Shazdakel in the Hizzle
This is yet another walnut headed alien doll on a horse by MyCraftsR4U, who appears in the Regretsy book.
I normally don’t go back for another helping after I feature a seller, but when you see the link she sent me yesterday, I think you’ll agree I had no choice.
Besides, this listing just inspired my new favorite expression: “Fuck you and the horse Shazdakel sets upon.”
April 13, 2010 at 4:34 pm
I hate people
April 13, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Why are walnuts ironic?
April 13, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Fuck you and the horse Shazdakel sets upon
April 13, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Thank god it’s one of a kind. The world just isn’t big enough for two…..and why are walnuts ironic?…Don’t ya’ think?
April 13, 2010 at 4:36 pm
That video will give me nightmares for the rest of my life.
April 13, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Ohmysweetjesusonaswizzlestick.
I LOVE the view it in a room. Of course,it’s nightmare inducing, but this nightmare will probably be really.freaking.awesome.
April 13, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Call me crazy…I LOVE it. If I had 75 bucks to throw away Shazdakel would be mine.
April 13, 2010 at 4:38 pm
#2PaintedKitty:
All nuts are ironic. I am certain the seller has a video to illustrate that.
April 13, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Look at the previous alien doll. Then at Shazdakel. Then back to the previous alien doll. Then back to Shazdakel.
He is on a horse.
April 13, 2010 at 4:40 pm
I love how that video had credits.
Okay… I’m going to go dip my eyes in sulfuric acid now.
kthxbai.
April 13, 2010 at 4:40 pm
I’m still confused as to why aliens need horses.
April 13, 2010 at 4:43 pm
I think it’s a cop out that she didn’t make the horse. Now, a walnut-headed alien sitting on a walnut-headed horse: that is art, dammit.
April 13, 2010 at 4:43 pm
@Mistletoe
Previous alien doll WISHES he smelled like Shazdakel.
April 13, 2010 at 4:44 pm
#10 – exactly, why a horse? i mean, why not some walnut or brazil nut-headed beast with six legs? a horse, really?
April 13, 2010 at 4:44 pm
OH MY DEAR JEBUS!
I KNEW THEY’D BE BACK FOR ME!!!
April 13, 2010 at 4:44 pm
The video’s music is so foreboding.
I prefer it in the key of Benny Hill. http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=nFQVH8yj0W0
April 13, 2010 at 4:46 pm
#12 beluga- designed to intimidate riding My Little Pony?
April 13, 2010 at 4:47 pm
loved that video…hysterical
April 13, 2010 at 4:47 pm
There was something about that slow, jerky, lazy-susan spinning that was particularly endearing and heartwarming to me. It’s that chicken poncho feeling all over again.
But seriously why, WHY have the monkey-bodied, biker, alien, dolls not been featured? These may be just what I need to base my life on.
April 13, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I was wondering the same thing Kitty!
April 13, 2010 at 4:48 pm
#14 raz- the video was hysterical! what a creepy room that is!
April 13, 2010 at 4:49 pm
#10 @BettyMachete :
Only ironic walnut-headed aliens need horses.
April 13, 2010 at 4:49 pm
There’d better be a saddle between those two.
I prefer ‘fuck you for shatting on that horse’
fucking mixed nuts…
April 13, 2010 at 4:50 pm
It looks pretty well made, it’s just one of those types of art I can’t grasp.
April 13, 2010 at 4:53 pm
The lazy susan perspective moves the needle past Eccentric straight onto Nucking Futs.
April 13, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Let’s all continue drinking..
April 13, 2010 at 4:58 pm
I always thought that walnut headed aliens rode two headed rainbow jizzing unicorns.
April 13, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Thank the stars above there is only one…now, where’d I put my gun?
April 13, 2010 at 5:02 pm
#27 @Skully: Oh man, if I had photoshop at work, I would be fixing up one of those erotic unicorn rainbow paintings right now!
April 13, 2010 at 5:03 pm
I spent the first several seconds of the video trying to figure out why a _toy_ horse was so well endowed before figuring out it was Shazdakel’s foot. Only then did I finally look around the screen and notice the ominous lurking presence. I already have doll issues, so now I’m rather creeped out. One of those aliens at a time are quite enough.
April 13, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Well, I am relieved that the creator of these makes parasols for the little alien critters.Gotta’ protect their skin from uv rays.
April 13, 2010 at 5:07 pm
@some toast , that is a freakin’ riot. Thanks. LMAO.
April 13, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Ooh you make me live
Whatever this world can give to me
It’s you you’re all I see
Ooo you make me live Shazdakel
Ooo you make me live
Ooh you’re the best friend that I ever had
I’ve been with you such a long time
You’re my Shazdakel and I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
Oh you’re my best friend
Ooo you make me live
April 13, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Is that a lazy Susan, or a sparkling alien ship?
April 13, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Can she do something with ironic oranges? Does VW make motorbikes? I’m thinking finder’s fee for that Alchemy listing.
April 13, 2010 at 5:28 pm
I am going to have nightmares tonight!
April 13, 2010 at 5:30 pm
I’ve been cracking open and eating Shazdakel heads for years. Now they’re now coming for me…
April 13, 2010 at 5:33 pm
That horse looks a bit terrified.
April 13, 2010 at 5:41 pm
That room should be a theme in a haunted house. Screw the chainsaw guy: seeing a room full of THAT shit would really make me pee my pants in terror.
…and, of course, that creepy ass music must be playing in the background.
