LOL – I wondered if they meant “studying”, or “studding”; as in what male horses do to female horses. WHY don’t stupid people consult a dictionary before they embroider or emboss things????
ADD: ….”Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Presumably.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Visibly.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Absolutely.”, used in this arrangement, are the intellectual property of the Printube and shall not be reproduced without permission.
Wait. Yeah, the pillow is spelled wrong, but why are pillows the enemy and for goodness sakes *why* do we need enough self discipline to stay away from them?
I’m so confused. Is there such thing as a pillow binge or is this a *special* pillow?
I like that the keep calm carry on posters have been done so many times that if the words are white and in Helvetica and the background is a mostly solid colour it counts as “humour”. How very “clever”.
As far as spelling is concerned, I thought that no one else knew about the the silent ‘b’ in whimbsicle.
How does one even study ‘theoretically’?
Do them mean instead of opening a book just thinking about studying? do they mean studying what ‘theoretically’ really means. Because even if the thing was spelled right it doesn’t make a lick of sense.
It’s interesting to me how students are always encouraged in school to be at least bilingual, and meanwhile people are making money on Etsy and they can’t even be bothered to be uni-lingual (If that isn’t a word, I just made it one. If Etsy sellers can do it, so can I.).
However, thanks to Regretsy, I have become fluent in Derpish. I’ve found that my new linguistic adventures haven’t made me any money. So I guess it’s all for the best that I was never much for studing foreign…
Perhaps you’ve heard that there exists such a thing as a “joke”? Thank you for the free advertisement. The whole HisMastersChoice TOMORROW-series is based on the maniana-mentality. With simple means it’s possible for a maniana-minded person to set themselves a somewhat preposterous promise and an equally absurd excuse, on a background coloured in colour they want. Not only “theoretically” or “maybe”, but also “definitely” and “practically”. It all works on the Lego-principle.
“Tomorrow I’ll start studing” is a perfect example of what happens to a maniana-minded person who promises to start studying tomorrow. It’s nice to see that someone noticed this among other more traditional “fooling yourself” signs. The idea actually came from the sign “I’m not as think as you drunk I am”. So it is that (with pleasure) I have to admit that “studing” was actually studied.
April 2, 2010 at 1:01 pm
This is why breeding is wrong
April 2, 2010 at 1:03 pm
bwha ha ha- I posted so quickly, I didn’t see the other two! “go off”- is that kinda like getting off for derp people?
April 2, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Good Lord. One should strive to be a stud everyday. Theoretically.
April 2, 2010 at 1:03 pm
LOL – I wondered if they meant “studying”, or “studding”; as in what male horses do to female horses. WHY don’t stupid people consult a dictionary before they embroider or emboss things????
April 2, 2010 at 1:04 pm
@raz Agreed! LOL
April 2, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Please don’t let go on me, I’m too busy studing whimbsy to wash up.
April 2, 2010 at 1:07 pm
It’s apparent that what studying the first one was putting off was for spelling class
April 2, 2010 at 1:08 pm
© Printube
Please note that the slogans “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Maybe.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Perhaps.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Hopefully.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Definitely.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Probably.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Slightly.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Virtually.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Theoretically.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Hypothetically.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing…
April 2, 2010 at 1:08 pm
(sorry couldn’t post all in one)
Well, I guess Printube won’t have to worry too much. What a loose definition of “intellectual property”!
April 2, 2010 at 1:09 pm
ADD: ….”Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Presumably.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Visibly.”, “Tomorrow I’ll start studing. Absolutely.”, used in this arrangement, are the intellectual property of the Printube and shall not be reproduced without permission.
sorry wordpress weirdness
April 2, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Studing: pronounced “stood-ing”. Definition: Creating and misspelling random shit to sell on the Intertubes.
April 2, 2010 at 1:11 pm
What a bunch of whimbecils.
April 2, 2010 at 1:15 pm
I haven’t had a morning “coffe” since I quit smoking.
April 2, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Great, just when I got the hang of spelling whimsicle properly, you go and change the spelling on me…
Bonus: I think the pillow is suicidal and wants you to off it. Definitely in need of stabby goodness.
April 2, 2010 at 1:18 pm
How to people spell “theoretically” right and miss on “studying”?
April 2, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Theoretically, if you had been studying, this sign wouldn’t be an issue.
April 2, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Well, now, the print I can understand – I wouldn’t do at all well with any Estonian utterances.
The middle guy is right pert – whimbsicle.
Unfortunately, the pillow… you look at it long enough and it seems as though ‘please’ is spelled wrong, too.
April 2, 2010 at 1:32 pm
That’s not a pillow, it’s a whimbsicle nimbus cloud.
April 2, 2010 at 1:41 pm
#13 Skully, Yeah, but I bet you stopped coffing when you quit smoking!
April 2, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Wait. Yeah, the pillow is spelled wrong, but why are pillows the enemy and for goodness sakes *why* do we need enough self discipline to stay away from them?
