The look on her face makes me think the hat DOES smell and she is just lying to us. Maybe we could give it to the Haunted Hussy doll lady since she is full of it.
And here’s her shop announcement: “I need to get attention so i sew 20 hours a day in the nude, in a dungeon with black diaper on.
Now you know, maybe you need to get attention too? Good-bye.”
If that fabric is anything like the stuff my old doll clothes were made from, it will eventually turn silver and sticky. Considering that it IS shit, perhaps that is a fitting fate…
Jiffy pop, LMAO .Yah this stupendous piece of shit would be a lovely hat at a golden shower event.
I like the good-bye’ part of her announcement though.
@ #24 – I’ve had this saved since last year. It’s been relisted twice. If this was a ploy to get on the site, I give her high marks for persistence. Not much of a pay off for wearing shit on your head for 5 months.
#25 Omnitarian
I can barely make heads or tails out of that second line. “They don’t not not NOT smell bad, unlike your not not reverse nega-poo… on opposite day.”
Nega-poo! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Once again I find this hilarious and awesome. I kind of want the giant gold chain too
To give her some credit, unlike this one http://www.regretsy.com/2010/03/25/wipe-your-asp/#comments and other sellers, not only is she aware of what it looks like, she doesn’t pretend it’s a golden cobra in a basket hat or anything.
for a moment, when I saw the picture but hadn’t yet read the text, I thought to myself “Surely she must have realized at some point that her very fashion-forward*snerk* hat looks like poo.”
Boy, did I feel sheepish when I discovered it was her plan all along. she done showed me.
#46 Stretch65: Maybe the sequel to the Regretsy book should be “Regretsy Fairy Tales”. It seems fitting with all the shits and sharts and communication with fairies going on.
I went to her shop and looked at everything there, I learned alot! I have been spelling square incorrectly for many years now…is squres the new spelling?
Then you have the doll necklace that you could wear with your wedding dress…it is a mess of a necklace.
Apparently these golden poo are good luck in Japan…
Just where does one start with all the fun fuckery going on in this one shop…
Killer has been holding back such marvelous fuckery from her possie….Love ya Killer!!
HK’s quote was the best part of this questionable “hat”.
“Uneasy lies the head that wears the brown.” – King Smear
That was complete awesomesauce with a side of fries!
March 31, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Beware the golden shit head.
March 31, 2010 at 1:32 pm
The look on her face makes me think the hat DOES smell and she is just lying to us. Maybe we could give it to the Haunted Hussy doll lady since she is full of it.
March 31, 2010 at 1:35 pm
I don’t know…that sharp end makes me quite opposed to the notion of pooping gold.
March 31, 2010 at 1:38 pm
“Here are the poos that you wish you took; Soft, Gold and Shiny”
And, on someone’s head? Pass.
March 31, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Is this a PSA for what happens when you drink too much Goldschlager?
March 31, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Grody + stupid = grupid? stody? Craft Fail
March 31, 2010 at 1:45 pm
King Midas will take a dump anywhere!
March 31, 2010 at 1:46 pm
And here’s her shop announcement: “I need to get attention so i sew 20 hours a day in the nude, in a dungeon with black diaper on.
Now you know, maybe you need to get attention too? Good-bye.”
Pulled from HotPoopingAsians4U, perhaps?
March 31, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Looks like another regretsy wannabe who made it.
March 31, 2010 at 1:53 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=38334580
Everybody’s Favorite!? She is selling some weird shit.
March 31, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Hey, I think other cultures view it differently than Americans do………(saw this on TV)
http://www.moderntoilet.com.tw/en/about.asp
March 31, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Check out their dessert menu!
http://www.moderntoilet.com.tw/en/menu06.asp
March 31, 2010 at 2:08 pm
If that fabric is anything like the stuff my old doll clothes were made from, it will eventually turn silver and sticky. Considering that it IS shit, perhaps that is a fitting fate…
March 31, 2010 at 2:13 pm
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March 31, 2010 at 2:13 pm
She has no feedback, Shocking! I don’t ever remember wishing my poo were golden and certainly not that size.
