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Derp, Derp, Derp

Posted by Helen Killer

57 comments

Maybe tonight you could stop stupiding. Theoretically.

This is how they say “whimsical” on Fat Albert.

I’m going to wait until this goes on sale. I hear it’s going to be 50% of.

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Apr 2, 2010
1:01 pm

#1 razberries :

This is why breeding is wrong

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Apr 2, 2010
1:03 pm

#2 razberries :

bwha ha ha- I posted so quickly, I didn’t see the other two! “go off”- is that kinda like getting off for derp people?

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Apr 2, 2010
1:03 pm

#3 PussDaddy :

Good Lord. One should strive to be a stud everyday. Theoretically.

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Apr 2, 2010
1:03 pm

#4 WhimsyMistress :

LOL – I wondered if they meant “studying”, or “studding”; as in what male horses do to female horses. WHY don’t stupid people consult a dictionary before they embroider or emboss things????

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Apr 2, 2010
1:04 pm

#5 LoveKota :

@raz Agreed! LOL

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Apr 2, 2010
1:06 pm

#6 Dynomoose :

Please don’t let go on me, I’m too busy studing whimbsy to wash up.

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Apr 2, 2010
1:07 pm

#7 DucksNew :

It’s apparent that what studying the first one was putting off was for spelling class

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Apr 2, 2010
1:08 pm

#8 beluga :

© Printube
Please note that the slogans “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Maybe.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Perhaps.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Hopefully.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Definitely.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Probably.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Slightly.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Virtually.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Theoretically.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Hypothetically.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing…

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Apr 2, 2010
1:08 pm

#9 beluga :

(sorry couldn’t post all in one)

Well, I guess Printube won’t have to worry too much. What a loose definition of “intellectual property”!

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Apr 2, 2010
1:09 pm

#10 beluga :

ADD: ….”Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Presumably.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Visibly.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Absolutely.”, used in this arrangement, are the intellectual property of the Printube and shall not be reproduced without permission.

sorry wordpress weirdness

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Apr 2, 2010
1:10 pm

#11 Patty has returned the Australian :

Studing: pronounced “stood-ing”. Definition: Creating and misspelling random shit to sell on the Intertubes.

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Apr 2, 2010
1:11 pm

#12 hamoza :

What a bunch of whimbecils.

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Apr 2, 2010
1:15 pm

#13 Skully :

I haven’t had a morning “coffe” since I quit smoking.

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Apr 2, 2010
1:17 pm

#14 eternalgreenknight :

Great, just when I got the hang of spelling whimsicle properly, you go and change the spelling on me…

Bonus: I think the pillow is suicidal and wants you to off it. Definitely in need of stabby goodness.

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Apr 2, 2010
1:18 pm

#15 nymbus :

How to people spell “theoretically” right and miss on “studying”?

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Apr 2, 2010
1:21 pm

#16 nymbus :

Theoretically, if you had been studying, this sign wouldn’t be an issue.

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Apr 2, 2010
1:28 pm

#17 TheOldGuy :

Well, now, the print I can understand – I wouldn’t do at all well with any Estonian utterances.

The middle guy is right pert – whimbsicle.

Unfortunately, the pillow… you look at it long enough and it seems as though ‘please’ is spelled wrong, too.

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Apr 2, 2010
1:32 pm

#18 sudabaki© :

That’s not a pillow, it’s a whimbsicle nimbus cloud.

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Apr 2, 2010
1:41 pm

#19 hamoza :

#13 Skully, Yeah, but I bet you stopped coffing when you quit smoking!

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Apr 2, 2010
1:44 pm

#20 kendallcorner :

Wait. Yeah, the pillow is spelled wrong, but why are pillows the enemy and for goodness sakes *why* do we need enough self discipline to stay away from them?

I’m so confused. Is there such thing as a pillow binge or is this a *special* pillow?

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Apr 2, 2010
1:44 pm

#21 hamoza :

OH duh,Pardon the not so whimsickel gaffe. I saw coffe as coffee, as in a cig with coffee. Oh bruther, duh.

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Apr 2, 2010
1:49 pm

#22 Skully :

http://twitpic.com/1cozrb

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Apr 2, 2010
1:53 pm

#23 hamoza :

The pillow seller actually has one that reads :
‘You will regret this’.

Since she made at least 4 of those misspelled bombs, I’m sure she will.

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Apr 2, 2010
2:05 pm

#24 Frankie :

Maybe they’re all lysdexic?

Major LOLlage though at © Printube going out of their way to protect their precious ‘intellectual’ property.. they needn’t have bothered, I don’t think anyone would want what’s theirs….

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Apr 2, 2010
2:13 pm

#25 elpea :

Derp, derp, derp. A reference to the ’90s SNL skit where David Koechner plays a creepy orderly? Probably not. I should get back to studing.

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Apr 2, 2010
2:29 pm

#26 Mrs. S. :

No time for witty banter, I must go stude!

