This looks like that takeout box from Shawarma King in the back of my refrigerator.
Just yesterday some of these came out of my cat’s esophagus. I’ll go $3.00 on those.
I guess i did eat the corn!
Waaaay too much oatmeal.
What have the owls in this person’s neighborhood been eating lately?
aaaand the point of these would be…?
What a great deal! That’s less than $1 per turd!
I told him that the Indian corn was just for decoration, not for eating, but clearly he didn’t listen.
You could string them and make a bracelet or earrings to match the snake/turd necklace. I can’t imagine what other uses they might have.
I think I dissected some of these back in high school biology. Owl poop, right?
Not poop, owl ‘pellets’ -they’re regurgitated. These are so much like owl pellets that I had to comment. Takes me back to my childhood on the farm…. ahhhh smelly…
When I taught elem. school, our kids had to dissect an owl pellet to see what he ate. Usually it was a field mouse. These look exactly like those. What a treat.
Martha Stewart was making these a little while ago on her daytime show. She was all like “huuuAAAHHHGGHH.”
This is just what I have always imagined Easter Bunny poops to look like.
And don’t ask why I imagine Easter Bunny poops… I really don’t know.
Exactly what the hell are you supposed to do with these cat yak/turd/puke/festering leftovers?
Home Decor? *sigh*
Protip: when making something that looks like it was found in a catbox don’t use the word “chocolate” in the description.
Oh shit , not again?!
Great, thanks , falafel is my favorite food. Was.
I don’t eat it for the beautythough.
Someone made these for their visual appeal? Since when did turd art get so poopular? Crap, I’m soo out of the loop.
I want to thank this seller for cleaning out my dryer vent.
Uses? Uses? Ha! Place them likely places around your home and then sit back and watch the fun!
How long before someone posts actual human excrement on Etsy? Because I feel that we are getting very close.
you could glue some googly eyes on these, then they would resemble mr. hanky?
Uh oh. Looks like the cat got into my knitting basket again.
OMG–we had this kit called “Owl Puke,” and it was owl pellets that you dissolved and picked apart, looking for mouse bones (science geek Christmas gift). It looked JUST LIKE THAT.
At least they’re soft to the touch. Isn’t that special. Not that I’d ever touch that shit.
the perfect combination of turd, mouse and yarn I can just picture these in my cats box or left by the neighbors dog in the yard.
Jeebus Cripes, who the hell would buy something that looks like dried turds? What kind of person THINKS of stuff like this?
Just when I think Regretsy can’t find anything worse, they find something worse! LOL
When making this doo doo , straddling the OBVIOUS line between poo & something else, err on the side of clarity & make a different color dammit. Or just go straddle a toilet.
Hey they sell these on Urban Outfitters for much more than this…
What a killer deal!
Each pellet is individual. Thank goodness for that.
BRB; feeding cats bits of yarn so they can earn their keep on Etsy come hairball time.
My question is not who would buy these, but who would make them? On purpose?
#26 Oh Skully,Bwahahaha I fear the end is near .
“Can be used:
as a bead for making necklaces, earrings, bracelets, pins…”
I can’t imagine who would buy whatever I would make from this. But hey- it received 6 hearts!!!
Hey Raz- maybe a Mr. Hanky pin?? LOL
Classy, Skully, very classy, indeed.
The artists profile says:
“I am not a very good at speechmaking, so I would like that my art works would speak instead of me”.
She should take up speechmaking.
This is so you can make a necklace to go with the owl hat, right?
If I owned a stuffed owl, I would get one and place it nearby the owl, for a more realistic tableaux.
One of my favorite things in the world is chocolate. My Australian friend sends me parcels and always includes a few bricks of Cadbury.
But if these sellers don’t stop using the descriptive “chocolate” on their poop creations, Patty is gonna have to go all medieval on their asses.
That’s right, she’s so outraged, she’s talking about herself in the third person.
Hey, who’s thumbs-downing me for complimenting Skully? That’s just un-American.
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They look fun to make !
@Skully — WOO! TURDS OF THE APOCALYPSE!
#37 bootsychoo – Really. Thumbs downing a compliment?
Some people just can’t take a compliment.
I don’t remember eating carrots…
These would look spectacular in a coiled polymer clay bowel, I mean bowl, as a certerpiece on the dining table.
I fear that felted wool is the new glitter.There should be limits.
That’s it, I’m replacing the bowl of fake fruit with this here poopurri!
