Also, for the billionth time, “.20″ is what people put when they don’t have a set price limit. They have to put *something*, so they put the default lowest amount as a way of saying “name your price.” I really don’t see why that’s so hard to understand.
…because I’m pretty sure there’s nothing available anywhere else on the internet that will do the trick. Maybe the Etsyite selling the curse on design thieves can come up with something.
#13 HamatoKameko: “Also, for the billionth time, “.20″ is what people put when they don’t have a set price limit.”
As in you’ve explained this concept to us, here on Regretsy? A billion is an awful lot. Regretsy is only just now reaching it’s 6 month anniversary. You’ve been very busy.
No, I haven’t explained it, but I’ve seen it explained a dozen times or more, “here on Regretsy.” I got it the first time. I just don’t see why it’s so hard to comprehend.
Regretsy, where pointing out a fact instead of mocking in ignorance gets you voted out of sight.
If this said “completely unsatisfied ex” instead of wife and “falls asleep during sex because I suck” instead of put on weight, I’d swear this shit was requested by my ex.
Is this problem even medically possible? How much weight would you have to put on? Maybe you’re just *cough* bad in bed *cough cough.* Excuse me, I seem to have come down with a case of Whydidyoumarryhimatitis.
A dick that does not talk back. Plenty of sites sell those. Adam and Eve is one that comes to mind. She better buy her own batteries or this cheap fucker would get them at the dollar store.
Honey- if you are married to this short dick man and you read this, all i need is an addy to send you the materials and good batteries.
Attorney fees will be extra and are not included.
So lemme get this straight. This guy sees a connection between a woman’s weight and her sexual capacity. I mean, hot chicks totally orgasm all the time – because porn doesn’t lie. With thinking like that, of course she’s not going to orgasm.
But maybe they are connected. Maybe she’s depressed, so she’s overeating and less able to enjoy sex. In which case, the worst thing you could do is say “Hey Honey, I bought you some drugs off the internet because I’m disappointed in you!”
#20, how about an all inclusive luxury cruise with a gourmet buffet? Oh, wait, that’s how you’d get ME there. Orgasm? Hmmm…FedEx delivery guy? That’s how it’s done in pornos.
The only thing I see wrong with this request is that it’s on Etsy. It is a valid concern for many women & the men who love them. A husband trying to help his wife…wow, HORRIBLE! Unfortunately, it’s blunt and to the point and not craft-related at all, but there ARE herbal aids for increasing libido, not to mention a LOT of other information for helping women re-achieve orgasm that they find elusive due to weight gain or other “changes”.
@hamatokameko – the joke about the husband valuing his wife’s orgasm at 0.20 is a lot funnier than explaining the 0.20 reasoning. and we’re here to get laughs! after the billionth regretsy comment section, i don’t see why this is so hard to understand.
@mschristymcknickers – your comment is dull, too. bleh.
So no matter how many times the .20 joke gets played out, it’s still funny? I’m obviously missing out on the inhalants, then…too many brain cells interfere with repetitive jokes that were only marginally funny to start with.
Sigh. This woman isn’t *unable* to orgasm. Her man can’t give her one. Many women get tricked into thinking that having an orgasm is their responsibility, it’s not. In fact, orgasm doesn’t even have to be the goal of sex for it to be good (for women at least). Clearly this man think it’s something wrong with her, and he’s not looking at himself.
That, MsChristy, is why this post is funny and wrong.
AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
March 28, 2010 at 4:16 am
@ #28 Recovering Crack Baby : “She better buy her own batteries or this cheap fucker would get them at the dollar store.”
….don’t ask me how I know, but the guy at my local Stag Shop (oops – guess that’s how I know) recommends using the cheap no-name batteries because the higher quality ones deliver too much power too quickly and burn those itty bitty little motors out!
