I was going to spend $300 on a pillow case from Anthropologie for my kid to sleep on and wash 100 times, but now? This $5 piece of shit will do the trick.
“New electronic painting machine imbeds the paint dots through the fabric”
Sounds like a wide format ink jet or an airbrush to me. Looks like it was finger painted by a blind lolrus. On crack.
what is this good for? do you hang it in your window, as in the picture, to ward off ne’er-do-wells and monsters?
or if you joined a militia and were holed-up in your house keeping the national guard at bay, you could let this freak-flag fly.
surely one is not meant to sleep on this. what if this new-fangled electro-paint-dot imbedder bleeds off into one’s hair….THEN would you be scared?
oh. and i never advocate the use of the “word” ain’t.
Oh, c’mon! This can’t be for real!!! Nobody would actually make something as crap as this and think anyone would buy it. It’s a joke, right? The only thing I can imagine using it for would be to clean up after the new puppy peed all over the floor.
Profound social commentary. The yellow lines are THE YELLOW WALLPAPER the child would otherwise be clawing off the walls, if not for that reassuring message.
@#29 – Etsy sellers sometimes use the word “oops” to sell something that is slightly off. (or incredibly off, as the pillow case may be)
At the risk of self-promotion, I will say that I have an “oops” item listed in my shop because it took a shit-long time to make and I’m too lazy to redo it.
OMG, blondeweezie. I’ll tell you something if a man took me back to his place, had that sheet on his bed, and thought he was getting lucky that night, well he’d have another thing coming (ew, no bad pun intended)! Maybe it IS safe sex after all – as in you’re NEVER getting any with sheets like that!
I have a sneaky suspicion that she’s drinking the Kool Aid too (mixed with a little moonshine) as part of her “painting process”.
I can see her mixing it up good in a big ‘ol bucket with her hands too.
WTF? http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39439739
Two black in common? And thank FSM it has “rinkled lettering”.
BTW it’s a guy. That may explain the “close eyes use hands”, though I think that pillow is masturbating.
#74 buhbye,no no, you’re not alone in seeing that, but I think it may be the least of the problems with this crap.
What about the pillowcase that says fire, that he suggests putting in a window…
As if I don’t have anything better to do, I checked out the sold items, and the “guitar amps” are actually sort of interesting, but it looks like there’s been a downhill slide since then…like I think someone needs an intervention. Or to get back ON their meds…
Ok, Regretsy-ites. It’s OOP not Oops.
OOP stands for either
ONE OF PRODUCTION (meaning same as OOAK, or one of a kind)
or
OUT OF PRODUCTION (meaning an item which is no longer made.)
This whole paint machine idea freaks me out because it sorta looks like they just carefully stood over a pillow case and spit out kool-aid on it.
What has science done?
Sorry #47 razberries, accidentally gave you thumbs down, when in fact I would have given it 2 thumbs up if I could! I should never drink and rate! sorry!
If this “design” is “machine made”, the machine needs to be smashed into teeny tiny pieces. I say we all gang up on it and smash it like the guys in Office Space do to the copier.
@93 It’s almost like he’s auctioning them or like it’s an infomercial. I kept waiting for bids to open or for the 1-800 number to run across the bottom of the screen. He seems really nice and sincere, though. The heart and flower ones were okay, but this one is still really regretable.
If I had this pillow case, I would be *scared* that I would die in my sleep and someone would find my cold body on a pillow that said “i ain’t scared”. Suicide note? Confession? Wtf?
March 17, 2010 at 9:33 am
Nothing like a little proper grammar to sleep on.
March 17, 2010 at 9:34 am
Whoa in the 6 months Regretsy has been lighting up my life I have NEVER been able to write the first comment! I feel like I won the lottery!
March 17, 2010 at 9:37 am
Oh but I am scared.I attempted to read the shit & I’m terrified.
March 17, 2010 at 9:37 am
I don’t even think … I can’t even…. WTF?
I am very curious about this electronic painting machine – it obviously does not come with stencils.
March 17, 2010 at 9:38 am
Yup. Blood will stain like that.
March 17, 2010 at 9:40 am
If this is the quality ofwork from this new-fangled “electronic painting machine”, you can keep it. Or better yet burn it.
I don’t need no stinkin’ paint imbedded in my linens.
March 17, 2010 at 9:41 am
A clean conscience makes the best pillow.
This utter crap is an unconscionable waste of cloth and paint.
March 17, 2010 at 9:42 am
I thought it said paint scam.
March 17, 2010 at 9:42 am
I was going to spend $300 on a pillow case from Anthropologie for my kid to sleep on and wash 100 times, but now? This $5 piece of shit will do the trick.