Someone got a little carried away with the tags:
felted sea pebbles, rocks stones, shiny glossy spark, chocolate brown, coffee earthy tone, autumn dark, oblong beads oval, lithuania team, original unique
Okay, now, I’m a needle felter. I like to think that I make things that are pretty, fun “whimsicle” and hopefully collectible. I cannot, for the life of me, figure out a purpose for this. I know that some people like to take balls of yarn or material and put in a bowl, etc. But, gosh, you just don’t make something with brown wool that resembles a fricking ball of dukey!!!
#45 , she could have saved herself the trouble & just said colonoscopy in Lithuanian.
I’m convinced this must be the crafting euphemism for ‘felted poo’. There is no way they don’t see it.
Someone should drop the pretense and open a shop that specializes in making felted poo in the shapes of various different animals’ droppings.
#18 @christy-as long as it’s vintage.
I’d use them for target practice, then when people ask me wtf I’m doing I can tell them “I’m just shootin’ the…”
#49 I’d like to see steam-punk, but I’m not sure how much steam would be left if they’re vintage. It’d be a perfect accessory for a post-SHTF (literally) outfit.
Why do so many of you know what owl poop looks like? I’ve (fortunately) never seen it in my life!
Did the pet owl eat the cute little chick in the sweater?!
YAY one of my submissions made it up! Yep I was lucky enough to stumble upon ‘Poop on a Plate’. Thank you to Skully for making it even better!
@pplrdum: it’s a common science lesson in grade school – you get to dissect an owl pellet and figure out what owls eat by looking at the bones you find. Do kids still do that these days, or are we dating ourselves?
That’s what happened. The owl hat ate the skants.
I dissected owl pellets in girl guides, but they’re no poop, the owl cough them up like hair balls. The fluff in the fur and feathers of the animals that got eaten.
*takes off ‘be prepared’ hat*
I could make some of these by accident with all the wool scraps in my house. Just boil them and ring them out. Of course they would hardly be as durable, they also wouldn’t be brown.
It seems to be an Etsy tradition of some kind to be obsessed with vaginas, the bowel movements of fairies, and various things that resemble the excrement of various animals.
This seller seems to like to use “chocolate brown” as a code word for the last obsession I mentioned. This isn’t the only example of this: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42202882
Oh no, it looks like the cat got into the marshmallow peeps!
@#55 PW: Good job finding that pu pu platter!
I can’t imagine what you’d buy them for. They kinds look like a soft Worry Stone, but my pockets manufacture these refularly, so I’ll pass.
#63 designerchick.. Bwahhhhhhhhhh….. LOL
Owl Pellets! This guy used to come out to my place and scorge around the barn for those. I’d never heard of them. We disected frogs back in my day. That was disgusting.
I get it now. These are leftovers from a Pu Pu platter
My friends and I always joke that Falafel gives you Schwarmarrhea! Perfect dialogue Killer!
“They are very soft to touch”
That’s OK–I’ll take your word on it.
Poop with herpes?
These are the kind of chocolate eggs that crazy people’s kids find in an Easter basket.
What the hell are they? How about some Regretsy Math: http://twitpic.com/1b4gmt
#73 VEDD,That adds up to perfection.
#34 Snark-o-leptic Cesar “She should take up speechmaking.”
as long as at stops her from felting.
#73 VEDD: Thank you! Now it all makes so much sense!
I’ll still never look at falafel the same way again
Very rarely, viewing a certain texture will invoke a visceral reaction, stimulating my gag reflex. It is like the signal bypasses my brain – my _body_ is grossed out.
I had that reaction the moment I saw the pic of these.
Then I felt itchy once the signal got to my brain.
“#16 madamedefarge :
I want to thank this seller for cleaning out my dryer vent.”
Lots of brown blankets, huh?
In grade school and middle school, our biology classes always had us dissect ‘owl pellets’ which consisted of mice bones and other small animal bones…do you think I could dig any out of that? That’s the only fun I could get out of those dingers.
Hee, #44! “poopouri”.
You know corn doesn’t digest…
proper context is everything
ISUS… you are an evil genius.
good lord! now even the owls are getting in on the whimsical fuckery!
I accidentally read the last line as “Each pebble is edible.” Kinda freaked me out for a second, especially since the pebbles look like they were eaten a little while ago…
‘You will receive 6 chocolate brown felted wool pebbles decorated with yarn’
This seller needs a PR person:
“You will receive 6 magical unicorn eggs that are covered in majestic, fantastical fairy feces. They’re soooo magical!! They’ll bring you good luck and money and love…and possibly some diseases!”
This is what my black cat hurks up on the floor at 3:00am. The white and beige cats hurk up Jesus Nativity figurines (sorry, I don’t have the link to that one but HK wrote a lovely carole to go with it).
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