I’ve been all over the charts weight wise and I’ve been still able to “see Jesus”. You have to at least spend money on dinner and wine to make that happen……
Sorry to interrupt this broadcasting…*lol*…and I hope it’s not too late…but Recovering Crack Baby and Wilma Fingerdoo…I just NOW got your emails. Please read your replies and…get back to me today!
I hope you guys see this!
I was going to say something about how it costs more than $.20 to buy herbal supplements at the store, but apparently not knowing that $.20 means you have no price limit is a sin with some people.
So instead I’ll say that if he has no price limit he should hire her a prostitute that’ll give her what she needs instead of looking for herbs.
I don’t recommend anything battery-powered, unless you get rechargeable batteries. Get something that plugs right into the wall. Nice and consistent and you’re not spending tons on batteries.
since when does gaining a little impede with being able to orgasm? This comes from someone who used to be a twig and is now a plus size and has better sex now than ever.
Weight is not going to cause a woman to not orgasm, unless she is feeling bad about herself, in which case its a self esteem issue. meaning, she can’t relax enough, & is too uptight about how she looks, to orgasm. This is where a man should step up-tell her she looks hot, come on to her outside of bed. Do some work, for Christ’s sake, don’t take the woosie “Its not me, its her” approach. If all else fails, a nice long bit of oral sex (on her, not you) should do the trick. =) Man up
I actually think its really sweet that hes out here looking for ways to help his girl orgasm. Hes going about it all wrong, but his heart is at least in the right place.
Herbal remedy ~ that’s like botanical, right?
So how about a cucumber?
Or hand carve a carrot into a novelty shape.
Maybe some olive oil..
Eco-inimate.
No batteries required.
Why does she have to have sex with an inanimate or battery operated object? I’m just wondering, because if any of you made the same suggestion to me, I’d be pretty disgusted with you. I choose not to humiliate myself with vegetables, synthetic things shaped like phalluses, or even hand carved ones. I prefer human mates only. At least 50% of the female population in the USA (some stats say 80% others say 50% do not use ‘sexual aides,’) feels the same.
On a more snarky note (because lectures aren’t funny,) perhaps this man’s entire problem is he wants to pay a mere ten cents for every second he actually has an erection, and just doesn’t realize 2 seconds of sex does not generally give a woman an orgasm.
@#71 Just because it humiliates you doesn’t make it bad. It’s a huge industry that has existed for longer than one might expect. That said, you’re right. It’s sad that this woman has no where else to turn except perhaps ashleymadison.com.
i hate the idea of voting on comments on here. if it gets so low that a comment gets hidden, the link that replaces the original comment draws even more attention to that comment. you can’t help but wonder what that person said, right? why not just let all of the comments be out? intelligent readers will gloss over the moronic comments on their own and not give them any added attention. then again, giving morons attention is the whole point of regretsy.
I didn’t say I had a problem with others stuffing watermelons up their butts or pineapples in their cooters (that’s an exaggeration, but frankly, how does one fit a cucumber up anything – I know that wouldn’t fit up me without an episiotomy, so I applaud your kegel abilities,) and if fake phalluses and produce turn you on, that’s fine, but its not for everyone. Also, no disrespect, but, wouldn’t they maybe try sex toys before looking to herbal help? Just sayin.
Sorry for making the sex toy people sad that I don’t share your kink. Thumbs down to me sex toy people! I am sorry if I offended you. What appeals to you does not appeal globally. What appeals to me doesn’t appeal to others globally.
Boo to me, I forgot where I was posting. You’re right. I’m drinking a big glass of STFU now, like a good girl. (Shut up, Cat.)
You know, I’ve never had sex with a vegetable. And I’ve been having trouble getting off lately too, so my boy and I have been using toys more. I think a big part of it is being self-conscious about my body, but a vibrator just kind of pushes that out of my head and all that’s left is “Woohoo!” Some clit vibratin’ during sex might help this woman, too. /TMI
Or maybe her husband isn’t that into her anymore because she’s gained weight, so he’s not attending to her needs?
Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
March 28, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Holy shit a SURPRISE WEEKEND POST and I didn’t study! And WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!
Looks like somebody discovered the multiple voting loophole. Jesus, is everybody on the rag or what?
On a serious note, one of the antidepressants I was on years ago made me gain 70 lbs, and to top it off, I was completely unable to have an orgasm NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED. It was very depressing.
But 80,000 volts has fixed all that, and now I come every time I hear the word ‘skants’.
It seriously might not be him. She just might have issues. I’ve seen this happen to someone before, and people wind up not being compatible with one another. What works for one woman might not do anything for another, and no matter what you do, it still might not work.
Wal-Mart sells libido-max, or you can try whatever is in your spam folder.
Newsflash: Women have one thing in common- they’re all different.
Absolutely amazing! There are more hidden comments here than when we were discussing that horridly made confederate flag dress. We have stronger feelings about sex and pleasure than almost anything else. Not saying that’s wrong or right, just noticing the trend.
More often than not, a woman’s pleasure is tied to her state of mind. All of our blood does not desert our brains when we are excited!
EVERYONE- I have an annoucment that most will not give a fuck about. There are books, videos, websites, Doctors, nut-doctors for both your head and well nuts, toys, creams, erotic reading, fucking your pool boy, fucking yourself, some wear skants to fuck the dead, which is very fucking intersesting that the skants have evolved from that to Turkey’s. Now what the fuck was some bitching about I forgot.
#94:I don’t think she needs to discuss her sexual life at regretsy.
Suggesting sex toys is just another way of saying it’s her problem imo. All this is probably way too indepth psycho analysis for a simply-worded etsy post, but the idea that this post was “sweet” is revolting. It would be sweet if the guy had said “My wife and I have been having trouble in the bedroom and I would like to improve things for both of us.” The fact he couldn’t come up with those words show he’s an…
*uncaring ass.
Sexual aides, like vibrators, are not a bad thing per se, but it makes the orgasm the most important thing while most likely there are many things going on. Handing her a vibrator and telling her to go crazy with it isn’t going to fix this guy not bothering to physically satisfy her, it will just cover a problem with duct tape. Also, sexual aides like vibrators are not for everyone, re:94.
He’s overpaying, actually. If you buy at CostCo, you can get a pack of 30 female orgasms for roughly 16-and-a-fifth cents each. The hard part is not using them all up on the ride home.
March 27, 2010 at 9:53 pm
Diet, exercise and therapy for her self esteem?
March 27, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Oh, I’m sorry. You’re looking for some hippie new age thing. Green tea, acaci berries, a macrobiotic diet, yoga and a chat with the spirit guides.
March 27, 2010 at 9:58 pm
haha! she’s probably just comfortable and doesn’t care to fake it anymore.
March 27, 2010 at 9:58 pm
I recommend a new man. One who actually has a track record of pleasuring women.
March 27, 2010 at 9:59 pm
A new husband named Herb.
March 27, 2010 at 10:08 pm
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March 27, 2010 at 10:09 pm
Maybe it’s not the weight, but the man that’s the problem.
March 27, 2010 at 10:15 pm
complaints about weight don’t normally cause orgasms.
March 27, 2010 at 10:16 pm
Herbal viagra for the husband, perhaps?
March 27, 2010 at 10:19 pm
And the ideal price is 20 cents?
March 27, 2010 at 10:19 pm
Maybe her problem is that she’s married to a cheap bastard, who is only willing to pay .20 cents for her to orgasm.
March 27, 2010 at 10:21 pm
So, does this person want the medicine for the weight gain, or the inability to orgasm? Because one that does both will cost at least $0.40…
March 27, 2010 at 10:21 pm
it’s only $.20 to him because she’s crazy enough to keep satisfying him even though he can’t be bothered with hers.
March 27, 2010 at 10:28 pm
The only weight she needs to lose is the dead weight that she is married to….whatta dick!
