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  1. iunifera
    March 24, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    This is bizarre on so many levels! Love your ps, Bronc!

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  2. Stretch65
    March 24, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Wear these and you’ll quickly find where the “circle of life” ENDS

    HAKUNA NO DRAMA !!

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  3. Orlana
    March 24, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    This is gonna get bought -reeeeally- quick. I just know it.

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  4. iunifera
    March 24, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Can I get one of China, or Japan?

    No, wait, I want Ireland!

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  5. waningestrogen
    March 24, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    . . . and they will <3 you.

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  6. razberries
    March 24, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    good way to get your ass kicked? just wear these earrings…

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  7. ohsotal
    March 24, 2010 at 4:39 pm

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  8. waningestrogen
    March 24, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    Dang. Is that really Africa? It looks like the heart that comes out of the little paper pouch inside the chicken.

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  9. Charles Dexter Ward
    March 24, 2010 at 4:40 pm

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  10. mazumi
    March 24, 2010 at 4:42 pm

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  11. razberries
    March 24, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    ok, after looking the seller’s shop profile, i do understand the message of these earrings, however, i would NEVER wear a pair of earrings that said, “i love white people.”

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  12. waningestrogen
    March 24, 2010 at 4:43 pm

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  13. razberries
    March 24, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    Mazumi, this is mentioned in the profile, though-

    …BOABW has mutated into several faces. It can now be identified by its clothing line, beauty products, accessories, and jewelry. Making BOABW a company owned and produced by black women.

    where does it mention she is a redneck w/ a kid? am i missing something here?

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  14. mtopia
    March 24, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    @#4 Ooh I want Europe, and I want mine to say “I <3 imperialism."

    Also, let's not forget that Africa is one big, homogenous continent. There are no Arabs or white people or people who aren't black there at all. Not only that, but 100% of the world's black population lives there. It's really crazy.

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  15. mazumi
    March 24, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    #12 NONONO NO not the seller!!! That chick Jesse James had an affair with in the photoshop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh crap I should have specified!

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  16. Dynomoose
    March 24, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    Yeah, I can get an “I love white people” on Europe?

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  17. AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
    March 24, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    The first thing I thought of when I saw these was this bit by my all-time fave comedian, Russell Peters:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrXt7egXdhg

    …it just confuses the emotions.

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  18. mtopia
    March 24, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    @#12 Raz, I think that it was the much-tattooed lady in the shopjob that is a redneck and has a kid. I could be wrong though. I have no idea who she is.

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  19. razberries
    March 24, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    LMFAO @ Mazumi!!!
    OH….*lightbulb*

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  20. mazumi
    March 24, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    #17 yeah, I don’t recall her name but she’s a cam girl/porn model who’s got swastika and white power tats and posed as a bikini Nazi for a recent photo shoot.

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  21. razberries
    March 24, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    shows you how on top of current events i am…

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  22. HelenaHandbasket
    March 24, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    Perfect model! Sadly, I don’t think she’d love ‘em, even for money. And, she’s loved LOTS of things for money :-(

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  23. razberries
    March 24, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    is that really how big her ear is, or was that photoshopped larger? LOL

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  24. Orlana
    March 24, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    #10 Razberries, Exactly. And I know that my room mates, who are both gay, wouldn’t wear anything that said “I love gays”. Unless it was at Pride, but it would be more for the humor of it, not everyday wear.

    Really, this thing is just tacky.

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  25. hamoza
    March 24, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    After I saw the African continent, I almost thought I saw that BOABW had something to do with a baobob tree. Nah. Then I thought acronym for big ole assed beeyatch wench. Nah, now I’m enlightened.I want these in the ‘i love yellowman’ version. No offense to anyone-Yellowman is a reggae crooner.

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  26. mtopia
    March 24, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    @#19 mazumi Oh, I guess I’ll double my dose of feministing for the day to make up for this new bit of pop culture gone awry, which has entered my system.

    http://feministing.com/

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  27. waningestrogen
    March 24, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    now if they had been shopped onto the first lady, there’d really be a sales boost for this seller.

    bring on the red thumbs.

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  28. Orlana
    March 24, 2010 at 4:56 pm

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  29. Helen Killer
    March 24, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    Click on her picture.

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  30. hamoza
    March 24, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    #14mtopia , touche.