*shudder*
You know, I think I just discovered a new layer of hell…
April 13, 2010 at 5:58 pm
#13 – and continuing on that…
Hubby: “Regretsy readers prefer Shazdakel a JILLION TO ONE over lady-scented alien dolls.”
April 13, 2010 at 6:00 pm
She’d get a lot more money for these things at SF convention art shows/auctions. But she would be competing with people that make alien dolls using animal skulls or polymer clay.
April 13, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Sometimes while viewing this site I stop and ask myself “could I start a cult with that?” Obviously my friend Shazdakel and I could. After a few LSD laced vodka and Draino-tinis of course.
That being said, I vote that the next ironically headed extra-terrestrial we feature be riding something better than a horse.
April 13, 2010 at 6:01 pm
This is one-of-a-kind? Noooooooo! I will never have the funds ready for this brillant alien and his noble steed in time. Sigh.
April 13, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Thank you, Shazdakel. Now I don’t ever need to drop acid “just to see what it’s like”. Thanks to this video, I already know.
April 13, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Holy shit, and I thought those 1950s cat clocks with the moving eyes were creepy. This takes it to a whole ‘nother level of Say WHAT.
April 13, 2010 at 7:03 pm
I wish /i had seen this earlier when I was the only person in the room who was not wasted. I could have fucked with their minds
April 13, 2010 at 7:37 pm
I’m pretty sure Shazdakel is actually the Elephant Man.
April 13, 2010 at 8:23 pm
LOL VEDD #47
“I am NOT AN ANIMAL — I’m an ALIEN!”
April 13, 2010 at 8:56 pm
i did a little math:
https://acrobat.com/#d=cvrCF5bcA48vrxf5U1j5cA
April 13, 2010 at 9:04 pm
@#49, that is some serious awesomesauciness.
April 13, 2010 at 9:10 pm
A friend once told me that his deeply rooted irrational fear is alien take over. I think I understand a little bit more now…
April 13, 2010 at 9:20 pm
@hautemom,
as a professional observation–it’s a bit of a load time for the punchline.
nice!
April 13, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Jeebus Hautemom! I almost, almost shit myself! You rock! I think the seller should make walnut-headed alien horses, too! THAT would be some ironic walnut!
April 13, 2010 at 11:02 pm
I am a bit disappointed that she changed her shop avatar.
April 13, 2010 at 11:04 pm
And Helen… she’s clearly using you… after tasting the sweet sweet success that is Regretsy, she’s plying you with videos of her freaky-ass dolls. Before you know it, she’ll send you a doll for free. And then the next thing you know, we’ll see you on an episode of A&E’s Intervention.
Because the first one is always free.
April 14, 2010 at 7:33 am
An alien for seventy-five bucks
He’s on a horse and on regretsy the next day
It’s got a walnut head, riding a chestnut mare
It’s illegal and wants free health-care
And isn’t it ironic… don’t you think
It’s like three eyes and two antennae
It’s the first post gettting comment of the day
It’s the hypnosis track that you just didn’t play
Who would’ve thought… it figures
Mr. Shazdakel was afraid to fly
So he jumped on a horse and the horse said, “shit”
It’s ironic…
April 14, 2010 at 8:00 am
“If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase you may return it for a full refund (excluding return postage TO SPAAAAACCCCE)”
April 14, 2010 at 8:22 am
Ironically enough I use a word to demonstrate that I don’t know what it means.
April 14, 2010 at 8:23 am
That’s just too much crazy for me.
April 14, 2010 at 8:28 am
April 14, 2010 at 8:34 am
#60@Skully That may be the funniest thing I ‘ve ever seen…
April 14, 2010 at 9:09 am
I just can’t stop watching that delightful video!
April 14, 2010 at 9:24 am
#60 Skully : Was that picture before or after the tiger mauled him?
April 14, 2010 at 9:25 am
Why Gawd?????
April 14, 2010 at 9:47 am
I think I just rolled my eyes so hard I severed my optic nerves. Fuck.
April 14, 2010 at 9:51 am
#65 that would be eye-ronic.
April 14, 2010 at 9:52 am
She forgot to add an apostrophe to “cloth’s.”
April 14, 2010 at 10:15 am
Also, HOORAY! My Regretsy book came to my hot little hands yesterday, straight from Indigo! Sat and read it cover to cover. The boyfriend, oh he tried to read it, but I think it confused him more than it was meant to. I guess we can’t all be perfect!
April 14, 2010 at 10:46 am
I clearly stated I wanted Lady Gaga EATING the unicorn, not riding it…and wait, this isn’t even a unicorn! wtf?
April 14, 2010 at 10:55 am
I’m almost positive that some human ivory would make this better. I mean that is why the aliens are here, right?????
April 14, 2010 at 2:04 pm
#68 YES! YAY! Hooray! My regretsy book was delivered to me from Amazon recently. I fell in love with the Michael Jackson/Jesus clock thing. I was laughing at it hysterically and my husband took the book from me, read it and just handed it back. I think it takes a certain flavor of humor that some just don’t possess.
April 14, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Could someone please sack dazzle Shazdakel?
April 27, 2010 at 3:35 pm
oh, duh, ironic walnut head because the maker of this alien horseman is NUTS IN THE HEAD!
May 18, 2010 at 1:13 pm
“Shazdakel is an “Exclusive, One Of A Kind” handcrafted Alien Doll and as you can see that is quite unique and I am the only one who designs and creates these dolls.”
GOOD.