March 27, 2010 at 10:31 pm
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March 27, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Good thing there’s Etsy, a source for all things handmade.
March 27, 2010 at 10:34 pm
…because I’m pretty sure there’s nothing available anywhere else on the internet that will do the trick. Maybe the Etsyite selling the curse on design thieves can come up with something.
March 27, 2010 at 10:38 pm
#13 HamatoKameko: “Also, for the billionth time, “.20″ is what people put when they don’t have a set price limit.”
As in you’ve explained this concept to us, here on Regretsy? A billion is an awful lot. Regretsy is only just now reaching it’s 6 month anniversary. You’ve been very busy.
March 27, 2010 at 10:42 pm
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March 27, 2010 at 10:45 pm
#17 HamatoKameko: And you have no concept of sarcasm.
Regresty, where we make fun of shit because we think it’s funny.
March 27, 2010 at 10:47 pm
“…And you have no concept of hyperbole.”
that might be spelled “hyperbore”
@Suda
this guy gets what he deserves.
March 27, 2010 at 10:52 pm
If this said “completely unsatisfied ex” instead of wife and “falls asleep during sex because I suck” instead of put on weight, I’d swear this shit was requested by my ex.
March 27, 2010 at 10:55 pm
and how precisely would you ship an orgasm to the Bahamas?
March 27, 2010 at 11:10 pm
Is this problem even medically possible? How much weight would you have to put on? Maybe you’re just *cough* bad in bed *cough cough.* Excuse me, I seem to have come down with a case of Whydidyoumarryhimatitis.
March 27, 2010 at 11:15 pm
@#13 I’ll give you $0.20 to simmer down a bit.
March 27, 2010 at 11:19 pm
#22 mtopia: I’ll kick in .20¢ too, to make it .40¢
March 27, 2010 at 11:26 pm
A dick that does not talk back. Plenty of sites sell those. Adam and Eve is one that comes to mind. She better buy her own batteries or this cheap fucker would get them at the dollar store.
Honey- if you are married to this short dick man and you read this, all i need is an addy to send you the materials and good batteries.
Attorney fees will be extra and are not included.
March 27, 2010 at 11:27 pm
#23 sudabaki© with that much he/she will be able to simmer down herbally!
March 27, 2010 at 11:30 pm
WILMA- were are you? You already have a better man for her in your closet.
March 27, 2010 at 11:33 pm
I can think of at least one easy way for her to lose 200+ pounds of unsightly flab…
March 27, 2010 at 11:40 pm
So lemme get this straight. This guy sees a connection between a woman’s weight and her sexual capacity. I mean, hot chicks totally orgasm all the time – because porn doesn’t lie. With thinking like that, of course she’s not going to orgasm.
But maybe they are connected. Maybe she’s depressed, so she’s overeating and less able to enjoy sex. In which case, the worst thing you could do is say “Hey Honey, I bought you some drugs off the internet because I’m disappointed in you!”
March 28, 2010 at 12:00 am
#20, how about an all inclusive luxury cruise with a gourmet buffet? Oh, wait, that’s how you’d get ME there. Orgasm? Hmmm…FedEx delivery guy? That’s how it’s done in pornos.
March 28, 2010 at 12:07 am
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March 28, 2010 at 12:37 am
@hamatokameko – the joke about the husband valuing his wife’s orgasm at 0.20 is a lot funnier than explaining the 0.20 reasoning. and we’re here to get laughs! after the billionth regretsy comment section, i don’t see why this is so hard to understand.
@mschristymcknickers – your comment is dull, too. bleh.
@me – this comment is now dull, too.
March 28, 2010 at 1:03 am
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March 28, 2010 at 1:23 am
Sigh. This woman isn’t *unable* to orgasm. Her man can’t give her one. Many women get tricked into thinking that having an orgasm is their responsibility, it’s not. In fact, orgasm doesn’t even have to be the goal of sex for it to be good (for women at least). Clearly this man think it’s something wrong with her, and he’s not looking at himself.
