Okay now wait a minute. How is she thinking of you? Isn’t she thinking of herself? She’s sitting there, and she’s looking over her own shoulder, watching herself thinking of herself.

If she was thinking of you, it would look like this:

Well, if you were Justin Bieber, I mean.

- Submitted by Amanda

So they cost $60, And she sells them for $60. How does she make money? One word . . . VOLUME!