Oh my! I never thought that I would find an alchemy request to beat the one (and only!) I ever bid on and won. A woman had me make for both her cats who were the attendants at her wedding matching capes with catnip pockets in the colors of her wedding theme.She even sent me swatches to make the perfect match-I can’t make this up!
She loved them, and was very lovely and nice, I am not making fun of her, she may be onto something, cats can’t get drunk and start fights at the reception!
What a joke! She’ll have to tranq the cat, for sure!
Picture this snarling, contorted hairball with it’s paw caught in the collar of the cassock, gagging, omg.
Then mamma gets shredded by claws after she catches the beast, attempting to free it. Now she’s bleeding, the cat’s half outa the cassock, crab-walking down the aisle…
That’s a ceremony I wanna see – hee, hee!
#24 Supersnark: cats don’t need likker to start fighting. I think one thing that would set my wee beasties off would be to attempt to put them into a priest’s robe and collar. That’s a trip for someone to the ER for sure.
he needs the outfit in order to be a part of St Peter Rabbit’s church. you all know, of course, that Jesus intended the pope to be a rabbit, which explains the shape of his funny hat. who better to be a priest in that church than a cat?
#34 voxwoman I agree you would have a better chance of playing hockey in hell than getting either of my cats in anything, cat carrier, blanket, priest collar, etc etc. My hulking big bad boy Black Francis is offically known as the cat from hell @ our vet, he is a total shit and freaks out, he does have issues as he was a rescue cat that was abandoned to fend for himself before he was rescued.
#33 spandy I would pay to see it myself, talk about wedding from hell!
I have an alchemy request for my two cats, Laverne and Shirley:
1) a monogrammed “L” shirt (no buttons)
2) a miniature Boo Boo Kitty doll (no zippers)
3) cat-sized milk and Pepsi drink holder
Organic materials only, will spend up to $3.50
#61 HK I actually like the parts that were translated by people, as was the beginning of Genesis, but I believe most of it was machine translated by a tweaked English-to-leet or English-to-Biff app, and it shows.
The thing that bugs me about these alchemy requests is the terrible amount of money they want to pay you. For crap’s sake, if someone goes to the trouble of turning your stupid idea into reality, just for you, I think they deserve good money for it.
This is not catholic-related at all, but is cat related. I made these up last night (I’m too spaztic to just sit and watch tv) as a surprise to cheer up my SO,and myself . Lately he has been calling one of our cats Agent Orange (aka Sam). I would like comments or criticisms before I print them out. They are the first 2 pics in this album (Agent Orange and Sam Spayd). http://s761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Pets/
#72 Geektastic – you have ferrets?! They are so cute! I used to have 3 of them, but they’ve all gone across the rainbow bridge (adult rescues from 2001).
#74 voxwoman-unfortunately ours are all now gone too. Last two a couple of weeks ago, hance the need for cheering up. Regretsy has been invaluable to me these past weeks.
I like to peruse the lolcats and loldogs sites, I just avoid reading the comments. The captions usually only use a little LOLspeak, but the comments are atrocious, and give me a headache in my eye.
So every time the cat takes a crap he’s going to his confession box.
I’d like to see costumes for a cat Interfaith summit next, though I think you’re asking for trouble if you try to stick a bushy Muslim beard on a cat’s face.
March 18, 2010 at 9:32 am
I feel so bad for this person’s cat.
March 18, 2010 at 9:34 am
Well, my dogs can’t very well marry themselves, can they? They need an officiant.
March 18, 2010 at 9:35 am
Makes one wonder exactly what kind of exorcism this particular crazy cat lady is planning to perform…
March 18, 2010 at 9:36 am
I will be having my cat officiate at the wedding of my two of my GI Joes.
GO JOE!!
March 18, 2010 at 9:38 am
Can you make it quick? We’re reading a CATechism this coming Sunday.
March 18, 2010 at 9:39 am
The neo-conservatives were right. If we let the gays marry – what’s next? Dogs? Cats? Yes, cats.
March 18, 2010 at 9:42 am
So they want their cat to molest them?
March 18, 2010 at 9:45 am
Beats the shit out of a cheerleading concrete goose.
March 18, 2010 at 9:46 am
“no buttons or zippers…”
Yeah–cause THAT’s the thing that would make it inconvenient for the cat.
March 18, 2010 at 9:47 am
It’s for a dyslexic dog loving cat.
March 18, 2010 at 9:48 am
My dog is a pagan–she runs around the yard nude and sacrifices squirrels.
March 18, 2010 at 9:49 am
The only possible officiant for your circus-themed vow-renewal.
March 18, 2010 at 9:49 am
There’s some jacked up Santaria goin’ down in Miami sometime in mid-April!
March 18, 2010 at 9:50 am
What the hell crazy-ass website is now ordaining cats?
March 18, 2010 at 9:52 am
Hahaha – Dix! : )
March 18, 2010 at 9:53 am
Does the Vatican know about this??
March 18, 2010 at 9:55 am
So let me get this strayt, it’s a CATholic priest outfit they want? Are they going to ask for altar boy outfits for the church-mice, next?