That, MsChristy, is why this post is funny and wrong.
March 28, 2010 at 1:25 am
The fact that he’s only willing to pay .20 cents is another reason why his wife is not reaching orgasm.
March 28, 2010 at 2:45 am
Man reply in 5…4…3…2…1
Whats a female orgasm?
March 28, 2010 at 2:46 am
I kid by the way ladies.
March 28, 2010 at 3:18 am
@ #33. oooh, yes @ the fed ex guy. or that chocolaty brown goodness of the UPS man… he always delivers and doesn’t expect a follow-up massage.
March 28, 2010 at 4:16 am
@ #28 Recovering Crack Baby : “She better buy her own batteries or this cheap fucker would get them at the dollar store.”
….don’t ask me how I know, but the guy at my local Stag Shop (oops – guess that’s how I know) recommends using the cheap no-name batteries because the higher quality ones deliver too much power too quickly and burn those itty bitty little motors out!
….just sayin’.
March 28, 2010 at 5:13 am
I’ve been all over the charts weight wise and I’ve been still able to “see Jesus”. You have to at least spend money on dinner and wine to make that happen……
March 28, 2010 at 5:14 am
wow… I hate to think how much weight one has to put on before it affects their ability to orgasm…
March 28, 2010 at 6:46 am
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March 28, 2010 at 7:11 am
#37 Brute- I totally agree with everything you said.
March 28, 2010 at 7:14 am
I was going to say something about how it costs more than $.20 to buy herbal supplements at the store, but apparently not knowing that $.20 means you have no price limit is a sin with some people.
So instead I’ll say that if he has no price limit he should hire her a prostitute that’ll give her what she needs instead of looking for herbs.
March 28, 2010 at 7:41 am
Since we’re looking for “handmade”, inexpensive solutions, I suggest she strangle him.
March 28, 2010 at 7:43 am
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March 28, 2010 at 8:23 am
Come on. If you can’t get an orgasm in the Bahamas, then something’s wrong.
March 28, 2010 at 8:47 am
I’m pretty sure it’s official…ALL of the crazies from eBay have migrated to etsy.
March 28, 2010 at 8:58 am
An extremely charming penis charm might do the trick.
March 28, 2010 at 9:05 am
I don’t recommend anything battery-powered, unless you get rechargeable batteries. Get something that plugs right into the wall. Nice and consistent and you’re not spending tons on batteries.
March 28, 2010 at 9:10 am
#52, this isn’t an eBay crazy, it’s a Yahoo!Answers crazy.
March 28, 2010 at 9:23 am
Maybe if fatheadedhubbo really got the whole ‘hand-made’ thing down, we wouldn’t be here.
March 28, 2010 at 10:37 am
#39: The shocker might work for some women
March 28, 2010 at 11:28 am
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March 28, 2010 at 11:33 am
since when does gaining a little impede with being able to orgasm? This comes from someone who used to be a twig and is now a plus size and has better sex now than ever.
March 28, 2010 at 11:37 am
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March 28, 2010 at 11:48 am
Maybe if he got her Karl Lagerfeld’s head on a golf club…
March 28, 2010 at 11:51 am
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March 28, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Weight is not going to cause a woman to not orgasm, unless she is feeling bad about herself, in which case its a self esteem issue. meaning, she can’t relax enough, & is too uptight about how she looks, to orgasm. This is where a man should step up-tell her she looks hot, come on to her outside of bed. Do some work, for Christ’s sake, don’t take the woosie “Its not me, its her” approach. If all else fails, a nice long bit of oral sex (on her, not you) should do the trick. =) Man up
March 28, 2010 at 12:27 pm
i have a remedy for her, but he belongs to me!
seriously dude read a book!
March 28, 2010 at 12:30 pm
even easier than reading a book…. Google!
i wonder if he’d pay me the 0.20 to send him some links.
