Well, that makes one of us.
Nothing like a little proper grammar to sleep on.
Whoa in the 6 months Regretsy has been lighting up my life I have NEVER been able to write the first comment! I feel like I won the lottery!
Oh but I am scared.I attempted to read the shit & I’m terrified.
I don’t even think … I can’t even…. WTF?
I am very curious about this electronic painting machine – it obviously does not come with stencils.
Yup. Blood will stain like that.
If this is the quality ofwork from this new-fangled “electronic painting machine”, you can keep it. Or better yet burn it.
I don’t need no stinkin’ paint imbedded in my linens.
A clean conscience makes the best pillow.
This utter crap is an unconscionable waste of cloth and paint.
I thought it said paint scam.
I was going to spend $300 on a pillow case from Anthropologie for my kid to sleep on and wash 100 times, but now? This $5 piece of shit will do the trick.
Oh god oh god. This person lives in my town. Oh god now I’m skrrd.
…and that’s nothing like a little proper grammar. *rimshot*
Going to sleep on this and waking up to the buttoned sap bucket is punishment for being very very bad.
This whole shop is full of regretsy worthy items. Check this one out – http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38233231 – I love the smoke “prafnalia”.
“New electronic painting machine imbeds the paint dots through the fabric”
Sounds like a wide format ink jet or an airbrush to me. Looks like it was finger painted by a blind lolrus. On crack.
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oh why oh why oh why?
Here’s a gem http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39709853 . Are they trying to say outer space as in Cosmic Yak, or out of space as in move yer fat ass over?
Looks like this was painted by her two-year-old. Isn’t child labor illegal?
Why not just buy a nice pillow case for $5?
Looking at that thing makes me feel like I’ve been hitting the St. Patty’s day drinking pretty hard this morning.
Hmmm. . . I just can’t decide. . . this pillow case or the Edward manlow. . . decisions, decisions.
The Official flag of Prafnalia (I want to go to there):
If you don’t get help at Charter, please get help somewhere:
Nothing reassures a scared children like bloody pillow cases.
@kissyface and Skully… haha… I love how “OOPS” is right in the heading. Ummm, yeah, I’d say so!
what is this good for? do you hang it in your window, as in the picture, to ward off ne’er-do-wells and monsters?
or if you joined a militia and were holed-up in your house keeping the national guard at bay, you could let this freak-flag fly.
surely one is not meant to sleep on this. what if this new-fangled electro-paint-dot imbedder bleeds off into one’s hair….THEN would you be scared?
oh. and i never advocate the use of the “word” ain’t.
Oh, c’mon! This can’t be for real!!! Nobody would actually make something as crap as this and think anyone would buy it. It’s a joke, right? The only thing I can imagine using it for would be to clean up after the new puppy peed all over the floor.
It didn’t help–someone obviously cried their eyes out on that.
Profound social commentary. The yellow lines are THE YELLOW WALLPAPER the child would otherwise be clawing off the walls, if not for that reassuring message.
Looks like the Painting Horse is now doing pillowcases!
Sorry, but what the hell is OOP? I know OOAK – am I missing something here? P.S. I thought the pillow case said Paint scared – that’s better.
If it isn’t in a sunlit window you probably couldn’t read what you already can’t read.
#25, I was just about to say this looks like something a rogue militia hangs out the window when the ATF is coming.
Everything in the shop looks like an 8 yr. old’s rejected attempts at making a Halloween costume.
It looks like a discarded “wet one” wipe after a mom wipes off her kid’s mouth after eating a red popsicle…is that descriptive enough?
Can I get one that says “I feel sick”?
Ok Cub Scouts, Drop the macaroni necklaces, orange Peel earrings, and cheez wiz jar tops!
We’re gonna branch out into the bedding market! Here’a a pile of ratty pillow cases, some watercolor paint and some beat up paint brushes.
Brush any words you want on these cases. Spelling and grammar don’t matter…good thing you’re all in 2nd grade!
WHAT! You were supposed to spell scared with a “K”. How am I gonna post it as whimisical if you’re making these look nice!
@#29 – Etsy sellers sometimes use the word “oops” to sell something that is slightly off. (or incredibly off, as the pillow case may be)
At the risk of self-promotion, I will say that I have an “oops” item listed in my shop because it took a shit-long time to make and I’m too lazy to redo it.
It’s amazing how well his new electronic painting machine creates the effect of Kool-Aid stains.
Can I get one that says I’m STILL bleeding?
Her whole shop makes me scared!
Martha Stewart is kicking herself for not coming up with this first.
Well, I think we dodged a bullet–his profile says he will soon be putting his poetry on the pillowcases.
AND he designed the machine himself. How long until we see him on Shark Tank?
I’m all for safe sex and all, but this goes a bit too far.
Ha! And that’s one of the $25 ones.
Even 100s of washings won’t wash the shit of this pillowcase?! Ugh. What a waste of good fabric.
#29 tejasmam, OOP can also mean out of print used for fabrics when designers discontinue a line or print.
I hope in this case that is what they mean!!!!!
#10 Efit I feel your pain, just how I felt when I saw that uniporn rainbow love dude is from my hometown!
OMG, blondeweezie. I’ll tell you something if a man took me back to his place, had that sheet on his bed, and thought he was getting lucky that night, well he’d have another thing coming (ew, no bad pun intended)! Maybe it IS safe sex after all – as in you’re NEVER getting any with sheets like that!
