#14 bootsychoo: It did make me think of the movie Trilogy of Terror. That movie still scares me and this thing is going to re-activate my night terrors.
back away from the glue gun and keep your hand outta the trash.. I see you rifling for shit to stick to other shit.. I repeat.. back away from the glue gun or things are gonna get snarky..
@Raz-
You are a regretsy mathlete in my book. Fucking brilliant.
There’s way too much crazy going on with this doll to put your finger on it but nailed it.
Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Did it go away?
#42 blondeweezie-
I actually would buy that. Seriously.
It would be a perfect bridal shower gift. Wrapped anonymously, with no card… I love doing that.
Come to think of it, this doll would be great for that too… only for a baby shower. If only it weren’t 150 dollars for cardboard, wood, and buttons.
Doesn’t this woman have at least one trusted person in her life who’d be honest enough & just tell her to fucking give it up, & maybe take up tatting ?
#48 hamoza :
Doesn’t this woman have at least one trusted person in her life who’d be honest enough & just tell her to fucking give it up, & maybe take up tatting ?
~~~~~~~
From the angry smirk on her profile, I don’t think I would take that chance, either.
from the bio… I like working with clay and painting. Yesterday a friend and I went to a museum that has a lot of Picasso’s. They had a drawing Picasso did three years before his death and he drew himself as a young man. They said he was alway in the game and he never thought of himself as an old man.
… With that kind of incoherent statement, methinks she should ventilate her studio.
#55 majordanger-
She IS haunted.
Poor thing is haunted that as soon as you take her out of the box, she will be reduced to a mound of shit on your kitchen floor.
She will keep you up at night too. Picking up all those buttons that roll around your house when that toilet paper arm gives will be a bitch of a job.
When making weird and disturbingly bad shit is recognized as an addiction, we will see this lady on “Intervention”. There is a lot of denial happening here…
“”It would be a perfect bridal shower gift. Wrapped anonymously, with no card… I love doing that.
“”
I just stick to things one can buy over the counter, like a bottle of RID.
Hasn’t alice been through enough?
I thought the Tim burton film was horrible.
#74 HelenaHandbasket :
Mayhaps as way of excuse for her abomination of handicraft, her profile photo seems to show she has one ginky eye.
~~~~~
“The Wonk Eyed Boob Lady.” I bet that’s what the terrified neighbor kids call her.
I never thought I could reconsider my button collection, but now I’m a little afraid of peeking into one of the storage boxes and seeing that it’s turned into this.
The movie “Coraline” gave my daughter nightmares- she would never sleep again if she saw this. (The girl in the movie goes to see her “other mother” who has buttons for eyes and turns into a spidery-evil abomination. My husband picked it!)
First, a side note: I wish WordPress kept separate track of a comment’s thumbs-ups and thumbs-downs, instead of just averaging them. I’d like to see if some comments are very polarizing (i.e. 50 ups and 50 downs, for an average of 0), or just so boring no one cared (also giving a score fo 0).
That said….. I just really hope this poor woman doesn’t have children. She obviously has TONS of issues left over from her childhood.
My favorite quote from this seller: “The figure in the background is critical making her very freighten”; this comes from the listing for the painting of the naked fat creature (female human??).
Button Hellmonster is just one manifestation of this woman’s serious mental disturbance, in my personal opinion.
April 9, 2010 at 9:32 am
I would like to push a giant red button that would make this thing blow up.
April 9, 2010 at 9:36 am
You cannot push the buttons on your camera.
April 9, 2010 at 9:38 am
I thought the wood block was supposed to crap out candy, not buttons!
Kill it with fire! Seriously, Pinnochio would run screaming from this TP-roll-and-button-golem-girl.
April 9, 2010 at 9:42 am
Creep factor on a scale of 1 to 10?
150
April 9, 2010 at 9:43 am
If crafters could find monsters hiding under their beds this would the leader.
April 9, 2010 at 9:44 am
Alice in Blunderland
April 9, 2010 at 9:45 am
cappysue, no, this would be the evil thing the leader sends out to kill people.