March 28, 2010 at 1:57 pm
I actually think its really sweet that hes out here looking for ways to help his girl orgasm. Hes going about it all wrong, but his heart is at least in the right place.
March 28, 2010 at 3:24 pm
For 20 cents? I got it!
All you really need is a lollipop and some practice!
March 28, 2010 at 4:54 pm
#64 Moi is right. Seriously.
1) He needs to stop blaming her for not having something he is supposed to be giving her.
2) Next he could abandon the concept that a pill will solve his problem.
3) ORAL SEX! And remember “ladies first” means everybody has fun.
March 28, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Herbal remedy ~ that’s like botanical, right?
So how about a cucumber?
Or hand carve a carrot into a novelty shape.
Maybe some olive oil..
Eco-inimate.
No batteries required.
March 28, 2010 at 6:00 pm
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March 28, 2010 at 6:06 pm
#71: Because obviously the human she’s shackled to can’t perform. And carrots are always hard.
March 28, 2010 at 6:10 pm
@#71 Just because it humiliates you doesn’t make it bad. It’s a huge industry that has existed for longer than one might expect. That said, you’re right. It’s sad that this woman has no where else to turn except perhaps ashleymadison.com.
March 28, 2010 at 6:14 pm
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March 28, 2010 at 6:33 pm
#75 schoozie – I read every “hidden” comment. I can’t say that about the other comments.
People who “thumbs down” a comment will eventually discover that they actually promote a concept that they dislike.
When people take sarcasm seriously the joke is on them.
I’m laughing either way.
March 28, 2010 at 6:34 pm
@#73 – well, she also has 2 hands to either grab a dude who can perform or help herself sign divorce papers.
Hands do more than carrots do.
March 28, 2010 at 6:37 pm
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March 28, 2010 at 7:12 pm
You know, I’ve never had sex with a vegetable. And I’ve been having trouble getting off lately too, so my boy and I have been using toys more. I think a big part of it is being self-conscious about my body, but a vibrator just kind of pushes that out of my head and all that’s left is “Woohoo!” Some clit vibratin’ during sex might help this woman, too. /TMI
Or maybe her husband isn’t that into her anymore because she’s gained weight, so he’s not attending to her needs?
March 28, 2010 at 7:20 pm
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March 28, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Holy shit a SURPRISE WEEKEND POST and I didn’t study! And WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!
Looks like somebody discovered the multiple voting loophole. Jesus, is everybody on the rag or what?
On a serious note, one of the antidepressants I was on years ago made me gain 70 lbs, and to top it off, I was completely unable to have an orgasm NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED. It was very depressing.
But 80,000 volts has fixed all that, and now I come every time I hear the word ‘skants’.
March 28, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Whoa that was a LOT of hidden comments. Could I write anything at this point and expect a thumbs down.
Cat Astrofeed, I wasn’t upset btw. I thought you were being funny/snarky. I doubt that apologizing will have appeased the red-thumbers.
Cesar: One is recommended by dentists?
March 28, 2010 at 7:49 pm
And has anyone noticed that the ad on the side of this page is for Colonix? There’s your herbal remedy, mister!
March 28, 2010 at 7:50 pm
@85 I hadn’t noticed, but, indeed, the ad-bot seems to be implying something.
March 28, 2010 at 7:51 pm
what’s multiple voting tool? I mean multiple orgasm?
March 28, 2010 at 7:52 pm
#75 schmoozie – I think the “thumbs down crowd ” has gone soft on us.
They just can’t get it up.
I hope its not my fault.
I’ll type slower next time….. misspell some words, make them feel special.
March 28, 2010 at 7:55 pm
I like that we can thumbs-up comments. Positive snark reinforcement.
March 28, 2010 at 7:59 pm
It seriously might not be him. She just might have issues. I’ve seen this happen to someone before, and people wind up not being compatible with one another. What works for one woman might not do anything for another, and no matter what you do, it still might not work.
