This looks like that takeout box from Shawarma King in the back of my refrigerator.

Wood, hemp, chunks of metal and a rusty spring. Boy, I bet that makes a beautiful sound. There’s nothing like laying in bed on a summer night, listening to a bunch of shit banging around in a tree. If I wanted to hear bottle caps and car keys all night, I’d sleep in the parking lot at Dodger Stadium.

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SOLD!

The Regretsy pipe auction just closed. The winning bid was pants soiling $150! SAY WHAT?

This money, along with whatever Zazzle revenue we collect until the end of April, will go into a check I’ll present to Housing Works Bookstore on April 28th. Along with the auction, we’ll make a financial contribution to help with their AIDS and homeless charity work.

Thanks to all the bidders who didn’t win. Sorry you have to smoke out of a toilet paper roll with foil taped to it.