I’m so confused. Is there such thing as a pillow binge or is this a *special* pillow?
April 2, 2010 at 1:44 pm
OH duh,Pardon the not so whimsickel gaffe. I saw coffe as coffee, as in a cig with coffee. Oh bruther, duh.
April 2, 2010 at 1:49 pm
http://twitpic.com/1cozrb
April 2, 2010 at 1:53 pm
The pillow seller actually has one that reads :
‘You will regret this’.
Since she made at least 4 of those misspelled bombs, I’m sure she will.
April 2, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Maybe they’re all lysdexic?
Major LOLlage though at © Printube going out of their way to protect their precious ‘intellectual’ property.. they needn’t have bothered, I don’t think anyone would want what’s theirs….
April 2, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Derp, derp, derp. A reference to the ’90s SNL skit where David Koechner plays a creepy orderly? Probably not. I should get back to studing.
April 2, 2010 at 2:29 pm
No time for witty banter, I must go stude!
April 2, 2010 at 2:30 pm
At least he didn’t say pillows are the enema!
April 2, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Misspelling is a whimsicness.
April 2, 2010 at 2:53 pm
I was unable to read this post as I was too busy makking diner.
April 2, 2010 at 2:55 pm
I like that the keep calm carry on posters have been done so many times that if the words are white and in Helvetica and the background is a mostly solid colour it counts as “humour”. How very “clever”.
As far as spelling is concerned, I thought that no one else knew about the the silent ‘b’ in whimbsicle.
April 2, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Studing got taken down?
April 2, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Someone bought the candy bracelet.
The pillow needs punctuation, then it will work.
Please,
Let go. Off me!!
April 2, 2010 at 3:25 pm
How does one even study ‘theoretically’?
Do them mean instead of opening a book just thinking about studying? do they mean studying what ‘theoretically’ really means. Because even if the thing was spelled right it doesn’t make a lick of sense.
April 2, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Pillows are the enemy?! Well, I wouldn’t take it quite that far: http://twitpic.com/1cpzqq
April 2, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Whimbsicle (n),- What Elmer Fudd turns into when he goes out on a whimb in the cold when he’s hunntin’ wabbit.
April 2, 2010 at 5:01 pm
@18… hahaha! Oh right, my poor name spelling of “nimbus” as “nymbus” was intentional. My kettle, it’s black. And yes, I’m dyslexic.
April 2, 2010 at 5:20 pm
#34: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
April 2, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Ha! (Hey Helen, speaking of misspelled pillows, it’s on its way.)
April 2, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Tomorrow? The other horses can’t wait that long!
April 2, 2010 at 7:54 pm
Pillows are the enemy? Nope,they aren’t.
My enemies aren’t soft or silent and I certainly can’t sleep with them.
April 2, 2010 at 8:48 pm
Looks like the seller never did get ’round to ‘studing’.
April 3, 2010 at 1:10 am
It’s interesting to me how students are always encouraged in school to be at least bilingual, and meanwhile people are making money on Etsy and they can’t even be bothered to be uni-lingual (If that isn’t a word, I just made it one. If Etsy sellers can do it, so can I.).
However, thanks to Regretsy, I have become fluent in Derpish. I’ve found that my new linguistic adventures haven’t made me any money. So I guess it’s all for the best that I was never much for studing foreign…
April 3, 2010 at 1:11 am
…language. Apparently I got too verbose with that one.
April 3, 2010 at 7:16 am
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April 3, 2010 at 8:25 am
In their defense, the first and third sellers are not native English speakers, but the third one is a graduate student in Graphic Design!!!
April 3, 2010 at 8:40 am
It’s funny because it’s like the pillow is talking to you.
April 3, 2010 at 8:56 am
that’s just how people talk in the city, ya know “get up off me,” “let go off me” and so forth. it’s ebonics.
April 3, 2010 at 9:41 am
#45 thatdingo – For $30 it better talk!
April 3, 2010 at 11:21 am
I feel like I’ve stumbled onto Engrish.com accidentally. Computer, I TOLD YOU REGRETSY!
April 3, 2010 at 11:55 am
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April 3, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Because I enjoy beating dead horses, I had to create the perfect Manllow: http://twitpic.com/1cyq89
April 3, 2010 at 6:43 pm
#40 Pillows are the enemy?
And here I thought it was the baby blankets!
April 3, 2010 at 10:59 pm
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2693/4488393583_ddf586d0a2_o.jpg
April 4, 2010 at 10:18 am
ISUS, lol! That pillow truly is the enemy.
April 4, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Am I the only one who doesn’t know what a maniana- minded person is??? Is it someone who does a lot of studing?
April 5, 2010 at 7:41 am
#56 janncri, it’s apparently a defensive seller who turns into a manic maniacle maniac banana on regretsy, just mañana (tomorrow), not today.