March 17, 2010 at 9:44 am
Oh god oh god. This person lives in my town. Oh god now I’m skrrd.
March 17, 2010 at 9:46 am
#1 priceless
…and that’s nothing like a little proper grammar. *rimshot*
March 17, 2010 at 9:46 am
Going to sleep on this and waking up to the buttoned sap bucket is punishment for being very very bad.
March 17, 2010 at 9:52 am
This whole shop is full of regretsy worthy items. Check this one out – http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38233231 – I love the smoke “prafnalia”.
March 17, 2010 at 9:53 am
“New electronic painting machine imbeds the paint dots through the fabric”
Sounds like a wide format ink jet or an airbrush to me. Looks like it was finger painted by a blind lolrus. On crack.
March 17, 2010 at 9:54 am
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March 17, 2010 at 9:56 am
Here’s a gem http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39709853 . Are they trying to say outer space as in Cosmic Yak, or out of space as in move yer fat ass over?
March 17, 2010 at 9:56 am
Looks like this was painted by her two-year-old. Isn’t child labor illegal?
March 17, 2010 at 9:56 am
Why not just buy a nice pillow case for $5?
March 17, 2010 at 9:58 am
Looking at that thing makes me feel like I’ve been hitting the St. Patty’s day drinking pretty hard this morning.
March 17, 2010 at 10:03 am
Hmmm. . . I just can’t decide. . . this pillow case or the Edward manlow. . . decisions, decisions.
March 17, 2010 at 10:04 am
The Official flag of Prafnalia (I want to go to there):
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38233231
March 17, 2010 at 10:05 am
If you don’t get help at Charter, please get help somewhere:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAHGFwQgfKc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1IYiVOc8rs
March 17, 2010 at 10:09 am
Nothing reassures a scared children like bloody pillow cases.
March 17, 2010 at 10:11 am
@kissyface and Skully… haha… I love how “OOPS” is right in the heading. Ummm, yeah, I’d say so!
March 17, 2010 at 10:14 am
what is this good for? do you hang it in your window, as in the picture, to ward off ne’er-do-wells and monsters?
or if you joined a militia and were holed-up in your house keeping the national guard at bay, you could let this freak-flag fly.
surely one is not meant to sleep on this. what if this new-fangled electro-paint-dot imbedder bleeds off into one’s hair….THEN would you be scared?
oh. and i never advocate the use of the “word” ain’t.
March 17, 2010 at 10:15 am
Oh, c’mon! This can’t be for real!!! Nobody would actually make something as crap as this and think anyone would buy it. It’s a joke, right? The only thing I can imagine using it for would be to clean up after the new puppy peed all over the floor.
March 17, 2010 at 10:16 am
It didn’t help–someone obviously cried their eyes out on that.
March 17, 2010 at 10:16 am
Profound social commentary. The yellow lines are THE YELLOW WALLPAPER the child would otherwise be clawing off the walls, if not for that reassuring message.
March 17, 2010 at 10:17 am
Looks like the Painting Horse is now doing pillowcases!
http://www.regretsy.com/category/pet-humiliation/
March 17, 2010 at 10:19 am
Sorry, but what the hell is OOP? I know OOAK – am I missing something here? P.S. I thought the pillow case said Paint scared – that’s better.
March 17, 2010 at 10:19 am
If it isn’t in a sunlit window you probably couldn’t read what you already can’t read.
March 17, 2010 at 10:22 am
#25, I was just about to say this looks like something a rogue militia hangs out the window when the ATF is coming.
March 17, 2010 at 10:23 am
Everything in the shop looks like an 8 yr. old’s rejected attempts at making a Halloween costume.
March 17, 2010 at 10:26 am
It looks like a discarded “wet one” wipe after a mom wipes off her kid’s mouth after eating a red popsicle…is that descriptive enough?
March 17, 2010 at 10:26 am
Can I get one that says “I feel sick”?
March 17, 2010 at 10:28 am
Ok Cub Scouts, Drop the macaroni necklaces, orange Peel earrings, and cheez wiz jar tops!
We’re gonna branch out into the bedding market! Here’a a pile of ratty pillow cases, some watercolor paint and some beat up paint brushes.
Brush any words you want on these cases. Spelling and grammar don’t matter…good thing you’re all in 2nd grade!
WHAT! You were supposed to spell scared with a “K”. How am I gonna post it as whimisical if you’re making these look nice!
March 17, 2010 at 10:28 am
@#29 – Etsy sellers sometimes use the word “oops” to sell something that is slightly off. (or incredibly off, as the pillow case may be)
At the risk of self-promotion, I will say that I have an “oops” item listed in my shop because it took a shit-long time to make and I’m too lazy to redo it.