This pillowcase is a copy of an original piece of art made by …………….
That awful attempt at handwriting reminds me of this child’s scrawl…
@Raz, yeah–that’s Danny’s pillow case…redrum…REDRUM!
Fired up the lolrus…er, painting machine. Looks like it needs to be calibrated more.
Apparently that new electronic painting machine doesn’t work worth a shit. At least it is prewashed, I’d hate for that to fade or shrink…
It looks like evidence to me.
looks like some one did the writing with bingo blotters.
Sorry, it just reminds me of something that might have been painted on with a butthole.
Dude, Spoonflower uses a fabric PRINTER. And the resolution on it is better than .005 dpi.
Where did they get these brown stained sheets? The county morgue? Or did they get them from Alli users???
Looks like it says “PAINT SCAPE!” to me.
Or PANT SCARE!
Sounds like a new off, off Broadway musical- PANT SCARE!! *Jazz Hands*
OOPS… I meant PAINT SCARE!
Got some sexy bed linens for ya here:
I’m scared I need new glasses.
VEDD, oooo sexxxy!
#58 designerchick Correct horse is correct.
I have a sneaky suspicion that she’s drinking the Kool Aid too (mixed with a little moonshine) as part of her “painting process”.
I can see her mixing it up good in a big ‘ol bucket with her hands too.
I’m afraid to asked what the yellow color came from
Would I buy this – “Afraid not”
The fact that there are people who think that other people would pay money for this – BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID
Two black in common? And thank FSM it has “rinkled lettering”.
BTW it’s a guy. That may explain the “close eyes use hands”, though I think that pillow is masturbating.
I honestly tried to find a shred of sanity somewhere on this site, but conclude that this guy is a few million threads shy of a thread count.
@Suda, It’s a new scary eye test for the DMV:
If you can’t read this, go to the end of the line.
If you can read this, go to the end of the line.
I can only imagine the room that would require an “I Ain’t Scared” pillow case.
I’m thinking one filled with really scary clowns,
a la Poltergeist.
ain’t ain’t a word (or at least that is what i was told in grade school).
#72 – Neither is Etsy
Am I the only one who sees a cursive E instead of the S in “scared?”
#74 buhbye,no no, you’re not alone in seeing that, but I think it may be the least of the problems with this crap.
What about the pillowcase that says fire, that he suggests putting in a window…
Why would you want it to last 100s of washings?!
I have to give the seller a little credit: this is a really crafty idea for covering up drool stains.
It comes in brown, too. Oh wait, that’s not paint, that’s shit.
View it in a room:
If I didn’t know the fine provenance of the piece, I would think a ghost left it.
No, I ain’t scared…I’m now fucking terrified.
@geektastic yikes! nice one,
As if I don’t have anything better to do, I checked out the sold items, and the “guitar amps” are actually sort of interesting, but it looks like there’s been a downhill slide since then…like I think someone needs an intervention. Or to get back ON their meds…
I ATEN’T DED
OMG this is all misspelled! It should be “I ain’t skeered!”. WTF, do it right or don’t do it all!
Ok, Regretsy-ites. It’s OOP not Oops.
OOP stands for either
ONE OF PRODUCTION (meaning same as OOAK, or one of a kind)
OUT OF PRODUCTION (meaning an item which is no longer made.)
Is this a Ghostbusters reference? Because, if so, it is an insult to the movie.
I see skeered people. 0_0
#13- That hookah looks like ovaries on drugs…
This whole paint machine idea freaks me out because it sorta looks like they just carefully stood over a pillow case and spit out kool-aid on it.
What has science done?
Sorry #47 razberries, accidentally gave you thumbs down, when in fact I would have given it 2 thumbs up if I could! I should never drink and rate! sorry!
keep your free shipping away from my conus, you!
@PussDaddy…. uh, I think I’d just stick with “..don’t do it all” part…
*at (Wish I could blame it on St. Paddy’s Day Sauce but we all know I couldn’t touch any of that… pregnancy brain, then?)
If this “design” is “machine made”, the machine needs to be smashed into teeny tiny pieces. I say we all gang up on it and smash it like the guys in Office Space do to the copier.
And dear lord? Has anyone seen his You Tube videos?! This is his channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/k9sleepy
He looks old enough to be my father, and he’s pushing 30! I seriously thought that this guy couldn’t be any older than 20!
Oops, I meant that **I’M** pushing 30, lol!
@93 It’s almost like he’s auctioning them or like it’s an infomercial. I kept waiting for bids to open or for the 1-800 number to run across the bottom of the screen. He seems really nice and sincere, though. The heart and flower ones were okay, but this one is still really regretable.
I’m scared because etsy allows this shit on their site.
Admin wake up!!
If I had this pillow case, I would be *scared* that I would die in my sleep and someone would find my cold body on a pillow that said “i ain’t scared”. Suicide note? Confession? Wtf?
“New electronic painting machine imbeds the paint dots”…..hmmmmmm, kind of sounds like a tattoo gun!
Step way from the gun! Innocent pillow cases are in danger!
That is the ugliest pillow case I have ever seen. The A and the R are especially pathetic. Oh, well. I wonder if it sold? I’d bleach it.
Nope, it’s still available for purchase.
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