April 9, 2010 at 9:46 am
#3 eternalgreenlight-
Now, I’d hit this with a stick.
But I don’t think I’d want the candy that came out.
Is it me or does the body look like a chicken?
April 9, 2010 at 9:47 am
I know I say this a lot in my comments, but I can’t help saying it again. It’s a compulsion:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.
April 9, 2010 at 9:48 am
If this thing is coming up in Google searches, while my stuff isn’t… I’m going to be pissed!
April 9, 2010 at 9:48 am
Am I the only one who was reminded of the horrible wire mother monkey experiment?
http://gyral.blackshell.com/harlow/fig4.jpg
April 9, 2010 at 9:48 am
She looks like a button head Medusa.
I think she just turned me to stone(d).
April 9, 2010 at 9:49 am
Me: What do you think of this doll?
Suda III: I love it!
Me: Really?
Suda III: Yeah, can we buy it?
Me: Why?
Suda III: No, I don’t like it so much, never mind. It’s creepy looking.
April 9, 2010 at 9:49 am
Great – another freakish entity that wants to kill me in my dreams.
Maybe I need a shamanic distance space cleansing…
April 9, 2010 at 9:50 am
A grandma somewhere is missing her tin button box.
April 9, 2010 at 9:50 am
#8 Wilma, Why yes, yes it does. Therefore, it MUST have a sweater!
April 9, 2010 at 9:51 am
#14 bootsychoo: It did make me think of the movie Trilogy of Terror. That movie still scares me and this thing is going to re-activate my night terrors.
April 9, 2010 at 9:55 am
I wonder if it’s haunted by the spirit of a dead hooker too. All the more reason it would need a sweater.
April 9, 2010 at 9:57 am
why, oh why didn’t they use vag buttons and tampon tubes? I mean, that would have at least been classy.
April 9, 2010 at 10:01 am
Even a creepy doll needs some monkey love.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/voxwoman/4505213075/
April 9, 2010 at 10:02 am
Some regretsy math…
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2715/4505210467_7482668b9a.jpg
April 9, 2010 at 10:08 am
“You cannot push my buttons”
OK, how about hitting them–repeatedly, with a hammer?
Suda III?
What have you done with Suda II? I miss her. 
April 9, 2010 at 10:09 am
Dear fucking gods that’s ugly.
April 9, 2010 at 10:11 am
nice try with the blurry photography but we can still see it’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
April 9, 2010 at 10:12 am
Looks like something Spencer would make on iCarly.
ya, I know….give me the thumbs down.
April 9, 2010 at 10:13 am
“Alice”? Its named “Alice”?
Don’t name it! That just gives it MORE POWER OVER YOU!!
April 9, 2010 at 10:16 am
@Raz, you’re very good at math.
Put that on your resume.
April 9, 2010 at 10:20 am
OMG…the hours that were spent in the making. and she could have been walking my dog instead.
April 9, 2010 at 10:23 am
“They are mostly white buttons”
What–is this some statement towards “buttons of color”–or an apology for poor photography skills?
April 9, 2010 at 10:26 am
description translation: “wheeeeee drugs!”
April 9, 2010 at 10:27 am
Is Alice pregnant?
April 9, 2010 at 10:27 am
back away from the glue gun and keep your hand outta the trash.. I see you rifling for shit to stick to other shit.. I repeat.. back away from the glue gun or things are gonna get snarky..
April 9, 2010 at 10:30 am
Alien chicken voodoo doll?And for only $ 200.00 including shipping, I can haz nightmares that I get for free already?
April 9, 2010 at 10:30 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=42228940
????
April 9, 2010 at 10:31 am
#32 pknitty-’I repeat , back away from the glue gun’….LMAO
April 9, 2010 at 10:32 am
Another work of art by this lady:
“This painting is about me and my mother.”
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38364889
wtf?
April 9, 2010 at 10:36 am
@Raz-
You are a regretsy mathlete in my book. Fucking brilliant.