March 17, 2010 at 10:30 am
It’s amazing how well his new electronic painting machine creates the effect of Kool-Aid stains.
March 17, 2010 at 10:30 am
Can I get one that says I’m STILL bleeding?
March 17, 2010 at 10:31 am
Her whole shop makes me scared!
March 17, 2010 at 10:34 am
Martha Stewart is kicking herself for not coming up with this first.
March 17, 2010 at 10:35 am
Well, I think we dodged a bullet–his profile says he will soon be putting his poetry on the pillowcases.
AND he designed the machine himself. How long until we see him on Shark Tank?
March 17, 2010 at 10:38 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39581787
I’m all for safe sex and all, but this goes a bit too far.
March 17, 2010 at 10:39 am
Ha! And that’s one of the $25 ones.
March 17, 2010 at 10:46 am
Even 100s of washings won’t wash the shit of this pillowcase?! Ugh. What a waste of good fabric.
March 17, 2010 at 10:48 am
#29 tejasmam, OOP can also mean out of print used for fabrics when designers discontinue a line or print.
I hope in this case that is what they mean!!!!!
#10 Efit I feel your pain, just how I felt when I saw that uniporn rainbow love dude is from my hometown!
*sigh*
March 17, 2010 at 10:55 am
OMG, blondeweezie. I’ll tell you something if a man took me back to his place, had that sheet on his bed, and thought he was getting lucky that night, well he’d have another thing coming (ew, no bad pun intended)! Maybe it IS safe sex after all – as in you’re NEVER getting any with sheets like that!
March 17, 2010 at 10:56 am
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March 17, 2010 at 10:57 am
That awful attempt at handwriting reminds me of this child’s scrawl…
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2700/4440607413_9bcb4bb952_m.jpg
March 17, 2010 at 11:00 am
@Raz, yeah–that’s Danny’s pillow case…redrum…REDRUM!
March 17, 2010 at 11:00 am
Fired up the lolrus…er, painting machine. Looks like it needs to be calibrated more.
http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/lolrus_case.png
March 17, 2010 at 11:01 am
Apparently that new electronic painting machine doesn’t work worth a shit. At least it is prewashed, I’d hate for that to fade or shrink…
March 17, 2010 at 11:03 am
It looks like evidence to me.
March 17, 2010 at 11:03 am
looks like some one did the writing with bingo blotters.
March 17, 2010 at 11:04 am
Child’s scrawl?
Sorry, it just reminds me of something that might have been painted on with a butthole.
March 17, 2010 at 11:08 am
Dude, Spoonflower uses a fabric PRINTER. And the resolution on it is better than .005 dpi.
March 17, 2010 at 11:11 am
Where did they get these brown stained sheets? The county morgue? Or did they get them from Alli users???
March 17, 2010 at 11:12 am
Looks like it says “PAINT SCAPE!” to me.
March 17, 2010 at 11:13 am
Or PANT SCARE!
March 17, 2010 at 11:14 am
http://www.flickr.com/photos/51423921@N00/4440624577/
March 17, 2010 at 11:15 am
Sounds like a new off, off Broadway musical- PANT SCARE!! *Jazz Hands*
March 17, 2010 at 11:15 am
OOPS… I meant PAINT SCARE!
March 17, 2010 at 11:17 am
*Spirit Fingers!*
March 17, 2010 at 11:18 am
Got some sexy bed linens for ya here:
http://twitpic.com/19636z
March 17, 2010 at 11:20 am
I’m scared I need new glasses.
March 17, 2010 at 11:21 am
VEDD, oooo sexxxy!
March 17, 2010 at 11:22 am
#58 designerchick Correct horse is correct.
March 17, 2010 at 11:24 am
#37- Skully
I have a sneaky suspicion that she’s drinking the Kool Aid too (mixed with a little moonshine) as part of her “painting process”.
I can see her mixing it up good in a big ‘ol bucket with her hands too.
March 17, 2010 at 11:31 am
I’m afraid to asked what the yellow color came from
Would I buy this – “Afraid not”
The fact that there are people who think that other people would pay money for this – BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID
March 17, 2010 at 11:33 am
WTF? http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39439739
Two black in common? And thank FSM it has “rinkled lettering”.
BTW it’s a guy. That may explain the “close eyes use hands”, though I think that pillow is masturbating.
March 17, 2010 at 11:43 am
I honestly tried to find a shred of sanity somewhere on this site, but conclude that this guy is a few million threads shy of a thread count.
March 17, 2010 at 11:45 am
@Suda,
It’s a new scary eye test for the DMV:
If you can’t read this, go to the end of the line.
