don’t know what hurts my eyes more, tara reid or the spelling errors in that request…LOL
Thank gawd their not breeding.
Wow – their cat sure has a pretty sophisticated taste in cars!
I’ll send George Hamilton over if you double your price.
I gotta know, what difference does it make if they don’t have kids and don’t plan on having them? Does this have an effect on the intake of “orange items manly”?
Orange you glad I don’t know how to spell “realistic,” so that you can mock me relentlessly?
Twenty cents? A nice carrot butt plug would fit that bill, both uni-sex , manly & multipurpose, not necessarily custom , but could be hand carved for textural interest.
So now Etsy is a gift idea service? Couldn’t she just ask her girlfriends, or people at work? I also thought she meant mainly orange, not manly, but apparently not.
When I search “ornage” I get nothing. I dunno. (?)
Do men like GoLitely? I know I didn’t.
Wow – a pic of Tara Reid WITHOUT her flashing a nip.
Miracles DO happen.
Maybe they could make the spell check button orange.
I really shouldn’t be so harsh.
Maybe “reolistic” is Canadian.
not nessisarily custom…which means that you could give the pizza earrings?
I’m guessing she’ll get some ideas in the “whatever” category.
What really gets me is their ideal price .20 and that they actually have 9 bids. Something orange manly and definitely not for kids or cats.
Isn’t orange the new black?
I have a bunch of orange crayons melted to my seat covers. I want new ones anyway, so for $0.20, I’d be willing to cut the spot out, glue it to posterboard and call it art. Will that work?
Voila! Something that is orange and “Reolistic”:
fyi, a “Reol” is a race of humanoid aliens from Stargate: http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/Reol
I don’t understand. There are Volkswagens other than Bugs, Busses, and Jettas? Are they ornage too? I feel a 70′s flashback coming on.
#5 LeeLooDallas: My first read through I wondered why it mattered what kind of cars the cat liked.
And I’m still not at all sure I know what the heck this person is looking for.
#21@ PaintedKitty-does that come with a little orange sunshine perhaps?
Something orange men like? She needs to read Regretsy .
Maybe the cat will be driving to the post office to pick all the ornage whatevers up.
For twenty cents, they could just buy an orange.
Little known fact: We Canadians absorb vitamin c from orange things. We developed it to avoid contracting the scurvy.
That said maybe some citrus fruits would be good for your husband. They are inexpensive and they also don’t have to be custom made.
@#26 Sorry to bite your style with the oranges. I should have refreshed before commenting.
Maybe she could spray paint some orange flames down the side of her cat’s VW.
UNISEX =/= MANLY
“…anything that’s unisex or manly or whatever”
The guy sounds a bit ambiguous, or whatever.
A new implant product is just right for his needs…
Ok, so this isn’t reolistic…
Raz, I love Orangina!
@ISUS and Raz: Hilarious!
I think I’ve got it- adopt a purrfect orange tabby cat!
SKULLY-gee, did you have a bad night or something?
ISUS and raz – you guys crack me up!
I was just going to suggest a hunting vest. That’s pretty manly or whatever.
“Wilma Fingerdoo”. I just got that. After 6 months. File under “derp”.
#25 Cineaste :
Something orange men like? She needs to read Regretsy .
I am just SHOCKED that this has NOT sold yet???!!!
Do you think her husband would appreciate a Tangwich? He’s the one who likes orange, right? And the cat, he’s the one who likes cars? I’m so confused…
Apparently he only likes the boring VW’s. I don’t think anyone gets nostalgic over the Fox or the monstrously underpowered diesel Rabbit.
…to surprise him she should just dye her “carpet” orange. I’m thinking use the same henna Helen used on Mac.
“…we also have a mongoose though, and I think he likes hammer head sharks, yahtzee and monopoly. Every time I google “hammer” I get a barrage of photos of Stanley Kirk Burrell, and there’s no way I can ever sift thru all of those.”
Where’s HamatoKameko when we need her to set us straight?
“Also, for the billionth time, “.20″ is what people put when they don’t have a set price limit. They have to put *something*, so they put the default lowest amount as a way of saying “name your price.” I really don’t see why that’s so hard to understand.”
@Suda, I suspect HamatoKameko could also set us straight on “unisex or manly or whatever”.