There’s way too much crazy going on with this doll to put your finger on it but nailed it.
Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Did it go away?
April 9, 2010 at 10:37 am
This button abortion-abomination almost makes me long for the simpler days of smiley face button buckets.. almost.
April 9, 2010 at 10:39 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=43688331
are those crabs in the groinal area? Or just plague?
April 9, 2010 at 10:39 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=38364889
Her shop is just FULL of delights…
April 9, 2010 at 10:41 am
This is what Lady Gaga sleeps with at night.
April 9, 2010 at 10:41 am
#39 Buzzkill To Teenagers-
No.
Those are scars from her Kawaii style nails.
April 9, 2010 at 10:41 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=27099305
MAKE IT STOP!!!
April 9, 2010 at 10:43 am
Finny that she says to herself about her art “This is what you were meant to do.” Um, I think you’d be better off doing something else.
April 9, 2010 at 10:43 am
#39 Buzzkill, plague. After touring through that hell of a shop, I think the whole thing is plagued.
April 9, 2010 at 10:43 am
FUNNY. Dammit. I need another coffee.
April 9, 2010 at 10:45 am
#42 blondeweezie-
I actually would buy that. Seriously.
It would be a perfect bridal shower gift. Wrapped anonymously, with no card… I love doing that.
Come to think of it, this doll would be great for that too… only for a baby shower. If only it weren’t 150 dollars for cardboard, wood, and buttons.
April 9, 2010 at 10:46 am
Doesn’t this woman have at least one trusted person in her life who’d be honest enough & just tell her to fucking give it up, & maybe take up tatting ?
April 9, 2010 at 10:48 am
I’d buy only because I recognize the button on the right shoulder as one that’s missing from my favorite dress shirt. Who do I write the check to?
April 9, 2010 at 10:55 am
#42 Wilma – BWAHAHAHAHAHA
April 9, 2010 at 11:01 am
#48 hamoza :
Doesn’t this woman have at least one trusted person in her life who’d be honest enough & just tell her to fucking give it up, & maybe take up tatting ?
~~~~~~~
From the angry smirk on her profile, I don’t think I would take that chance, either.
April 9, 2010 at 11:05 am
Yet another example of when you ask the question, “WHY?! OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?!?!?” the answer is always, “why not?”
…….
April 9, 2010 at 11:13 am
“My neighbor wears a wig that she has sewen to her head”
Wow, just wow.
From this listing – http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39084710
April 9, 2010 at 11:14 am
Adequate evidence that glue guns should be registered.
April 9, 2010 at 11:14 am
$150? If I’m paying that kind of dough, that shit better be haunted.
April 9, 2010 at 11:15 am
She mentions Picasso in her bio. Yeah right.
Some kind of hormone replacement is needed up in here asap.
April 9, 2010 at 11:17 am
OMG–I totally thought that was a corpse converted to adipocere. I’m not kidding.
April 9, 2010 at 11:18 am
from the bio… I like working with clay and painting. Yesterday a friend and I went to a museum that has a lot of Picasso’s. They had a drawing Picasso did three years before his death and he drew himself as a young man. They said he was alway in the game and he never thought of himself as an old man.
… With that kind of incoherent statement, methinks she should ventilate her studio.
April 9, 2010 at 11:24 am
Ah Regretsy: where white elephant gifts come to die.
April 9, 2010 at 11:29 am
ATTACK OF THE 50FT BUTTON MONSTER
April 9, 2010 at 11:36 am
Awwwwwww! Its got a cute little button nose!
April 9, 2010 at 11:38 am
#61 snark-o- awwww, BWAHAHAHA
April 9, 2010 at 11:41 am
#55 majordanger-
She IS haunted.
Poor thing is haunted that as soon as you take her out of the box, she will be reduced to a mound of shit on your kitchen floor.
She will keep you up at night too. Picking up all those buttons that roll around your house when that toilet paper arm gives will be a bitch of a job.
