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Regretsy Press

I love this story.

But the last line is my favorite part. I smell some new Zazzle merchandise in the wind!

Or it could just be those hair blobs from the last post.

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21 comments on Regretsy Press

  1. mtopia
    March 26, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    I’m glad to hear that you’re a hit with etsy sellers. So all the ones angry decided to let it go?

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  2. hamoza
    March 26, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    That is fucking zazzling.

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  3. Helen Killer
    March 26, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    @ #!, Yes, a wee bit of an overstatement there. But Adam Brown’s quote is fucking priceless.

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  4. mtopia
    March 26, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    @#3 What’s the internet for if not for overstatement? Also, yes, so priceless. He will be thrilled to be featured on Regresty!

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  5. Monstrosa
    March 26, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    Zazzlesauce!

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  6. Patty has abducted an Australian
    March 26, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    Mmmm… I do enjoy a good helping of Zazzlesauce.

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  7. AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
    March 26, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  8. Stretch65
    March 26, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    # 6 Zazzlesauce is tons better than Vegimite

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  9. janncri
    March 26, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Good press HK!

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  10. Street Corner Hooker
    March 26, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    $8 But what about Vagimite?

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  11. MsChristy McKnickers
    March 26, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Uh, I’m not laughing at Adam Brown, just at moldy falafel yarn turds and general Etsy fuckery paraded before me, narrated by April’s scintillatingly caustic wit with the background music of hundreds of other mostly funny people providing commentary.

    I’m just glad that the fine folk who run Etsy continue to show that they possess a healthy sense of humor.

    Bravo, April! Excellent and well written article.

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  12. HelenaHandbasket
    March 26, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    I feel badly that the writer didn’t mention Ann.

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  13. mtopia
    March 26, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    @12 Poor Ann Winchell, she never gets the acknowledgment she deserves.

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  14. Patty has abducted an Australian
    March 26, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    #8 Stretch65 : Great googley-moogley, is it EVER! I just had a discussion today with my Australian about the nastiness of Vegemite.

    Oooh, maybe I’ll get some Vegemite, dry it out a bit, sculpt something wonderful- like a vagina- and sell it on etsy.

    Then Street Corner Hooker can have a Vagemite made from genuine Vegemite! ;)

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  15. IscreamUscream
    March 26, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Having worked for years in Palo Alto, I’m all the more impressed by the article. Locally, the town is a bit infamous for their high-tone, Adult-onset Cryabeetus population. No doubt the whiny letters will now ensue…and makes me smile. :lol:

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  16. Recovering Crack Baby
    March 26, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    You and your wind-up toys-LOL

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  17. iunifera
    March 27, 2010 at 6:04 am

    Without you, I would never be the proud recipient of embroidered toilet paper and oddly dressed donkeys.

    My life is now complete…

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  18. iknowright
    March 28, 2010 at 8:50 pm

    i think the subtitle for the site should be changed to “Cheekily subtitled, ‘Where DIY meets WTF’”

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  19. raven
    March 29, 2010 at 5:53 am

    Was that the demon sex guy who left a comment? That was my favorite Regretsy post ever!

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  20. raven
    March 29, 2010 at 5:53 am

    I still want to know who bought all those demon sex paintings!

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  21. taffymcclure
    March 29, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    Kudos to Captain Obvious (a.k.a Adam Brown) for his clear assessment of the humour principle. I suppose he could say the same thing for Etsy, but in reverse, “It isn’t supposed to funny, but it is.”

    Zazzling.

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