March 18, 2010 at 9:56 am
Maybe it is going to officiate a renewel ceremony for some other animals.
March 18, 2010 at 9:58 am
The power of Ceiling Cat compels you!
March 18, 2010 at 10:01 am
C’mon, everyone knows that Catholic priests don’t like pussy….cats.
March 18, 2010 at 10:08 am
and once he gets the priest costume, he can go on molesting kittens.
March 18, 2010 at 10:09 am
@Monstrosa either that, or basement cat
@Suda
March 18, 2010 at 10:09 am
No buttons or zippers-I can haz no opposabul thummz.
March 18, 2010 at 10:14 am
Oh my! I never thought that I would find an alchemy request to beat the one (and only!) I ever bid on and won. A woman had me make for both her cats who were the attendants at her wedding matching capes with catnip pockets in the colors of her wedding theme.She even sent me swatches to make the perfect match-I can’t make this up!
She loved them, and was very lovely and nice, I am not making fun of her, she may be onto something, cats can’t get drunk and start fights at the reception!
March 18, 2010 at 10:19 am
I bid just because I thought it was pretty weird and a total WTF for me, I really thought it might have been a joke, but she was seroius!
March 18, 2010 at 10:21 am
serious sorry goddam dyslexic fingers!
March 18, 2010 at 10:21 am
Thats enough to make a cat want to convert. So help me if I ever did that to the cats here, they’d go back to living on the mean streets.
March 18, 2010 at 10:23 am
Will she be performing a CATechism?
March 18, 2010 at 10:25 am
I guess the litter boxes are in the pews. (okay, throw turds my way for that)
March 18, 2010 at 10:30 am
“He who farts in Church must sit in his own pew”
March 18, 2010 at 10:35 am
I ‘spose in some ways it would be a real improvement of most religious bodies.
March 18, 2010 at 10:51 am
For every craziness there is someone who is anticipating your craziness.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33339465
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24719347
March 18, 2010 at 10:54 am
What a joke! She’ll have to tranq the cat, for sure!
Picture this snarling, contorted hairball with it’s paw caught in the collar of the cassock, gagging, omg.
Then mamma gets shredded by claws after she catches the beast, attempting to free it. Now she’s bleeding, the cat’s half outa the cassock, crab-walking down the aisle…
That’s a ceremony I wanna see – hee, hee!
March 18, 2010 at 10:55 am
#24 Supersnark: cats don’t need likker to start fighting. I think one thing that would set my wee beasties off would be to attempt to put them into a priest’s robe and collar. That’s a trip for someone to the ER for sure.
March 18, 2010 at 10:55 am
he needs the outfit in order to be a part of St Peter Rabbit’s church. you all know, of course, that Jesus intended the pope to be a rabbit, which explains the shape of his funny hat. who better to be a priest in that church than a cat?
March 18, 2010 at 11:06 am
Baptisms are a bit tricky for cat priests – the whole “aversion to water” thing…
March 18, 2010 at 11:09 am
My cat’s always dipping his paw in the water dish. Maybe he’s baptizing his catnip mouse.
March 18, 2010 at 11:09 am
Why do all the crazy people live in Florida? (I live in Florida but am not crazy. At least I don’t think I am.)
March 18, 2010 at 11:11 am
#34 voxwoman I agree you would have a better chance of playing hockey in hell than getting either of my cats in anything, cat carrier, blanket, priest collar, etc etc. My hulking big bad boy Black Francis is offically known as the cat from hell @ our vet, he is a total shit and freaks out, he does have issues as he was a rescue cat that was abandoned to fend for himself before he was rescued.
#33 spandy I would pay to see it myself, talk about wedding from hell!
March 18, 2010 at 11:12 am
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March 18, 2010 at 11:14 am
This is the only way the Catholic Church will allow a pussy to wear the collar….
March 18, 2010 at 11:14 am
hence my name, i feel the need to comment. it’s looney tunes here in florida. i myself just bought a unicorn hat for my cat lizzie borden!
March 18, 2010 at 11:16 am
#38 nitebyrd,trust me, we have a few here in the west.
March 18, 2010 at 11:31 am
This is the cat the needs the cat priest!
http://ettf.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/exorcist-cat.JPG
March 18, 2010 at 11:31 am
Do cats get anointed Cardinal if they catch one?
March 18, 2010 at 11:32 am
#38 nitebyrd, I’m afraid we have more than our share here in Texas. Unfortunately we keep sending them to Washington to get rid of them.
March 18, 2010 at 11:32 am
Ceiling Priest is awesome!
March 18, 2010 at 11:33 am
My fingers need a priest…….should be…
This is the cat THAT needs the cat priest!
March 18, 2010 at 11:34 am
BTW, can someone covo the buyer to ask her to post us a pic of the kitty once it becomed ordained? I would pay to see that.
March 18, 2010 at 11:40 am
http://beastandbean.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/2126439732_a828dbe515_o.jpg
March 18, 2010 at 11:44 am
#50, DC” yeah, just send her that one. (minus the cat)
March 18, 2010 at 11:47 am
Is that a main coon, Designerchick? LOVE!