If you can read this, go to the end of the line.
March 17, 2010 at 12:09 pm
I can only imagine the room that would require an “I Ain’t Scared” pillow case.
I’m thinking one filled with really scary clowns,
a la Poltergeist.
March 17, 2010 at 12:17 pm
ain’t ain’t a word (or at least that is what i was told in grade school).
March 17, 2010 at 12:29 pm
#72 – Neither is Etsy
March 17, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Am I the only one who sees a cursive E instead of the S in “scared?”
March 17, 2010 at 12:55 pm
#74 buhbye,no no, you’re not alone in seeing that, but I think it may be the least of the problems with this crap.
What about the pillowcase that says fire, that he suggests putting in a window…
March 17, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Why would you want it to last 100s of washings?!
March 17, 2010 at 1:09 pm
I have to give the seller a little credit: this is a really crafty idea for covering up drool stains.
March 17, 2010 at 1:41 pm
It comes in brown, too. Oh wait, that’s not paint, that’s shit.
March 17, 2010 at 1:50 pm
View it in a room:
http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/scary_room.png
March 17, 2010 at 1:55 pm
If I didn’t know the fine provenance of the piece, I would think a ghost left it.
March 17, 2010 at 2:01 pm
No, I ain’t scared…I’m now fucking terrified.
March 17, 2010 at 2:57 pm
@geektastic
yikes! nice one, 
March 17, 2010 at 3:37 pm
As if I don’t have anything better to do, I checked out the sold items, and the “guitar amps” are actually sort of interesting, but it looks like there’s been a downhill slide since then…like I think someone needs an intervention. Or to get back ON their meds…
March 17, 2010 at 3:45 pm
I ATEN’T DED
March 17, 2010 at 3:47 pm
OMG this is all misspelled! It should be “I ain’t skeered!”. WTF, do it right or don’t do it all!
March 17, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Ok, Regretsy-ites. It’s OOP not Oops.
OOP stands for either
ONE OF PRODUCTION (meaning same as OOAK, or one of a kind)
or
OUT OF PRODUCTION (meaning an item which is no longer made.)
March 17, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Is this a Ghostbusters reference? Because, if so, it is an insult to the movie.
March 17, 2010 at 5:33 pm
I see skeered people. 0_0
March 17, 2010 at 7:47 pm
#13- That hookah looks like ovaries on drugs…
This whole paint machine idea freaks me out because it sorta looks like they just carefully stood over a pillow case and spit out kool-aid on it.
What has science done?
March 17, 2010 at 9:15 pm
Sorry #47 razberries, accidentally gave you thumbs down, when in fact I would have given it 2 thumbs up if I could! I should never drink and rate! sorry!
March 17, 2010 at 9:18 pm
keep your free shipping away from my conus, you!
March 17, 2010 at 9:52 pm
@PussDaddy…. uh, I think I’d just stick with “..don’t do it all” part…
March 17, 2010 at 9:54 pm
*at (Wish I could blame it on St. Paddy’s Day Sauce but we all know I couldn’t touch any of that… pregnancy brain, then?)
March 17, 2010 at 11:32 pm
If this “design” is “machine made”, the machine needs to be smashed into teeny tiny pieces. I say we all gang up on it and smash it like the guys in Office Space do to the copier.
And dear lord? Has anyone seen his You Tube videos?! This is his channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/k9sleepy
He looks old enough to be my father, and he’s pushing 30! I seriously thought that this guy couldn’t be any older than 20!
March 17, 2010 at 11:33 pm
Oops, I meant that **I’M** pushing 30, lol!
March 18, 2010 at 12:05 am
@93 It’s almost like he’s auctioning them or like it’s an infomercial. I kept waiting for bids to open or for the 1-800 number to run across the bottom of the screen. He seems really nice and sincere, though. The heart and flower ones were okay, but this one is still really regretable.
March 18, 2010 at 2:46 am
I’m scared because etsy allows this shit on their site.
Admin wake up!!
March 18, 2010 at 5:35 am
If I had this pillow case, I would be *scared* that I would die in my sleep and someone would find my cold body on a pillow that said “i ain’t scared”. Suicide note? Confession? Wtf?
March 18, 2010 at 6:39 am
“New electronic painting machine imbeds the paint dots”…..hmmmmmm, kind of sounds like a tattoo gun!
Step way from the gun! Innocent pillow cases are in danger!
March 18, 2010 at 12:25 pm
That is the ugliest pillow case I have ever seen. The A and the R are especially pathetic. Oh, well. I wonder if it sold? I’d bleach it.
March 18, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Nope, it’s still available for purchase.