March 31, 2010 at 2:13 pm
I suddenly have a craving for Jiffy Pop…
March 31, 2010 at 2:14 pm
“Here are the poos you wish you took: Soft, Gold, and Shiny”
Yeah, if you lived on a nuclear waste site.
March 31, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Hey, is that Lady CaCa?
March 31, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Or a shitty swami.
March 31, 2010 at 2:16 pm
I can help but wonder about the target market here…
March 31, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Jiffy pop, LMAO .Yah this stupendous piece of shit would be a lovely hat at a golden shower event.
I like the good-bye’ part of her announcement though.
March 31, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Hey, my shit don’t stink.
March 31, 2010 at 2:26 pm
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March 31, 2010 at 2:28 pm
The model is clearly saying “Derp”.
March 31, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Hook, line and sinker, Ms. Killer, I’m afraid.
March 31, 2010 at 2:32 pm
I can barely make heads or tails out of that second line. “They don’t not not NOT smell bad, unlike your not not reverse nega-poo… on opposite day.”
March 31, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Did Fat Bastard take a dump on her head?
March 31, 2010 at 2:36 pm
New 007 film: “The Man With The Golden Poo”.
March 31, 2010 at 2:36 pm
@ #24 – I’ve had this saved since last year. It’s been relisted twice. If this was a ploy to get on the site, I give her high marks for persistence. Not much of a pay off for wearing shit on your head for 5 months.
March 31, 2010 at 2:39 pm
bwha ha ha…ok, thanks for clarification killer, I also thought it was bait, but it’s obvious the girl is just bat SHIT crazy
March 31, 2010 at 2:40 pm
She claims that “they don’t smell like your poo,”
but this hat does STINK!
Also I think sitting naked for 20 hours in a black diaper in the dungeon does not make you want to put anything on your head she made!
March 31, 2010 at 2:44 pm
OH MY GOD IT’S EATING HER BRAIN!
Perfect for someone who thinks their shit is made of 24 karat gold!
March 31, 2010 at 2:47 pm
#25 Omnitarian
I can barely make heads or tails out of that second line. “They don’t not not NOT smell bad, unlike your not not reverse nega-poo… on opposite day.”
Nega-poo! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Once again I find this hilarious and awesome. I kind of want the giant gold chain too
March 31, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Poor thing is not getting the attention she wants-not one sale /fail.
March 31, 2010 at 2:55 pm
This is her material tags:
metallic gold fabric, metallic gold threads, cotton and sex
Ummmm sex? Does this double as a dildo?
March 31, 2010 at 2:56 pm
It looks like an intergalactic space poo.
March 31, 2010 at 3:01 pm
…OK not Jiffy Pop – JIFFY POOP!!
March 31, 2010 at 3:04 pm
#35 Sudabaki: “It looks like an intergalactic space poo.”
…would that be a Klingon?
March 31, 2010 at 3:05 pm
i really want two of them so i can wear them a la Princess Leia.
March 31, 2010 at 3:22 pm
angie, that’s what I saw too:
http://twitpic.com/1c972k
March 31, 2010 at 3:26 pm
To give her some credit, unlike this one http://www.regretsy.com/2010/03/25/wipe-your-asp/#comments and other sellers, not only is she aware of what it looks like, she doesn’t pretend it’s a golden cobra in a basket hat or anything.
March 31, 2010 at 3:37 pm
How can this chick possibly presume to know what kind of “poos” people wish to take?
March 31, 2010 at 3:46 pm
thank you for making my day, Debbie!! fantastic!!!
March 31, 2010 at 3:48 pm
#42 lampshade: I think the better question is, how many people out there fantasize about wishing to take golden poos?
March 31, 2010 at 3:50 pm
for a moment, when I saw the picture but hadn’t yet read the text, I thought to myself “Surely she must have realized at some point that her very fashion-forward*snerk* hat looks like poo.”
Boy, did I feel sheepish when I discovered it was her plan all along. she done showed me.
March 31, 2010 at 3:51 pm
# 44 The Grim Brothers estate has been working on the sequel: THE GOOSE WHO LAID THE GOLDEN POO
March 31, 2010 at 3:51 pm
@VEDD
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2718/4479672963_1c5a4e4143_o.jpg
March 31, 2010 at 3:53 pm
#46 Stretch65: Maybe the sequel to the Regretsy book should be “Regretsy Fairy Tales”. It seems fitting with all the shits and sharts and communication with fairies going on.