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  31. mtopia
    March 24, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    @#24 That’s what I thought too, and now I have the Baobob song from Le Petit Prince musical in my head!

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  32. mtopia
    March 24, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    @#30 You could get a matching necklace featuring all the colonies. It would be a very large necklace though.

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  33. HomeAlone
    March 24, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    I love Chinamen!

    lol… trying to remember some of the old timey references for non-whites. Which I mostly know from old movies, or semi-senile outbursts from grandma.

    Those earrings are just fuggly and kind of socially awkward. But what do I know.

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  34. Patty has abducted an Australian
    March 24, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    My son’s martial arts instructor is from Africa. And he’s white.

    Just sayin’…

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  35. razberries
    March 24, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    Helen, that was an extra hidden gem in there….thanks for the clarification ;-)

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  36. Recovering Crack Baby
    March 24, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    Once you love black people earrings you never go back.

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  37. Sammy the Goose
    March 24, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Somebody has to be first, so–Say what?

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  38. sudabaki©
    March 24, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    All I know is that if I wore these people would definitely think I was an asshole.

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  39. hamoza
    March 24, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    #32mtopia, I’m guilty of reaping some of the booty , so i’ll bear up to the burden.
    That should make flav-a-flavs necklace look diminutive tho’, just sayin’.

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  40. Recovering Crack Baby
    March 24, 2010 at 5:05 pm

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  41. Recovering Crack Baby
    March 24, 2010 at 5:06 pm

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  42. hamoza
    March 24, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    Fabulous choice Helen, what timing!
    I’m loving it & loving y’all
    *snort*

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  43. UnaBee
    March 24, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    Oh wow. I had never heard of her. Gross. And a perfect choice.

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  44. hamoza
    March 24, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    #36~RCB,Bwahahaha double snort.

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  45. Recovering Crack Baby
    March 24, 2010 at 5:13 pm

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  46. disneypea
    March 24, 2010 at 5:19 pm
  47. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    March 24, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    Sammy, my thought exactly: http://twitpic.com/1apo6r

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  48. emargee
    March 24, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    this reminds me of the thing from the animaniacs…

    it’s time for another good idea… bad idea.
    good idea: setting up an etsy shop and selling things
    bad idea: making and selling these earrings.

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  49. IscreamUscream
    March 24, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    Before I could even process this one, I decided to dig deeper into the seller’s profile and myspace page. Check it out for yourself…

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  50. razberries
    March 24, 2010 at 5:27 pm
  51. Sammy the Goose
    March 24, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    #47 – Nice one!

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  52. sudabaki©
    March 24, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    I agree with you ISUS. I was just noting what the reaction would be if I wore them.

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  53. whimsicalisthenics
    March 24, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    I just really wish Newt Gingrich had pierced ears because I would love to get these for him. Seems like he could use a little pick-me-up after the events of this week.

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  54. Snark-o-leptic Cesar
    March 24, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    I love black people.

    I like to show it by making everyone feel awkward.

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  55. IscreamUscream
    March 24, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    @Suda, exactly–you have to know what you’re doing here :lol:

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  56. angatdorotheas
    March 24, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    #54, maybe you can get her to make them as clip earrings. Make sure to get a pair for El Rushbo and Glenn Beck too!

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  57. Chrisnyc1213
    March 24, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    I hear Michaele Salahi was going to wear these to the White House Dinner, but thought they might attract negative attention.

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  58. Eruanna
    March 24, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    Oh my woorrddd.
    Can you GET more unintentionally racist?

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  59. Snark-o-leptic Cesar
    March 24, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    I guess its OK if black people say it.

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  60. hamoza
    March 24, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    Nuthin’ wrong with a little Afro-centric tackiness
    except tackiness.

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  61. iunifera
    March 24, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    Thank you, RCB for the request, and a HUGE thank you to Raz!
    Fabulous ps!

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  62. crazycatlady
    March 24, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    HEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!! My adorable White boyfriend has pierced ears. He is soooooo getting these earrings. I hope I can get them before Easter so he has to open them in front of his family. We live in North Carolina. Imagine how much they love that we are dating.

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  63. hamoza
    March 24, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    #63, crazycatlady, OKAY that is IT!I thought that this thread could not get any better & then you come along.
    Wish I could be a fly on the wall for that Easter
    celebration.

