wears this to work.

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  75. KitCameo
    April 14, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    #73 Orlana- I wasn’t being PC, that was the whole point. I was being snarky by saying that the two main arguments anti-Regretsians have totally contradict one another. I knew I was going to confuse some people, though.

    I would hazard a guess that 99% of the people who make crap that looks like it might be made by a disabled person is definitely not.

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  76. KitCameo
    April 14, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    *are. ARE definitely not :P

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  77. Spokes
    April 14, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    Is anyone else bothered by the lack of undergarments? I would have it dry cleaned before I’d wear it. just sayin, ya’ll

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  78. hamoza
    April 14, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    Oh Effit, I’m sure you’ll wear it well, no matter which way you assemble the ensemble.

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  79. Orlana
    April 14, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    continue to take meds until I die to function with the rest of society. As someone with a disability and gets therapy through creative means, I find nothing wrong with this website. If Helen featured something from my shop, I would laugh because I don’t take myself so seriously that I can’t accept criticism.
    Also, you hurt your cause posting that picture by pointing out the woman who created it is disabled. YOU made it an issue. Those of us w/ the handicap don’t like making a big deal out…

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  80. fluffynotfat
    April 14, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    #78 eeeewwwwwwwwwwww
    true but eeeewwwwwwwww

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  81. KitCameo
    April 14, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    #80 – I agree with you. I making fun of REGRETSY-haters :) As far as the picture goes, that was just icing on the top for hater red-thumb trolls.

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  82. bootsychoo
    April 14, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    Efit – if you go skantsy, please choose your undergarments carefully.
    And, consider some “lady-scaping”.
    And, tell us where you put the collar.

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  83. sudabaki©
    April 14, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    @KitCameo: I just caught up but I knew you were being sarcastic. Where is that damn snark font when you need it??

    @Orlana: I met KitCameo in Glendale and can vouch for her being snarky.

    Damn internet. I hate when snark gets lost in translation.

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  84. Orlana
    April 14, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    #76 KitCameo
    Then I apologize. It didn’t look like snark to me but I’d trust Suda with my life (not really =P). And I gotta make this short because apparently there’s a trojan and God knows what else on my computer and my pc is screaming at me to do something.

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  85. KitCameo
    April 14, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    #84 sudabaki© (nice use of copyright, btw) Thanks for vouching for me. I’ve been commenting on the FB page for a lot longer than I have here, so I figured there’d be some confusion.

    @Orlana – I’ve green-thumbed you because I know the confusion is my fault, since I did anticipate it :)

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  86. KitCameo
    April 14, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    @sudabaki – Wait… we’ve met?! Whooooo are YoOOuUU? (spoken like the Caterpillar)

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  87. sudabaki©
    April 14, 2010 at 4:50 pm
  88. KitCameo
    April 14, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    @sudabaki – You are the one who won Christie’s doll? I was so JEALOUS! @_@

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  89. sudabaki©
    April 14, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    Oh no, that wasn’t me, but I did take a pic with her. I think you’re the only person I talked to, who I forgot to take a picture with:-/

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  90. Mookie
    April 14, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    Doll clothes + Hooker bar-wear = (well, actually, it equals this store, inexplicably)

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  91. KitCameo
    April 14, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    That’s okay, I’m embarrassed of my photos from that day. One looks like I have to pee… next to a giant penis, and the other looks like I’m scared shitless that Morgan is gonna bite my ear off!

    There are a lot of people in those photos, so I’ve whittled you down to one of the four other people I spoke to that is in them :P

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  92. Monstrosa
    April 14, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    @KitCameo – We need that irony emoticon/snarkmark (.) Except no one will know what it is.
    I’ve had the same problem before. Anytime I repeat stupid things stupid people say, thinking “No one will think I’m being serious because what I’m saying is too ridiculous,” well, it just ends badly.

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  93. TacomaMiss
    April 14, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Whatever the heck a “club top” is, I never want to see one again.

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  94. sudabaki©
    April 14, 2010 at 5:07 pm
  95. Monstrosa
    April 14, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    I keep getting distracted by how great the Prada blouse is. It’s like my brain doesn’t want to process the other thing.

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  96. MsChristy McKnickers
    April 14, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    The sad thing is that “hacking into this shirt” doesn’t do a bit for greening up the environment, considering it’s probably 100% cotton, which will decompose pretty quickly. Let’s see her do this to some 100% polyester garbage, then I’ll be really impressed, but still nauseous.

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  97. KitCameo
    April 14, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    #95 – Huzzah clarity AND giant penises!!

    #96 – I LOVE the Prada blouse O_O

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  98. moi
    April 14, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    Gasp…does that mean I can by the Prada shirt for $11.99? Please please please????