March 31, 2010 at 3:56 pm
#47 IscreamUscream: How fitting!
Thank you. Now whenever I happen to be in that area of the city I shall pass by that statue and laugh uncontrollably like a lunatic.
March 31, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Gosh, it’s been so long since I’ve taken a cotton-filled poo, I had almost forgotten what a gold mine it can be.
March 31, 2010 at 4:10 pm
I think we’ve found the Lady Gaga of Etsy! She’s outrageous on purpose – so arty. How about the baby on her banner, is that real?
March 31, 2010 at 4:15 pm
#47 has to get COMTD!!
I hope I inspired it and ISUS took it up a knotch
BAM!!!
March 31, 2010 at 4:25 pm
#52 Stretch65 :
#47 has to get COMTD!!
———————
I agree wholeheartdly.
March 31, 2010 at 4:34 pm
@stretch
I also considered Jiffy Poop, but this one better represents my state of mind. 
March 31, 2010 at 4:41 pm
As fabulous as VEDD’s princess is, I second those sentiments ISUS,very well done.
March 31, 2010 at 4:45 pm
I went to her shop and looked at everything there, I learned alot! I have been spelling square incorrectly for many years now…is squres the new spelling?
Then you have the doll necklace that you could wear with your wedding dress…it is a mess of a necklace.
Apparently these golden poo are good luck in Japan…
Just where does one start with all the fun fuckery going on in this one shop…
Killer has been holding back such marvelous fuckery from her possie….Love ya Killer!!
March 31, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Yes, you do need attention…from a panel of experts trained in psychology.
March 31, 2010 at 5:01 pm
@#56 Well, there is this:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/9069/
Apparently poop isn’t lucky, it just sounds lucky?
March 31, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Hooooly Shit
March 31, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Well, I’ve seen some ass-hats but this is the first time I’ve seen a shit hat.
March 31, 2010 at 5:34 pm
#59 SAY WHAT?
March 31, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I don’t know why I was expecting this to be the weirdest thing in this person’s shop – it isn’t. Not by a mile.
March 31, 2010 at 6:17 pm
i still just want to know what she meant when she said it was “georgeous.”
March 31, 2010 at 6:29 pm
You know, this is what I needed to see tonight. I’ve had a shitty few days but for some reason this make me smile. I wouldn’t wear it but…
March 31, 2010 at 6:45 pm
Think I saw this hat on QVC. Quacker Factory. Matching velor sweatsuit.
March 31, 2010 at 8:22 pm
#59 Oh come on, no one remembers http://de.tinypic.com/r/2eceyag/5 ?
March 31, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Wanna P.A.N., I remember Jambi
April 1, 2010 at 1:03 am
I love that she even got other people to model this one:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=37518063
The look on their faces in the picture before they put the hats on just says “WTF?”
April 1, 2010 at 9:45 am
It’s the new Blingleberry look…
It’s popular with thuggies and their poops, yo. Turd to your mother.
April 1, 2010 at 12:55 pm
I just want to know what constitutes “georgeous” and exactly which George are we talking about here.
April 1, 2010 at 1:22 pm
hm there is a difference between pop “art” and crap.
April 1, 2010 at 4:02 pm
HK’s quote was the best part of this questionable “hat”.
“Uneasy lies the head that wears the brown.” – King Smear
That was complete awesomesauce with a side of fries!
April 9, 2010 at 1:18 am
Awww.. why wasn’t this fabricated earlier?
Leslie Hall could have used it in her video, it coordinates with her gold jumpsuit so well.
GEeeeeM SWEATERSsss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypn436DFTUQ
April 23, 2010 at 6:44 pm
My shit’s made out of gold, I’d be proud to wear this hat!
December 21, 2010 at 7:14 pm
You crafty fuckers are missing out on the most satisfying hat of your life. Sorry for your sad, sad lives.
March 22, 2011 at 12:42 am
And the funny part is, I didn’t think poo when I saw this, I thought ‘nautilus’.