March 18, 2010 at 11:47 am
#40 brooke1413 :
This shop sells the bird pillow.
http://www.etsy.com/shop/Gumdroprae
March 18, 2010 at 11:58 am
#52 Runaway – I think so.
March 18, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Well, we already had a Martin Luther King cat mask didn’t we? Isn’t this just a logical next step?
March 18, 2010 at 12:15 pm
I have an alchemy request for my two cats, Laverne and Shirley:
1) a monogrammed “L” shirt (no buttons)
2) a miniature Boo Boo Kitty doll (no zippers)
3) cat-sized milk and Pepsi drink holder
Organic materials only, will spend up to $3.50
March 18, 2010 at 1:09 pm
I should clarify: I have pagan friends and I am well aware that they don’t run around naked sacrificing things.
If anything, my dog is a hedonist. Yes, I know that’s not a religion, but it’s as close as she’s ever going to get.
March 18, 2010 at 1:16 pm
#57 Dix, at our house,the church of hedonism is BIG, and rarely does anyone leave to go to another one.
March 18, 2010 at 2:27 pm
I love this more than I can say. My FB profile pic has been changed to CatPriest and it makes me giggle every time I see it.
March 18, 2010 at 2:30 pm
I’ll just leave this here… http://www.lolcatbible.com
March 18, 2010 at 2:37 pm
OH MY GOD BUTTERWORT!!! How have I never seen that before? What a fucking HORROR!
March 18, 2010 at 2:53 pm
#61 HK I actually like the parts that were translated by people, as was the beginning of Genesis, but I believe most of it was machine translated by a tweaked English-to-leet or English-to-Biff app, and it shows.
March 18, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Well, my kitty Bhutros is Jewish, so I guess I need to put in an alchemy request for a yarmulke.
March 18, 2010 at 3:25 pm
#63 blondeweezie
You’ll also need a Lolcats Torah
March 18, 2010 at 3:32 pm
#63 weezie, don’t waste your money.
Boychickitty here won’t wear his yarmulke unless we bribe him with lox or gefilte fish.
March 18, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Skully or someone, can you do something with the dear sweet Regretsy cat? I got no photoshop skills. Hope it’s not too much to ask!
March 18, 2010 at 4:43 pm
The thing that bugs me about these alchemy requests is the terrible amount of money they want to pay you. For crap’s sake, if someone goes to the trouble of turning your stupid idea into reality, just for you, I think they deserve good money for it.
March 18, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Ask and ye shall receive:
http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/4184/vaticanbiblio1.jpg
March 18, 2010 at 4:49 pm
I’m so glad I’m not Catholic. I can’t imagine having to explain photoshopping a cat in a priest outfit into the Vatican.
March 18, 2010 at 5:42 pm
#68 bitterwort, what a handsome boy!
March 18, 2010 at 5:44 pm
too funny-I have always seen the bride and groom outfits for dogs and stuff. Never heard of a request such as this, though!
March 18, 2010 at 5:48 pm
This is not catholic-related at all, but is cat related. I made these up last night (I’m too spaztic to just sit and watch tv) as a surprise to cheer up my SO,and myself . Lately he has been calling one of our cats Agent Orange (aka Sam). I would like comments or criticisms before I print them out. They are the first 2 pics in this album (Agent Orange and Sam Spayd).
http://s761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Pets/
March 18, 2010 at 6:19 pm
I have a cat nun outfit – maybe that would work?
It’s a long story… and besides, things were different in the 70s.
March 18, 2010 at 7:23 pm
#72 Geektastic – you have ferrets?! They are so cute! I used to have 3 of them, but they’ve all gone across the rainbow bridge (adult rescues from 2001).
March 18, 2010 at 7:23 pm
@72 I like them both, but especially Sam Spayd!
March 18, 2010 at 7:45 pm
#74 voxwoman-unfortunately ours are all now gone too. Last two a couple of weeks ago, hance the need for cheering up. Regretsy has been invaluable to me these past weeks.
*sniff*I love you guys.
March 18, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Geektastic, love your cats… gorgeous!
Butterworst (re: LOLcats Bible) – I seriously weep for humanity *sigh*
March 18, 2010 at 8:50 pm
I like to peruse the lolcats and loldogs sites, I just avoid reading the comments. The captions usually only use a little LOLspeak, but the comments are atrocious, and give me a headache in my eye.
March 19, 2010 at 3:10 am
I can’t possibly imagine why someone would need a priest outfit for their cat, other than for Halloween. Does anyone want to enlighten me? Lol.
March 19, 2010 at 12:14 pm
They need to confess? A lot? On the spot?
March 23, 2010 at 3:00 am
So what, he’s just a PussFather and not a PussDaddy. There’s a difference you know.
April 7, 2010 at 12:22 pm
So every time the cat takes a crap he’s going to his confession box.
I’d like to see costumes for a cat Interfaith summit next, though I think you’re asking for trouble if you try to stick a bushy Muslim beard on a cat’s face.