Wal-Mart sells libido-max, or you can try whatever is in your spam folder.
Newsflash: Women have one thing in common- they’re all different.
March 28, 2010 at 8:07 pm
#83 VEDD, are you sure you aren’t my ex? BTW, it was 85lbs.
March 28, 2010 at 8:42 pm
Absolutely amazing! There are more hidden comments here than when we were discussing that horridly made confederate flag dress. We have stronger feelings about sex and pleasure than almost anything else. Not saying that’s wrong or right, just noticing the trend.
More often than not, a woman’s pleasure is tied to her state of mind. All of our blood does not desert our brains when we are excited!
March 28, 2010 at 9:02 pm
#92 – somethinghomemade – Sex is a “touchy” subject.
March 28, 2010 at 9:05 pm
#71 Cat Astrofeed :
You seem to feel very strongly about this.
Im curious why you think sex toys are “humiliating”?
March 28, 2010 at 9:28 pm
#71 catastrofeed – According to your statistics 50% of women like it, and 50% don’t.
Based on his comments there is a 50/50 chance that she isn’t in the “prefer human mates” category.
March 28, 2010 at 11:05 pm
snark-o-leptic – of course it is, but only when you’re lucky!
March 29, 2010 at 12:46 am
#83 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer : SKANTS baby SKANTS.
March 29, 2010 at 12:50 am
“then again, giving morons attention is the whole point of regretsy.” by #75 schmoozie :
YOU- yes YOU- SCHMOOZIE have my full and undivided attention. Luckily for you it is free and more then most get from me- so what did yah want?
March 29, 2010 at 12:55 am
EVERYONE- I have an annoucment that most will not give a fuck about. There are books, videos, websites, Doctors, nut-doctors for both your head and well nuts, toys, creams, erotic reading, fucking your pool boy, fucking yourself, some wear skants to fuck the dead, which is very fucking intersesting that the skants have evolved from that to Turkey’s. Now what the fuck was some bitching about I forgot.
March 29, 2010 at 4:20 am
#94:I don’t think she needs to discuss her sexual life at regretsy.
Suggesting sex toys is just another way of saying it’s her problem imo. All this is probably way too indepth psycho analysis for a simply-worded etsy post, but the idea that this post was “sweet” is revolting. It would be sweet if the guy had said “My wife and I have been having trouble in the bedroom and I would like to improve things for both of us.” The fact he couldn’t come up with those words show he’s an…
March 29, 2010 at 4:27 am
*uncaring ass.
Sexual aides, like vibrators, are not a bad thing per se, but it makes the orgasm the most important thing while most likely there are many things going on. Handing her a vibrator and telling her to go crazy with it isn’t going to fix this guy not bothering to physically satisfy her, it will just cover a problem with duct tape. Also, sexual aides like vibrators are not for everyone, re:94.
March 29, 2010 at 5:10 am
Everyone needs a nice stiff cock-tail.
March 29, 2010 at 5:51 am
Maybe he should wear skants in the bedroom…perhaps it is her secret fetish……
March 29, 2010 at 11:43 am
LOL about the FedEx or UPS guy. That’s one package you just GOTTA have overnight.
March 29, 2010 at 1:01 pm
I had a boyfriend who wouldn’t touch me anymore because I LOST 125lbs.
So you know what I did? I lost another 250lbs of Immature Ass and after a year eventually found roughly 150lbs of Real Man.
<– Cured!
March 29, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Wow. $0.20 sure doesn’t buy a lot these days but if it’ll buy an orgasm, my piggy bank is in trouble.
March 29, 2010 at 6:09 pm
#83 made me laugh and laugh and laugh. Thumbs up!
March 29, 2010 at 9:22 pm
He’s overpaying, actually. If you buy at CostCo, you can get a pack of 30 female orgasms for roughly 16-and-a-fifth cents each. The hard part is not using them all up on the ride home.