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Apr 2, 2010
2:30 pm

#27 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

At least he didn’t say pillows are the enema!

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Apr 2, 2010
2:44 pm

#28 HelenaHandbasket :

Misspelling is a whimsicness.

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Apr 2, 2010
2:53 pm

#29 pantsmonkey :

I was unable to read this post as I was too busy makking diner.

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Apr 2, 2010
2:55 pm

#30 mtopia :

I like that the keep calm carry on posters have been done so many times that if the words are white and in Helvetica and the background is a mostly solid colour it counts as “humour”. How very “clever”.

As far as spelling is concerned, I thought that no one else knew about the the silent ‘b’ in whimbsicle.

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Apr 2, 2010
2:56 pm

#31 mtopia :

Studing got taken down?

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Apr 2, 2010
3:17 pm

#32 sudabaki© :

Someone bought the candy bracelet.

The pillow needs punctuation, then it will work.

Please,
Let go. Off me!!

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Apr 2, 2010
3:25 pm

#33 palJacky :

How does one even study ‘theoretically’?
Do them mean instead of opening a book just thinking about studying? do they mean studying what ‘theoretically’ really means. Because even if the thing was spelled right it doesn’t make a lick of sense.

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Apr 2, 2010
4:18 pm

#34 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

Pillows are the enemy?! Well, I wouldn’t take it quite that far: http://twitpic.com/1cpzqq

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Apr 2, 2010
4:41 pm

#35 eternalgreenknight :

Whimbsicle (n),- What Elmer Fudd turns into when he goes out on a whimb in the cold when he’s hunntin’ wabbit.

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Apr 2, 2010
5:01 pm

#36 nymbus :

@18… hahaha! Oh right, my poor name spelling of “nimbus” as “nymbus” was intentional. My kettle, it’s black. And yes, I’m dyslexic.

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Apr 2, 2010
5:20 pm

#37 HermesGoddess :

#34: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Apr 2, 2010
5:36 pm

#38 Monstrosa :

Ha! (Hey Helen, speaking of misspelled pillows, it’s on its way.)

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Apr 2, 2010
7:26 pm

#39 joshpincusiscrying :

Tomorrow? The other horses can’t wait that long!

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Apr 2, 2010
7:54 pm

#40 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

Pillows are the enemy? Nope,they aren’t.

My enemies aren’t soft or silent and I certainly can’t sleep with them.

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Apr 2, 2010
8:48 pm

#41 StaticCling :

Looks like the seller never did get ’round to ’studing’.

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Apr 3, 2010
1:10 am

#42 redredred :

It’s interesting to me how students are always encouraged in school to be at least bilingual, and meanwhile people are making money on Etsy and they can’t even be bothered to be uni-lingual (If that isn’t a word, I just made it one. If Etsy sellers can do it, so can I.).

However, thanks to Regretsy, I have become fluent in Derpish. I’ve found that my new linguistic adventures haven’t made me any money. So I guess it’s all for the best that I was never much for studing foreign…

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Apr 3, 2010
1:11 am

#43 redredred :

…language. Apparently I got too verbose with that one.

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Apr 3, 2010
7:16 am

#44 hismasterschoice :

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Apr 3, 2010
7:17 am

#45 hismasterschoice :

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Apr 3, 2010
8:25 am

#46 tejasmom :

In their defense, the first and third sellers are not native English speakers, but the third one is a graduate student in Graphic Design!!!

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Apr 3, 2010
8:40 am

#47 thatdingo :

It’s funny because it’s like the pillow is talking to you.

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Apr 3, 2010
8:56 am

#48 southside :

that’s just how people talk in the city, ya know “get up off me,” “let go off me” and so forth. it’s ebonics.

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Apr 3, 2010
9:41 am

#49 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

#45 thatdingo – For $30 it better talk!

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Apr 3, 2010
11:21 am

#50 itsdanilove :

I feel like I’ve stumbled onto Engrish.com accidentally. Computer, I TOLD YOU REGRETSY!

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Apr 3, 2010
11:55 am

#51 hismasterschoice :

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Apr 3, 2010
12:58 pm

#52 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

Because I enjoy beating dead horses, I had to create the perfect Manllow: http://twitpic.com/1cyq89

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Apr 3, 2010
6:43 pm

#53 iunifera :

#40 Pillows are the enemy?

And here I thought it was the baby blankets!

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Apr 3, 2010
10:59 pm

#54 IscreamUscream :

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2693/4488393583_ddf586d0a2_o.jpg

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Apr 4, 2010
10:18 am

#55 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

ISUS, lol! That pillow truly is the enemy.

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Apr 4, 2010
5:57 pm

#56 janncri :

Am I the only one who doesn’t know what a maniana- minded person is??? Is it someone who does a lot of studing?

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Apr 5, 2010
7:41 am

#57 eternalgreenknight :

#56 janncri, it’s apparently a defensive seller who turns into a manic maniacle maniac banana on regretsy, just mañana (tomorrow), not today.

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