April 9, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Please don’t sell, please don’t sell! I’m serious, I am going to start making crap and sell it for $150.00! What the hell am I doing wrong???
April 9, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Plus………I’m surprised she doesn’t have boobs on this like everything else in her shop!
April 9, 2010 at 12:14 pm
VEDD
awesome!
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4068/4505489597_4e66c9dff3_o.jpg
mine doesn’t scale well–apologs.
April 9, 2010 at 12:15 pm
VEDD Awesome!
Now I have to run sceaming to the booze to try and erase this from my minds eye.
*mental note* purchase clothing with only zippers from now on!
April 9, 2010 at 12:16 pm
#65, I thought that’s what the buttons represented, but if that’s not enough for you it does appears to be touching itself.
April 9, 2010 at 12:17 pm
ISUS: Alice has taken control of our minds in a demetned mind button meld to post the same comment at the same! time Bhahahahahah
April 9, 2010 at 12:20 pm
SRSLY, if I was nutsy enough to bring this into the house, my intelligent & acutely instinctive cats & dog would tear this monstrosity to shreds.
April 9, 2010 at 12:30 pm
The feet ~ I want to see the feet! How does this block of wood on cardboard roll legs stand up?
Actually, I don’t even care.
Except that it is a waste of perls.
April 9, 2010 at 12:39 pm
@supersnark–at least you didn’t picture my same “button country” image; I’d pity you then.
April 9, 2010 at 12:42 pm
OMG, that thing is f-ing butt ugly.
April 9, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Mayhaps as way of excuse for her abomination of handicraft, her profile photo seems to show she has one ginky eye.
April 9, 2010 at 12:44 pm
When making weird and disturbingly bad shit is recognized as an addiction, we will see this lady on “Intervention”. There is a lot of denial happening here…
April 9, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Bury that shit & repeat:Alice doesn’t live here,there
or anywhere any longer.
April 9, 2010 at 12:46 pm
#2 thatdingo :
You cannot push the buttons on your camera.
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
April 9, 2010 at 12:53 pm
I think it’s wonderful that the handicapped are finding work.
April 9, 2010 at 12:55 pm
What I learned on Regretsy today
~ adipocere – ew!
and Hayward fault – yikes.
Thanks guys, my day is complete.
April 9, 2010 at 1:05 pm
“”It would be a perfect bridal shower gift. Wrapped anonymously, with no card… I love doing that.
“”
I just stick to things one can buy over the counter, like a bottle of RID.
Hasn’t alice been through enough?
I thought the Tim burton film was horrible.
April 9, 2010 at 1:20 pm
#74 HelenaHandbasket :
Mayhaps as way of excuse for her abomination of handicraft, her profile photo seems to show she has one ginky eye.
~~~~~
“The Wonk Eyed Boob Lady.” I bet that’s what the terrified neighbor kids call her.
April 9, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Alice doesn’t live here anymore…
April 9, 2010 at 1:36 pm
I like it
April 9, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I never thought I could reconsider my button collection, but now I’m a little afraid of peeking into one of the storage boxes and seeing that it’s turned into this.
April 9, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Unless my computer is broken, I don’t do housework…
However, this does slightly motivate me to clean out my junk draw and get ziggy with glue.
April 9, 2010 at 2:23 pm
The movie “Coraline” gave my daughter nightmares- she would never sleep again if she saw this. (The girl in the movie goes to see her “other mother” who has buttons for eyes and turns into a spidery-evil abomination. My husband picked it!)
April 9, 2010 at 2:29 pm
What a waste of some beautiful buttons!
April 9, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Reminded me of this:
http://www.aquateencentral.com/epguide/images/screenshots/totalrecarl/full/totalrecarl04.jpg
which also gave me bad dreams.
April 9, 2010 at 2:41 pm
REMEMBER ONLY USE THIS GLUE IN A WELL VENTILATED AREA
$150 for toliet paper tubes , buttons and rhinestones. Not even Svorsky crystals?!!