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  64. crazycatlady
    March 24, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    @#64 hamoza – Should I throw in a pregnancy scare? They don’t need to know my tubes are tied. No, too much…..too much……

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  65. geektastic
    March 24, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    Can anyone read what skank-ho has tattoo’d on her forehead?

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  66. hamoza
    March 24, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    #65 crazycatlady, why not? If it kills them too bad.
    Srsly, too many people died along that road to be polite about it now.

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  67. sudabaki©
    March 24, 2010 at 6:37 pm
  68. Chrisnyc1213
    March 24, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    #66 geektastic: i think it says “Pray for our Sinners.” IRONY!

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  69. sudabaki©
    March 24, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    This article talks about her tattoos and her past. Apparently she grew up Amish.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/michelle-mcgee/story?id=10135763

    (Sung to the tune of Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys)
    Amish, don’t let your babies grow up to be Nazis

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  70. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    March 24, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    Naw, her forehead tat says “Piss on our Dinners”.

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  71. whatchootalkinboutwillis
    March 24, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    I don’t find this seller’s items racist. I LOVE some black people too. And some white folks, and some Hispanic folks, and some Indian folks and some Native American folks, and some bicultural folks and some height impaired folks, and some weight impaired folks, and some folks with eating disorders, and some folks who smell funny, and some bald folks, and some mentally impaired folks. Hell, I even love some tax auditors. I’m a Saint! Oh, I love some Catholics too ;)

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  72. Recovering Crack Baby
    March 24, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    #50 razberries : RCB, for you-

    OH Raz- it is just like I imagined. Thanks lovey!!!

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  73. Orlana
    March 24, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    #70 Suda, apparently rumspringa didn’t do her any good.

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  74. nellie29
    March 24, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    @crazycatlady — as someone from NC, I wholeheartedly support you in your Easter gift idea.

    and for more of a tattoo girl tangent, every time I hear about this story, i’m somehow reminded of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmqIsnIp5uc

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  75. Snark-o-leptic Cesar
    March 24, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    “I love black people” is one of those phrases that you just hate to be overheard saying.

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  76. quantuminsanity
    March 24, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    I wonder if she’s done one on a picture of Germany with “I love white people” on it…

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  77. dscokween
    March 24, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    srsly, tattoo lady looks like Quark from DS9.

    This post reminded me of this site:

    http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

    you know, to complete that whole love-circle fest.

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  78. Bratfink
    March 24, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    Obviously Republican earrings.

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  79. whaapplewha
    March 24, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    1. “kenya hear me now” fuck ya!
    2. the second photo? so, so awesome

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  80. somethinghomemade
    March 24, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    SOLD! Are they ending up in someone’s Easter basket?

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  81. whaapplewha
    March 24, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    #9 Charles…. that blog is so, so funny

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  82. Esmeralda_m
    March 24, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Wow.

    I honestly wish that Michelle Bombshell’s ears were really that big.

    And I wish whoever bought those earrings would mail them straight to her.

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  83. vergeofsomething
    March 24, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    Oh… I now must find and watch Le Petit Prince musical!

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  84. MsChristy McKnickers
    March 25, 2010 at 12:12 am

    I want some that say “I ♥ Crackers!” but I can’t figure out what shape they should be on, other than a trailer and I know some people who live in trailers who aren’t crackers and I would HATE for it to be assumed that ALL people who live in trailers are crackers or that I’m making fun of trailer-folk, when really I just love crackers, who don’t even all live in trailers and some are nice people…not like white trash!!! It’s a quandary.

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  85. AmenhotepIV
    March 25, 2010 at 12:46 am

    This is totally amusing and awful because only certain kinds of people would need to tell everyone (loudly and tackily) they’re “OK” with diversity.

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  86. heidrun
    March 25, 2010 at 2:30 am

    reminds me of a girl who got superexcited over the fact that another girl’s dad was jewish, and the other girl (one of the coolest girls i ever met, actually) remarked pretty casually that she’s thinking about having her last name changed because her dad is such an ass. talk about awkward silence…

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  87. UnaBee
    March 25, 2010 at 4:17 am

    “Omg what if you wore earrings that said I love white people” isn’t the point.
    We’ve historically gotten more than our share of love, people. It’s a totally different context.
    Having said that, these earrings are horribly ridiculous in their own special way.