I think I just felt her red thumb.
I guess it’s better than being fingered.
…or Skully’s bathtub of Cheetos
LOL, Skully – I was thinking a model Karmann Ghia made out of Cheetos.
The boyfriend is a gemini according to the complete alchemy listing. So I guess he’ll need 2 ornages.
well I think this alchemy request is self explanatory:
Anyone who refers to their husband as “HUBBY” (bech puke vomit) is obviously too stupid and co-dependent to be able to think of anything for herself, let alone gifts for said “HUBBY”
No wonder he wont breed with her
@ #55, it’s still not as hateful as “the hubs”.
I love my hubs, you have all crossed a line! I’m outta here!
#55 & 56:
Of course, you can’t take my opinion for things, I refer to mine as “the disabled guy”.
Aww I like Tara, she amuses me with her sluttery. And to the poster’s credit, people often put a ridiculous small amount when they don’t have a specific price they’re looking for. But that is the ONLY thing to her credit. I have no idea what this request is asking for. I THINK an orange, manly thing, but….I am totally thrown off by the mention of children and VWs. What?
Perhaps a bikini constructed out of Circus Peanuts?
Aren’t “hubs” slang for the things that decorate the wheels of cars?
And if I have to refer to the person to whom I’m married by something other than his name (or “hey, you!”), It will now be “my man-witch” or possibly “spouse”
Hmm. Maybe she would be happy with tickets to the Blue Man Group in Holland?
@nymbus I see what you did there.
Look at the orange.
Now look at me.
Now look at the orange.
Now Look at me.
Don’t you wish your orange were manly like me?
uh… or don’t you wish your man were orange like me?
Orange is the new pink.
ISUS & Razzie – you are killing me!!!
Reading the request is just too overwhelming. 20 cents??? My head is going to explode..
This might give her an idea or two about some ‘thing’ she might want to grab.
I ♥ the photo-shopping today!
I don’t know about all of you, but I know I married my hubcap because he pimped my ride.
I’m not married, but if I were: “Mr. Mtopia”
OK, OK, searching “orange (ornage)” is too much, but has she tried searching orange+unisex+whatever+manly + VW-bugs-bus?
See, now I thought comment #72 was funny.
And BTW it had 2 thumbs downs, I gave it a thumbs up, and now we are at an average of -1. So, that mystery is solved. Or whatever.
#51 Wilma Fingerdoo – I JUST GOT IT!!!
HermesGoddess- there were some posts earlier today that had -29 and -39. That’s a lot of thumbs-downing! The r-word Etsians have been busy here today!
My dictionary has an orange cover. She’s welcome to have it.
@75 – I took your suggestion and searched etsy only to discover this gem:
and a general web search turned up this gem (surprisingly fitting for his love of cats):
and this thing, which looks like Segway’s ADHD cousin:
Now that lil boingboing thing is cool! What man wouldn’t want that?! Too bad it isn’t embellished with cats, and made by Volkswagen!
That boingboing thing looks like a frightened… I dunno… fish in a batman mask?? Something.
Whatever it is, it’s scareprised shitless.
I lurve the manties though.
(I’m purposely not commenting on the actual post here. I can’t form a coherent thought about it after reading it. It sucked the smart out of me and made me sleepy)
She says “We do NOT have kids and have no plans for them”
Just get an orange, it’s the right color, they come in different shapes. it cost about 20 cents and that was the only word that you actually spelled right. Go for it!
Calm down, CALM DOWN!!!! We get the whole twenty cents thing. But it’s still really fun to make fun of, ok?
How about a necktie with a print of Level 4 Cat riding an orange Karmann Ghia?
(I’ll leave those with real Photoshop skills to work up that image. And it also occurs to me that Zazzle allows you to print ties…I think we might need said tie in the Regretsy shop.)
“I just don’t know where my husband’s love of ornage comes from. He’s a strange guy in some ways. Like he has all these big tattoos and gets real upset when he drops the soap in the shower. He’s really good with cars though. He can even make our VW start without the keys in it!”
righto so this lady’s mental, that’s obvious. but WTF? ‘omage’?! ‘m’ and ‘r’ aren’t even CLOSE on the keyboard. she’s barmy.
Tara looks totally reolistic. And somehow better.
Ornage. It’s carnage with an orange.
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