“Waiter I’ll have some of what the seller is having – because its obviously blown their mind!!”
April 9, 2010 at 3:14 pm
First, a side note: I wish WordPress kept separate track of a comment’s thumbs-ups and thumbs-downs, instead of just averaging them. I’d like to see if some comments are very polarizing (i.e. 50 ups and 50 downs, for an average of 0), or just so boring no one cared (also giving a score fo 0).
That said….. I just really hope this poor woman doesn’t have children. She obviously has TONS of issues left over from her childhood.
April 9, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Alice was made by a rebellious Amish lady.
April 9, 2010 at 3:50 pm
#90 WhimsyMistress – I agree.
The thumbs-down activity is fascinating.
If I take the time to insult (or impress) people I would at least like to know how many.
April 9, 2010 at 4:02 pm
why do I get the feeling it wouldn’t be hard at all to push this artist’s buttons? I bet she has a lot of easy triggers.
And I don’t think cardboard paper rolls are archival.
April 9, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Someones bottle of antipsychotics is empty.
April 9, 2010 at 4:21 pm
This is the kind of thing nightmares are made of. And why name it? That’s just even worse. It’s like the crafty version of Frankenstein’s monster.
April 9, 2010 at 5:12 pm
I could totally use this as a scarecrow!!!! Kind of love it but a bit pricey!
April 9, 2010 at 5:26 pm
My favorite quote from this seller: “The figure in the background is critical making her very freighten”; this comes from the listing for the painting of the naked fat creature (female human??).
Button Hellmonster is just one manifestation of this woman’s serious mental disturbance, in my personal opinion.
April 9, 2010 at 6:16 pm
She’s like one of those people you kind of feel sorry for but you’re also a little scared of…
April 9, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Alice kind of reminds me of Norman Bates’ mother.
April 9, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Did anyone see that movie, Otisanek, AKA Little Otik, by Jan Svankmajer? It’s about this tree baby that eats people…
…so if the evil tree baby got it on with the evil button mama from Coraline, I imagine their devil spawn would look something like this…
April 9, 2010 at 6:29 pm
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/417949404_025dfde9bb_o.jpg
I haven’t quite figured out the photo posting, but if this works, this is Little Otik, for those of you who need a visual.
April 9, 2010 at 6:36 pm
holy crap, whatever it is, don’t let it invade! This reminds me of ET after he has been tarred and buttoned.
I just feel the inexplicable need to remove the buttons. Is that wrong?
April 9, 2010 at 7:09 pm
#102 jingerbrandy~ tarred & buttoned-bwa hahahha-that should be coined as a crafting term!
April 9, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Everything in this shop looks like it’s just waiting to kill you in your sleep.
April 9, 2010 at 11:20 pm
@monstrosa–right, there’s something real underbelly to that whole shop.
April 10, 2010 at 3:03 pm
“http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/417949404_025dfde9bb_o.jpg
I haven’t quite figured out the photo posting, but if this works, this is Little Otik, for those of you who need a visual. ”
OMG the tree baby has a tree penis- literally, a woody.
April 10, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Oh skants. I just used the word literally in a non-ironic fashion. Somebody shoot me, quick.
April 10, 2010 at 6:13 pm
It looks like ET met mean a craft lady with a Buttoneer!
April 10, 2010 at 6:19 pm
This is what will happen to YOU if you mess around with my crafts!
April 11, 2010 at 3:04 pm
@#107 “Oh skants.” Possibly the best expletive ever.
April 12, 2010 at 6:24 am
I see millenia old human remains dug up from some Aztec grave here…
Disturbing.
April 12, 2010 at 10:46 am
#101, either Little Otik has quite a large, um, otik or he’s just really happy to see me. Either way, that’s some scary wood.
April 14, 2010 at 8:10 am
“The International cost will be calculated after it’s packed and weighted [and sent to the bottom of the ocean].”
April 17, 2010 at 10:20 am
I can’t believe nobody had commented on her right hand, with her finger in her…button hole. :-/