I gotta know, what difference does it make if they don’t have kids and don’t plan on having them? Does this have an effect on the intake of “orange items manly”?
Twenty cents? A nice carrot butt plug would fit that bill, both uni-sex , manly & multipurpose, not necessarily custom , but could be hand carved for textural interest.
So now Etsy is a gift idea service? Couldn’t she just ask her girlfriends, or people at work? I also thought she meant mainly orange, not manly, but apparently not.
I have a bunch of orange crayons melted to my seat covers. I want new ones anyway, so for $0.20, I’d be willing to cut the spot out, glue it to posterboard and call it art. Will that work?
“…we also have a mongoose though, and I think he likes hammer head sharks, yahtzee and monopoly. Every time I google “hammer” I get a barrage of photos of Stanley Kirk Burrell, and there’s no way I can ever sift thru all of those.”
Where’s HamatoKameko when we need her to set us straight?
“Also, for the billionth time, “.20″ is what people put when they don’t have a set price limit. They have to put *something*, so they put the default lowest amount as a way of saying “name your price.” I really don’t see why that’s so hard to understand.”
Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
April 13, 2010 at 3:14 pm
well I think this alchemy request is self explanatory:
Anyone who refers to their husband as “HUBBY” (bech puke vomit) is obviously too stupid and co-dependent to be able to think of anything for herself, let alone gifts for said “HUBBY”
Aww I like Tara, she amuses me with her sluttery. And to the poster’s credit, people often put a ridiculous small amount when they don’t have a specific price they’re looking for. But that is the ONLY thing to her credit. I have no idea what this request is asking for. I THINK an orange, manly thing, but….I am totally thrown off by the mention of children and VWs. What?
Aren’t “hubs” slang for the things that decorate the wheels of cars?
And if I have to refer to the person to whom I’m married by something other than his name (or “hey, you!”), It will now be “my man-witch” or possibly “spouse”
Look at the orange.
Now look at me.
Now look at the orange.
Now Look at me.
Don’t you wish your orange were manly like me?
uh… or don’t you wish your man were orange like me?
uh…
That boingboing thing looks like a frightened… I dunno… fish in a batman mask?? Something.
Whatever it is, it’s scareprised shitless.
I lurve the manties though.
(I’m purposely not commenting on the actual post here. I can’t form a coherent thought about it after reading it. It sucked the smart out of me and made me sleepy)
Just get an orange, it’s the right color, they come in different shapes. it cost about 20 cents and that was the only word that you actually spelled right. Go for it!
How about a necktie with a print of Level 4 Cat riding an orange Karmann Ghia?
(I’ll leave those with real Photoshop skills to work up that image. And it also occurs to me that Zazzle allows you to print ties…I think we might need said tie in the Regretsy shop.)
“I just don’t know where my husband’s love of ornage comes from. He’s a strange guy in some ways. Like he has all these big tattoos and gets real upset when he drops the soap in the shower. He’s really good with cars though. He can even make our VW start without the keys in it!”
April 13, 2010 at 1:35 pm
don’t know what hurts my eyes more, tara reid or the spelling errors in that request…LOL
April 13, 2010 at 1:35 pm
*facepalm*
April 13, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Thank gawd their not breeding.
April 13, 2010 at 1:36 pm
*they’re*
duh
April 13, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Wow – their cat sure has a pretty sophisticated taste in cars!
April 13, 2010 at 1:39 pm
I’ll send George Hamilton over if you double your price.
April 13, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I gotta know, what difference does it make if they don’t have kids and don’t plan on having them? Does this have an effect on the intake of “orange items manly”?
April 13, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Knock knock!
Who’s there?!
Orange!
Orange who?!
Orange you glad I don’t know how to spell “realistic,” so that you can mock me relentlessly?
April 13, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Twenty cents? A nice carrot butt plug would fit that bill, both uni-sex , manly & multipurpose, not necessarily custom , but could be hand carved for textural interest.
April 13, 2010 at 1:42 pm
So now Etsy is a gift idea service? Couldn’t she just ask her girlfriends, or people at work? I also thought she meant mainly orange, not manly, but apparently not.
April 13, 2010 at 1:42 pm
When I search “ornage” I get nothing. I dunno. (?)
April 13, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Do men like GoLitely? I know I didn’t.
April 13, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Wow – a pic of Tara Reid WITHOUT her flashing a nip.
Miracles DO happen.
April 13, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Maybe they could make the spell check button orange.
April 13, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I really shouldn’t be so harsh.
Maybe “reolistic” is Canadian.
Or…well…nevermind.
April 13, 2010 at 1:46 pm
not nessisarily custom…which means that you could give the pizza earrings?
April 13, 2010 at 1:47 pm
I’m guessing she’ll get some ideas in the “whatever” category.
April 13, 2010 at 1:48 pm
What really gets me is their ideal price .20 and that they actually have 9 bids. Something orange manly and definitely not for kids or cats.
April 13, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Isn’t orange the new black?