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  99. SHERITADELEE
    April 14, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  100. hamoza
    April 14, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    Whoa, FTW.

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  101. X Random Snarker X
    April 14, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  102. MsChristy McKnickers
    April 14, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    Yes, a smilie with a number sign for a nose is SO SNARKY! Ugh, that thing looks like an alcoholic cauliflower nose. Gross.

    http://www.top-ten-glasgow-guide.com/images/red-nose-day.jpg

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  103. janncri
    April 14, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    Well shit, it sold. And I wanted to buy this to go boot scootin’ at the red neck bar down the road, y’all…

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  104. X Random Snarker X
    April 14, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  105. Monstrosa
    April 14, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    #102 X Random Snarker X :
    I love it! Thanks!

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  106. Helen Killer
    April 14, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    @ #105, it’s fine!

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  107. X Random Snarker X
    April 14, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    yaaaay!! Not shunned!

    *breaths a sigh of relief*

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  108. beluga
    April 14, 2010 at 9:06 pm

    #103 – have to agree, i literally immediately thought of that with the snarkicon. or like someone punched them in the nose for not understanding the snark.

    just want to point of using the word “photoshop” isn’t so accurate describe this horrify ms paint job.

    and seriously, this three piece club (read: attempting to be sexy/slutty) top is can be used TOO multipurpose. it can also be a skirt?

    seriously though, are those rectangles hiding the meth production or what?

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  109. beluga
    April 14, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    *horrifying, and no is… i have had wine sigh

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  110. StaticCling
    April 14, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    I want to see a customer appreciation action shot!

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  111. sudabaki©
    April 14, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    BTW, I’m not really the giant penis. That’s none other than SoapyHo.

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  112. snarkeygirl
    April 15, 2010 at 12:52 am

    I’ve got two problems with this listing. #1 this listing. #2 The comment about the mid-life crisis at 40. I resemble that remark!

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  113. lemon floor wax
    April 15, 2010 at 7:07 am

    Thanks for looking and happy Etsying, your friendly Etsy seller! Ü☆ツ☜Ångela☞ツ♥Ü Jadeangel1
    ♥~Jadeangel 1☮☮% αηgєℓ~♥ Hand-made by an Angel.
    ♥~Jadeangel 1☮☮% αηgєℓ~♥ made by an Angel..Angela!
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    ♥~Angela ♥~Jadeangel 1☮☮% αηgєℓ~♥

    Adults do not type like this. Please put away your sewing…

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  114. lemon floor wax
    April 15, 2010 at 7:17 am

    machine, computer and crafts until you have finished your midlife crisis. Thank you.
    (I hate getting cut off!)

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  115. chunkadelic
    April 15, 2010 at 8:50 am

    C’mon people, nothing says class like an ill-fitting, see through outfit, that promises to fall off (minus the dickey/collar) the moment you start shaking what yo mama gave you.

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  116. Mahekun
    April 15, 2010 at 8:54 am

    One of the most annoying things about her photos (at least the ones where you can see her face) is her awful kissy-face. Kissy-face poses are terrible and unattractive no matter what age. And what exactly is that expression supposed to be conveying? “I’m a slut”? or maybe, “I’ll kiss your ass for you”? Or how about, “My brain only contains enough cells to allow me to make just this expression”? I’m gonna guess all three.

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  117. DTKMKihn.blogspot.com
    April 15, 2010 at 10:42 am

    I believe this was a thinly veiled attempt to show off her tits… They probably cost a fortune, and she’s hoping to pay for them with the etsy shop.

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  118. DTKMKihn.blogspot.com
    April 15, 2010 at 10:43 am

    @116- I don’t think her mama gave her those!

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  119. Whimsicko
    April 15, 2010 at 11:18 am

    And how f***ing dare anyone make fun of Britney…

    She’s a human being!!!!

    Leave Britney Spears alone!!!!!

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  120. VoteAudrey
    April 15, 2010 at 11:39 am

    What have we learned here?
    1. If you don’t like your face, paint on Britney Spears
    2. Recycling means taking a perfectly decent item and rendering indecent
    3. The tighter, skimpier, fluffier, the better (add glitter for bonus points)
    4. GrAmmER *&* sPElliN iz 4 SUCKAZ

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  121. Brandex
    April 15, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    If she painted her skin green this would work. Don’t make her angry!

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  122. bellum
    April 17, 2010 at 7:51 am

    I totally agree with you @118- just showing off what she believes are her bodacious ta tas!

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  123. andraste
    April 17, 2010 at 11:03 pm

    Someone bought this!!! I want to find out who and sell her my hacked up shirts too

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