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  88. eternalgreenknight
    March 25, 2010 at 6:57 am

    How about just loving ALL people? You know, in general, and not just love them (or vote for them) because they’re black. just sayin’…

    Of course, if you tried to make world earrings to scale to show your love for everyone, they’d be HUGE, and everyone knows the only people who wear HUGE earrings are in Africa, so I guess it’s ok to love the people there for that, but NOT because they’re black or anything. :-)

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  89. BumFuckUSA
    March 25, 2010 at 6:59 am

    “I’ll take ‘What Not To Wear While Walking In Harlem If You’re a White Person’ for $1,000, Alex.”

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  90. eternalgreenknight
    March 25, 2010 at 7:51 am

    methinks my obvious sarcasm isn’t quite so obvious to someone. lol.

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  91. Snark-o-leptic Cesar
    March 25, 2010 at 8:40 am

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  92. Jack Frieze
    March 25, 2010 at 9:55 am

    Getting back onto the horse what threw me…
    #85 MsChristy McKnickers: Saltines, obviously.
    As I don’t know how widespread Nabisco brand is, Saltine is their version of a salted soda cracker.
    #90 eternalgreenknight : I feel your pain.

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  93. eternalgreenknight
    March 25, 2010 at 10:12 am

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  94. goldphoenix
    March 25, 2010 at 10:18 am

    I’m going to buy these, wear them while strolling through the streets of Atlanta to see how long it takes for me to get my honkie cracker azz beat down. Really? These are just as tasteless as saying, “I’m not racist, I have black friends”.

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  95. eternalgreenknight
    March 25, 2010 at 10:19 am

    PS- I’m not racist, I have black friends.

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  96. goldphoenix
    March 25, 2010 at 10:22 am

    Oh, and a serious LOL to the “blackberries” quote in her shop announcement. Touche, my friend.

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  97. eternalgreenknight
    March 25, 2010 at 10:34 am

    I just realized tattoo lady would make an excellent gourd birdhouse. She’s got a “hole,” right where Willie Nelson does!

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  98. WANNA POST ALL NIGHT
    March 25, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    Oh! I get it, its just some ironic hipster variation of white supremacy.

    “Naw, man, I love black people! Just look at my bitch’s earrings.”

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  99. bobbylovesannie
    March 26, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    my favorite part of the earrings is how one continent is looking to the right. For symmetry’s sake.

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  100. MzWilliams08
    March 27, 2010 at 1:06 am

    I’m kinda on the fence with this. I’m sure this will be hidden due to low ratings, but who cares. They’re Black Pride earrings. It’s a tad on the cruel side to poke fun at them. But then again if you’re not Black and don’t get it, of course you’re going to make fun. They’re like “Irish Pride” gear. Well, in certain aspects of fashion, big clunky earrings are in. They’re hand-made so I don’t get why people are getting so touchy about the symmetry.

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    • Helen Killer
      March 27, 2010 at 1:53 am

      Personally my issue isn’t the symmetry, it’s the idea that you can declare love for an entire race of people based on color. That’s pretty fucking ridiculous, and fully deserves mocking. Maybe her next earrings can have an asterisk, and the back can say “except Michael Vick, Rae Carruth and OJ Simpson”.

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    • Agent Dail Kouper
      October 9, 2011 at 10:23 am

      If it were a pride thing, wouldn’t the earrings say: “I <3 My People" instead of "I <3 Black People?"

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  101. hamoza
    March 27, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    HK, Great point.

    The asterik version would be a mighty improvement.

    I wouldn’t mind personally stabbing Michael Vick with any available object , including sharp earrings.

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  102. hamoza
    March 27, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    asterisk.

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  103. Susan
    March 28, 2010 at 12:10 pm

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  104. boabw
    June 3, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    Peace everybody, Thanks so much for responding to my art. I don’t know who the tattoo lady is. But I’m the maker of these beautiful earrings. Which are a hot sellers at Boabw House http://www.boabw.ecrater.com. If you don’t understand My Art it’s ok. To all you haters ask a friend of yours to give you a hug. Peace & Love. Oh I truely Love Black People! Boabw Artist ~Unity~

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