April 13, 2010 at 1:49 pm
I have a bunch of orange crayons melted to my seat covers. I want new ones anyway, so for $0.20, I’d be willing to cut the spot out, glue it to posterboard and call it art. Will that work?
April 13, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Voila! Something that is orange and “Reolistic”:
http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/7136/orangereol.jpg
fyi, a “Reol” is a race of humanoid aliens from Stargate: http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/Reol
April 13, 2010 at 1:50 pm
I don’t understand. There are Volkswagens other than Bugs, Busses, and Jettas? Are they ornage too? I feel a 70′s flashback coming on.
April 13, 2010 at 1:51 pm
#5 LeeLooDallas: My first read through I wondered why it mattered what kind of cars the cat liked.
And I’m still not at all sure I know what the heck this person is looking for.
April 13, 2010 at 1:52 pm
#21@ PaintedKitty-does that come with a little orange sunshine perhaps?
April 13, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Something orange men like? She needs to read Regretsy .
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20340821&ref=sr_gallery_1&&ga_search_query=orange+drive+thru&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes=tags&includes=title
April 13, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Maybe the cat will be driving to the post office to pick all the ornage whatevers up.
April 13, 2010 at 1:56 pm
For twenty cents, they could just buy an orange.
April 13, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Little known fact: We Canadians absorb vitamin c from orange things. We developed it to avoid contracting the scurvy.
That said maybe some citrus fruits would be good for your husband. They are inexpensive and they also don’t have to be custom made.
April 13, 2010 at 2:00 pm
@#26 Sorry to bite your style with the oranges. I should have refreshed before commenting.
April 13, 2010 at 2:00 pm
http://www.teamhard.com/files/Ebay/2008ebay/caps/orangethcap.jpg
April 13, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Maybe she could spray paint some orange flames down the side of her cat’s VW.
That’s manly.
April 13, 2010 at 2:07 pm
UNISEX =/= MANLY
April 13, 2010 at 2:08 pm
“…anything that’s unisex or manly or whatever”
The guy sounds a bit ambiguous, or whatever.
A new implant product is just right for his needs…
April 13, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Ok, so this isn’t reolistic…
April 13, 2010 at 2:12 pm
#6@itismemc-George Hamilton-bwahahahahaha
April 13, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Raz, I love Orangina!
April 13, 2010 at 2:13 pm
@ISUS and Raz: Hilarious!
April 13, 2010 at 2:14 pm
I think I’ve got it- adopt a purrfect orange tabby cat!
April 13, 2010 at 2:15 pm
SKULLY-gee, did you have a bad night or something?
April 13, 2010 at 2:15 pm
ISUS and raz – you guys crack me up!
I was just going to suggest a hunting vest. That’s pretty manly or whatever.
April 13, 2010 at 2:21 pm
“Wilma Fingerdoo”. I just got that. After 6 months. File under “derp”.
April 13, 2010 at 2:25 pm
#25 Cineaste :
Something orange men like? She needs to read Regretsy .
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20340821&ref=sr_gallery_1&&ga_search_query=orange+drive+thru
*****************************
I am just SHOCKED that this has NOT sold yet???!!!
April 13, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Do you think her husband would appreciate a Tangwich? He’s the one who likes orange, right? And the cat, he’s the one who likes cars? I’m so confused…
April 13, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Apparently he only likes the boring VW’s. I don’t think anyone gets nostalgic over the Fox or the monstrously underpowered diesel Rabbit.
April 13, 2010 at 2:35 pm
April 13, 2010 at 2:35 pm
…to surprise him she should just dye her “carpet” orange. I’m thinking use the same henna Helen used on Mac.
April 13, 2010 at 2:37 pm
“…we also have a mongoose though, and I think he likes hammer head sharks, yahtzee and monopoly. Every time I google “hammer” I get a barrage of photos of Stanley Kirk Burrell, and there’s no way I can ever sift thru all of those.”
April 13, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Where’s HamatoKameko when we need her to set us straight?
“Also, for the billionth time, “.20″ is what people put when they don’t have a set price limit. They have to put *something*, so they put the default lowest amount as a way of saying “name your price.” I really don’t see why that’s so hard to understand.”
April 13, 2010 at 2:43 pm
@Suda, I suspect HamatoKameko could also set us straight on “unisex or manly or whatever”.
April 13, 2010 at 2:48 pm
I think I just felt her red thumb.
April 13, 2010 at 2:49 pm
I guess it’s better than being fingered.
April 13, 2010 at 2:50 pm
…or Skully’s bathtub of Cheetos
April 13, 2010 at 2:59 pm
LOL, Skully – I was thinking a model Karmann Ghia made out of Cheetos.
April 13, 2010 at 3:07 pm
The boyfriend is a gemini according to the complete alchemy listing. So I guess he’ll need 2 ornages.
April 13, 2010 at 3:14 pm
well I think this alchemy request is self explanatory:
Anyone who refers to their husband as “HUBBY” (bech puke vomit) is obviously too stupid and co-dependent to be able to think of anything for herself, let alone gifts for said “HUBBY”
No wonder he wont breed with her
April 13, 2010 at 3:19 pm
@ #55, it’s still not as hateful as “the hubs”.
April 13, 2010 at 3:26 pm
I love my hubs, you have all crossed a line! I’m outta here!
April 13, 2010 at 3:28 pm
#55 & 56:
“The Hubster”.
“My Boo”
Of course, you can’t take my opinion for things, I refer to mine as “the disabled guy”.
April 13, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Aww I like Tara, she amuses me with her sluttery. And to the poster’s credit, people often put a ridiculous small amount when they don’t have a specific price they’re looking for. But that is the ONLY thing to her credit. I have no idea what this request is asking for. I THINK an orange, manly thing, but….I am totally thrown off by the mention of children and VWs. What?
April 13, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Perhaps a bikini constructed out of Circus Peanuts?
April 13, 2010 at 3:56 pm
April 13, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Aren’t “hubs” slang for the things that decorate the wheels of cars?
And if I have to refer to the person to whom I’m married by something other than his name (or “hey, you!”), It will now be “my man-witch” or possibly “spouse”
April 13, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Hmm. Maybe she would be happy with tickets to the Blue Man Group in Holland?
April 13, 2010 at 4:27 pm
@nymbus
I see what you did there.
April 13, 2010 at 4:29 pm
#61 @ISUS
Look at the orange.
Now look at me.
Now look at the orange.
Now Look at me.
Don’t you wish your orange were manly like me?
uh… or don’t you wish your man were orange like me?
uh…
April 13, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Orange is the new pink.
April 13, 2010 at 4:50 pm
ISUS & Razzie – you are killing me!!!
Reading the request is just too overwhelming. 20 cents??? My head is going to explode..
April 13, 2010 at 5:01 pm
This might give her an idea or two about some ‘thing’ she might want to grab.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/71485133@N00/4519472540/
April 13, 2010 at 5:11 pm
I ♥ the photo-shopping today!
April 13, 2010 at 5:19 pm
I don’t know about all of you, but I know I married my hubcap because he pimped my ride.
April 13, 2010 at 5:39 pm
I’m not married, but if I were: “Mr. Mtopia”
April 13, 2010 at 6:06 pm
OK, OK, searching “orange (ornage)” is too much, but has she tried searching orange+unisex+whatever+manly + VW-bugs-bus?
April 13, 2010 at 6:19 pm
See, now I thought comment #72 was funny.
And BTW it had 2 thumbs downs, I gave it a thumbs up, and now we are at an average of -1. So, that mystery is solved. Or whatever.
April 13, 2010 at 7:07 pm
#51 Wilma Fingerdoo – I JUST GOT IT!!!
April 13, 2010 at 8:37 pm
HermesGoddess- there were some posts earlier today that had -29 and -39. That’s a lot of thumbs-downing! The r-word Etsians have been busy here today!
April 13, 2010 at 9:52 pm
My dictionary has an orange cover. She’s welcome to have it.
April 13, 2010 at 10:18 pm
@75 – I took your suggestion and searched etsy only to discover this gem:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=44049558
and a general web search turned up this gem (surprisingly fitting for his love of cats):
http://tinyurl.com/y79k72y
and this thing, which looks like Segway’s ADHD cousin:
http://gadgets.boingboing.net/uno-04-25-2008.jpg
April 13, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Now that lil boingboing thing is cool! What man wouldn’t want that?! Too bad it isn’t embellished with cats, and made by Volkswagen!
April 14, 2010 at 12:26 am
That boingboing thing looks like a frightened… I dunno… fish in a batman mask?? Something.
Whatever it is, it’s scareprised shitless.
I lurve the manties though.
(I’m purposely not commenting on the actual post here. I can’t form a coherent thought about it after reading it. It sucked the smart out of me and made me sleepy)
April 14, 2010 at 8:31 am
She says “We do NOT have kids and have no plans for them”
GOOD!
April 14, 2010 at 9:29 am
Just get an orange, it’s the right color, they come in different shapes. it cost about 20 cents and that was the only word that you actually spelled right. Go for it!
April 14, 2010 at 9:55 am
Calm down, CALM DOWN!!!! We get the whole twenty cents thing. But it’s still really fun to make fun of, ok?
April 14, 2010 at 3:54 pm
How about a necktie with a print of Level 4 Cat riding an orange Karmann Ghia?
(I’ll leave those with real Photoshop skills to work up that image. And it also occurs to me that Zazzle allows you to print ties…I think we might need said tie in the Regretsy shop.)
April 15, 2010 at 2:39 am
“I just don’t know where my husband’s love of ornage comes from. He’s a strange guy in some ways. Like he has all these big tattoos and gets real upset when he drops the soap in the shower. He’s really good with cars though. He can even make our VW start without the keys in it!”
April 16, 2010 at 1:13 am
righto so this lady’s mental, that’s obvious. but WTF? ‘omage’?! ‘m’ and ‘r’ aren’t even CLOSE on the keyboard. she’s barmy.
April 17, 2010 at 1:38 am
Tara looks totally reolistic. And somehow better.
June 28, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Ornage. It’s carnage with an orange.